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PoliticsRe: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by Keizzmann(m): 6:16pm On Aug 15, 2020
AshipaEk0:
If you have enrolled for the national ID card scheme, you can get your NIN by dialling *346# from the phone number associated with your voter's card, drivers licence, or BVN registration.


Ensure you have at least ₦20 airtime on your line and then dial the code.
Thank you man, you're a lifesaver.

It's actually free, i had no airtime and it worked
HealthRe: 453 New COVID-19 Cases, 334 Discharged And No Deaths On August 12 -(3337 Tested) by Keizzmann(m): 10:42am On Aug 13, 2020
Hardgun:
I dedicate this achievement to my family and my girlfriend Olatoye barakat and my best friend Olayemi Akinwande it's your boy fearless from oju ore otta
Oju oore, Sango


grin grin cheesy
BusinessRe: After NYSC, I Want To Buy Bike by Keizzmann(m): 10:36am On Aug 13, 2020
Pimpmaride:
Bros... Thread carefully...

What God will do in ur life, he will do.


He first u buy land doesn't mean he will be more successful than u.... Your frnd might wish he has a degree too.... Where u can stand, he may not be able to stand there.. Trust MI..

You can compete wth elites on big stages Cox of ur education but he can't.... He can only watch u.


Just do what u can do and let God take control...


Do ur best and hustle and u will proud of ursef..






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Exactly what i would tell you Bro.


Good luck and stay true to your hustle
RomanceRe: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year? by Keizzmann(m): 11:29pm On Aug 04, 2020
paulolee:
1.. i invited a church member jus last month and was having a nice time with her after church when my mum gave me a surprised visit, she jus open my door without knocking and saw bea ontop riding me, me and bea just look with surprise and my mum jus close d door and went back home,
was surprised wen she said we should continue but my stick don already drop due to the shock, watin pain me be say she for just try delay for the next 2mins because i was jus about to cum b4 she burst us....mum still never pick my call till now.
2..de toast ome fine bea after church and she was jus smiling not until we got to the church gate and i saw a white range stopped for her to get in, and the useless bross said "instead of you to serious wait and pray after church service make your life get head, na woman wey big pass you naim you come church dey pursue" shame wan kill me dt day..
Bro, this just cranked me up real good.

Very funny experience
ProgrammingRe: Nigerian Programmers Are Great by Keizzmann(m): 8:34pm On Jul 23, 2020
SegFault:
We will never be as good as them take it or leave it. Do you know why? The only thing we think about when we write code is money. Now browse GCC, GRUB or any GNU project out there guess what? They are all open source that is they are free. People actually write hundreds of lines of code to give it up for free because they love coding. If you love coding it would feel like a narcotic to you, anytime you do it, it's not always money you'll think about but just how to make something cool. Take the CEO of whatsapp, he quit his job when Mark Zuckerberg with his stupidity like Bill Gates own decided to try to use WhatsApp for money making gains, he simply quit because it is against his standards. If it is a Nigerian, he would go ahead and put ads self to kill it.
Programming is an art, and creative people will always excel at it. Think about it, no Nigerian made OS, no Nigerian made programming language, no Nigerian has made a breakthrough in algorithms to solve problems (algorithms to solve race conditions, parsing algorithms, algorithms to solve deadlocks etc) nothing. We are not innovative simple and as a pessimist I believe it will continue the normal way cheers.
This is a very cold, brutal truth


Take it from a fellow pessimist
SportsRe: Drogba Beats Ibrahimovic To Be Named Ligue 1's Best Striker Of The Past 20 Years by Keizzmann(m): 8:16pm On May 10, 2020
Guapismo:
If it was the other way round, you'll see Africans shouting Racism
Nobody can shoot racism cause the difference is clear
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Personalities On N1000 Note Wear Face-Masks As Artist Draws Note On The Wall by Keizzmann(m): 10:05am On May 07, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Absolute nonsense

Acute disrespect for Aliyu Mai-Bornu and Dr Clement Isong.
Damnnn. No respect for the naira anymore
Use something else to show your painting skills
You dumb bruh
RomanceRe: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by Keizzmann(m): 11:37pm On May 02, 2020
PureGoldh:
Bro....see eeh,just be urself....No dey worry urself over dx issue.

If the girl in question was designed for you by God.... something extraordinaire wey pass Zeeworld go happen between the two of una...even her family go turn up for you.

There is a man for every woman and there is a woman for every man.
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I wish you all the best
I feel you �
RomanceRe: My Ten Year Struggle With Sex Addiction Is Ruining me. by Keizzmann(m): 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2020
I think you're on the right track, making your situation known to close people and the media helps with accountability. I suggest you join any sex addiction community online and join some no fap challenge for some days, then keep increasing it until you finally feel control over your sex life again. I would also suggest you find bible study fellowship to strengthen the God factor here.

