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mosho2good:
*Dating a lady with bow legs is cool... The problem start when she wears red leggings....She'll end up looking like a plier*��‍♂���

Dating a lady with K-legs is cool... The problem start when she wears red leggings at night... She'll end up looking like a C-caution.

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ABINTUK:
Yeah, it taste better than some people's smelly pusssy. Yeah

Knock-out punch delivered successfully.

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Punchline33:
Buhari should declare a state if emergency in Kano so that the governor can sit back in the government house let those who have oil in their heads handle the situation properly. Kwankwaso gave good suggestions in the letter but he should grow some balls and demand that the president declares a state of emergency in Kano. But then, do we have a president? Can any patriotic Nigerian beat his chest and say Nigeria is being governored the way it ought to be?

Governored?

Banigoprecious:
First time?

With this moniker.

Who loan help!

We only hear that billions had been spent to fight corona virus in Nigeria but no result on ground to show for it.

Gone are the days when we had technocrates handling our numerous ministries in Nigeria, what we have now are dull heads.

FTC for the first time on nairaland.

Encourage him to get tested before its too late. Corona virus is not a death sentence (if detected early).

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Zeckstan3757:
I think I am out of sperm ��

I can loan you some from mine.

ignis:
Lie Mohammed derives joy in lying.

When your name is homophonic with lie, what did you expect?

Khaytunechi:
She's my all time favorite gospel artiste Emi orun so kale Agbe o ga oo oba tiwa Mo gbo ipe Olorun mi
Her voice, Jesus Christ, her voice is just toooooo unique. I connect more with Shola Allyson than Tope Alabi, dunno why

You are on point.

Trailblazer1:
Nothing real here.

It's just a poor effort at comic relief

I learn something from your signature. You are blessed.

Ijoba orun by Evangelist Funmi Aragbaye.

Indomie generation will never know this song or the singer.

AmazingMOG:
Same thing with Islam

A Yoruba Muslim can not head or lead a mosque in Northern Nigeria or even in Abuja he will be beheaded and stoned


In Northern Nigeria Yoruba Muslims are called fake


You can verify this news


Don't quote me because you want to defend your hell bound religion quote me with fact and figure Tell me the name of the mosque and the imam name let's shame the devil together since your stoning of Satan in Saudi Arabia couldn't work


There's no single mosque in the north that has a Yoruba imam

You are 100% correct.

Ayoefa:
Rubbish.

The level of stupidity and gullibility in this country is totally out of control.
This is a burial not a party like Funke had at her house. This is a special circumstance where the rules cannot be enforced as in others.
In fact I know someone whose family member died this week. They were allowed to move from one location to another and were allowed to perform the burial without any govt interference.
Also, even the govt says that everyone should stay at home , but you are allowed to go out if you have a good valid reason to do so like buying food, fuel, going to the hospital, going to bury a dead family member.
Almost everyone in these pictures are wearing face masks and most importantly, they are there for BURIAL not for a party.

World best "defender".

Where is ? Work don land for you.
cc.

MansoryMX:
You wan eat dog suffering from virus abi? You wan add your own China virus, na me go first Denkwes u make we bet?

Na play I dey play o.
I like that meme.

Post the picture of your dick with the blood, before then, I comment my reserve.

Should I send my address in case if what i'm thinking happens?

koffsman:
This is a shame to the government this boys have their base and am sure a police station will be around the area why can't they investigate their movement and make a well coordinated plan and have them arrested why will some small small boys threaten a whole nation and the government have no answer to it

They are government boys during elections.

GEEBITE:
Yet you will beg the same wailers for money or you dont know where BMC or BMO is to beg for alms. You are
ot hungry yet,You even have data to stay on the internet.

They just collected N-power stipend.

thatthing111:
Lol! Exactly what I wanted to say. Just like Ebenezer Obey said in that song about a man, his son and a donkey, you can never satisfy human beings.

Human being.

NaijadrivaCars:
Nigerians and trivialities!

He dresses modestly, some empty heads praises him to be a saint that does not steal.

He wears a Gucci shoe, some pawpaw heads will say he has robbed us blind.

Imam of Peace is right after all, "A stupid.... is elected by a stupid people". In other words, blame your selves for voting incompetent leaders since 1999 till date.

You are right, may your days be long.

globalresource:
My own point is. Aside the shoe issue which I’m less concern of. Buhari has failed the Masses except few the diehard supporters he enriched and those will continue shouting his praises

Let him finish his tenure and go back to his daura. We can’t wait. But my earnest prayer is that God should himself raise us a GOOD leader. Because Nigerians keep making wrong choices

We don't need God to do what we (Nigerian electorates) need to do by ourselves. We had many better options in our last presidential eletion, but we voted for the failure we currently have on our hands.

We the electorates are really to blame for always making the wrong choices.

christm386:
Every body z hungry, including monaqurils or what ever his stupid name z

The idiot now comment on nairaland once or twice par day.

"our darling daddy" recitation has been limited to the bearest minimum. Hunger is truly bad.

iSlayer2:
But they don't know. C'est La Vie.

The peace of mind you get from it is invalueable.

Sh1g1d1:
You still have a lot to learn bro

A lot to learn? Please, explain further.

BlueBanana:
Virgins date and have exes before they marry and some sleep with their ex before marriage.

She's no longer a virgin if she had slept with her ex.

iSlayer2:
You just described me as you. How can you be me? Someone help!

Thats the best way to live life.