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Politics / Re: Falana: Lagos Parking Levy Illegal, Should Be Withdrawn by Keizzmann(m): 6:57am On Aug 29, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
So is he planning to sue the LASG on behalf of Local Govt when the LGs have not complained or what?

He has not quoted where the funds go to and who the beneficiaries of the funds are. Are the funds shared by Lagos Parks and Gardens and the LG where the funds are collected to ensure uniformity and prevent touting and the arbitrary mode of revenue collections LG use to tow cars away and slam outrageous fines?

It seems like he is keeping some information away and if his only argument is not the validity of the fees , how does teansferring it to LG take such bill away from the park users? Of what benefit is going to court to argue against LASG and still pay the fees to Lagos LGA? smh.


Looks more academic than actual relief benefit. If you pursue this his argument, the LGs will just claim to outsource the fee collection to Lagos State Parks and Gardens as revenue collection consultant. .Lobatan.


Your point is hard to argue against and i agree


However, we shouldn't ignore the moral effect of this law. Times are hard in the country and any government that has consistently failed to perform it's civic responsibilities in cushioning the effects on it's citizen shouldn't have the mind to deduce means of further milking them all for revenues
Family / Re: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by Keizzmann(m): 7:35pm On Aug 21, 2022
chatinent:
Can you do what I'll say?

If you can, snub her intimately for three months...don't ask, don't act like you do want, don't do petty intimacies. Allow her to herself. Don't quarrel or speak rudely to her tho..in fact, be more lovely and hypercaring...but don't agree to intimacies.

Don't act angry! Act very happy always...esp when you return.

Talk normally and more confidently.

She'll feel you're getting it outside and watch the magic. This will introduce a foundation for discussion and settlement...and everyone learning simple lessons.

This life na common sense.

Lastly, chief, in anything you are doing in this life, don't ever reject food.



You sir, are a legend grin

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Literature / Re: Home Alone With Steamy Cousins by Keizzmann(m): 6:08am On May 01, 2022
Wawu



Arin be catching feelings so hard. This might create serious trouble for everyone
Literature / Re: Unrequited by Keizzmann(m): 7:56am On Mar 21, 2022
Omoor



These are the updates to kill for.


The plot twists are mad mhen.


Great work Moura7

Don't keep us in suspense so much though grin
Literature / Re: Unrequited by Keizzmann(m): 7:44am On Feb 26, 2022
What a way to welcome yourself back muora7


That cliffhanger from the last episode left me hanging really low grin
Literature / Re: Home Alone With Steamy Cousins by Keizzmann(m): 11:00pm On Jan 22, 2022
This is getting intense between the cousins.



Arin is catching feels, trouble might brew any minute

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Literature / Re: Unrequited by Keizzmann(m): 3:43am On Jan 15, 2022
Eh, the teasing between these guys is world class


But this Caleb guy, hope it's not another plus to Kay's problem of winning Mia angry
Literature / Re: Unrequited by Keizzmann(m): 4:00pm On Jan 13, 2022
Omoor. X1000000


This is getting more intense
Music/Radio / Re: RENO - Why Does Music Of Yoruba Origin Breakthrough Globally ? by Keizzmann(m): 9:55am On Jan 13, 2022
It's so unfortunate that our so called Ministry of Info and Culturr don't think outside the box in the same manner as this article states, instead it seems Lai is more concerned with manipulating information for the government than using culture to promote the nation. I tell you, that ministry alone could unite this nation and restructure it by making each tribe understand that what makes them unique is meant to serve as a selling point for this country instead of a cause for jealousy and hatred.



As for the universities, bigger shame from the reality that they're just existing to milk government instead of being equipped to aid government in these research and knowledge application. Look around the world to understand how top nations develop cures to various diseases, analyse complex historic and emerging datas and you'll find these institutions at the heart of everything.



I say it in hope, May God make Nigeria realize how blessed it already it and lift itself up to the giant it calls itself



Controversial Reno making sense

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Romance / Re: She Has A Big Problem, Has Anyone Gone Through This Before by Keizzmann(m): 4:02pm On Jan 05, 2022
richmond500:
How is she ur girlfriend?
Oga she is a public property, personalizing public properties is called embezzlement

grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Canada Rush: What Desperate Nigerian Asylum Seekers Are Saying About Nigeria by Keizzmann(m): 5:11pm On Jan 04, 2022
Indispensable85:
Anyways to run away from the zoo is valid.
They were turned down because too many people have used those stories to get citizenship before.
They only just need to be more creative.


