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This stupid coronavirus lockdown has made me to relapse back to masturbation after 552 days of not masturbating

posty56:
I haven't stopped it

Why??

Toseenlove:
Generally most African Nigerian Parents are Evil People either Wealthy, Rich or Poor. Most Nigerian Parents doesn't know and understand what Parenting Entails.....

Very true, most African parents don't care to know if there kids are passing through depression. All they want is a well behaved child always

Kaka is just jealous bcuaz penaldo is more cute than he is

Haykhay:
Do you mind making a side cash of $100-200 in the comfort of your bed...
Without paying a dime��
Like, for real.. without paying a dime.. especially in this isolation period?

receipts from people already getting their cash are attached to this post..
Why are you still waiting?
Once again, you're not paying a dime to anyone..
Just sign up and start making your money..
This is the link below! Thank me later
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Proof of payment withdrawal nor I don't believe this shit

Bendent19:
Uninstalled PES20 mobile. Game is fake and highly scripted. Your players act like dimwits and they are super weak. A defender of 92 cannot tackle or win the ball from a striker of 75. They slide you from behind without touching the ball and the referree does nothing. You collect the ball cleanly and it's a foul. The passes are slow and passes miss almost everytime. Your strikers always wait behind opponent defender and never open up for the ball. Striker so slow to collect free ball till opponent player from far away comes and collects it. Passes don't go to the right player. A light tap of the pass button is supposed to go to your closest player in the approximate direction of the pass but it most times results in a horrible back pass that is won by the opponent striker and almost always leads to a goal. The cursor change is also horrible. It's supposed to change to your player closest to opponent player with the ball but no. And my keeper just runs out of the post for no reason at times.

Don't get me started on the controls. The controls don't respond. This happens constantly. The left stick directional button and the through and sprint buttons are epileptic, numb.

The scripting is so horrible. Opponents can score impossible goals and you can lose a match you been struggling to keep at die minute. You may think it's the fault of your players but no.
Let's not even start talking about online because that one is a whole catastrophe on its own. And why do 5 star scouts never return reasonable players?
I have so many complaints about this game, I don't even want to type more because this is already longer than I expected it to be, but if I were to, I could definitely write a 5 page paper on things that make this game bad.

I just uninstalled the game. I'll redownload when PES21 mobile is out to see if they fixed anything. Thank God I didn't spend money on such a stupid game.

I prefer 2018 gameplay than this 2020 version. And beside konami should introduce more competitions like exhibition, cup, champions league.... Not all this boring game mode

LordviccoDaGuru:
BOOM!!!




I just noticed that mtn secretly gave me unlimited free data after my sub finished yesterday...


I have been browsing, downloading, chatting since morning but the most amazing thing in it is that the data is hidden, you can't see it when u check ur balance and bonuses.




Who else has been experiencing this??

I didn't receive any o

Why is only the mum light skinned






Modified: Bleaching cream at work

osamz007:
The black mailer hwfr na?


But wait o were the pictures

Na ur mama nude pics u want see abi

Casalindal:
Hello guys, hope you all are safe? Please let take safety precautions... so I had this conversation with my male bestie today. He is gay and I don’t have any issues with his sexuality because aside him been gay he got a good heart, well he told me that most men who were at secondary school (boarding) were fucking themselves and even tho the all claim straight and most are married now. But 90% men who attended secondary (boardinghouse) had Bleep a guy at some point at school. Be it playing or body touching

What a silly conclusion

I tell u the sets of people who would be very happy about this covid19... All Introverts
indoor tinzs...

borngeologist:
My story might be lengthy with a lot of grammatical blunders.. But my elders Abeg help me just manage read am and advice me because am really confused..

I have a boss who actually loves me. He likes me like a son and he always wants me to go out with him. We are actually very close pal.

There was a day he went out with his girklfriend. I was at home when my phone rang. He told me to bring 3k to where he was with his girlfriend. When I got there he told me to sit down and drink and eat dog meat with them. But I don't eat dog so I only drank one bottle. The lady and I later talked and I left them.

She came to our place this Wednesday. I was inside my room, she was just insisting that she wanted to see me. When I got there, she was just telling me my boss drinks a lot which is quite true but he dosent misbehave. That it is too much. As a guy man I covered up for my boss. And I left her and my boss.

Today we went to her shop. My boss ordered for drink for us. We started drinking. Later I went out, she followed me. We sat together and started talking. She started telling me that If she actually saw me first she would have dated me that she loves me that she doesn't like my boss. I was quite shocked and told her that since she is already dating my boss it is not possible. Then my boss and one of my other colleague with a lady came out and joined us. That was how we started gisting again. I had an important call to pick so I later entered her shop because the outside was noisy. That was how this lady came inside and kissed me. I was really shocked I have to run outside.

My boss and I later left her place for a burial where a friend of his (a lady) invited us to a burial. When I got there this lady started saying she really likes me that she wish she meet me earlier that she would have dated me.. That she really likes me a lot. My boss now jokingly asked me that I want to take all his girls from him. Mind you that my boss girlfriend calls me her husband even people close to her shop call me her husband.. And these ladies are way older than Me..

