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CulturePlease Is It Possible For 2 Hausas From Kano & Sokoto Not 2understand Eachother? by karlriz(op): 3:42pm On Nov 10, 2015
Please it's important and urgently.

Is it possible for someone with Kano dialect not to understand someone with sokoto dialect at all when having a conversation??.

Thanks and God Bless you as you reply.
RomanceTell Your Partner These 10 Things For A Relationship Built To Last by karlriz(op):
1. "I MISS YOU"

Telling your partner you miss them through a simple text or email will make them feel needed, wanted, and appreciated. If you’re home with the kids while your partner is at work, send them a group family photo with a message like, “We can’t wait for you to get home!”

2. "HOW WAS YOUR DAY"

Resist the temptation to go on a tirade about how terrible your day was as soon as you walk in the door. This isn’t to say you can’t rant and rave about a bad day, but doing so without consideration of your partner’s life is self-centered.

3. "Do you remember that time we...?"

Relationships have a way of losing that magical “spark” as the months and years go by. Reminding your partner of your most cherished memories together—like your first vacation together, or that one time you got busted making out in a mall elevator—will help you remember why your relationship is so special in the first place.

4. "HOW CAN I HELP..?"

If you’ve ever panicked in the morning because you’re running late to work and can’t find your keys, you know there are few things more stressful than losing something at an inopportune time. Lighten your partner’s load by asking them how you can help when they appear stressed out or overburdened.

5. "WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

Your relationship shouldn’t be a dictatorship, but rather a democracy. Ask your partner how they feel about all decisions big and small, from where to visit for summer vacation, to your children’s education.

6. "YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS/HANDSOME"

If you don’t compliment your partner, how can you expect them to feel wanted or appreciated? Tell them all about their strong-suits by saying things like: “I love it when you smile, because you have the cutest dimples.”

7. "LET'S MEET IN THE MIDDLE"

It's easy to become convinced that you’re 100% right during a nasty fight, but please resist the urge to be stubborn. Thinking your partner is wrong about something isn’t an excuse to discount how they feel. Let go of your need to be right and work together as a team.

8. "I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT."

Making a mistake is okay (within reason) as long as you’re humble enough to say you’re sorry and accept personal responsibility. Refusing to admit your mistakes, however, could turn what would have been a small squabble into an eternal dispute that destroys trust.

9. "PLEASE" and "THANK YOU"

Tell me which one you’d rather hear from your partner:
1) Take the bag outside.
2) Hey honey, could you please take the bag outside? I’m tied up with the laundry right now, so I’d really appreciate it. Thanks!

Big difference, am I right?

10. "I LOVE YOU"

No matter how long you’ve known a person, I can promise that those 3 words will never lose meaning.


Courtesy: wowz daily

What's your take on this??. You can add your view or disagree with the above with logic point. Thanks

CelebritiesRe: “you Need To Stop With The Bleaching”, Fans Advice Sean Tizzle by karlriz(m): 5:40pm On Oct 20, 2015
grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola At The Kalakuta Museum Where Fela Kuti Was Buried by karlriz(m): 7:17pm On Oct 16, 2015
sunnyeinstein:
Download Complete!!!

Gracii
De nada. wink
PoliticsRe: Fashola At The Kalakuta Museum Where Fela Kuti Was Buried by karlriz(m): 5:54pm On Oct 16, 2015
sunnyeinstein:
Like dat song, especially d way d backup singers put passion... not to mention baba fela in deep sobbing singing that song. Sorrowful indeed #rip
Mbok, nak me d title again make i download sharply. Tnx
cheesy.....

"Coffin for head of state"....(U fit check "music.naij.com"wink
PoliticsRe: Fashola At The Kalakuta Museum Where Fela Kuti Was Buried by karlriz(m): 1:47pm On Oct 16, 2015
smiley

The Most fearless man av eva heard of.#A moment of silence. wink

#In Baba Fela's voice#...De no wan take am, but de take am, I say de no wan take am, but de take am, Obasanjo grab am (But de take am), Yaradua grab am (But de take am).. grin..He went 2 front of d army Barack 2 drop his mother's corpse even amidst well armed soldiers....he then proceeded 2 studio 2 sing d above song, which is why towards d end of d song, he kept sayin "He de there now now now now, he de there now now now now".. grin...#Abami_Eda indeed!
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious..how You Would Like Your Enemies To Cry When You Have Made It.photo by karlriz(m): 9:26pm On Oct 14, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Fayose Addresses Protesting Drivers In Ekiti (Photos) by karlriz(m): 2:13pm On Oct 14, 2015
grin

Drama Queen on d loose again!...mtcheew!
PoliticsRe: Heavy Military Presence In Ikorodu by karlriz(m): 7:30pm On Oct 10, 2015
cry
PoliticsRe: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by karlriz(m): 4:58pm On Oct 10, 2015
grin

In 50cent's voice (P.I.M.P sound-track)...

