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I like it! Reminds of the good old days of real Sapele water

ifyalways:
They are constituting a nauisance to the bonafide sons and daughters of kukuvi land . i need to discuss with my Hubby and hunny,the Military adminstrator of kukuviland,Dr gunny4lyfe . . . .those iilegal and unwanted immigrants got to go.

Like hell!

Yuck! I don't get it; why would a guy decide to become a babe? I really like babes,see - i even have 2 or 3 as good friends - but man, i'd rather do the banging than be banged!

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

clemcykul:
kay9 u are aint ya?

Hmm, strange question. Clemcy, i like you, honestly. But you r beginning to sound like my kid bros: that is a candy, isn't it?

The Pope:
sneezes!

Bless you, your most blessed effulgence!

i was hoping you would change the menu today, say 2 crates of "orobo" mirinda, eh? It goes down better with my "ewa"

Erhnn, i no blame d boy, sha. Who no wan be yankee? But finally, I no come send again; afterall, na only for Naija u fit chop kwilikwili. Abi na lie?

(***holds head in absolute wonder, and replies very meekly***)  yes, Mr and Mrs. Lecturer.

Naija no dey carry last my sister - except for futball!

Ify, you don't believe hearts can be broken online? Then you haven't been around Jokes-Nlnd long enof.     I have "seen" guys dissolve into a puddle of tears under a barrage of yabs and curses here. And you know what I do? I LAUGH SO HARD, MY TOMMY SPLITS OPEN!

Guys, guys, we're straying from the point.  Sam is trying to tell us that some folks hurt his pride. Hmm, now don't go glummy, Sammy. I mean, it's the JOKES section here, not Sunday school. Of course some folks are bound to over-step the boundries (like ---, and ---) but c'mon man, you're the moderator! Aww, hell, forget it.

But, seriously now, nobody - and I mean NOBODY!  - should abuse my SAM MILLA again. Guy's got a good heart; i hate to see it breaking.

It isn't stale, Thug Life. Where's your sense of humor anyway? Jeez, get yourself a house-pet or something - a cat will do! - it'll brighten up your life.

Haba, you guys never heard of a Baretta? Its a hand-gun, dammit! And don't you go making me out as the bad guy neither!

Yes! Keep the darn egg, my man. I'll give a dozen eggs for such a kick. Who says Naja guys ain't smart?

kid u play too much game this days

gives im a double x,y down x side y perfect finish

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Nawa o, i hope you don't say things like this at work.

Ahh, my people, sorry-o! It was a slip of the finger.

Hmmm. If i was the robber, i would should back: NINA BARETTA, 9mm!

If I was the robber, I would SHOUT back, etc (you know the rest).

aw, c'mon clemcy, we seen this before.

ugrhhhh!ugrhh!urgh! Now see, i just puked out my lunch!

Some name.

anyway, how's come i haven't seen this thread before? Aw, man, i really lovd that part about shit and bullshit.

her name is kay9

Well, i haven't one that was exactly "funny", but I think all those MTN billboards showing Oba Martins and Kanu, and written "Nigeria, GO FOR GOLD!" should be removed. Doesn't MTN Nigeria have shame? For Sango's sake, we performed dismally in that competition.