Romance › Re: Whatsapp Mistakes Guys Make When Chatting With A Lady They Want To Date by Karleb(m): 3:38pm On Mar 23, 2021 |
All these grammar untop wetin?
It's actually writeups like this that complicate the whole issue. |
Programming › Re: I Am Looking For Unpaid Internships. Hire Me. Javascript | Python by Karleb(m): 2:21pm On Mar 23, 2021 |
austinewine: 'cheap' is relative. My point is; there is money in Tech. Lots of money. You shouldn't be working for free even if you are okay. Besides, tech is technical. Not anyone can dabble into it. So even if the money won't be much, you should be compensated. |
Programming › Re: I Am Looking For Unpaid Internships. Hire Me. Javascript | Python by Karleb(m): 10:52am On Mar 23, 2021 |
austinewine: I am not looking to earn. Just to learn and gain experience in an environment that supports growth.
Remote | Onsite | Lagos.
I am capable of picking up new technical skills quickly, and grasping new domain knowledge as and when needed. Open-minded to new experience and continual learning. Oga, don't be too cheap. Work for money. There are people who are employed to learn. Dem no get two heads. |
Programming › Re: Why Do Programmers Always Look Down On Wordpress Expert? by Karleb(m): 10:50am On Mar 23, 2021 |
gini4x: Lol don't worry one day you will see wetin pass you and you will realise that wordpress is not too cool. Wordpress is over bloated on it's own, relies so much on plugins, unnecessarily heavy, cannot solve complex problems , very insecure. Imagine having spam comments on your site, spam email. Malwares from badly coded plugins and themes. Why do you think it's not classified as an enterprise software like magento and the rest. Only WordPress developers believe WordPress can solve every problems including the complex ones. I was reading a book on WordPress plugin development and the author who has a lot of years of experience development wordpress theme clearly said WordPress is not suitable for all website development. The only area WordPress excel is in Content Management System and e commerce with the introduction of woocommerce. Truth is, in general programming, there's is no one size fits all. |
Family › Re: The Benefits Of Marrying Young Even If You Are Poor by Karleb(m): 1:13am On Mar 23, 2021 |
You may never blow till you die. |
Romance › Re: How I Collect Ladies Number : Am i Smart ? by Karleb(m): 6:49pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Let me have your number" will solve all these problems. |
Romance › Re: Should I Wait A Little?? by Karleb(m): 6:47pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Percaput: I met him on a dating platform and i initiated the conversation. We got on pretty well and its been two weeks of being friends now but im not seeing any signs to show the friendship will transition into a relationship tho I've asked questions and he's not into any relationship and he hasn't mentioned that we should meet despite the fact that we communicate every day. Im not desperate but i need a serious relationship as it is and I don't know if this friendship will transition eventually. Ask him if he is free this weekend. If he is, ask him out. Pay for the date, if he is sensible or he likes you, he should at least ask for a second date. You won't due, try it. |
Politics › Re: Abba Abbey Gidan Haki Kidnapped And Killed By His Ex Lover by Karleb(m): 6:23pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Women are scum.  |
Family › Re: Don't Ever Curse Your Country by Karleb(m): 6:22pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
yazga: *DON'T EVER CURSE YOUR COUNTRY*
*If you don't know how you are blessed, you will think your father's farm is worse than your friend father's farm.* *$1 is ₦500 and so what?*
*Let me elucidate from my little experience. Can anyone in the US use $1 for breakfast? No!*
*But in Nigeria, ₦500 will give you breakfast and lunch.*
*Majority of people's monthly house rent (self contained apartment) in the USA is $1,000 and above... and that is your own 2 year's rent!*
*Have you ever paid for insurance before? Insurance in the US is $280 and that is almost ₦100,000 monthly.*
*When last did you pay monthly phone bills? I pay almost ₦40,000 monthly and if I don't, they are going to block my SIM. Your own MTN can be there for months without recharge.*
*When last did you work on Saturday and Sunday?*
*This I do compulsorily and on regular basis.*
*Don't get me wrong, the US is better than Nigeria, depending on which angle you are viewing it.*
*Do you want to hear the truth?*
*Many people in Nigeria live a more fulfilling life compared to their counterparts abroad.*
*Forget about all the packaging on social media and give credit to the good life you are living.*
*Do you know why Nigerians living in the US always rush back quickly whenever they come home visiting?*
*Because bills are counting and elongated absence (freedom) will put their lives in jeopardy.*
*If you, as a black person, attempt to emulate the whites, they will kneel on your neck.*
*Apart from Congo, no citizens in the entire universe enjoy life to the fullest than Nigerians.*
*You are abundantly blessed but you don't know until you get visa and relocate abroad, that is when you will know that your 8-hour job in Nigeria with free weekend is awoof.*
*With 8-hour job abroad, you can only pay bills, you need other 6 to 8 hours jobs to save for the future and plan your life.*
*The truth is that the grass is green everywhere, it's lack of vision greed of our leaders/politicians and the skewed religious practices (which placed emphasis on miracles) that ascended Nigeria onto a myopic tentacle of complete standstill.*
*Always thank God wherever you may find yourself. Nigeria is good and will be better.*�
*God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria* Your head is not correct. |
Travel › Re: Which Country Do You Want To Be Born Into If You Are To Choose by Karleb(m): 6:13pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
England. Because of the football.