"I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar outta me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfuckin' P.I.M.P"...#Na joke abeg o... grin

CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Lepacious Bose - My Weight Is Part Of My Value by karlriz(m): 2:01pm On Oct 10, 2015
FriedPlantain:
She looks very ugly now.

Half of her sumptuous and enticing boobs have already disappeared and her yansh is already looking average. angry
grin
I guess those are d parts u pay attention to most times rather than her jokes
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama: 'I Quit So As Not To Divide The Nigerian Football House' by karlriz(m): 1:30pm On Oct 10, 2015
angry

Make diz guy calm down na. E don do. Shuu, u wan de follow Mourinho drag media?.
CrimeRe: Man Produces Fake Dollars, Pounds Worth Millions (Pic of Fake Money & Man) by karlriz(m): 7:38am On Oct 09, 2015
shocked
SportsRe: Footballer Chichi Igbo Shares A Very Hateful Message A Nigerian Sent Her by karlriz(m): 8:05pm On Oct 05, 2015
Minding one's business is actually a full time job and everybody should stay employed.....however d poster have a point cos most of diz pics are released 2d public beyond d comfort of her room n phone, which 2b honest is quite disturbin. Some of her pics atimes makes me wanna throw up. She looks hormone-disturbed n equally terrifying..#TruthBeTold......."Our life comes 2 end when we become silent over things that matters"---Martin Luther King jnr.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Bombed Abuja To Mock Recent Military Victories Against Them – NLC by karlriz(m): 9:25pm On Oct 04, 2015
Meanwhile.. grin

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Bombed Abuja To Mock Recent Military Victories Against Them – NLC by karlriz(m): 9:24pm On Oct 04, 2015
Meanwhile
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy,Korede Bello And Asa Spotted At Mavin Record Headquarters(Photo) by karlriz(m): 6:26pm On Oct 01, 2015
And it's on front-page??!. Seriously??!. undecided
PoliticsRe: Odinkalu, Fani-kayode In Twitter War Over Hate Speech. by karlriz(m): 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2015
doublewisdom:
Chidi should Stfu! That's what you get when an Igbo man starts eating ewedu and co.
DoubleWisdom??...considerin such tribalistic statement??. No wonder u av double wisdom, guess shud incase u lost d first one. Aparently, both of which weren't with you as of the time u typed dis comment. Pray u have them back b4 ur next comment.
FashionRe: #NigeriaAt55: Evolution Of Nigerian Fashion Since 1960(photos) by karlriz(m): 2:49pm On Oct 01, 2015
grin

PoliticsHave You Observed This In Your Area?!. Happy Independence's Day! by karlriz(op): 10:14am On Oct 01, 2015
Considering the gross epileptic power supply in my area over the past few years, I never imagined Power will be this stable, while I was at it, I ran into this funny picture. Likewise, I had to removed my Orijin bottle (beer) yesterday from the refrigerator at some point 2 avoid stories that saddens the ministry.. grin.. This is a good achievement and should be celebrated irrespective of the party you belong. Nigeria, great people, great nation. Happy Independence day!!

PoliticsRe: Eid-el-kabir: I Wasnt Stoned- Saraki by karlriz(m): 5:39pm On Sep 24, 2015
Lol

RomanceRe: Shocking: The Fury Of A Cheated Lady (photo) by karlriz(op): 4:12pm On Apr 22, 2015
angry

Sometimes------

RomanceShocking: The Fury Of A Cheated Lady (photo) by karlriz(op): 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2015
A man cheated on his girl and she gave ALL his apple collection a bath. Pix below....

Isn't this alittle bit too harsh??. shocked

Share your view

PoliticsRe: Angry Jonathan Reportedly Blasts Diezani, Sent Her Out Of Aso Rock by karlriz(op): 5:39pm On Apr 05, 2015
I wonder how many people diz woman must have met within last week. There's nothing as good as having clean hands. If this is d case on earth, I wonder who most of us will run 2 beg on judgement day in Heaven b4 we are called out 2 cum n give account of how we lived our lives here on earth. embarassed
PoliticsAngry Jonathan Reportedly Blasts Diezani, Sent Her Out Of Aso Rock by karlriz(op): 5:26pm On Apr 05, 2015
The defeat and it concession of President Goodluck Jonathan by Muhammadu Buhari of the opposition All Progressives Congress, APC has come to many supporters of the president as a rude shock, especially those who are corrupt.

A viral online media reports of Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke alleged visit to former Head of States, Abdulsalami Abubakar reported few days ago. The reports stated that the minister was running from pillar to pole to ensure her soft landing following many corrupts charges labelled against her in the petroleum industry before the no nonsense president-elect, Buhari takes over

Fresh but unconfirmed report according to KWARA247 suggests that following the failure of President Jonathan at the presidential polls, several corrupt ministers and office holders have been under serious panic as they struggle to cover up their corrupt practices and get a soft landing before General Muhammadu Buhari is sworn in.

