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Je suis Karleone. Je suis ici pour apprendre

tollyB:
happy Sunday Dear.... Not yet Dear....It's on the way,i believe...

Amen. We'll smile soon

joshuamoses101:
10. Career objective:
Between

It is not between, it's By The Way

exhibition:
serious
need something on Jumia? CONTACT ME NOW!

I need Dangote's money. Should I contact you?

tollyB:
and I will love to write it... Gotten a job yet?

Sorry for late reply. Phone has been off since midday. Have not gotten a job yet. You?

tollyB:
yes Dear... Coming from me... Nobody is impersonating me lol... I will write my epistle on that in my diary very soon...

I'd love to read it.

tollyB:
Am beginning to doubt Christianity But I believe in God...

Coming from TollyB?

tollyB:
really?
that's not me though...
most guys don't usually know what they have until they lose the girl...
if am looking at looks et all,i won't be dating the present guy am with....but still he doesn't appreciate wat he has...still flirting with other ladies et all...
anyways,it is well...

It is well my dear.

Amicable09, Abimbex007 and Ksstroud, who introduced you to Nairaland?


My friend usually laugh out loud whenever he's on NL and he tells me stories from NL. Didn't care about it then. But I fell in love with NL when I was about going for Service and needed to know things to buy. Google referred me to NL and after that NL fell in love with me.
Still miss my NYSC B14 thread. Those guys and ladies there made me NL journey a wonderful one.

chimah3:
11. They shoot almost all nollywood movies there!

Their [Nollywood actors/actresses] lodge is at Zenite Hotel by SPC College, Asaba

Lovely state, I must tell.

tansho:
Some phones can block numbers and contacts. You don't need all that crap from NCC or network providers

Mr Man, since some phones don't need it, don't you think NCC/Network Providers created the "crap" for those phones that need it?

#OverSabi will just be killing Nairalanders.

ChykePryor:
a facelift n ignoring d rest shey,
I'll post pics soon

n by taking complaints to SUG, we should assume the SUG are not students n they don't av Eyes?

The SUG is in the best position to take up the matter to the Governing council. Was it not the SUG that played a role in seeing that there's Wifi in and around the FUTO hostels? They are the bridge that connects you, as a student, and the School Gov council. All complaints should be laid before them.

ChykePryor:
This is 750 Cap,
One of many Lecture Halls in FUTO,
This is Used by the Faculty of Management Sciences (SMAT)
Like many others in FUTO, this lies in a state of dilapidation n dereliction..
No renovations, management and maintenance..
Instead of keeping old buildings in Prime conditions,
new buildings are continually being erected haphazardly while the old ones still in Use are left to rot n crumble..

other derelict buildings include the School Hostels, where toilets in upper floors seep into rooms beneath..
plz let all know the bad side of FUTO.

Your subject and your post are not correlating. You said sorry state of FUTO lecture halls and you ended up in posting a picture of 750 cap. Where are the other lecture hall pictures?
I know some lecture halls are in bad shape in FUTO but it doesn't mean there are no good ones. In fact, the ratio of the good ones to the bad ones is 15:1, because the tetfund project and the rest have come to give FUTO a facelift with construction of modernized lecture theatre.
In case of next time, take your complaint to the SUG and not to Nairaland. Nairaland won't help renovate those lecture halls.

ksstroud:
**Short Skit**


Kss: erhmmmmm, Karl wait o, but there is an usual saying that "the beautiful ones are yet to be born"

Karl: Yes of course, have you seen any?

Kss: Ehm ehm now, this babe now....

Karl: Oh my God, nwaada mara mma. Is she from Mars?

Kss: Nope, she is from Jupiter...

Karl: Do you have her ....?

Kss: Her what?

**Skit Off**



I have come to say a "WISH" to a wonderful friend

She's Intelligent
She's Beautiful
She's Unique
She's Kind
She's Uncomparable
She's Nice

LIVE LONG SUCCESSFULLY AND MAKE GOD PROUD, MAY GOD MAKE YOU HIS MOST CHERISHED ALL THROUGH

Abimbex007

H.A.P.P.Y PROSPEROUS B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y

This is just LOVELY

cc150615:
And now that you're my brother's birthday mate, should we just.......
Okay I'll discuss the rest with Lero15 and Amicable09

CC, there's nothing to discuss with Amicable09 and Lero15 . Abimbex's price will be settled today. In fact, we're already in the middle of the price discussion. Your brother cannor come and go and take what belongs to me; what I've been taking care of.


Abimbex007, words can't express how happy I am to celebrate this day with you. I know deep within you is filled with utmost joy one can ever experience; especially on your birthday. It's something to be joyful of and we at JV chatroom celebrates with you.
As you add one dear, I wish you God's abundant blessings, the grace to keep soaring high, and above all, a successful life experience.
Happy Birthday Sweetheart

ladyF:
lol I just set my birthday as today temporarily.
Chai...So no belated baiday gift

Funny you! You're looking for baiday gift abi? Don't worry, you'll get one from Seun

ladyF:
lol My birthday don pass, but ayam accepting gifts in cash/kind on behalf of the celebrant. Should I send a mailing address or account number? What say ye?

