₦airaland Forum

Guest911:
I just concluded my 12 months insurance package with wapic at 100,000 per month
And my total accumulated interest is at N41,000 even though the current treasury bill is at 10.6% I honestly feel cheated. Spent half an hour on the phone with their employee and she can’t seem to give me a breakdown of how the interest was calculated. Who else has worked with wapic before?

100k per month meaning 1.2 million in a year. On this note tb is better. Could have fetched u interest of over 100k instead of d 41k from wapic

drightguy:
Hello guys,
Recently after resigning from a micro finance bank I started plans to open a laundry business here in my area. The idea came when I found out that in the full area there is no laundry man here. Paid for 1year store rent and about to start up the shop when I got a teller job in a bank and it will require me to relocate. Please guys should take the job or continue with my personal business?
Note the salary is around 55k monthly and it's a contract job

Name of the bank pls
Meanwhile , develope that Biz and forgo that bank stuff. 40k(I know you'll have more as time goes on) from ur Biz is enough to save all the drama inherent in bank job

Kneephy:
Am I correct??

Not I'm I correct??


Now correct yourself!

Hahaha

See her kpomo face

XhosaNostra:
Make me.

Lolz

Lemme jor

XhosaNostra:
This is unromantic & impersonal to me. Breakfast in bed & a handpicked gift would have added a more personal touch/warmth to it.

They don't call it COLD, HARD CASH for nothing.

Sharap

SETTINGZ0000000:
the man has just been scammed
On the madam birthday she will now be expecting Benz 2019

Lolz

ntyce:
I guess the lady is your wife or sister.
No human deserve such barbaric treatment not to talk of a young boy....
In fact you are wicked, callous and a nefarious being....

He lacks words to describe. To think that a male harbours such thought is frightening. His thought is not refined

BlackAlbinoo:
This story is incomplete,they should also tell us what the boy did for the lady to have descended on him that way,as their is no smoke without fire.Some of the children of nowadays are something else and deserve such treatment.

Are you kidding me?! You demand explanations for what a young boy did to warrant locking him up with wide dogs. You've lost all Oita of humanity in you for crying out loud.

Can you recall all the dubious things you did while you were a kid and your dad, mum, guardian etc locked you with dogs? I'm not sure we live in the same terrestrial realm lai lai

Why are you blurring her eyes? Let's see the face of the god forsaken lady

Quoting the stuffs in dollars and the total price in naira

Nansence!

Jakasibo:
If i am not encouraging myself, i could've rested( died) long ago
Even with the hope and prayers still nothing
Everything going worst.
I can't help it again now as i grow weaker

Your situation ain't different from an average Nigerian out there. Just do what makes you happy jolly. Be around positive peeps. No sad moments. Life is in phases! This too sha pass

blackmantis:
I can't find the insult

He's simply inciting violence! And anarchy to public peace. That is his offence


But on a second thought, why did he use his real fb account to post that shit?

Wait oooo! Name of army captain has never been mentioned since the story began. Why do we do things like secret societies self?!

starbuck:
Just for ordinary pool, I missed a step and nearly drowned upon I was on a floater... The entire universe was just dark for like 30 seconds before a help came along


God knows I would never go near a water body my entire life again rather I trek

Hahahahaha funny gal! I can relate

I had a similar incident in a river when I was a kid. Lai lai I nor near water again

Sweettwenty8:
While we dated, he frowned upon roadside meals and would always eat home cooked meals maybe he ate outside then i cant tell but I've never bought or see him buy from roadside food vendors it's really strange

Maybe, just maybe he's used to the thirst of potash used by the beans seller to prepare it. Or probably he likes it the way it is so soft. .... Just study the kind of beans you buy, eat from it and have a way to make urs more superb

frowland:
Oga, I don't need to browse anything. It's simply impossible. You mean they don't consume petrol/Diesel and pay VAT? No company in the north that pays tax?
Agriculture?
Construction?
Manufacturing?
Transport?
Services?
Utilities?

Haba!! Bring the statistics you got from confab lets see. Not those useless WhatsApp forwarded jokes.

Who's referring to consumption of commodities? We're talking of economic viability of regions. While the South is known for oil and gas exploration, the west is known for industrial production including Lagos for it's commercial input, most of the SE is known for their commercial inputs. All these put together generates billions to the fg. The north merely contributes in agric with large mineral resources untapped.

If you follow up discussions during the confab especially economy you'll agree more. The entire North is parasitic economically compared to other regions

frowland:
1%? As in the whole north contribute 1%? Please point me to this statistics.

Yes! Less than 1%

Browse the report of economic contribution of geo political zones in the last confab

Mk12:
what exactly do the north contribute to the federal purse they share from every month

I weak! North contributes almost nothing to the economy of Nigeria. Reason for the rush to get oil in the north so as to be at par with the rest of the southern Nigeria

seunmsg:
The north actually contributes more to Nigeria’s economy than the south east.

