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Hey Orinkila, I must admit you really hit at some disturbing issues about youths in Nigeria (and Africa). You are right about young Nigerians prefering an easy, problem-free life to really doing some work to make their country better - most young Nigerians, that is - not all of them. Just a trip to any cyber cafe in this country will tell you how bad things have gone; "yahooze" is the name, and swindling is the game. However, I don't entirely agree with you comparison of people in Nigeria with people in New York. Granted, people here know pitifully little about what is going on in their continent - especially the youths. But comparing them with New Yorkers is really stretching the margin. For God's sake Oriks, those folks have the means; watching cable TV is like a tuning a transitor radio over there. Now consider the flipside: how many Nigerians have cable TV in their homes, let alone the constant power supply to watch it with? And then, when you factor in the gross hardship and poverty - when I was in school, I only ate three-square meals on Sundays. Other days, it was a bromate breadloaf by ten a.m, and a meat-less sauce with eba around six p.m; that's how bad it was for me, and I know a lot of people who were worse of. Now, someone who eats like that, it would be kinda hard having the time and means to procure information about the rest of the world, don't you think? Frankly, it's a wonder how some of us ever got to know about the internet! Of course, all that still doesn't excuse the laziness and get-rich-quick attitude of most Nigerians. The sunny-side, though, is that there are still some us (like good, old you!) who still believe in the dignity of labour and immutable statutes of equity and justice. I'll definitely look out for Halima's book (but not now; I can barely cover my rent!) - every African should, I think. Cheers. |
Try posting in the Jobs or Career section; you'll get better responses there. Luck! |
@nanaboi: I saw Sisikill's post titled "For Nanaboi and Mactao", so I came to look at your poem (I haven't been around Literature-Nrlnd for quite a while now). Anyway, I think your poem is very nice - strong theme; good choice of words, too. But, like True_Brit said (and this isn't personal), you really ought to have posted in the Poem section. @Sisikill: Howdy? |
@Jeovy: I think the bank (i.e Miss Ashy) should get ideas from its clients (i.e ehmm, the "clients" on which location(s) they would want the new branch(s) to be situated, before starting construction. Otherwise the "clients" may not like the new "branch", and take their "business" elsewhere. Figuratively speaking, of course. |
Migines: You don't say! Me, I betting 10,000 shekels y'all won't see me here again. I win! |
Howdy, all Because Folks? I was actually vacationing somewhere in out in space (aboard my cruise spaceship, a'course), but just decided to check-in and make sure the Because Forum hasn't gone to hell in a handbasket. Hmmm, I can see I chose a good leadership team, afterall - President Sisi has obviously outgrown her teenage blues . Good job, mon cherie, you've earned a raise!And to the winner of the July Edition of the Because Competition, Bluehorizo: Congrats! Trust me, being a Because winner is no mean feat, because a whole lot people compete just because they wanna prove how good and smart they are, because - ah, you get the idea. (Off the record, though, if I had been in charge, you won't be the winner - off the record of course! )And to others who didn't win - Ifyalways, Moyola, Pataki, Profy-Sam, Masam, oh you guys are so many - take heart. You can always use the Sobbing Room, no charge whatsoever. (Fine invention, too, that Sobbing Room. Sisi, you got a double raise!) Okay, I sign-off here. Sisi-babe, grab the helms; remember to hold true to the Because Spirit! *beams back to vacation spaceship: "Alright, Spock, gimme warp-drive!"* |
During a church dedication service is one VERY rural area (mohawkchic's village, in fact) the pastor called on a well-dressed young man to say the opening prayer. Incidentally, the young man had just returned from Harlem, USA, where he'd been living for the past 16 years. Anyway, the man accepts the mic and proceeds to prayer: "Dear Gawd, and ma homie Jesus, what's up y'all? We ya babies are gathered here to dedicate this church. Gawd, we know we done sins; it's our bad, Man. But, Gawd, you gotta bless us, because we's suffering. We really suffering here, man! Frankly, if You don't bless, then this whole show is just bullshit! It's just bleeped-up! In ya most holy name we pray." And the illitrate congregation, none the wiser, happily chorus: AMEN!!! Uche Ogbuagu, sorry-o! |
Ole, Ole, Ole!!! BTW Gamine, which are u: Bushmeat abi Hunter? |
