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LiteratureRe: Join In And Add Your Own Bit To This Story! by kay9(m): 10:09am On May 23, 2008
Slanted purple eyes watched from the vaulted eyre of a near-by Iroko. Down below, like a pair of hunting eagles, the two thugs circled closer and closer to their prey. The purple eyes narrowed slightly, and gloved hands shoved silently backwards to unsheated razor-sharp blades. As the unknown phantom watched, one of the bumbling thugs pulled out his 9mm. The phantom smiled grimly; any minute now.

The report of the pistol shattered the deathly stillness of the night, and reality went to hell in a hand basket. Imitating the soundless and eternal flight of the peregrine falcon, the black shadow was down in a flash, his dark cloak billowing out behind him. The flash of the stainless steel reflected across Jimmy eyes just before it decapitated his head. He didn't even have a chance to utter a last cry. Shocked to his very core, Nick stood speechless. He didn't notice their quarry dashing away to safety - screaming her life's worth in the process. The black phantom moved like the wind. One minute he was slowly walking towards Nick; the next, the shinning blade zapped through the air and Nick was sliced to smithereens, spilling blood like a stuck pig.

Calmly, the black shadow wipped his blade on the grass. Then he picked up the fallen picture and gently straightened up. The BOSS would be furious, of course. Nobody likes having his baby-dogs wasted. But that would be trouble for another day. For now, the black phantom had a bigger task - a task assigned him by the Coven of the Shadows. The picture was not enough, he had to find the girl. SHE was the chosen one.


Hope i didnt complicate things too much  smiley
CultureRe: Some Strange Traditions That Would Freak You Out by kay9(m): 2:48pm On May 22, 2008
wildbubble:
Beautiful, very nice traditions. how i wish we still had something like that in Nigeria now. for example

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this is a tradition practised by a group of people called migerians. it goes thus. when a woman looses her husband, she is made to drink the water used to bath his corpse, her hair is shaved, and after the burial all her husbands property is taken from her and her children. it is such a pity we don't have such lovely and memorable traditions again. or do we?some of us? be truthful?
My bubbly friend, you've got an unusual sense of humour. Or are you just being sarcastic?
LiteratureRe: Words For You! by kay9(m): 1:56pm On May 19, 2008
Hail, my back-bent black brothers
And their sun-baked hearts of Oak
Their eyes trained on the horizon
Waiting for dawn's rays of hope!
LiteratureRe: Ori (the Head) by kay9(m): 1:46pm On May 19, 2008
grin grin Amen.
Jokes EtcRe: Men Vs. Women: Round 1 by kay9(m): 2:01pm On May 13, 2008
undecided Ok, so what? Cats are a bore, anyway.
Jokes EtcRe: Uncle Justin by kay9(m): 1:54pm On May 13, 2008
grin grin grin Oh yea, you better stay the hell away from Uncle Justin! About the parrots, I guess it proves that God answers prayers. Can never tell what a parrot's gat on it's mind, can you?  grin
LiteratureRe: Add Ur Bit Of This Little Story.every Body Is Welcome! by kay9(m): 1:33pm On May 13, 2008
C'mon people, don't end the story. I didn't join in the telling 'cos I wanted to enjoy it without influencing the process. So, please, please, someone pick up the thread.
LiteratureRe: The Definition Of Hopeless by kay9(op):
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LiteratureRe: Magic A Form Of Literature by kay9(m): 5:06pm On May 08, 2008
Nice post. Nice blogsite too, but I think you posted the Magic blog twice. You might want to review it. You can check my blogsite too at www.kezenwaka..com
Jokes EtcRe: The Wrong B**** by kay9(op): 4:52pm On May 08, 2008
TOYOSI20:
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, don't geddit undecided
undecided geez, a guy's got to explain every darn joke he cracks!

The poodle was a b**** (you know, the female of a dog), as was its owner (in a figurative sense now); so the english fella was commenting that the Marine threw the wrong b**** out of the window. Get it now? tongue tongue
Jokes EtcThe Wrong B**** by kay9(op): 3:39pm On May 06, 2008
A US Marine was on a train travelling from Winnipeg to Vancouver. The train was quite crowded, so the US. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, Frenchwoman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left
was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman
shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b***h out of the window.
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by kay9(m): 1:28am On May 03, 2008
Saucekid, everywhere I go on nlnd, I find you.  Abeg nobody should post again, i want to be the last here.  cry
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play God by kay9(m): 1:25am On May 03, 2008
If I was God, Iwould make myself a millionaire, then a billionaire, then a trillionaire, then a gazillionaire, then a - ahh, you get the idea grin grin
Forum GamesRe: A Nairaland Impossibility by kay9(m): 1:22am On May 03, 2008
angry angry angry angry Where is the duck-ward that started this silly thread in the first place? Maybe he should just say what happens after you do whatever he wants you to do.
CultureRe: Spell Your Name In Japanese! by kay9(m): 12:42am On May 03, 2008
grin Make i spell my own: mekafu9. hmm, not so catchy.  undecided ok, make i try my full name (kaynine): mekafutokitoku .Hee-hee-hee, that's more like it! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ironing a Shirt Under the Sea by kay9(m): 10:43pm On May 02, 2008
shocked Somebody has lost his marbles
Jokes EtcRe: Man Like You. by kay9(m): 10:22pm On May 02, 2008
maybe I'm wrong, but i believe i've seen the joke before here at jokes-nld. but a good one all the same. And BTW Christina, no dey beef Tufe, afterall na females like you dey chase am grin
Jokes EtcRe: The New Car by kay9(m): 10:07pm On May 02, 2008
smiley wink Good'un, Mr. Milla.

Sammy, know what i like about your jokes? They are SO simple, and SO clean. You could tell it to your 4-year-old son, and your wife won't throw a tantrum! grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Lil Girl by kay9(m): 10:03pm On May 02, 2008
smiley Not bad, but I've heard it before.
LiteratureRe: Don't Know Why - Series by kay9(m): 10:01pm On May 02, 2008
I'm sorry, ayinba1, but I really didn't get it. You never got around to hit the hammer on the nail.
LiteratureRe: Books By Zane: The African American Author by kay9(m): 9:57pm On May 02, 2008
Are you promoting the books? smiley I haven't read any of the books, so I can't comment.
Jokes EtcRe: Message From Me by kay9(m): 9:49pm On May 02, 2008
Chairlady? First lady? grin grin Please, i don't want to laugh yet.
Jokes EtcRe: 13 Reasons Not To Drink With Friends(pictures) by kay9(m): 9:42pm On May 02, 2008
Shaz:
[color=olive]Sapele water! Hmmn. . 'drunkardnesses'[/color]
Wow. Umm, Shaz, are you speaking English?
LiteratureRe: booked by kay9(m): 9:36pm On May 02, 2008
@ poster: i don't much like romance myself, but that doesn't make them bad. One man's droppings could be another man's meat-ball, as they say. Anyway, I'm sure you can get all the romance you want (or rather, she wants) from any good book store - just go to the Mills n Boon or Silhoutte section (or just ask the seller for romance novels). Ciao

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