₦airaland Forum

If someone pour hot water on my child, I'll pour hot vegetable oil on him/her too.
Nobody has monopoly of violence.

I forget no favor and forgive no injury. Thats the way it should be.

Ekakamba:

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I go soon buy house for my bae but the property will be in my NAME!

Sharp guy. You'll buy in your name so that you can reclaim it when your bae f**k up. Sense will not kee you.

Aladegba:
Its necessary. We bless God for the wisdom given to our darling amiable president and father Gen Mohammodu Buhari for the extension of the lockdown.


We like to thank all medics and the taskforce.


Our sincere appreciate also goes to Gen burutai for his proactive measures to comb the boko haram menace

The way you typed that nonsense above shows that your brain-box is damaged. SOB

The stage is set now. Buhari is a heartless idiot.

Dar4:
You told your GF you still masturbate?
This one is just trying to win some souls joor. GL

Glory be to God, I made a vow to stop masturbating on my last birthday (27-09-2019) and I've never gone back on that vow till date.
FYI I don't live my life to impress anybody.

Honestly, I don't have any secret I'm hiding because I can't date two girls at the same time. Whenever I meet a lady and she agree to start a relationship with me, I tell her everything she needs to know about me.

I treat any girl I'm dating as a potential wife.

Ihatefeminist:
mid twenties? nah wetin she tell you be that abi?
Add 5 years to that you go get her real age.
Women too dey lie bro.
She is desperate for marriage and she don see say everything soft for you.
No fall for am.
Nah scam!!
Them plenty like that for 1004 where I stay.
desperate oloshos forming love.

1004 in Ila orangun I guess.

DZTech:
If you knew the level of corruption in the whole project, you would just enter your inner room to go and weep.

With the way they're trying to steal every available kobo, it's as if they actually BELIEVE the virus is a joke!
This confirms the pervasive stupidity of Nigeria's elite.
Just protect you and yours, because what’s coming will be cataclysmic.

Nothing is coming by HIS grace. Prophet of doom.

Aare2050:
He promised to help me get a fund through PayPal.
And he didn't fulfil his part of the deal.
There by he started giving excuses its over a month now, and I'm yet to receive the fund.
At first he said he has send the money, then later he started threatening me.

I hope the money involved is not much?

Aare2050:
Mrcommonsense scammed me. Mod I need you to do your work This guy should be investigated.

Please, explain further, so that other people can learn from your experience.

messicruzzy1:
S

S for stupidity.

[quote author= post=88318408]Orisirisi something.
Wetin we no go see for dis our darling nation.
There was a country![/quote]Courtesy of your darling daddy.

brodalikeme:
Why seek the intervention of a God you don’t believe in. Even if He were a machinery, you will have to believe in Him and pay Him to get the job done.

Mercenary

[quote author= post=88312000]Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise.

Osondi , Owendi...... If u know, u know! [/quote]Crawl back to your hole. SOB

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darfay:
Burnaboy is a proud idiot with no Sense. Thank God he didn't win the Grammy. if not, we for no hear word

You are thanking God because Burna boy didn't win the Grammy?

I guess nothing is working in your life, thats why you are filled with bitterness. Idiot

gloriaunobi:
God is hiding Corona virus in that girl, It will unveil itself when she have direct contact with Buhari

You are too funny.

mctfopt:
Well, it appears most missed the thread done in honour of this great nairalander. Here it is for some of those that missed it: https://www.nairaland.com/5204822/popular-nairalander-hungerbad-dies-age

Let's remember him on the 5th of May this year.

May his soul continue to rest in peace.

LivingSage:
Yes.

May his soul rest in peace.

LivingSage:
Hungerbad my brother, rest on... Meanwhile, shit is getting real How human being go Tek survive, we're on God

Hungerbad don die?

CoronaVirusRelo:
Even if he did better than this, you I'll never appreciate it.
You already programmed to detest him.

You've already program yourself to accept mediocrity as good governance.
Its well.

Righteousness89:
Condolences to the Family !
Just like that...Life is Over Forever and Ever..
Beloved Brothers/Sisters prepare! Prepare! Prepare yourself for Eternity!
There is no big deal in Death! The big deal is on the Next Destination!
It's Either Heaven or Hell!
Accepting JESUS CHRIST ushers you to Heaven!
Rejecting or Refusing to Accept JESUS is one way Express to Hell!
There is no Repentance in the Grave! There is No Abeg after death!
May The Only Good GOD grant us Understanding

Are you implying that its only christians that will make heaven?

Seun:
Uh? I mean, this seems good if our lockdown will end at the same time as the Lagos lockdown. 14 days of house arrest for no crime is too long.

Mr Seun, why are you complaining of the lockdown? Abi den wan lock nairaland join?

SLAP44:
This governor is inefficient. Abeokuta still has brown roofs.

Sense dey far from you.

kramer:
You mean it’s NOT a death sentence


Cola-nut abi pepsi-nut?

Elders speaks in parable.

Ade24682:
Live everyday like it’s your last. Lost a pal on Saturday afternoon. We even played chess together in the morning.

No be coro kill am so?

Before we can start to call you that name(suviviyo), you must buy two bottles of schinap, seven cola-nut and seven bitter-cola.

Who's with me on this?

codemaniacs:
E:uropeans are about to sponsor military takeover in some African countries.

Do you have any evidence to support your allegation?

Officialgarri:
We Nigerians are proud of our Darling President. Your good speech serves as a motivation to stand firm and unshaken in this time perilous time.

We pray for quick recovery of those infected and those who aren't aware they carry the virus already.

When did you become the mouth piece of Nigerians?

yyba:
haters list.
1. BUHARI should tell them he is positive to coronavirus
2. whereabouts of ABBA kyari
3. when will coronavirus drugs be available
4. whereabouts and status of mamman daura as if he is the one that created coronavirus

The people you mentioned above are public servants, and as such, we Nigerians deserve to know their health status.

Its a pity that your brain had been flushed down the drain.

Send her digit to Kollerjan63@gmail.com. I want to help her ministry.

Khayceeofficial:
That's if the account is loaded.
with the account names I'm seeing here,you might meet #-1000 in some accounts ��

Or #00.45 balance like mine.