₦airaland Forum

goshikid:
E get this Ex of mine where the always ghost me for school back then, i go come her house, she go the press phone forget say human being dy inside with am.
Na so one day i come vex, i zero up my mind comot from her crib, e come reach 2weeks plus, we no talk, She go send me message i no go reply, even for school, when i see am, e dy be as if na shiit she be for my mind. The one where come break camel's back na when i wakka with one babe where fine pass am 100% when she been dy buy suya with her friend
Omo this babe come sight me from far, as i reach she come greet me thinking say i go notice am, na so i throway face as if no be person dy talk o
As i go drop the babe come back, this girl come dy cry the ask me why i dy do am like that say i dy break her heart o, say 3 weeks i no even talk to am ... Omo na so i reason am say so to ghost person dy sweet ladies but them no want make dem d ghost them..

Since then she come loyal pass servant guard, na she come dy ask me watin i want make she do o

Anybody where ghost you, infact ghost am add pepper ontop make them sabi say you no be mumu.

You make sense!

I don't even understand how some people do that shitt! If e get anything wey dey bother your mind, as a mature person, you gats open your mouth talk am.

But if you dey form ghost untop issue wey no be issue then na game of two o and first to do no dey pain.

This doesn't make sense.

It's like buying same color, make, size of the same shoes.

I'd rather marry 3 different women

SideshowBob:
I said they are improved not back. Has barca not been winning games while we are struggling to win easy clubs. So because of that I am now a closet fan? I'm not sure you are okay.

Maybe you are not okay.

You people come here to eulogize just because of winning streak. It's doesn't mean anything. There was a time united was topping the league around last year, where are we now?

Mrviktor:
Be it as it may.

I feel in the 2 years.

3 maybe.

That ronaldo spends at Manchester United.

Winning a trophy will be his greatest achievement..

Cuz we have totally lost d plot.

We are in survival mode. No winning mentality


Also where d fuk is cavani

We shouldn't worry about Ronaldo. He will be fine.

We should rather worry about our team.

At 34, he scored just 11 league goals in his first season at Juve. He eventually left with their golden booth.

meobizy:
A typical Nairaland response.

A typical nairaland response.

Woman wey you go target, give correct uppercut.

meobizy:
She looks horrible. Nigerians have reached the point to reject a lot of these foreign artists. All they’re practicing is neocolonialism for their dead careers.

They don't want you, you call it racism.
They want you, you call it neocolo...

Will you keep kwayet!

SideshowBob:
Barcelona that was even more useless than this team before are have improved suddenly. When I watched their last game cause of a friend that is their fan. I had no doubt that they will destroy us with the way we are playing now. Their owners now look serious now while our board care more about their other things. They sacked their former coach and took time before getting a new one. This club had to wait to sack ole that was destroying this club before getting an old man that taught nobody anything. Manchester United needs help

You people are closest Barca fan.

So to you, Barcelona is now back? Ehn?

yorubarere:
The fact that US got away with murder and still getting away with murder? If US can do it, then Russia can. Those criticizing Russia should take a back seat if they can't do same for US.

Can you then point me to any section in the tweet that praised US or NATO?

I guess to you, anyone condemning Putin's action is praising US for the exact crime, abi?

Or should we all like you, gather to praise Putin for invading Ukraine.

Sir, you need to getat!

yorubarere:
You can insult me. But that doesn't mean seun is right with his 1960 post. Right to views is not same thing as right to misinformation.

The beauty of politics is that, no matter how good your view is, there is an opposing view. It's the reason why political parties have different agendas.

The basis of Seun's post is that; the fact that someone else got away with murder years back doesn't mean murder is not a crime.

What right or moral jurisdiction do you have to question that?

ResidentSnitch:
I honestly don't know where some of you get your over-bloated sense of entitlement from.
You call out Seun for his personal view on the crisis as if he owes you an explanation or as though he shouldn't have an opinion because he owns Nairaland...
Some of you need to be given heavy knocks on your heads every morning to see if your brains can reset.

I seriously felt like insulting the dude.

So anyone that does not share your view in politics is a novice and should be silenced. What fuckery is that?

This is one of reasons politics and politics section is very toxic. Very confused set of people.

So we should hail putin for destruction of life and properties of another nation because America did it some years back?

Imagine someone hailing maybe UK in the future for attacks on Nigeria because Nigeria refuses to legalize homosexuality.

What the other nations have done is wrong but two wrongs don't make a right. We are talking about life of people like you and I here.

FIFA and UEFA want to be useless like WHO during the pandemic?

One thing that is sure is that, Ukraine is getting destroyed.

I don’t support Putin or NATO, but Ukraine would become another Syria.

No!

If her sister refuses, I'd just ask her to be my second wife. Let's see if her own sister won't chase her with broomsticks.

If that's your face, then not bad. Let's see the whole picture tho.

To see if you're slim or not.

Explain everything to your current woman.


But, what if, you current woman is like Ugochinchin?

He has chosen the path of destruction.

I see someone making a movie out of this Russian Ukraine war.

Do you want to die or you want to commit suicide?

Later na you go dey complain say belle dey pop up.

No be here one guy say him pastor dey talk say God's power is infinitesimal.

Pastor dey think say infinitesimal mean something hooooge.

TLona1:
See how my guy dey glamourise tap in

Add penalty join.

No one is talking about Messi.
Or Lukaku
Or Ramos.

Playing in a new league is always challenging. Ronaldo has even tried, he is the eldest of these players and his performance is still the best.

Ronaldo's first season at Juventus, he scored just 21 goals but he left Juventus with 101 goals after three years.

So make una calm down.

TLona1:


Tap in na still goal no doubt.

The annoying thing is how Ronaldo has successfully deceived lots of people with these tap ins. He has made them think tapping is the one and only criterion for GOATism.

It's just sad many have fallen for this monstrous deceit.

Ronaldo is such a good goal scorer that his critics are scared of trolling him with not scoring even when he is having one of the longest goal drought in his career.

They are scared baba might have them eating their words with cold Pepsi.

Rather, they prefer trolling him for having good games!

Comrade, I no fit shop maize again this year. You don amaze me finish.

TLona1:
Meanwhile some GOAT wannabe can only have a good game if and only if he taps in.

This was what I said the other day.

They troll Messi for having a bad game, it's understandable. Every player gets trolled for that.


But Ronaldo gets trolled for having a good game. Shey tap in no be goal again?

tensazangetsu20:
I am glad you finally put it up for the naysayers. It's not even up to 6 months and you already have a job. When I say the same thing people will say it's not possible. Others will say the industry is oversaturated and that there's billions of Indian coders.

Baba, don't bother about naysayers, keep preaching the gospel, keep keeping it real!

Lucrativress:
But you read him say he doesn't like leading na
at all

If his life or livelihood depends on it, he will.

....

Lucrativress:
He has the experience of the job description already.
But how will he have the leadership experience when he has never led before?
It's his mind you know,not his knowledge..

People that are leading, did they bring the leadership qualities from heaven?

Assistants are the next best candidate for leadership after the leaders themselves.

The OP is a big fat liar.

He say na cough.

Cough ko, sneeze ni.

Putin is giving Russians a bad name. They might just become the modern day Nazis.

Jennyclay:
Take it OR leave it... Everybody can't be current about what is happening in Ukraine just like you.

You did a good job by enlightening her. Now that she has learnt something, if she come across group of people discussing it, she would have something to say.

That's how we learn in life. Nobody knows it all.

She's not dumb and why must you bring your private issues to social media.

Yeye boyfriend!!!

How do you explain that a grown up doesn't know Ukraine?

That's totally unacceptable!