Amongst the public office holder is the Minister of Petroleum Resources who has been alleged of several corruption cases including illegal oil export, ownership of refineries abroad to mention a few. The Petroleum Minister, Alison Diezani Madueke was disgraced today when she visited president Jonathan to discuss ways to mend her shortcomings before Buhari takes over.

A reliable source told us that president Jonathan shouted at her in his guest house, stating that his failure was due to corrupt practices traceable to the Petroleum Minister. “Get out, get out of my sight” president Goodluck shouted.

Having failed, Alison hurried to join the queue of corrupt public office holders seeking soft landing through General Abdulsalam. Our source made it known that Alison was caught at the waiting room of General Abdusalam where she was dressed in Islamic veil to hide her identity.

While we are gathering more details, efforts to reach the media aide of General Abdulsalam was impossible as at the time this report was compiled. However, we are unsure if Alison was able to meet the former head of state.

SOURCE: KWARA274


http://www.newspunch.org/angry-jonathan-reportedly-blasts-diezani-sent-her-out-of-aso-rock/
PoliticsHow About Knowing The Condition Of Some Our Beloved Important Figures Right Now? by karlriz(op): 11:02am On Apr 01, 2015
A beautiful day 2 my fellow nairalanders. Hope y'all doing good?. I like to congratulate the house regarding our new President elect, may his tenure bring d much anticipated New Nigeria we all seek even beyond our shores. However, the real motives of opening this thread is to ask and know the where-about of some very important figures in this wonderful home created by Mr Seun Osewa. Important figures such as "Sincere9geria, temitemi1, Ichidodo, Chukwudi, Severusnipe, Muguliciousmugu, phockphockman, Firefire, Barcanista, including the long exiled "Beef" etc....and not forgetting d Almighty GEJtill2019 crew, 40-laptop squad, ShowYourCertificate freaks e.t.c.
This is not in anyway to mock them but to simply know their condition mental-wise, sound-wise, health-wise, political-wise, facial expression-wise, BloodPressure-wise, Financial-wise and PublicAppearance-wise at the moment. Has anyone seen them?. Are they ok?. A quick answer to their well about will be highly appreciated and rewarded wit a gorgeous smile and a delighted heart. It is with much inexpressibly deep concerned heart I write to know their State of mind. Afterall, Love is the order of the day in this Wonderful home called NAIRALAND. God Bless Nairaland.com. God Bless Nigeria.
Best Regards---Karlriz4ril@gmail.com

Cc. Maclatunji, Afam4eva, OAM4J, Ikenna351
PoliticsRe: APC Rejects Rivers State Pesidential Results by karlriz(m): 7:29pm On Mar 30, 2015
RotrEmmanuel:
u are a fool to feel our river state is APC state. After Amaechi was voted into power for 8years via pdp which he later decamp to APC. U still foolishly think we are for APC.

Don't worry , he will run
First of all, let dis be d last time u ever use dat ur leprosy-infested fingers 2 cal me a Fool. Thank ur gudness its a faceless forum, words like dat can get u dispatch 2 hades, priick.
Secondly it seems u've bin asleep 4 months nt av notice Rivers state is bin rule majorly by APC govt even in d state house.
Thirdly, if Rivers is so popluted wit PDP supporters I wonder hw de manage 2 pull abt 70,000 votes even while thousands cudnt vote n held a protest instead cos de were attacked by bunch of life-suckin goat-fucccked like u. Let me guess, all doz APC supporters weren't frm Rivers, de were hired or possibly ur folks frm lost ancient world??.
Na odili fit ona...ur royal paper performin idol. Mtcheew!!..Preeeks!!
PoliticsRe: APC Rejects Rivers State Pesidential Results by karlriz(m): 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2015
Dis is d most incredible assault on human intelligence I've seen so far diz year. PDP-1.4million votes, APC-69,000. Of all states, RIVERS STATE??. An APC dominated Statehuh. Abeg na wen rapture go take place??...cos sum pple conscience don waka leave dem. Chaiiii!!
PoliticsRe: Reporting from Osun by karlriz(m): 7:59am On Mar 29, 2015
HzRF:
The situation room of the APC in Lagos has gone cold as the news of President Goodluck Jonathan reaches their leaders and desk Managers.

President who early lead few hours ago, have opened a wise gap against his challenger, Muhammadu Buhari, who is trailing second.

More results coming shortly

Ilode Ward 1 unit 1 IELGfrom OSUN,President PDP 247 apc 60,Senate Apc 66 PDP 246,HOUSE OF REPP APC 82,PDP 223, my polling both

Meanwhile ifedayo lg (my town)went for Gej 3=wards =PDP wanna verify result I have b4 posting
PDP crushing apc in Ife
Osogbo vote splited(oluomo factor)
Opa Unit Result, Ife East...President PDP-289, APC-138, Senate PDP-293, APC-145, Rep PDP-268, APC-140


Reporting frm Osun
Wat a vivid imagination frm a grossly deluded PDP apologist. Meanwhile lemme kip u informed...help ur self out, follow dis link below

http://www.naij.com/411554-2015-presidential-election-results-so-far.html?pk_campaign=ush

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