You're very wrong sir! During the last confab it was statistically proven that the north provides less than 1% to Nigeria's economy compared to other geo political zones

ednut1:
Then they use it to buy tbills lol

Hmmmmm funny but serious

*He noted that loans would be granted through the ABP and CACS programmes at no more than nine per cent per annum to identified core borrowers*



Single digit interest loan of 9% is too much naaaa! Approximately 10%. Too much jare.... Tithe abi wetin

Jakasibo:
I did that too
Still same

God's absolute peace will locate you enhance all the help you need ijn Amen!

Encourage yourself and don't give up

FroshJaynex:
Fine girl like this you no go know say na finethief, put this one for ur house and under 30min she for don clear everywhere, even food for kitchen saf no go dey save. Naso I carry one last week wey thief my original head charger, God punish u wherever u dey Lizzy

Hope it's not Lizzy agbakhahi from enugu?

I'll take another dimension to this discussion. Because you seem to always point out the fact that he rejects your meals to the extent of preparing food by himself or going out to eat

Well Madam, pls be honest with your self! Are you really good in the kitchen? Just thinking out loud ni! Cos good sweet palatable meal is the easiest way to get a man. He might have some negative vibes but rejecting your meal to prepare his own calls for concerns if you can really satisfy him and any other person when it comes to food.

Personally, I've seen a friend whose wife is almost minus zero in kitchen lolz. She can make EBA, semo etc perfectly but when it comes to soups including rice, porridge it's total rubbish. My friend complained few months back and I was almost doubting him till he invited me. Damn! I couldn't swallow okro soup she used to entertain me with her hubby and of course her 3 kids have no idea what they eat till they're grown to start eating outside. He even told me her noddle is worst cos she doesn't add d spice at first (can u imagine? Lolz)


Madam! I'm concentrating on the food cos I know a lot of ladies have this challenge and they don't want to learn and forgetting that they're going into a mans house. For me personally, I'd be running home any time I'm hungry

Lastly, work of your cooking skills if you think you're not to good there and also work on your hygiene and improve your sexiness at home

Goodluck!

kurupt1:
This man's eye service should be studied as a course in political science.Its second to none

No! I think he's always on the go with some sort of drug alien to us. He's a drug addict I believe

Jakasibo:
When one opens up to people, you get mocked instead
I'm a living witness

Religious leaders like Reverend Fathers and aged are better option for counsel in this part of the world

Shocking!

There's more to the story. Police should investigate properly

MduZA:
They are paying taxes to the Nigerian Government not the other way round,according to the reports the two presidents will meet in SA

After tax the capital flight returned compared to both countries is large with sa having more

HabaHaba:
Don't deceive your self bro, the number of SA citizens living in Nigeria is quite neglible compared to the Nigerian citizens in SA. There are many Nigerians living and doing legitimate jobs in SA, some are into various businesses, some drugs businesses and etc.

If you do a Swot analysis between the two countries, and cut ties Nigeria will loose.
You think they don't have these facts? That's basically why the government of SA don't really care about how Xenophobia affects Nigerians in SA.

What Nigeria needs is strategic plan, and to boost their internal socio-economic welfare, etc.

Nigeria don't love itself or care for its citizens so how do expect other countries to regard its citizens?
Look at how even Ghana that use to eat Crumbs in Nigeria is now treating Nigerians now.

Well, from my own analysis South Africa will lose compared to Nigeria if they cut economic ties because firstly, bulk of South African economic ties are cooperate businesses like stanbic ibtc and multinational firms like shop rite, mtn dstv, gotv and more generating hundreds and billions of dollars yearly while Nigerian business in SA are basically on the individual scale which are basically small medium enterprise. The cash generated by Nigerians in sa can in no way be compared to the cash generated by sa in Nigeria and it's a fact.

President Ramaphosa speedy scheduled visit to Nigeria is a testimony after nans sealed otta shoprite. South Africans lose more!

emmanuelpopson:
well you can't understand the length at which people can go to have there target met?? maybe you dont know that people can extract your phone number on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.. and match your profile Picture to the account without you knowing.. well its very possible and I can say that these my have been done due to pressure to meet targets..

Yes! You're right too. All the same, I don't blame marketers who do this. Besides, it's not a regular thing sha except the marketer is personally lazy to get his or her acquisition for the month.

Even the account officers do this lolz

My account officer I report to then will do close to a hundred fictitious salary account when pressure from her cluster head is really high. Note- she's not a lazy type. At the end of the day the salary account is not funded and after a month it'll be closed since no transaction took place. At the end of the month, these are the type of staffs the bank give standing ovation while the real hardworking type are not recognized

Same goes with certain account eg premium account with opening balance of 50k or 100k. The can open it for family members but the ao remain sole signatory and owns the phone numbers. The remove the cash after the said account must have read as account opened by them. Meanwhile the person who's details was used may never know cos the phone numbers are not theirs lolz

"Tankers drivers will pay for blocking Abuja-kaduna road" "body bag" etc- el rufai

The way el rufai talks makes me wonder if he's really an Harvard university scholar that he claims to be because obviously the school had no impact in him

Sadly, he's among those likely going to take the realm of power come 2023 in the presidency including tinubu and ribadu

No Oita of feeling raraa