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Jokes EtcRe: Being Five by kay9(m): 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2008
cool

Gamine my dear Gamine, why all this unnecessary hullabaloo, eh? Me and u be pally-o. I am only trying to tell you (in a very friendly way, too!) that your thread would have been more, em, palatable if you'd titled it something like "Being 35" or "Being 45" - in fact, some folks here are even older than that (like Jeovy and Big Mama Clemcy)! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by kay9(m): 4:15pm On Jul 26, 2008
ayusman16:
@Kay9

Na me u dey yab abi? No worry by the time u finish washing those plates would then give u another assignment to do. Akuya!
Student dey giv teacher punishment for una village? See, this na your last warning. Like the good book says: Amend your ways, or else,    grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog And The Leopard. by kay9(m): 10:59am On Jul 25, 2008
Abbygyal:
smart ass
*pats ass affectionately* You hear that, my preeety ass, they say you are smart! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by kay9(m): 10:58am On Jul 25, 2008
*shakes head sadly and goes to get Ben-Jay's oxygen mask, thinking: the way the guy's been laughing, he's going to need it*

Oh, BTW, you can get up now Anus - kai, this your name sef! - Ayusman.
Jokes EtcRe: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by kay9(m): 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2008
Laughter is GOOD for the heart; but too much laughter is BAD for the rib-muscles.
Anus - ehm, sorry - Ayusman, u shall now kneel down, raise your hands and close yours eyes until I feel otherwise. Your crime - making Ben-Jay to exceed his daily dosage of laughter.
Jokes EtcRe: Adam And Eve by kay9(m): 2:21pm On Jul 24, 2008
@Eve: Don't worry, Evey-honey. kay9 is here to make all your dreams come true.

I think I'll even get a little poetic. Umm,

If you want to visit Cloud 9, then leave Adam and come along with kay9. Hee-ha!
Jokes EtcRe: Leroy by kay9(m): 2:13pm On Jul 24, 2008
I know who pushed Leroy. grin Should I say it? Should I?

I'm saying it, one grin



I'm saying it, two grin grin



Three, grin grin grin



Four, grin grin grin grin



Four and half, grin grin grin grin cool



Four and 3-quarters, grin grin grin grin cool kiss



IT'S CLEMCY!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!! Hmmm.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dog And The Leopard. by kay9(m): 2:05pm On Jul 24, 2008
Found another good 'un in the basement. grin

I'd always wondered where my dog, Jimmy, went off to; know I know. Big-up, Jimmy-doggie, show'em how good I trained you.

*wanders back to the basement to look for more cool n froody jokes*
Poems For ReviewRe: Wrote You A Song by kay9(m): 2:04pm On Jul 24, 2008
@first poster: You write good, but your "poem" was more like a song - an RnB song in fact. Have you tried song-writing?

I think the reason the section isn't exactly thriving is that almost all posts here are love poems. We need to do some more work, create better poems. Not that love poems are bad, but I'm sure you'd all agreed that that horse has almost been whipped to death.
Jokes EtcRe: Being Five by kay9(m): 1:59pm On Jul 24, 2008
I think I'd prefer Being 50 (and above).
LiteratureRe: Funny Pain by kay9(op): 1:10pm On Jul 24, 2008
@Sisikill n SeanT21: Thanks! I mean, I thought the poem was good, but i never reckoned anyone comparing it to something by Soyinka.

I only recently had some of my poems published in an anthology, but the organizer/publisher hasn't even bothered to send me a copy. In fact, he actually asked me (and the other contributors) to BUY the book. I guess that's what literature in Nigeria has come to.
LiteratureFunny Pain by kay9(op): 1:54pm On Jul 22, 2008
Its a poem actually, but rules say I can't post it here. Here's the link though: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-153284.0.html Tell me what you think.
Poems For ReviewFunny Pain by kay9(op):
FUNNY PAIN

He came from the west
Blue-eyed and bright-eyed
Like the others before him
Grown-up, yet so young.
He was by our indifference mystified
And our levity stumped;
We only amen-ed his libations
- What could it hurt?

Confounded at last
And befuddled, he asks
"Why do ye suffer so, and still
"Smile so?"
But our grins stretch wider
Belying our bleeding souls
For having aged in our cribs,
Young we are,yet oh so old

"Look-ee here, friend" we say
"Look, behold the slums and cities;
"This here land you see
"Is the land of Funny Pain.
"Our first-borns eat their shares
"And ours, too, then talk glib
"Refined tongue-in-cheek
"While we, the children of lesser gods
"Swallow bitter spittle
"And guffaw in misery."
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Jokes EtcRe: God Vs Harley Davidson by kay9(m): 1:34pm On Jul 22, 2008
*rides God's invention for a while, then rides Harley's for a few minutes, then rides God's some more*  grin grin Man, I can't get enough of either!

