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Fridayjacob49:
what would u say to her for the first time

Baby girl I need a map to your eyes cauz am getting lost in them

Waterview:
here you go, just take it...

Don't thank me...

Bro u funny o

SteveOfu:
So the other day, I read a post somewhere that talked about how boring Ladies are on chats.

First off I'd like to point out that you shouldn't entirely paint the ladies black and leave the guys out coz most of them are in on this too. Some of we, guys don't know how to Kick start or even hold a conversation.
You make it boring for her to continue even when she's telling you how bored she already is.

Some of them come to most of this ladies inbox for the sole purpose of asking for pictures, meet ups [hook-ups] phone numbers even nudes too.

Some be like "Have you eaten"?.
Okay, What if she says she hasn't eaten? What next?
Others go there with things like "hi babe, I like this your package".. Like seriously, if you were on the other end of this conversation, what would your reply be?
Then there's the "hi angle" crew members... The "E" comes before the "L" you're welcome.

Thing is, you might think she's boring because...
^ she may have other entertaining people in her inbox with whom she's conversing with at that same moment and your simple "Hi angel" doesn't cut it so you might want to up your game.
^ she's totally not into you. Yes you might be fine, handsome and even beautiful or rich but she's already gone through your profile picture/timeline and said to her self "no no, this one no work at all".
^she maybe a busy person that's usually tired or stressed and probably needs rest so she logs online with no desire to chat with anyone at all including you.
^she probably doesn't understand or not too conversant in English language so she replies sluggishly or with mono-syllabic replies like ok, okay, gud, kul... Or in worst cases, use smileys:

Kings, the truth here is, we can only satisfy so much of the female race. Don't kill or belittle yourself in her inbox. If she doesn't reply your "hi" today, don't come back to reply yourself "hello" tomorrow ... Just Try to be smart with your conversations and innovative in your gists. I bet you, No lady can say no to intelligent conversations and gossips. Try this and thank me later.

And before I forget "Send me your account number" works magic too

Some babe can form ehn

Olawrites:

I always come across this OKAFOR'S LAW alot. Those that knows it should enlighten us.

why you dey mention my grandpa name na

To me I prefer there curvaceous ass in short tight skirts

tobb:
my first sexual experience was wack, made me feel as if sex is overated. I derive more pleasure in masturbating than that horrible moment I spent, wasted 5 minutes time thinking it will be the loveliest time of my life..

the thing no sweet ooh why? maybe sex with condom no dey sweet..

My nigga speaking from experience, quit masturbation cauz e go surely render you useless. Leaving u depressed and contemplating suicide that's what excessive masturbation can do to anyone.

Walk up to her and let her know your intentions

The kind thunder wey go strike that man u team bus as them dey travel go huz ehn, dey warm up for Manchester. Ordinary x2 against Watford for me to cash out 100k them no fit play... Bunched of useless players especially that useless degea.

#Say no to masturbation

Amarachi my next door neighbor keeps chasing me in my dream asking me to Bleep her with my big anaconda because I refused to have sex with her last week Thursday. Folks, what should I do to her?

Kingosytex:
Are you high?

Am low

All this enemy of progress human beans that wants this two good looking couples to seperate, Your prayers will never work.....AMEN

Kooldon:
Man Utd Vs PSG ( Rematch)
Man Utd Vs PSG ( Rematch)

Are u high?

Na wetin we go come call u then? Human beans?

iLegendd:
It's been long I wore glasses/shades. Does the glasses in the picture below look good on me?

Should I keep it or throw it away?

Go buy mirror jhoor

GreenMist21:

im nice. Why?

Online love aren't real u know

No my friend except she promise sometin

Biko who is "Johnny dike"?

My mum - her beautiful looks
My Dad - His brain cauz he too know book

vanida6:
Even me self i'm single

You fyn sha

Them to dey form when guys toast them

What if i wanted to have sex with her can I follow all this procedures?

Maybe he was just keeping her company in his absense