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![]() Gamine my dear Gamine, why all this unnecessary hullabaloo, eh? Me and u be pally-o. I am only trying to tell you (in a very friendly way, too!) that your thread would have been more, em, palatable if you'd titled it something like "Being 35" or "Being 45" - in fact, some folks here are even older than that (like Jeovy and Big Mama Clemcy)! ![]() |
ayusman16:Student dey giv teacher punishment for una village? See, this na your last warning. Like the good book says: Amend your ways, or else, ![]() |
Abbygyal:*pats ass affectionately* You hear that, my preeety ass, they say you are smart! ![]() |
*shakes head sadly and goes to get Ben-Jay's oxygen mask, thinking: the way the guy's been laughing, he's going to need it* Oh, BTW, you can get up now Anus - kai, this your name sef! - Ayusman. |
Laughter is GOOD for the heart; but too much laughter is BAD for the rib-muscles. Anus - ehm, sorry - Ayusman, u shall now kneel down, raise your hands and close yours eyes until I feel otherwise. Your crime - making Ben-Jay to exceed his daily dosage of laughter. |
@Eve: Don't worry, Evey-honey. kay9 is here to make all your dreams come true. I think I'll even get a little poetic. Umm, If you want to visit Cloud 9, then leave Adam and come along with kay9. Hee-ha! |
I know who pushed Leroy. Should I say it? Should I? I'm saying it, one ![]() I'm saying it, two ![]() Three, ![]() Four, ![]() Four and half, ![]() Four and 3-quarters, IT'S CLEMCY!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! Hmmm. |
Found another good 'un in the basement. ![]() I'd always wondered where my dog, Jimmy, went off to; know I know. Big-up, Jimmy-doggie, show'em how good I trained you. *wanders back to the basement to look for more cool n froody jokes* |
@first poster: You write good, but your "poem" was more like a song - an RnB song in fact. Have you tried song-writing? I think the reason the section isn't exactly thriving is that almost all posts here are love poems. We need to do some more work, create better poems. Not that love poems are bad, but I'm sure you'd all agreed that that horse has almost been whipped to death. |
I think I'd prefer Being 50 (and above). |
@Sisikill n SeanT21: Thanks! I mean, I thought the poem was good, but i never reckoned anyone comparing it to something by Soyinka. I only recently had some of my poems published in an anthology, but the organizer/publisher hasn't even bothered to send me a copy. In fact, he actually asked me (and the other contributors) to BUY the book. I guess that's what literature in Nigeria has come to. |
Its a poem actually, but rules say I can't post it here. Here's the link though: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-153284.0.html Tell me what you think. |
FUNNY PAIN He came from the west Blue-eyed and bright-eyed Like the others before him Grown-up, yet so young. He was by our indifference mystified And our levity stumped; We only amen-ed his libations - What could it hurt? Confounded at last And befuddled, he asks "Why do ye suffer so, and still "Smile so?" But our grins stretch wider Belying our bleeding souls For having aged in our cribs, Young we are,yet oh so old "Look-ee here, friend" we say "Look, behold the slums and cities; "This here land you see "Is the land of Funny Pain. "Our first-borns eat their shares "And ours, too, then talk glib "Refined tongue-in-cheek "While we, the children of lesser gods "Swallow bitter spittle "And guffaw in misery." |
*rides God's invention for a while, then rides Harley's for a few minutes, then rides God's some more* Man, I can't get enough of either!Sorry, folks; I'm raiding d basement again. |
*enters room, meets everyone yawning and heart melts in sympathy*Ee-yah, i still have some ogi and dodo left; anybody care for some? |
@touche: Touche. ![]() |
Mama Mia! You're so bleeping right! Boy, I had a 5-star (mind, not 6-star ) hang-over once - after my NYSC send-forth party on Brass Island; the next day I thought I was gonna die. But I didn't ![]() |
Sick-o!!!! |
Good 'un. |
Good-o. |
RedHotChic:@poster: An Igbo translation of the novel is all well and good, considering that it has long been in other languages. But from your post, it seems Achebe is not aware that his work was translated - or is he? Your post isn't clear on that; in fact, it sounds like his presence (or his daughter's, as you say) at the presentation will signify his consent to the work. And you didn't mention the date and venue - or is it by special invitation? |
@Orinkila: You know, the first thing I did soon as I saw this post was check the date of the last post - SMC's already wiped Seun's walls twice with my face for necroposting - and it was just two days ago! I'm not doing cartwheels yet, but gee, I AM stunned! Orinkila, where've you been? Well, its good to know you're alive and kicking (I gotta admit some really ugly reasons for you absence have occured to me). Oh, and by the way, I'm a guy - "bloke" sounds rather naughty ![]() @SMC: You are funny, friend; you so sure about me, you are even predicting my behaviour. Hmm. ![]() |
Thank God I don't know what a snert is. |
Y'all know what? Those kids aren't Nigerians. Somebody call nightnurse so she can give us the Naija version. Pronto. |
Oh man, why didn't my math teacher say this back in primary school?? It'd have spared me tons of mathematical misery. |
I had no problems at all reading it, BUT that don't mean every other person can. In fact, IF you can read that crap (as eveseh called it ), then :1. You are a book-worm. 2. You do all your THINKING in English. (No shit, I mean it. You probably aren't very fluent in your native tongue - assuming you have one ) |
Ladies, make una reply, this post is for y'all - you know, having boobs and all ![]() |
Cool, but not so cool. I waited till the countdown got to zero, and there was - nothing. Lame. ![]() |
I feel his pain! |
Hmm, neat. |
Naaaa, u fellas got me wrong. I ain't ugly - my beer-chugging buddies would've told me if I was. ![]() I'm a "fine boi, no pimple", yessir, that's me. All I'm trying to do is get this philosophic mussing off ma chest: WHY DO UGLY GUYS - I MEAN, UUUUGLYYYYYY GUYS - LIKE FINE LADIES ![]() Remember, its just a little philosophic question. ![]() |
Sorry ppl. was just browsing thru the basement of NLD Jokes and - LOL - saw this. Seen it b4 though, but man! IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!!! ![]() |
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