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chatinent:
Question to scientists: did it evolve, or was it designed by an intelligent creator?

You read too much of awake.

qtguru:
If you don't live in Lagos, remote work pays you a lot, rent is costly here, over there you can easily pay rent and setup other business.

Thanks for the advice but it's time for me to leave this neighborhood.

I was basically raised where I am. I even schooled here. I'm tired, I need a change of environment. Besides I have relatives that are ready to accommodate me. So no excuse.

Nickisindigo:
Lol how much then would an entry or junior developer collect

It depends on the company.
Normally, it should be between 100 - 200k.

Chuxx84:
Good evening nairalanders. Please I need advice/opinions on this issue at hand.
I have been taking care of my mother since before I got married, I have other brothers older and younger but they are not financially buoyant. (So they claimed) I did not mind this but kept on caring for her ( house rent, feeding, other bills). Although it's a burden to me, but she is my mother. Now my wife suggest that any money I want to give to her should pass through her (I will send to my wife then she sends to my mother) or she does the sending and I later pay her back. Her claim is my mother is fetish with my money. I'm confused can this be true? Sometimes my mother will make simple money request my wife would say I should ignore her. She says she is taking me for a fool. I am beginning to get tired of this whole thing. Please help with advice or opinions.
Thanks.

You be idiot.

So you wife ordered you that any money you wish to send to your own mother should pass through her and you obliged. You are a very foolish man!

If your mother was a witch, she would have killed you before you met your wife.

...and that woman you call wife is a bigger fool!

Nonsense!

This is strange.
Have you sent paystack a mail about it?
Are you using the sandbox account or the real account?
Maybe you don't quite get how paystack calculates it values in Naira and Kobo.

DoubleMind:
Don't mind those monkeys.
They are offering 200k for a lead web developer position. I told them 350k last. They said they will call me back

They are pricing developers like pepper and onions.

DoubleMind:
I also got a call yesterday for a job vacancy posted on nairaland

I hope you got the job?

Posts:
lucky you. I hope the renumeration is high

For where? .

The guy stylishly dropped the call when I told him I'm not in Lagos presently. The actual truth is, I don’t even live in Lagos.

I just spoke with a recruiter few minutes ago. It's one of those jobs I applied to and sincerely, I've forgotten about the job. I don't even remember the name of the company.

They were of course going to offer me a job as a Laravel developer but the company is in Lagos and I'm presently not in Lagos that's how the conversation ended.

They work is remote but they expect their developers to come to work once a week.

So guys, this thing works.

Funny thing is, I've not really started putting myself out there and I am getting this result(s).


Anyways, Lagos here I come.

Wolfeye:
This rubbish is what annoys me about Barca fans.
How can you lose 5-2 in the round of 16 and call a decent performance?
If Real Madrid lost 4-1 like this In their own home zidane will not have a job. You couldn’t even win a single leg.
No top team in the world will accept this rubbish.
It’s only in Barca that a coach will lose scandalously at home for the first time in dog years and he still has a job and JUST BECAUSE they lost and then drew NOT like other times when they actually won and then lost the second leg it’s somehow a thing of “pride”. What sort of useless mentality is this?
Since when did 5-2 become a better scoreline than 4-3 (liverpool) or Roma? Since when Wtf!!!
There is no top team that would have lost to Bayern 8-2 in a single tie and still have coons like busqets, alba, pique and ter stergen in the squad, messi being the only one exempted because his ability supersedes his flaws.
Like wtf is this “pride” rubbish? “Atleast we didn’t lose badly” you freaking lost 5-2 to an under strength psg team without their star franchise player.
You literally haven’t beaten any grade A big teams this season. Sevilla is a euroPa team. So wtf is this “pride” coming from “because” you “dominated” a game you should’ve actually won.
There is NO EXCUSE why Barca didn’t progress yesterday. They literally had atleast 10 chances of which the psg keeper made 9 “saves” which were not stressful AT ALL!
How can a 100m euros player not know how to pick an angle in front of goal?

Just wasting Messi’s final years and staining his leegacy with this pedri-filled useless backward passing jamboree of a display.

Barca is the new arsenal for real.

“Pride“ Smfh

At least, a Barca fan with sense.

Many of you guys are happy Messi scored a screamer but neglecting the fact that the team was eliminated.

PSG dey craze oh.

Nickisindigo:
Is it compulsory learning Ajax and jquery as a front end web developer @karleb karleb

Please don't learn jquery in 2021.

Learn React, Vue or Angular instead.

Ajax is for fetching data, I'd say it's necessary but not compulsory. These days, front-end developers are now building weather applications and the likes. You'd need the knowledge of AJAX for such, which is not even hard.

BrandBrainBox:
If my wife and sister were in danger and I'm able to save ONLY ONE? That's a tough one. But... Hmmm! Why is everyone avoiding this question?

I'd save my sister. Let my wife's brother save her sister.

Harry and Megan's is similar to Paul and Lola's case.

Nickisindigo:
Some fans are still hoping for the 2017 miracle

Even hope is not hoping.

CSTRR:
A full course on JavaScript.
It has finished downloading. Praise the Lord.

Try to build a project after learning. You hear?

It has beguned!

Different people with different problem.

My own issue is of late, people give me this undue respect. I am no where near 34 but there is this lady I greet and she responds with sir everytime. If that girl isn't older than me then we'll be mate.

I call her by her name but she still refers to me as Mr. Caleb.

It makes me feel olddd.

osazsky:
if na man u now they will be waiting for 2 red card so that they can score Southampton 9 and they start shouting that fernandez is d combination of messi and ronaldo only that he has more height

Did that man u need red card to beat man City?

CSTRR:
I am currently downloading a 2 Gigabyte programing course.

It's 100 MB to completion and I am praying like hell that the download should not cut.

How far? What course is that?

Bratking:
Trading sex for movie roles is an age-long practice in Hollywood that's just about as old as Hollywood itself. There's a reason Hollywood is dubbed, 'The Devil's Playground'. Nollywood oloshos dey learn work for where Hollywood oloshos dey o.

Guy!

It's the character not the gender.

Because of anti spam bot that keeps banning me, I've decided to create a hashnode blog.


https://karleb.hashnode.dev

I will be putting contents there from time to time.

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pretydiva:
Drop your ego. Call and apologize to her. See where you alpha male attributes has led you to. With everything you typed up there, I wonder how you could've let such a rare gem go.

I pray it isn't too late for you. Call her now

Let the big head be forming James Bond there.

Funny thing is, the lady could be wishing he'd just call her right now.

You let a good woman go and you are complaining.
What should we do, help you beg her to come back?
Oga, leave her. Let her enjoy her life. You clearly do not deserve her.

It's her life, her choice.
Answer is no!

Very very stupid post. Very very stupid.

I lost it when you said getting her number was a miracle. Nigga why?!

Before you marry, make sure a litre of petrol is back to N75.

You just watch Endgame?