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amicable09:
ksstroud!!!! From Dearie to Dear! I saw the order of arrangement *winks. I smell rat! Lol

Happy new month to you my very own associate in night crawling, I'm wishing you the best of February. February 14 loading.... Controversy brewing!

richgang:
Not funny, I'm not laughing, I won't laugh

abdulwastecx:
Due to the nature of the soil, it was very difficult to dig more than 450mm to around 500mm. The soil is stiff clay and the site is relatively higher than the road.

Casting of foundation
1. Total length of strip footing =96m
2. Width of footings =675mm
3. Depth of footings = 150mm
4. Mix ratio =1:3:6 (by mass)

amicable09:
Lol. After you!

amicable09:
Karl, this feature looks great *smiles

Segadem:
the thing fast and smart no be small,
perhaps in term of fast PMB should learn work from it, and in term of smartness GEJ should learn work from it.

oluwatansho:
hello..am new here.. oops I can't believe I just found this chatroom today.. I hope am welcomed here..

Omagzee:
Erm o.p, What of us wey de primary and pre-primary school nko?

Modified
i made f.p oo. I dedicated this to Anty-Jay-naetii.

ladyF:
Abegi!!! Nothing like brace up for hard times, the hard times have always been here for we the poor masses

My own is that that 50 naira charge is too much for me. Make them cancel am biko. How much go remain after them remove 50 naira from my account 10 times? Na minus tins be dat na

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

chrisifeanyi:
---Just this morning I got an alert for my SIWES allowance after 5 years.

debbie:
A reputable design / build firm require:
Position:Architects
Qualification: HND, Bsc./MED Arc - 3years plus
Position: Civil engineers
Qualification: BSc, HND 3-5years
Position: Quantity Surveyors
Qualification: BSc, OND HND - 3years
Method of Application Interested candidates should send Cvs' to: punztd@yahoo.com

Saraki & Dogara should be very careful, because receiving a letter from OBJ must be very serious.

Anytime OBJ pens a letter, the recipient must be very alert.

We are waiting for Saraki's reply.

Capital247:
12eggs = 5naira
1egg =12/5 = 2.4naira
he sales at 3naira, he makes profit of 60kobo per egg
if he sales 20ggs in day, =20* 3naira =N60 per day making a profit of 20*60kobo =12naira per day

mikaj:
My bad its for contracts/procurement engineers. Will calculator be permitted, total number of questions, time given and what to expect as essay.

mikaj:
Bro I just got a test invite and I applied for the position of a site construction engineer. What kind of test should I expect and have you got any tips for me?

xynerise:
1. You start reading interesting things on the internet and just stop a third of the way through because you lose patience. (Nairalanders)
2. You immediately go back and read an email right after you hit send.
3. When you take a shower, you make a bucket with your arms to catch as much water as you can and splash it all onto the shower floor.
4 .Long phone call = pacing around the entire house.
5. You procrastinate when getting into the shower, but hate getting out once you’re in.
6.You spell out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you’re writing it. Also Feb-ru-ary.
7. You get lost in thought while reading, but don’t notice until you’re three pages past where you stopped paying attention.
8. You rehearse arguments in your head, just in case it should ever come up.
9.You set your alarm earlier than you need to so you can hit the snooze button several times.
10.You have to find the perfect TV show to watch before you can eat any food you’ve prepared for yourself.
11. You listen to a song on repeat just to memorize the tricky sections in case it comes on around friends.
12. You always feel relieved when you get home and nobody else is there.
13.You sometimes stop the microwave with just one second left so you can pretend you’re defusing a time bomb.
14.You’re way more depressed by Sunday nights than Monday mornings.
15.Sometimes you check *just one more time* to make sure you can’t actually move things with your mind.
16. On a road trip, you start to think of the other cars as your travel companions, and feel a tinge of sadness when you exit the highway.
17. You still need to double-check that there’s no one behind you even when you’re looking in the bathroom mirror.
18. You OFTEN feel phantom phone vibrations in your pocket even when your phone didn’t vibrate.
19. You wipe your cell phone screen to make all the smudge marks go in the same direction.
20. You put your music on shuffle, but then skip songs until you find the one you want anyway.
21.You sometimes talk to people as if they already had the context of what was going on inside your head.
22.You feel guilty that you’re not helping when a repair guy is fixing something in your house.
23.You immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves.

