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Jokes EtcWhy Do Ugly Guys Like Fine Ladies? by kay9(op): 2:05pm On Jul 12, 2008
Why do ugly guys like fine ladies?
LiteratureWinner/runner-up Of Boac/bsc Competition Annouced by kay9(op): 1:56pm On Jul 12, 2008
The winner and runner up to the BOAC/BSC creative writing competition have been announced. They are:

WINNER

The Outsider by Uchechukwu Peter Umezurike



RUNNER UP

Homeless by Ovo Adagha

Congratulations to them.

The winning entry receives the prize of £200 and may be considered for a place on the undergraduate creative writing course at BSU. If the place is awarded, it will be supported by an annual scholarship of £2,000. The runner up will receive £75.
LiteratureRe: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows by kay9(m): 4:00pm On Jul 02, 2008
SMC:
This thread is a duplicate. There is already a thread with this title. Post your comment there and view what others have written on the book.
The thread is a duplicate, yes, but its been weeks - if not months - since the first one stopped getting replies. May be the poster didn't see it then. Besides, i don't even think it was in the Literature section; I think I saw it in the TV/Movies part. You might have helped her (Sati is female, right?) out by attached a link to the previous one to your post.
LiteratureRe: A New Anthology Of Short Fiction: Submissions Requested by kay9(m): 3:51pm On Jul 02, 2008
Thanks for the info.
LiteratureRe: What/which phrase,quote,saying,sentence....strikes you? by kay9(m): 3:48pm On Jul 02, 2008
Got some more wise quotes. These are by John Mason, an American motivational speaker. (Mind, I don't normally speakers, but this guy says some really smart things).

- Don't wait for opportunity to sail into harbour; swim out and meet it out at sea!

- Never use your predicament as an excuse. Remember, some people freeze in winter, others ski!

- Every morning in Africa, an antelope wakes up and knows that it must out-run the fastest lion, or else it will be eaten. Every morning also, a lion wakes up and knows that it must out-run the slowest antelope, or else it will starve to death. So you see, it doesn't matter if you are an antelope or a lion - when the sun comes up, you'd better be up and running!
LiteratureRe: What/which phrase,quote,saying,sentence....strikes you? by kay9(m): 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2008
Anyone watched The Italian Job? One dude said something in the movie that really tickled me. The fella was asked why he'd leaked vital info to some Ukrainian gangsters (he ought to have kept mum - the "hard" guy thing, you know smiley ), so he replied : "There are three things I don't Bleep around with - Mother Mary, Mother Nature, and motherfcuking Ukrainians!"
LiteratureRe: What/which phrase,quote,saying,sentence....strikes you? by kay9(m): 12:06pm On Jun 30, 2008
I'm not usually this gushy, but I gotta admit Kenny Rogers songs trip me. Like the one that goes: Aint no sunshine when she's gone/ Only dark clouds come my way/ Aint no sunshine when she's gone - she's gone! / (forgot the last line, sorry smiley
Makes me wanna weep! DMX had to remix the song and use as the chorus for the movie soundtrack of Exit Wounds.

I also trip for Tupac lyrics - the chorus for Runnin, for example:
Well, I wonder if they live to die and if
Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die
Why am I trying to see, if there aint nothin' inside
Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me - oh God
Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die
LiteratureRe: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(op): 12:56pm On Jun 26, 2008
Alright, people. I'm nice guy - loving, caring, sympathetic to lost causes, etc.  grin And because of that ("because"  again! grin) and also for Sisikill's sake (she's almost cried her eyes out), I hereby inaugurate the BECAUSE SUPPORT GROUP.

The president is Sisikill (naturally!)
The secretary is lady bam (so she'll stop crucifying me cheesy)
And the members are, well, all the people who feel cheated in the Because Game. Hence forth, all enquiries, demands (both fair and unfair grin) and grievances should be forwarded to them.