Is he really 29?

So why is your name among the birthday celebrants in homepage?

As for the gift, you can send both. But it [the gift] will be delivered on your next birthday . Hope that will be cool?

Happy Birthday LadyF - Clown of Nairaland

amicable09:
2,200 NGN.
He lost 2k in cash and 200 naira worth of goods.

You say what
He lost #1,000. #800 in cash and #200 in goods sold.

Oya see it this way: Assume d shopkeeper had only #1000 note in his drawer before the buyer came......The buyer comes up, gives the shopkeeper a counterfeit #1000 which the shopkeeper uses in collecting a change of #1000 from his neighbor John to give #800 to the buyer, keeping #200 (real cost of the goods bought) in his drawer. The total money in his drawer now is #1000 + #200 = #1200. He has not lost any money at this point. But his neighbor John comes up to complain abt the fake #1000 and the shopkeeper issues anoda #1000 note to John, destroying the counterfeit. Money left in his drawer is #200. Note that he had #1000 and his goods (worth #200) before the transaction. After transaction, he had only #200.
Thus; Money lost = (#1000+ #200 worth of goods) - (#200 balance in his drawer)= #1000

Happy Birthday Tolutweety. More glorious years

Udochee:
Hahahahaaa... abeg i no fit laff again.i wish u well in ur endeavor. udo diri gi



BTW i found out u also attended the only FUT in the east...also studied there as well.

Ya di kwara gi (Let peace be unto U too - for Abimbex sake).

Really? That's awesome to hear. Who knows, we must have crossed each others path while walking along the sunny paths of the great citadel. Are you an engine guy?

Udochee:
Bros is dat how u used to do..biko take 1 & let the rest spread for others abeggg.

You didn't see the list of what I'll do for her? You've not even seen that for the Umunnas, Umuadas, the ndi omees. Bros, d content of that list can make one marry wife and take her forever away from her family. Because he'll be thinking he bought the woman.

amicable09:

Did you say daughterS?
Because of what? only you will marry all my daughters because we gave you this small list? Don't be selfish Engr
Other men nko? Why render others wifeless?

The Umunna are well aware and in full support of my proposal. We will be waiting for your people.

See you at the wine carrying ceremony

I'm speechless for now. I'll let my Umunnas deliberate on this issue. We'll get back to your family in no distant time. Hopefully on July 4th we'll finalize the rights.

amicable09:
Lol @ the list we gave you is too much

It is not!
Have you bought me the boxes of wrapper?
Have you bought me 25 gallons of Palm oil? 1 gallon for one birthday of the bride to be , that's nothing compared to the amount of Palm oil she consumed .
OK, have you constructed a new kitchen for me?
Have you harvested 50 tubers of yam for me?
Have you... have you built me a thatch house?

Issokay if you have done up to the 54th item but if you have not yet reached this part, please continue

We will just dye her hair

Amicable has finished me with laff o...
I cannor come and go and die o.. Just tell me I'm marrying your daughters..

I'll inform my umunna of your proposal. I'm sure Jazmiynne and co will be willing to represent the ndi omee (married wives) well.

abimbawealth:
Make me proud boys

I just love dis girl.

tollyB:
lol .... Good evening Dear

Good evening dearie. How was your day?

amicable09:

For your mind now abi?
I'll send you off to your suitor, you have overstayed in my own house. Don't come and marry my husband with me.

Engr Karl!!!!
You want Abimbex to grow gray hair in her father's house! I wee change my mind o

Act fast biko.

Osu mi o!!
InLaw, the list you gave is too much o.. As I'm talking to you now, I just entered the 54th page and it seems I'm just starting Can we forget the rights and go straight to the wedding since Abimbex007 your daughter wants to grow gray hairs

Cc: Lero15

tollyB:
It's true... I can relate to every point... But where are we going to see a perfect man? London,america,afghanistan,israel...... I don tire jare

Behold, I am he!

deracathy:
Skill sets Ready to work.

Welcome to da hood. Still in PH?

mcmojo:
yea I did attend..... it was cool. lots of calculations though...

Okay. All the best.

Abimbex007:
Don't be too smart, boy
Revenge lo ba de o

I'm not being smart dear. I'm only trying to see if I've learnt a bit You can help with the translation

By the way, I said I was going to teach you the language, I didn't say you should start using yours for me.


Hope you had a wonderful day at work?

Abimbex007:
Okay oo.. motigbo yin ma. Emi na ma se temi pada

Hope you're not trying to revenge? By the way, did you just say, "I've heard you ma. I am..."?

Your ball of eba dey wedge caterpillar