WHICH ARE YOU GUILTY OF?

newbangerdotcom:
[b]Interviewing job candidates requires more than checking to see if they meet the minimum qualifications. You must identify the type of person each interviewee is to ensure your final choice is the best pick. Failing to pick the right person might lead to problems down the line, so use the interview to unveil the true personality of an interviewee.
Talkative

A willingness to bare all is, in principle, a good thing. You want a job candidate to give comprehensive answers so you can make an informed decision. But if an interviewee chatters incessantly, rarely sticking to the topic at hand, insist on direct answers to determine whether the interviewee is displaying an inability to focus or is just nervous.
Cagey

A cagey job applicant resists scrutiny by offering vague responses and by deflecting questions. Reticence likely derives from wanting to make a good impression, but your job is to bring relevant information to light, so press hard to see if the interviewee is hiding something.
Continue reading http://newbanger.com/10-types-of-interviewees/ [/b]

Kingkamal:
I don't brag about FTC.

JerryCCCLtd:
The address is correct sir

moneybag100:
please help, my iphone 6 fell into water yesterday and it hasn't power on since, i had to do something important so i left it unattended to for 9 hours (i just tried to blow out the water), after i put it inside rice as i read online but it hasn't power on yet, still inside rice, any remedy?

abdulwastecx:
I use '' color scheme " on revit architecture. It is a tool on revit.

Head course is a concrete layer after lintel. It is done after two course of block has been layer on top of the linel

JerryCCCLtd:
There's no vacancy at the moment. However, you can forward your CV to clampshellconstruction@gmail.com so we can contact you if there's any or if any of the companies we are linked with may have any

Best Regards
Clampshell Construction Company Ltd

JerryCCCLtd:
Clampshell Construction Company Limited is a Nigerian engineering Construction Company established to provide services in building and Civil Engineering designs, Construction and Management.
We have been able to incorporate the talents and extensive backgrounds of highly professional construction Managers, Superintendents, Architects, Cost Estimators, Civil Engineers and Construction Scheduling Professionals.
Our strength is based on our proficient personnel who have earned a reputation as a highly competitive and respected authority in design and the Construction Industry.
Our Capacity includes design and Construction of Roads, Dams, Water Treatment Plants, Churches, Office Complex, Shopping Centers, Residential Buildings/Estates, Schools, Industrial Estates, and Athletics Fields. We are committed to Safety, Integrity, Quality, Innovation and Teamwork.


Our code of ethics has been established to convey the high level of beliefs and values that govern the way that we do business, we work until you are content with the standard of service.
Our reasoning is not to conform to standards, but to go beyond them and reset the bar. We accept that corporate reputation and business respect must be earned and our aspiration is to earn that respect time after time. We listen to you, we address your concerns and do so in a timely manner.


Contact:
08115044800 (whatsapp & Call)
08060014502
BBM: 2B2943A0
Our offices are in
32, Suite 2, 1st Floor, Omobo Shokelu Street,
Lambo Lasuwon Estate,
Ikorodu, Lagos and Ibadan
Email: Clampshellconstruction@gmail.com
Facebook.com/clampshellconstructioncoltd

TaymmyT:
@graer667,

Please did they send u an applicatn form to fill on Tuesday? I was sent an app form to fill and dey requested for my grade and I fill in LowerCredit, plz do u fill in upper? Am asking this cox I havnt receive any invites, so I guess it ws bcox of my grade! May be EPCM dnt collect Lower Credit candidates! Plz what is your own grade?

great664:
Dear Applicant,

Pursuant to your application for the position of Account Clerk, you are hereby invited to a corporate recruitment test/interview scheduled as follows:

Date: Saturday, January 23, 2016
Time: 10 AM Prompt
Venue: No 4, Tabuko-Gere Close, Olawale Bakare Estate, Agungi, Lekki-Ajah Expressway, Lagos.

Attached is a Map of Venue for easy location.

*Please communicate your availability before the due date.

For clarification, call: 0802**********

Thank you.

Best regards,

Human Resources,
EPCM ENGINEERS LIMITED
CO-116 Complex, Agungi, Lekki, Lagos.


*P.S: Come along with your writing materials, a valid ID Card and a printed copy of this page.


Please who has valid info... I smell GNLD
The email I use to apply was humanresources@epcmengineers.com but the invite came with humanresources.epcm@gmail.com and not the company site, Please help clarify . Thanks

lantessy:
Going on smoothly. It didn't work out o. I later got regret mail. Though, I wasn't surprised, since it was clearly stated that preference would be given to those living around Lekki

lantessy:
Good morning oga karleone. I'm here o