I bet, it's not easy to stop a bad habit, hell it's impossible. You only replace it with good ones. If you form some good habits that shadows the bad habits, it'll naturally go away. God help you as you seek change bruh
PoliticsRe: Do Our Political Parties Have Ideologies? by Keizzmann(m): 8:55pm On Dec 03, 2019
itsme01:
cool


yes they do, check PDP and APC wikipedia pages their ideology is clearly defined

if members follow their own ideology i dont know but i know APC have the same parten of governace from Lagos to Ogun and far away Katsina

,,
Nice to know that they do but i find it funny that none of their members on nairaland or any other social platform can comfortably list these ideologies.


They're just ignorant hungry followers of a simple wise and dominately dubious minority
SportsRe: Alex Ferguson's Last Chewed Gum As Manager Sold For 181.4 Million Naira: Photo by Keizzmann(m): 7:07pm On Nov 24, 2019
Rosarie:
Rubbish
Any body that buys it is maddddd,as In kolo,as in crase,
Their father!
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Calm your horse Bro, it's not really about the gum


The main thing is that the money goes to charity


When i read news like these, I'm not surprised cause the auctions are mainly for charity purposes
RomanceRe: Am I Too Ugly Not Too Have A Girlfriend by Keizzmann(m): 9:19pm On Nov 23, 2019
Your own self estimation should supersede that of other people about you. One of the reason why some people are single is cause of their own impression about themselves. I advise you strengthen your own valuation of yourself so that nothing anyone else says will matter to you.

Another thing is your patience. Don't push yourself to a relationship, it'll happen when it's supposed to. Bless up
BusinessRe: Lagos Fishermen Lament Over Dangote Refinery: "What Will Be Left For Us?" by Keizzmann(m): 8:54pm On Nov 23, 2019
solmusdesigns:
mumu talk, minister for wailing and pitying affiars.... now get it straight, as a nation we have to set our priority straight
Priority like continuing to focus on am oil sector that's predicted to decline in future due to the threats it poses on climate change? Or is it a priority where we pollute a vital area of the Atlantic that can not only serve as a food basket but a potential ecosystem that can save climate change and other problems.

Oh i think you should really get your priorities straight.
BusinessRe: Lagos Fishermen Lament Over Dangote Refinery: "What Will Be Left For Us?" by Keizzmann(m): 8:48pm On Nov 23, 2019
solmusdesigns:
angry



stupidity at its best, so we should continue fishing in a lagoon rather than getting our petrochemicals refined

so because of fish protein and income to fisherman , we should deny 200 million people access to cheaper petrol, gas for power and fertilizers for farming

Dangote should just move to Ghana and ship his products to Nigeria since we love to complain so much

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Can you just listen to your mind before typing this.
This country should never be in a situation where we'll depend on private refineries to supply our fuel needs in the first place. This is a scheme of gullibly enriching individuals at the risk of the people who really control the national values of this country with their participation in a business venture that's in a higher need of supply.


It's sad that this point wasn't obvious
PoliticsRe: ‘Lemonade’: Dino Melaye Joins Nollywood, Bags First Cinema Movie Role by Keizzmann(m): 8:31pm On Nov 23, 2019
izzou:
grin

He finally found his purpose in life
I kinda like how that sounds
PoliticsRe: Sagay: Tinubu Already Very Rich Before He Became Governor by Keizzmann(m): 7:14pm On Nov 22, 2019
AtikuNetwork:
You must have a serious comprehension problem Mr. man. If you have problem with Tinubu bullion van go and open a separate topic about that. I am only saying my feelings about what Sagay said and he didn't mentioned any bullion van. And I can't forget about Atiku because some misguided people like you also try to question Turaki's source of wealth since leaving customs service and serving as VP many years ago, as if such men are supposed to become broke or less wealthy after leaving government. If you don't know, Tinubu and Atiku are long time business associates with stakes in Intels. Instead of worrying about how others made their wealth, double your hustle and go and make your own money Mr. Man.
Perfect response
SportsRe: John Fashanu: I Earn N5 Million Monthly As Ex - England Player by Keizzmann(m): 3:28pm On Nov 22, 2019
marvin906:
try not to be stupid..
you want nff to declare bankruptcy...

well what do I expect from a shit that stays in a shit hole
Keep these baby pictures going, I'm digging it.

Kid just gotta be sooo fine smiley
BusinessRe: Merchants Dump POS, Inactive Terminals Hit 131,201 by Keizzmann(m): 3:20pm On Nov 22, 2019
Olukat:
This government investments are voting and taxation. angry
I learnt their rubber stamp Senate President was in a hurry to pass 7.5% V.A.T
grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Social Media Bill: The Dangerous Implications By Techcabal by Keizzmann(m): 10:59am On Nov 22, 2019
I think we all should take time to read the full content of these bills before jumping to conclusions. The post is just a summary of it.


Be informed before holding your points.




God bless Nigeria

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