I see cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Celebrates Her 37th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Keizzmann(m): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2022
Starships4u:


I see yhu acting yhur Monika

grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Mo Bimpe Speaks On Marriage To Lateef Adedimeji (Pics) by Keizzmann(m): 8:51pm On Jan 02, 2022
CaptainStephen:
That feeling is priceless!

Sometimes I look at my wife and wonder how we got here from a heated argument when she bashed my car to we becoming friends after meeting for the second time and married today.



Mad ooo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Literature / Re: Hustle, Love And S**x (complete Story) by Keizzmann(m): 4:05am On Jan 02, 2022
Nice write-up Op


What's going to happen to Caramel now that you're leaving?
Properties / Re: Help!!!! Guidance Needed On An Inherited Land by Keizzmann(m): 9:32pm On Jan 01, 2022
system000001:
If u wish to sale it, I can buy it add me on 07039502966 on whatsapp to talk beta



Alright sir, I'll keep you posted
Properties / Re: Help!!!! Guidance Needed On An Inherited Land by Keizzmann(m): 11:20am On Jan 01, 2022
mannasseh:
first. you only have an Equitable Title over that land.

2nd. you can't exercise any legal right over such Land because a deed of conveyance has not been executed and duly signed and Registered

3rd. A sale to another person who then goes on to Execute a deed and Registers it over the said land obtains a better title than you.

what you have to do is,
go to the vendors of the land and have them execute a deed of conveyance On the land, which should be signed by both parties and if you can't afford the heavy monetary registration, then ask a lawyer to get you a 50 naira stamp and affix it to the document.

note: that Receipt doesn't confer any legal title on you, but only Equitable, though its an evidence of consideration being furnished which will make the court ask the vendor to complete performance upon an action brought by you to court. make your moves now!!!!!!



Thank you very much for your knowledgeable contribution sir


I shall consider yout stance sir
Properties / Re: Help!!!! Guidance Needed On An Inherited Land by Keizzmann(m): 11:18am On Jan 01, 2022
Assurance001:
It's obvious you have known the location. Have you tried relating with the seller?



I haven't been there at all, nor have i related with the seller
Politics / Re: APC Will Break Into Four Groups And PDP Into Three’ – Apostle Prophecy by Keizzmann(m): 8:43am On Jan 01, 2022
These are not prophecies nau


They're just messages of warnings and instructions


A prophecy gives time and details of the occurrence of something.


Nawa for who think am say na prophecies
Politics / Re: What Have Igbos Done To Deserve This Level Of Mockery? by Keizzmann(m): 8:36am On Jan 01, 2022
I would only choose to give my opinion on this when we as Nigerians finally stop being insulting about other people's issues...


I feel for you igbos seriously, but the problem of our Nation as a whole is just to concerning, this is just your own bit of a bigger colossal issue with our nation


Hmmm

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Properties / Help!!!! Guidance Needed On An Inherited Land by Keizzmann(m): 7:57am On Jan 01, 2022
Hello Nairalander and happy New Year to us all
This is my 1st post to this platform due to the level of importance this issue has to me and i hope to get guidance from people with right information.



So, my dad bought a plot of land somewhere in Ogun state before his demise in 2019 for 600k. Sadly, he never showed me nor my siblings and my mom the location of the land cause he wanted to make it a surprise for us, but we knew he had the land. The only people with the location are his closest friends.


Since he died, I've been having issues on what yo do about the land cause the only document of the land that he had is the original receipt of the transaction which is safely in my possession. Many of my father's friends have been on my neck to do something about the land before it gets taken but my lack of knowledge about lamd issues has made it difficult to make a choice, cause i believe that a receipt may not be enough to claim land ownership.

Other issues that have not helped me out is that it's been so hard to survive since he died and I'm a full time student with no job or means of survival. I wish i could get good leverage information that can turn the situation to something good for my family, maybr sell it to make ends meet or something but i need help on what to do and what level of ownership the receipt grants me.



Please guys, i need your advice. Thanks
Literature / Re: Unrequited by Keizzmann(m): 8:11am On Dec 22, 2021
Great story you've got going on here Moura7

I think thid Richard might be his long lost father or someone from his past that wants to protect him.


This is getting dicey for KK now... �
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Up With Your 2021 New Year Revolution by Keizzmann(m): 7:59pm On Dec 20, 2021
BePrepared:


Yeah I do that

Thats what every compos mentis homo sapiens should do..

Before the first quarter of this year I'm finishing my first book, its 80% done



I would definitely love to read your book.