@Clemcy n Ituen: All this dissing and "shitting" about who came first to Nrlnd is beginning to piss me off. I knew when folks like dm, cute-ass, saucekid and delib where just starting out, and I don't brag about it, so I really don't see why you guys keep bringing it up. Granted, you guys really stomached a lot of shit back then - I remember one particularly UGLY post about clemcy by one silly guy (don't wanna mention names) - but like you say yourselves, all that has only made you stronger. Of course, a little dissing contest every once ina while is okay (this is Jokes section afterall), but you guys keep straying into the region of "I-came-before-you". Really, I like to assume you guys are above that, but you're really working at proving me wrong. |
![]() Lysaa abeg pose make i snap you, na you fine pass jare. Oya, say "Amala"------ |
Shit, man.What about Horse Shit? That's where you shit out this huge chunk of you-know-what, and then you wonder: Did that come out of me? |
@Sisikill: Hey, Prettyface, don't sit around doing trips round the moon. More and more entries are coming in for the Because Competition (which, funny enough, has already been won), and it is YOUR responsibility to grade 'em. (I'd have done it myself but I don't want to be accused of "cheating" again. Besides, a guy's got to take a vacation sometime, ![]() Please, keep sending in your entries. Remember: the more entries you send, the higher your chances of winning - even if it has already been won ![]() |
clemcykul:U shouldn't have interuppted them, Clemcy. I was kinda enjoying the show. |
C'mon Abbygal, I just pleaded with y'all not to laugh @ the poor fella. |
No need to laugh @ the poor drunk. Same thing happened to me coupla weeks ago. ![]() |
*Walks in waving a white feather* Y'all must be born-again. Fight not ye neightbour; diss not ye neighbour; kick not ye neighbour's ass all over the Jokes section; and encourage not ye neighbour to do the same - (Clemcy, how am I doing?) |
Santa, sorry-o! ![]() |
Who wan go heaven before im time? ![]() |
showbobo:Hmm. Showbobo, I no believe u. I'll wait until Ituen says his piece b4 givin ma verdict. |
I know the oldest-surviving members of Kuvukiland (like Ituen, Clemcy and Saucekid) have seen this post, but I'm sure the youngsters haven't. Abeg laugh-o! Frankly, Osama has bin Sexy! ![]() |
Chineke, na only for Naija person dey shoot with umbrella! ![]() |
No offence meant, Jeovy, but dead guys don't talk, so I guess Tufe didn't do his job well. * pulls out belt from trousers* Need a hand, Tufe? |
Nice. |
I don't know what the dissing is all about. Far as I'm corncerned, starring in a movie as star-studded ('star' has many definitions, you know) as The Lord of The Oil, is no mean feat. So, Ituen, here's to you: Big-ups! What I'll like to know though, is when and where I can watch the movie. Umm, does it feel fishy to y'all that Ituen is keeping mum thru all this? |
You just found out, Sisi? Hmmm. (shakes head sadly and walks away, thinking: What have I done? Poor girl's gone loony with happiness) |
@poster: We appreciate the info and all, but that post would've been better received in Music/TV section. |
That man definitely wasn't a Nigerian, cos - trust me, I know - the first thing every Nigerian man does soon as he wakes up is wink at Junior and say something like, "Wats'up Junior? We gonna have us a good day!" ![]() |
Chai, I no know who i go yab again. First, mr. muggins loses 2 litres of precious Jerusalem Juice, then another gets disvirgined at 50, and finally - kai, i don die, abeg Infobaba, where u get that pic?? Ituen, you go gree? No gree-o! Tell me make I follow u go revenge ![]() |
@empexy: man, they've wipped u up so bad, i'm kinda feelin sorry for u. Anyway, that's Jokes section for u; they talk dirty and mean here - MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAN - especially when u post somthing really dumb. ![]() |
Oww, look at 'em, cute little thingys. Cutie-cutie-cutie--- (tickles one and sneezes heavily: Baa-tchooooo! |
You know what? I ain't got nothing to say - absolutely nothing to say! |
It's fresh and cool from the basement, people. I only hope y'all will forgive my frequent resurrecting of long-forgotten posts. Oya, where are all ma beer-chugging buddies at? Take a toast and throw back yo head for a good laugh; man, life is good! ![]() |
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on which location(s) they would want the new branch(s) to be situated, before starting construction. Otherwise the "clients" may not like the new "branch", and take their "business" elsewhere. Figuratively speaking, of course.
. Good job, mon cherie, you've earned a raise!
Showbobo, I no believe u. I'll wait until Ituen says his piece b4 givin ma verdict.