Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgently In Need Of A Job In Lagos by Karleb(m): 8:10pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
Zabeth16: Establishment like and how?? Company, firm, factory, school, basically anywhere you think you can work.
If there are up to ten or more, visit them all. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgently In Need Of A Job In Lagos by Karleb(m): 7:59pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
Walk into any establishment nearby with your CV and make enquiries. You'd be surprised. |
Programming › Re: Php Wahala by Karleb(m): 5:37pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
If you can host the code you have on github, I can fix the issue and send you a working code. For free! |
Programming › Re: So I Saw This Job On Indeed by Karleb(op): 3:02pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
tensazangetsu20: Money needs to be made. Magento which is one of the best CMS out there is not free to use. Shopify also requires a monthly subscription. If its all open source, they wont be able to make a kobo na. Maybe you are right. Magento has two versions/edition. One is open source, free. The other, is the enterprise edition, Magento Commerce which is not free but very cheap and affordable for large companies. Shopify is very cheap even for small companies that generate income in naira. The Laravel that I love offers so many paid services, but it is the free service that'll prompt you to especially as a developer to pay. I was following a tutorial by a developer who was building a WordPress plugin with OOP, the guy practically complained throughout the video.  Let me just stop here today about this WordPress rant. |
Programming › Re: Blockchain Programming In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 1:25pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
highbreedtech: Solidity will only work for you for Smart contracts nothing else. Alright.  |
Programming › Re: So I Saw This Job On Indeed by Karleb(op): 1:23pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
tensazangetsu20: [/b] They have already but that particular version of wordpress is not open source. It's used at big tech companies like Facebook, Microsoft, Spotify etc. Checkout wordpress VIP. What then is the point? WordPress got it success from the open source community, they served us a piece of crap (we can always argue this) and kept the best portion for the big guys. This is why I always say the business owners and programmers are the helm of affairs only care about their pockets. The fact that they are not ready to make a change further proves it. |
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by Karleb(m): 1:20pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
SegFault: Bullshit. Please cite your sources from where you got the bolded, there is a difference between anti social behaviour and introversion. I don't need any article to explain and talk about what I've witnessed here on nairaland and in real life. Introversion and anti social behavior are like 5 and 6. Ambiversion, extroversion and anti social behavior are like day and night. |
Programming › Re: So I Saw This Job On Indeed by Karleb(op): 1:09pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
tensazangetsu20: Its not, WordPress today is much more exciting to work with than it has ever been. I wish I could show what I am working on but its not finished. Still fighting some annoying bugs. Maybe we can always agree to disagree on that but WordPress could have done things better though. |
Programming › Re: So I Saw This Job On Indeed by Karleb(op): 1:00pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
tensazangetsu20: The hatred for wordpress in the web development community is just so nice. Abeg let the hatred continue so we proud wordpress Devs can get more work to be doing.  Tech is just like show business, any publicity is good publicity. The hatred is justified though. |
Romance › Re: Why Do The Young Men Of Today Do This? by Karleb(m): 12:43pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: The young men of today love older women What is the reason or motivation? What is attractive about older women? Why do young women of today love older men. What is the reason or motivation? What is attractive about older men?  |
Programming › Re: Php Error by Karleb(m): 10:22am On Mar 14, 2021*. Modified: 1:07pm On Mar 14, 2021 |
I believe the issue you are having is that you have different tables for student and pin, which is actually a very good design. What you need is to join the students table to the pins table and check if a student has an existing record in the pins table, if it exists you do nothing or you update, if it doesn't you create a new record. This would bring us primary and foreign keys. Your students table should have a primary key which should auto increment, now this primary key would be stored in the pins table. That means, whenever you create a student record a new pin record is created for the new student automatically. I hope it solves your problem.
Let me do a little code review here.  You don't need to declare a variable before you use it in latest versions of PHP. A variable is enough for all the alert messages. I also believe switch statement will do better than that long if else elseif logic. As for the date logic, you can use date('Y-m-d') without assigning to a variable. The $expire_date variable could be written properly as: $expire_date = date('Y-m-d', strtotime('next year')); |
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by Karleb(m): 9:30am On Mar 14, 2021 |
Hahjascho: @Goodlyhrt, how dare you rubbish a great divine gift.
