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Travel › Re: On Nigerians And The 'must Travel Mentality' by Karleb(m): 2:30pm On Dec 09, 2020
Sanchez01:
Enroll ke? Purely self taught ooo.

With sheer determination and discipline, it is almost like a walk in the park.
Walk in the what?!

Abi I don forget the meaning of that idiom ni? undecided
Romance › Re: The Secrets And Life Of A Yahoo Boy (Part 2) by Karleb(m): 1:47pm On Dec 09, 2020
mdchikezie:
so long as you have been paying your insurance earlier, insurance company covers it totally no matter the amount.
every body has a range of money they pay to insurance depending on your incomes and earnings.
shocked shocked
Romance › Re: See What This Lady Wrote For Her Man To Buy For Her This Christmas by Karleb(m): 12:03pm On Dec 09, 2020
grin
This is small to what some men give out.
If the gesture is reciprocal, I see nothing wrong here.
Celebrities › Re: Girl, 17, Turning Blind After Squeezing A Spot On Her Nose by Karleb(m): 11:58am On Dec 09, 2020
Halisdavis:
She went and poked a pimple that was located on the dangerous zone of the face thereby creating a free pathway for infection to transverse the cavernous sinus... She's just lucky it's still an abscess that formed for now... she should pray she doesn't develope meningitis or perhaps thrombosis.


Life lesson... Don't just poke any pimple.
That's a tumor. Whether or not she poked it, it was going to grow.
Travel › Re: For Those Who Think Boarding A Plane Is An Achievement, See This: Photo by Karleb(m): 11:56am On Dec 09, 2020
Sunmoluvic:
Please stop this, it's photoshop Planes can't transport cows oo
Maybe it's photoshopped but those are sheeps.
Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Survived This Year? Inspire Others by Karleb(m): 11:48am On Dec 09, 2020
mezico96:
Lol...I don't really know how I was able to get pass this...though its not my first time but somehow God did what He does best!

Few days to my birthday April 25th,I had a football competition going on,though there was lockdown cos of the covid-19 outbreak but we were told to continue cos Benue had no case (as of then) and movement wasn't really restricted.

On this fateful day when the match was going on those guys were very aggressive and on the other hand its a must win game to enable us qualify for the next round...of course we were winning in first half by 3-0 and luckily I was on the scoresheet with an assist to my name...

On the brick of halftime the worst happened. My opponent made a very bad and hard tackle on me and when I saw my leg, I could see my bone peeping out of my hose, my foot was lying helplessly on the floor...it was like a dream. The officials and spectators where afraid to come close cos of the blood gushing out.... I had to straighten it myself before someone with experience came to help...

I lost my job,my phone that was given to me by my employee and my house rent was due for payment. I can't tell what really happened but God surprised me... its been almost eight months now and to God be the glory I've improved to using a walking-stick

NT: Within those eight months they had to rebreak it up to 4 times cos of wound and infections...I can't wait to get back to pitch! grin
Something must kill a man.
Programming › Re: We Need Algorithms And Data Structure Section In Nairaland! by Karleb(m): 10:37am On Dec 09, 2020
pcguru1:
HashMap because anytime I need an efficient algorithm and need a ds with a constant lookup HasMap is always my got to.
Java programmers.

Oya now, the ADTs that you remember.
Sports › Re: See Top 25 Goal Scorers In Europe Leagues - CR7 Is No.1 by Karleb(m): 10:19am On Dec 09, 2020
Somebody tell me where Messi is please, I'm not with my glasses.
Programming › Re: We Need Algorithms And Data Structure Section In Nairaland! by Karleb(m): 10:10am On Dec 09, 2020
pcguru1:
Let's the revive this Thread.
What is your favorite data structure and why do you like it?
List out its ADTs.
Programming › Re: We Need Algorithms And Data Structure Section In Nairaland! by Karleb(m): 10:10am On Dec 09, 2020
pcguru1:
Let's the revive this Thread.
What is your favorite data structure and why do you like it?
List out its ADTs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 10:38pm On Dec 08, 2020
undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Karleb(m): 10:29pm On Dec 08, 2020
ashawoKGB:
If Messi don't leave Barca next year, He is a Fool
If Barcelona doesn't leave Messi then Messi is a fool.