Besides, it's closer to other countries. One can explore, relocate or even have multiple house in nearby countries. |
Travel › Re: Should I Stay Home And Start Goat Farming Or I Should Travel To Poland by Karleb(m): 6:08pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Start a goat farm in Poland. |
Family › Re: I Am Dying In Silence by Karleb(m): 6:03pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
MufasaLion: Early 30s still in school? . I graduated in my early 20s  This is very unnecessary. |
Family › Re: I Have One Month Left To Live by Karleb(m): 6:01pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Guy, just go and die. You've been doing this shit for more than two years now. |
Programming › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Get Good At Javascript? by Karleb(m): 4:29pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Here is a shocker. You can't stop learning JavaScript. |
Programming › Re: Mentor In Web Development Needed by Karleb(m): 1:54pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Ayrastarr: Wife ke?
Abeg oo
I've been secretly crushing on him.
Don't go there biko Why don't you secretly PM him to teach you React?  Trust me, no one will now.  NB: The guy na oyel money.  |
Programming › Re: Why Do Programmers Always Look Down On Wordpress Expert? by Karleb(m): 11:34pm On Mar 21, 2021 |
I don't blame those who look down on them.
I joined a Facebook WordPress group after reading one of @tensa's post. The only thing they talk about in the group is theme builders.
Majority of guys in that group can't write a simple responsive website. It's theme builder and drag and drop everywhere.
Talk of WordPress plugin? Taar! The only time they talk of it is when they are discussing how to use a paid plugin for free. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 3:39pm On Mar 21, 2021 |
"I am a revolutionary!" |
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s $26.5 Billion Maintenance Cost Enough To Build Three New Refineries by Karleb(m): 7:48am On Mar 21, 2021 |
Why would this country only dream of building a refinery now?
Why not some 30 years ago? |
Programming › Re: CHECK Out My Easybank Landing Page With HTML ,CSS And Little React Js by Karleb(m): 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
O boy eeee!  E pure die. I like the gray background colors. I love the illustrations. I love the animations. I love the use of color gradient. Nna, you too much! Three gbosa! Funnily enough, these beautiful designs are from mockups. One of these, I'll design my own damn fine UI using one of these genius mockups. Hand dey itch me.  |
Programming › Re: Rate My E-commerce Website. Using Html Css and Javascript by Karleb(m): 10:54pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
Use the advice on the thread and try to use mock ups. You don't even have to get the design 100 per cent.
Most people would just assume your website is Buggy just because it's not beautiful or responsive.
Same thing I was telling a fellow this evening.
Besides, this is a front end project. It should be fine o. Anyways, it's a good step on the right direction.
Don't quit. |
Travel › Re: DON'T LISTEN TO Anyone Who Discourages You From Travelling Abroad by Karleb(m): 9:41pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
Just look at this screenshot. That is the number of new remote job for some tech outside of this country with good salary.
Compare it to the one from Lagos.
This is just remote and not full time.
There are similar numbers on indeed, glassdoor and all.
In the white man's country, there is a very good job for you all.
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Travel › Re: Returning To Nigeria Is The Worst Decision I’ve Ever Made by Karleb(m): 9:33pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
By the time I leave this country, I will place a curse on any of my descendants that wish to come back to Nigeria on a permanent basis. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 9:31pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
I pity those who take this thread serious.
A place to catch cruise.  |
Romance › Re: Me And My Female Coworker(what Could This Mean Please) by Karleb(m): 9:02pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
They are just competing. Nothing more. |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 8:47pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
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Programming › Re: Mentor In Web Development Needed by Karleb(m): 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
@tensazangetsu20 Come and carry your wife o.  |
Programming › Re: Django Get Attributeerror: Str Object by Karleb(m): 5:20pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
From what I see, the error is coming from email.get(). What do you intend to get from email variable and why? |
Business › Re: Cryptocurrency: Nigerians Are Free To Use Bitcoin - CBN by Karleb(m): 4:20pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
Idiot. |
Programming › Re: Check Out A Rookies First Web Project by Karleb(m): 12:14pm On Mar 20, 2021 |
There's a lot to adjust, make better and all.
But this is a good step in the right direction.
Don't quit! |
Politics › Re: 3 Fake Whistleblowers Remanded To Prison For False Information by Karleb(m): 8:17am On Mar 20, 2021 |
This country dey craze oh!  What exactly is the purpose whistle blowing kwa? |
Politics › Re: Buhari Congratulates Samia Suluhu Hassan, New Tanzanian President by Karleb(m): 9:40pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
This is the kind of position your pusssy can't get you.
I wish our slay queens would know this. |
Phones › Re: Facebook Messenger, Instagram And Whatsapp Servers Are Down by Karleb(m): 8:02pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
Tolumiide: Just imagine that WhatsApp server is the server that supplies the earth oxygen and it stopped servicing the earth since 6:25pm, this is 7:10pm, yet no air to breathe in.
God. Well done sir. Thank you sir. I'm grateful sir Guy, what are you saying? |