The only issue you have is not being informed rightly. Getting rightly informed opens doors to self discovery, a key way to self development.
Have you not seen an extrovert which seems not to be insecure about his own qualities? They exist.
This should tell you that no one can make you secure whether being introverted or extroverted. It all lies on you.
Make deep research on the benefits of being an introvert and how to make the best use of it, then start experiencing the wonder of self discovery.
Everything you need is inside a book. Read the right books. Is it by force? He does not want "the gift". |
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by Karleb(m): 9:29am On Mar 14, 2021 |
SegFault: That is not introversion for fcks sakes that is a bloody mental disorder you just described there, see what I mean when i say that Nigerians don't know when and where to use a word. Mental disorder you say, which is common with Introverts. Most ambi or extros don't have these problems. If it smells like a fish... |
Programming › So I Saw This Job On Indeed by Karleb(op): 9:17am On Mar 14, 2021 |
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Programming › Re: Which Guarantees Higher Returns Website Or App? by Karleb(m): 9:07am On Mar 14, 2021 |
The correct answer is the one you know very well. |
Programming › Re: I Am Learning Javascript, I Need Help With The Code I'm Writing by Karleb(m): 9:06am On Mar 14, 2021 |
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Family › Re: Should I Abort This Pregnancy Or Leave It? by Karleb(m): 6:11am On Mar 14, 2021 |
Richy4: This is the kind of tale that a 13-19 year old will come up with and we say oh!!! she quite young and doesn't know about pack of hyenas around the world... If you cannot tell him all about yourself because it's too early, why in the world did you not consider that too before having sex with him?...Why do some ladies give away "that" so easily this days..? 
Because the thing dey itch.  |
Family › Re: Should I Abort This Pregnancy Or Leave It? by Karleb(m): 6:10am On Mar 14, 2021 |
Later on they'll blame the deadbeat dad. Who is the irresponsible one now?  |
Nairaland General › Re: Introversion Is Such A Bad Personality Trait by Karleb(m): 8:33pm On Mar 13, 2021 |
Goodlyhrt: You become weird, you can't even figure your self out talk less of other people.
You lack social skills.. And people thought this is cool... Menh! Things could escalate quickly because you are keeping bootled emotions which is rather detrimental towords your relationship with other people.
This is just me and I hate this feeling. I could get so angry but you wouldn't know because I can't voice it out. I could kill!!
Somebody save me! This is the truth. Introversion is actually bad. People say they love it and all; maybe because they can't do anything about or they keep failing at doing something about it hence the acceptance and funny love for it. Introversion comes with low self esteem, shyness, social anxiety and all forms of abnormal traits. There is also this fear of missing out and overthinking. I'm not saying extroversion is the answer but being an ambivert is way better than being an introvert. For most people, introversion sucks. That's the truth! |
Programming › Re: Blockchain Programming In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2021 |
highbreedtech: No Sir Solidity is not blockchain Language is only used for Tokens Smart Contract.
As per d definition
- Solidity is an object-oriented programming language for writing smart contracts. It is used for implementing smart contracts on various blockchain platforms, most notably, Ethereum. and i added Tron
So don't mislead him, at first you need to know the blockchain he is talking about before recommendation.
I guess he knows other Languages like Ruby or NodeJs or Even PHP or Go he is good to go with blockchain.  I am not misleading him. I said solidity is like blockchain official language . Take note of the word like. Of course you can do blockchain programming with other languages but if I were to go into blockchain today, l'll learn solidity even if I already know Javascript, Java and others, hence my advice. |
Business › Re: Business Ideas For A 5 Million Naira Capital by Karleb(m): 10:54pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
LagBlogger: That is why people like you fall for get rich schemes.
Your ignorance is appalling. Passive income stream built on stable investment is the surest way to wealth.
Of course that is high greek for make it big and fast clowns like you.