Hmm, everybody happy?
Jokes EtcRe: Naijaman by kay9(m): 4:59pm On Jun 25, 2008
grin grin grin A 5000 dollar rolex at that!
Jokes EtcRe: Lateral Thinking? Lovely Puzzle by kay9(m): 4:43pm On Jun 25, 2008
Ernhh, abeg all the akamus and otondos like me wey no get even one answer, mak una no mind them. Afterall, we still know say ten naira plus ten naira na twenty naira.
Jokes EtcRe: 3 Days Friday by kay9(op): 4:27pm On Jun 25, 2008
Yup, sure it is. So, I must be a genius or something. cool
LiteratureRe: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(op): 4:25pm On Jun 25, 2008
stillwater:
Disqualified? Kiss my lipsrsealed cheesy
stillwater:
Disqualified? Kiss my lipsrsealed cheesy
Its alright, I understand your grievances, afterall no one ever agrees with the referee during a football match. smiley cool grin

lady bam:
dnt start a sentence wit because because because is a conjunction = You can't start a sentence with "because", because "because" is a conjuction



@kay9

Mr copy cat.
tongue
C'mon, get serious. Why would I pose a riddle if i didn't know the answer?
LiteratureRe: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(op): 1:13pm On Jun 25, 2008
Sisikill:
Because [/b]should never be used to begin a sentence [b]Because [/b]the word [b]Because is connected to causality.

What do I win? grin
Wrong. Starting a sentence with "because" is grammatically wrong. (You'd been right if you'd enclosed the "because's" in inverted commas smiley )

stillwater:
Cracking my brains on a topic concerning because, is something I find alarming, because, because is a word I use frequently. sad cheesy
Disqualified. Your sentence is looping the loop!  smiley

oreshade:
dnt start a sentence wit because because because is a conjunction,splendid
Umm, would've liked to declare you the winner, but mine! you sure have a problem with spellings and punctuations. This isn't text messaging, you know.  smiley

javalove:
if i had logged on earlier, i would have won because i knew this stuff way back in high school
Ok. Better luck next time!  grin

lady bam:
what is all this 'because' idea because i see everyone is using because here
Disqualified. Is your answer a statement or a question?

[quote author=Ojukwu_rsg link=topic=144879.msg2416394#msg2416394 date=1214362635]I don't like using 'because', because, 'because' is normally used for lame excuses.[/quote]Good! Nice sentence, too.  grin grin Now, you'll have to meet Seun for your prize!

But by the way, here's my own answer: You can't start a sentence with "because", because "because" is a conjuction.
Jokes EtcRe: 3 Days Friday by kay9(op): 1:02pm On Jun 25, 2008
ayusman16:
The name of the gaddam Horse is FRIDAY! that is why it's possible! Where is my gaddam prize before i smoke your ass angry
grin grin Nawa 4 you o, you didn't even allow the riddle to last for a day! Oya, how about this one:

A ship is floating beside the harbour; a ladder of 100cm hangs from the top of the ship to the surface of the water. If the tide rises 1cm per minute, what length of the ladder will be covered by water after one hour?

I promise you, this time Seun will have a prize for the winner. grin
Jokes Etc3 Days Friday by kay9(op): 4:29pm On Jun 23, 2008
Don't have a joke, but i got a riddle: A MAN RODE INTO TOWN ON A HORSE AND STAYED FOR 3 DAYS, THEN HE LEFT. THE PROBLEM IS THAT HE ARRIVED ON FRIDAY, AND LEFT ON AGAIN FRIDAY; HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE? If you know the answer, talk to Seun; he has your prize waiting.
Jobs/VacanciesGtbank Recruiting by kay9(op): 4:25pm On Jun 23, 2008
Guys, GTBank is recruiting, but its online only. Check their career page at www.gtbplc.com The deadline is 30th June. Luck!
LiteratureMake A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(op): 4:11pm On Jun 23, 2008
I'd wanted to post this at the Jokes section, but I decided it had more to do with literature. Here's the poser:

Make a sentence with "because" such that "because" occurs THREE times in it.