Anyhow you see it, Messi is a fool. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Karleb(m): 10:12pm On Dec 08, 2020
When they ask you who did this to you, tell them his name is Penaldo. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 9:09pm On Dec 08, 2020
Everybody calm down, na we get the second half. Okay?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 8:33pm On Dec 08, 2020
Away don dey win, there's hope.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:33pm On Dec 08, 2020
Na only people wey dey home dey win o.
Family › Re: Help, How Do I Get Over This Please by Karleb(m): 7:30pm On Dec 08, 2020
cry cry
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Karleb(m): 7:23pm On Dec 08, 2020
DammyGrafix:
Who can vouch for karleb
undecided
Programming › Re: Is Decagon Worth It? by Karleb(m): 3:38pm On Dec 08, 2020
Johnmattee:
hmmn....okay. 2021 is around the corner, I can't go for php lailai
I don't remember asking you to go for PHP or any language. undecided

Make your research before believing a trend. There are also myths in this land.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:28pm On Dec 08, 2020
You can't compare Haaland and Pogba without putting certain things into consideration.

Haaland is still a kid.


Aguero once scored 5 goals in 20 mins in a match and was immediately subbed off even though he could have possibly scored upto 10 had he stayed till full time.

He didn't complain because he was mature.
Programming › Re: Is Decagon Worth It? by Karleb(m): 3:17pm On Dec 08, 2020
Johnmattee:
Another PHP die-hard spotted. grin PHP to me is somehow antiquated.
I'm not a PHP die hard.
Truth is, majority of what you have heard about about the language is false.
Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 20 by Karleb(m): 2:41pm On Dec 08, 2020
O boy eeeh! grin
See money o! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

We shall get there!

Make I go open MT4 with anger. angry
Programming › Re: Is Decagon Worth It? by Karleb(m): 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2020
Johnmattee:
it's a trend
The trend is false.
Programming › Re: How To Talk To A Software Programmer. by Karleb(m): 1:56pm On Dec 08, 2020
Say what you want don't Google things to tell him else you might end up saying you want a WordPress site built with Java and hosted on github.
Programming › Re: Is Decagon Worth It? by Karleb(m): 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2020
Johnmattee:
I thought PHP is getting outdated, maybe I'm wrong. why not try Golang.
Oh God! sad sad



Where exactly do you people keep hearing this for God's sake?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 9:53am On Dec 08, 2020
Bruno won trophies with Portugal.

Pogba is a bigger player than Bruno.

These might help someone's argument.




It's funny Bruno earns around 100 k per week.

Even young Martial was able to cut a better deal.

Bruno's manager should be ashamed of himself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 8:17am On Dec 08, 2020
...and here we go again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:26am On Dec 08, 2020
Is Pogba the only player that has agent?
Programming › Re: What's The Best Text Editor For Web Dev. by Karleb(m): 6:55am On Dec 08, 2020
talk2hb1:
Where is the new netbeans
I mean I've not upgraded my NetBeans since 2016.
Family › Re: Help: My Younger Brother Disrespects Me Alot by Karleb(m): 6:44am On Dec 08, 2020
kenwills:
He is 17yrs old and I'm 26yrs. Whenever I caution him he looks for another way to make fun of me. I do give him money sometimes.
grin
Stop giving him money, he doesn't deserves it.
I'm sure you are older than some of him uncles in school.
Beat that boy very well.
Family › Re: Help: My Younger Brother Disrespects Me Alot by Karleb(m): 6:42am On Dec 08, 2020
If you can beat him, make sure you deal with him properly the next time he disrespects you.
If you can't, use your mouth. Abuse the hell out of him and let him know through your mouth that you are his elder and he must show you your respect.

Whenever those small kids he has influenced mock you, stand your ground. If you can beat them, do. If you can't, tell them they lack respect because you are not their mate and report them to their parents and guardians.

This will make them fear you and start minding their businesses.

Stop talking to him and those little kids unless it's necessary. Start behaving like a big brother.
The best way to act so is to mind your own business.

I'm very sure your brother respects people not up to your age outside so why would he disrespect you so much?

If he won't stop, tell him to stop talking to you and report him to your parents.
Programming › Re: Is Decagon Worth It? by Karleb(m): 6:19am On Dec 08, 2020
O boy! 3 years is a long time.

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