You know more than real estate developers with more than 20 years experience who keep developing rental properties. The fellow is right. Waiting on a 9 percent gain for a whole year is not a good investment especially if it is your only source of income. |
Business › Re: Business Ideas For A 5 Million Naira Capital by Karleb(m): 10:50pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
ALISMILE: Stop this pls 2yrs ago I had 5mil If I had jakpa nija I won't be worth what am worth now I can conveniently visit any country in the world I want right now Let that guy find himself a nice biz pls Some people are really making it big in this country If you had japa'd you would have worth more, way more. Just pray they don't bring out a stupid policy that could affect your business/profession. |
Business › Re: Business Ideas For A 5 Million Naira Capital by Karleb(m): 10:47pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
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Business › Re: Business Ideas For A 5 Million Naira Capital by Karleb(m): 9:06pm On Mar 12, 2021*. Modified: 10:37pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
This isn't a business idea but save it in dollar.
Convert it to dollar and lockup.
No talk say you no read this comment. |
Programming › Re: My Web Dev Portfolio || E-commerce by Karleb(m): 7:45pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Nice work.  |
Programming › Re: Blockchain Programming In Nigeria by Karleb(m): 5:54pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Blockchain is hot cake.
Go for it!
My own advice would be you go straight into solidity, you can do blockchain with other languages but keep to solidity. It's like the official blockchain language. |
Family › Re: Which Gender Do You Want Your First Child To Be? Give Reasons. by Karleb(m): 2:07pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
As for me, I want one female kid. |
Family › Re: Which Gender Do You Want Your First Child To Be? Give Reasons. by Karleb(m): 1:55pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
ethicallyright: I do not need help.
Many women are paedophiles. I was abused by not just one women, two or three women. There were more than 5 women who sexually molested me. They unleashed the beast in me.
I said I'm a logical paedophile and incestuous as well.
You can't believe the Adam and Eve story and also think I need help for incest.
You can't also argue about gene deformities that may ravage an offspring of an incestuous affair because my incestuous escapades are solely hedonistic and not for reproduction.
As a logical paedophile , I will not sleep with a baby girl under my care. I have taken care of many of them , as a cousin, and only slept with them after their approval when they turned 18.
If my 18 year old daughter will be decisive enough to resist my seduction, then I will never sleep with her.
It is necessary to understand what the law is. There is no provision of the Nigerian Criminal Code or any Criminal legislation in the world that expressly prohibits paedophilia.
What is prohibited is rape and , further, statutory rape which is sleeping with someone who gave consent but doesn't have the legal right to give the consent she gave. The bad thing is that many paedophiles come under this category.
As a logical paedophile, I wait for the baby girl to grow to the age which she can legally consent to pass through my bed of pleasure. This way I can give her some of the nicest thrusts in the world, make her moan to the highest heavens and then give her a cup of coffee to sleep in peace after I have deflowered her without going against the law I do not like to break.
The Marriage Act only prohibits marriage within a certain degree of consanguinity. It allows marriage within certain degrees of affinity. That's none of my business. My point is that the marriage Act does not expressly prohibit sexual relationships between individuals of certain degrees of consanguinity but just marriage. I wouldn't break this law as well.
If I were you, I'd rather write the National Assembly to modify relevant legislations to cover these issues than blame a man who understands his laws.
Do not blame me , sister. It is a big concern when intelligent men plan to execute evil.
Cococandy, intelligent woman, what do you think? Big English but zero morals. You are a disgrace. No matter how you see or sugar coat it. |
Education › Re: N.W.O - Everybody Uses Google But Nobody Has Noticed This Until Now! by Karleb(m): 9:37am On Mar 12, 2021 |
RedSquid: Why should your comment matter to me. I'm living the life you can't have in your wildest dream
Enjoy your misery You are a very foolish person. Who cares the kind of life you live. I didn't mention you in my comments because you don't matter. So fuc.k off with your insecurity. |
Education › Re: N.W.O - Everybody Uses Google But Nobody Has Noticed This Until Now! by Karleb(m): 9:00am On Mar 12, 2021 |
RedSquid: Why do you people have such strong hatred for God and anything that concerns Christianity. Why? Alaye Bleep off! Where did I mention God or Christianity? Insecure fellow! |
Education › Re: N.W.O - Everybody Uses Google But Nobody Has Noticed This Until Now! by Karleb(m): 5:52pm On Mar 11, 2021 |
Yes they are. And I want to join.
Foolish people! |