Please, does it details the struggles with masturbation that you've overcame?


I have the same

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Celebrities / Re: Mixed Reactions As Little Girl Dances To Bad Boy Timz's Song, "Move" (Video) by Keizzmann(m): 8:31pm On Dec 06, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked



Who else noticed that since Slawormiir came back from his hiatus, that Guy that shouts WTF Man and threatens to burst someone's leg with Kala is missing?



Omoorrr



Na true sha grin

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Sports / Re: U-20 WWCQ: Falconets Thrash Congo 4-0 In Brazzaville by Keizzmann(m): 8:15pm On Dec 06, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Weed.....commenting twice without knowing



Nice to have you back bruh


Damnnn niggar

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Romance / Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend Disturbs Me For Money For The Upkeep Of Her Newborn by Keizzmann(m): 7:47am On Oct 16, 2021
zed7:
What is your business with all these drama? Stay away from toxicity and focus on being a better version of yourself.
What is gone is gone. Send your daughters upkeep and mind your business.


I tire ooo cheesy
Politics / Re: House of Representatives Okay Development Commissions For South-East, South-West by Keizzmann(m): 1:45pm On Oct 12, 2021
xcesspaschal:
God help me.....I need an advice on how to avoid attempting suicide..... someone please help


Oh, you need someone to talk you out 0f suicide.


You're not ready to die bruh, period grin

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Politics / Re: House of Representatives Okay Development Commissions For South-East, South-West by Keizzmann(m): 1:43pm On Oct 12, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

. Isoright....


Continue to create commission to steal money from different region



Read my mind.



What's the essence of setting up commissions in places with various layers of government tasked with the same duties and have still failed.



God help us if we think this is a good devel

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Politics / Re: Isa Misau: 50% Of APC Members Are Unhappy With Fani-Kayode’s Return To Our Party by Keizzmann(m): 9:53am On Oct 12, 2021
hisexcellency34:

https://independent.ng/50-of-apc-members-are-unhappy-with-fani-kayodes-return-to-party-misau/


Right after the third question, i noticed that this interview was a waste of time. Questions asked were stupidly digressed by the dumb guy with answers that we already know and unrelated to the questions



Mtchew
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ani: Uzoamaka Ohiri Handed Our Children To Me Willingly by Keizzmann(m): 10:49am On Sep 29, 2021
atheistandproud:
Wahala no dey finish


Make una look well before una marry, both male and female. But the guys most especially.

Look well...

Look very well!

Even when you think you have seen it all, look again!

A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage ooooh.

I don carry my agogo dey go like Terry G.




The issue is not about looking well. People change, you know



Most relationships begin with nice and loving couples. Inabilities to adapt to the changes between them are what shifts couples to seperate.


My take is that couples should forgive each other but if divorce is necessary, it should be done in moderate fashion with both parties forgiving each other and moving on peacefully.



That's what is not the case in the world we live in now
Education / Re: Teachers In The House, How's It Like Teaching In A Secondary School by Keizzmann(m): 5:08pm On Sep 13, 2021
Suspect33:
You need to be good at expressing yourself a.k.a very articulate

Learn the art of storytelling, you'll need it alot to drive home your points and to keep the class interested in your lectures

Teaching is fun but the pay isn't

Lastly, do your best and leave the rest, children of this generation don't want to learn anyways, they are only interested in relationships angry

Painful but the truth


Speaking from experience
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Vows Retaliation Over Kabul Attack, Says ISIL Affiliates Are Responsible by Keizzmann(m): 7:53am On Aug 27, 2021
israelmao:
Biden is not smart and he is a weakling compare to Trump who wouldn't have allowed Taliban's takeover let alone loss of lives of US marine.Biden and his cohorts rigged themselves into power and allowed terrorists to run amok that's what electoral fraud can do to a nation.


Why do you forget so quickly that it was Trump that initiated the withdrawal of US troops from Afghanistan in the first place? angry
Business / Re: Can Someone Be Wealthy Without Involving In Dirty Deals by Keizzmann(m): 11:20pm On Aug 08, 2021
Righteousness2:
Very very well!
There is clean wealth that comes with Clean Honest dealings.
You don't need to do evil to be rich. That is a wicked lie from the Pit of Hell.

The fact about life is Everyone has a mission to accomplish on Earth. Until you are able to discover what you are created to do on Earth, you will keep wandering and wishing.

Life is not by Struggle. Life is a Gift From GOD. Discover what GOD Created you to do here. That is where your Profit Lies.


How

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