( Mind you, this is the literature section, so your sentence'd better be correct - and no long, winding sentences either! smiley )
Forum GamesMake A Sentence With 3 "because" by kay9(op): 4:08pm On Jun 23, 2008
I'd wanted to post this at the Jokes section, but I decided it had more to do with literature. Here's the poser:

Make a sentence with "because" such that "because" occurs THREE times in it.

( Mind you, this is the literature section, so your sentence'd better be correct - and no long, winding sentences either! smiley )
LiteratureRe: Join In And Add Your Own Bit To This Story! by kay9(m): 11:50am On Jun 20, 2008
smiley Ok, that was just the prologue. Oya, chapter 1:
LiteratureRe: Join In And Add Your Own Bit To This Story! by kay9(m): 12:03pm On Jun 19, 2008
The End. smiley
LiteratureRe: Books That Youy Hate by kay9(m): 12:17pm On Jun 17, 2008
"Interview with a vampire" (Anne Rice). There is so much hoo-ing and haw-ing about that book, but i was really unimpressed when i read it. In fact, at a point it became dull.

And "Mills and Boon" books, too! grin
LiteratureRe: Creative Writing Workshop by kay9(m): 2:29pm On Jun 14, 2008
@poster: Thanks for the info.
LiteratureRe: Vengeance. . . . Reviews Are Welcome! by kay9(m): 11:20am On Jun 09, 2008
RuuDie, you seem to have lost your zeal. I saw your post when it first appeared, but after reading Suzanne's comment, I decided to keep my views to myself - to much criticism can kill a dream. Unfortunately, it appears you to took it too bad. Don't let other people's views get you down - even if they are right.

I don't think Suzanne meant to diss your work; she was just showing you some loop-holes you might to fix in future. Besides, othe posters actually praised your story. So don't lose your inner fire. I'd personally love to see some more posts from you, a'ight?
LiteratureRe: Best Laid Plans by kay9(op): 11:03am On Jun 09, 2008
Okay, you guys are making me blush now. smiley I posted another short story months ago: "The Evening Programme"; I just brought the thread back to the top. I thought you might like it.
LiteratureRe: The Evening Programme by kay9(op): 10:57am On Jun 09, 2008
Just resurrecting the thread smiley
LiteratureRe: Writers On Nairaland by kay9(m): 10:45am On Jun 09, 2008
Osabro:
I am a writer. I write prose, especially for children. One of my works won ANA/Lantern Books Prize for Children's Literature, November, 2007. Some of my works include:
    No Better Chance (adult prose, 2004);
    Listening to Mummy (children prose, 2006);
    The Chief of the Drums (Award Winner, prose for young adolescents, 2008);
    etc.

I wouldn't disclose my real name.

Osabro
Relax, bro. Like Frozone said in The Incredibles: No one needs your "secret identity" here. smiley
LiteratureRe: Best Laid Plans by kay9(op):
Thanks, inspira. You may check my other write-ups if you want, at www.khayskorner..com
LiteratureRe: Writers On Nairaland by kay9(m): 5:15pm On Jun 02, 2008
Checked out the Beibee Blogsite; liked the poetic bend he puts to words. What's the name of his book?
LiteratureRe: Writers On Nairaland by kay9(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2008
@anne-anu: You can purchase it online with a credit card (look for the "buy now" icon at the webpage there). If you don't have a credit card, you can send me your contact details; I can order the book and send it to you. Then you can send me the payment.
It's a nice book. smiley
LiteratureRe: Writers On Nairaland by kay9(m): 9:54am On May 30, 2008
Friend, most (if not all) of the posters in this section of Nairaland are writers. But I suppose it doesn't hurt to ask people to share their experiences. I've published one novel for now; it has a webpage - www.lulu.com/content/1073134.
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Writer Listed For The Worlds Highest Paying Short Story Prize 2008 by kay9(m): 9:42am On May 30, 2008
I checked out the site; not bad at all. About the Nigerian author, I believe if he's work (Tubal is a he, right?) is good enough, then there's no reason he should the prize. More power to his elbow, I say.
LiteratureRe: Best Laid Plans by kay9(op): 7:18pm On May 28, 2008
Thanks, man. Folks like you are the reason I never lose hope.

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