Please all I need from you guys is advice on what to do cause am confused.

There is also a married lady too that told me she wished she met me earlier that she would have dated me. And other older beautiful ladies. In their early and middle thirties and am just 23.

I will tell your boss

THEbaddest007:
which federal university would be very easy for me to get a first class.
insult is allowed.

All this fresher's and there First class mentality ehh I bet u just a year in the uni and you would be tired of school

wealthyhenry:
Even when you only have one case

who told u that its just one When it is over 20 cases presently. So the federal govt should wait for this virus to start killing people before considering shutting down crowded areas abi

igwedehxy:
Thank you. And my O levels is B3 parralel. Throughout . all subjects

Bro, u're definitely in

Since my school Aksu has stubbornly refuse to partake with ASUU in the ongoing strike, let's see if corona won't make them to

Sosoboy4:
“If you want to live long”

see Details:https://www.pinnaclereport.com.ng/2020/03/19/five-types-of-men-every-woman-needs-to-stay-away-from-if-she-wants-to-live-long/

As if living long is an achievement

Whogoes:
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Hmmmmm was thinking the same thing too
So what should I do? End the relationship?

No

Whogoes:
Good morning nairalanders
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Let me just go straight to the point. I just parked into to a new location and I leave alone though still single and searching. And I am just 23 .There is this particular girl she always greets me at my bus stop when ever I am coming back from work at night.
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Letter we became friends, though I don't like making friends cos I am an introvert type . But she forced it . Like greeting and complimenting me always. 2months letter , we were already friends on Facebook. One day she messaged me on Facebook that I should do her a favour. I said what is it. She said I should buy her a phone.
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I was like hmmmmmm . So I used that opportunity to ask her to be my girlfriend and she accepted. Now the problem began when I invited her to my house. She refused and gave an excuse.
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There was a time I asked her if she really love me as she claims and she strongly sweared about that . That she loves me so much bla bla bla .
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Now I wondering if that is love or lust . Maybe she just want my money or what do you guys think. I don't want to buy her any phone . Ofcourse I can't do that unless she proves herself
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Please I need your advice . Matured minds only

@op, no fvck no phone...as simple as that. I can't spend on a girl I haven't fvcked cauz I aren't no santa

sanesta:
like it's the best thing to do

Before nkor

miclef86:
I met this lady, a colleague of mine for over a year now, we work in the same unit. Don't get it twisted, our Organization permits marriages but one of us will make a transfer to another branch within the same location.

I liked her, everybody in our unit noticed there's a connection between us. However, we're like cat and dog we fight over everything, always disagreeing, yet.

I have been getting a lot of advice from my fellow colleagues about how she's the perfect match for me and how compatible we're if we decide to be together.

However, truth be told, I have not been really serious with her, I flirt with other single girls in the unit. The other day, they were having relationship discussion, a senior colleague of mine said that I use to jump from one girl to another.

The last Valentine's day, I called her that we really need to talk she told me if it's really that serious I should come over to her house which I did. I went there to profess my love for her, I asked her to give a chance that I'm gonna be a better man.

She calls me a confused human being, that I don't really know what I want, that it's too late. That she already have someone and planning to get married to him next year.

Now, I've decided to accept my faith and move on with one particular lady that cares about me, I no longer call her like I used to anymore, just greetings that use to join us now.

I have noticed a hostile attitude from her towards me, she gets angry whenever she sees me with the other girl.

Yesterday, during lunch hour, I met her with few of my colleagues and little conversation ensued between us she said I should bet with her that I'm going to leave that girl and come back to her, that made me a little upset within. So we had a bet.

Pls I need your advice, I truly love her, I think about her almost all the time. Should I swallow my ego and try to make things work between us again or I should let the sleeping dog lie?

bleep and go

Make dem do end this corocoro virus biko
I don dey miss premier league already....tottenham prepare for thrashing when Una jam my man u

Mandelus:
The effect of restricting one from opposite sex have more disadvantage than benefits

find it difficult to mingle among opposite sex due to wrong idealogy from their parents.(Restrictions, disassociation at a tender age)

I'm presently suffering from this

Undissputed:
It's time we start to change the narrative. The moral decay in today's society is almost beyond repair.

I don't care if you are 60 years old or 18, I don't care if you are graduate or business owner, or paying your own bills, if you are a single woman and you visit a man without your parent's consent, then you are a prostitute.

This may sound harsh, but it's the truth.

The only setting where a single woman can visit a single man alone is when her parents have given their consent for both of them to be in a relationship. In this scenario, they are most likely courting with the intention to get married and their relationship is consented and guided by their parents.

Oh, this brings me to a final hypothesis: If you are single woman in a relationship your parents do not know about or consent to, then you are probably a prostitute!

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Same as a man who invites a lady to his huz without his parents consent is a brostitute