Sorry, folks; I'm raiding d basement again.
Jokes EtcRe: Little Johnie's At It Again by kay9(m): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2008
huh huh *enters room, meets everyone yawning and heart melts in sympathy*
Ee-yah, i still have some ogi and dodo left; anybody care for some?
Jokes EtcRe: Why You Shouldn't Steal by kay9(m): 5:55pm On Jul 21, 2008
@touche: Touche. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Hangover Ratings by kay9(m): 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2008
grin grin Mama Mia! You're so bleeping right! Boy, I had a 5-star (mind, not 6-star grin) hang-over once - after my NYSC send-forth party on Brass Island; the next day I thought I was gonna die. But I didn't grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: A New Army Captain by kay9(m): 5:47pm On Jul 21, 2008
grin grin Sick-o!!!!
LiteratureRe: Attention! Sisikill, Stephenp And Other Nl Writers by kay9(m): 5:25pm On Jul 21, 2008
Good 'un.
LiteratureRe: Attention Bloggers by kay9(m): 2:05pm On Jul 19, 2008
Good-o.
LiteratureRe: Ibo Falls Apart by kay9(m): 1:57pm On Jul 19, 2008
RedHotChic:
"And we are making attempts at making sure that Prof Chinua Achebe would be in Anambra on the day of the presentation. In fact, Prof Earnest Emenyeonu, has taken some copies to present to him and we are just praying that he comes. From information at our disposal, Achebe is sick and even if he doesn't come he can send his daughter.
@poster: An Igbo translation of the novel is all well and good, considering that it has long been in other languages. But from your post, it seems Achebe is not aware that his work was translated - or is he? Your post isn't clear on that; in fact, it sounds like his presence (or his daughter's, as you say) at the presentation will signify his consent to the work.

And you didn't mention the date and venue - or is it by special invitation?
LiteratureRe: To Smc by kay9(m): 1:41pm On Jul 19, 2008
@Orinkila: You know, the first thing I did soon as I saw this post was check the date of the last post - SMC's already wiped Seun's walls twice with my face for necroposting - and it was just two days ago! I'm not doing cartwheels yet, but gee, I AM stunned! Orinkila, where've you been? Well, its good to know you're alive and kicking (I gotta admit some really ugly reasons for you absence have occured to me). Oh, and by the way, I'm a guy - "bloke" sounds rather naughty  smiley

@SMC: You are funny, friend; you so sure about me, you are even predicting my behaviour. Hmm.  smiley
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Signs You Are Internet Nuts by kay9(m): 7:16pm On Jul 15, 2008
grin grin Thank God I don't know what a snert is.
Jokes EtcRe: Proverbs And Adages As Told By Children by kay9(m): 7:15pm On Jul 15, 2008
Y'all know what? Those kids aren't Nigerians. Somebody call nightnurse so she can give us the Naija version. Pronto.
Jokes EtcRe: Kids Are Just: Kids by kay9(m): 7:11pm On Jul 15, 2008
grin  grin Oh man, why didn't my math teacher say this back in primary school?? It'd have spared me tons of mathematical misery.
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Read This? by kay9(m): 7:08pm On Jul 15, 2008
I had no problems at all reading it, BUT that don't mean every other person can. In fact, IF you can read that crap (as eveseh called it smiley ), then :

1. You are a book-worm.
2. You do all your THINKING in English. (No shit, I mean it. You probably aren't very fluent in your native tongue - assuming you have one smiley)
Jokes EtcRe: Mad Cow Disease by kay9(m): 6:45pm On Jul 15, 2008
grin grin Ladies, make una reply, this post is for y'all - you know, having boobs and all grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Terrorist by kay9(m): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2008
Cool, but not so cool. I waited till the countdown got to zero, and there was - nothing. Lame. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: The Devil In The Church by kay9(m): 6:34pm On Jul 15, 2008
grin grin I feel his pain!
Jokes EtcRe: A Box Of Tampons by kay9(m): 6:31pm On Jul 15, 2008
Hmm, neat.
Jokes EtcRe: Why Do Ugly Guys Like Fine Ladies? by kay9(op): 6:27pm On Jul 15, 2008
Naaaa, u fellas got me wrong. I ain't ugly - my beer-chugging buddies would've told me if I was. angry angry
I'm a "fine boi, no pimple", yessir, that's me. All I'm trying to do is get this philosophic mussing off ma chest: WHY DO UGLY GUYS - I MEAN, UUUUGLYYYYYY GUYS - LIKE FINE LADIEShuh

Remember, its just a little philosophic question. grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You Have Family Problems? by kay9(m): 2:16pm On Jul 12, 2008
grin Sorry ppl. was just browsing thru the basement of NLD Jokes and - LOL - saw this. Seen it b4 though, but man! IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!!! grin grin

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