Sports › Re: Olivier Giroud Joins AC Milan From Chelsea In The No.9 Shirt by Keizzmann(m): 10:44pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
Renforce: Every single player we have ever gotten from Arsenal has gone on to become a legend for us.
ASHLEY Cole CESC fabregas OLIVIER Giroud
Going by this trend it'd profit us more if we just go for Aubameyang rather than that over priced Norwegian 
Giroud is class act, A total professional & a most underrated striker. We'd forever remember your last goal in Blue colors Best of Luck Giroooud! I agree � Good business for the Blues, bad ones for the Gunners so far |
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? Share Your Experience! by Keizzmann(m): 2:31pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
Big boy, abeg flash my account small 0220130098 gtb  Ausval: Yes ooooo
My aunty carry me go church for family prayers ...Na so the pastor accused me say I be witch and that I used to fly at night ..I was shocked can I be a witch and I don't know ??
Na so the man begin dey fire prayer ,they press my neck they blow my chest say i must confess
Before I knew it my aunty don join am before I open my eyes all of them don hold broom
The pastor Begin they tell my aunty to flog her way to breakthrough ..na so beating start for me ooo..see flog see broom
Omo I jejely confessed ooo say I be witch and na me be the cause of all the problem ,before these people go use broom end my young life
I come even begin to dey make cat sound mew mew mew mew ooo so that them go believe and leave me as all by back don already dey bleed
Na so dem free me ..I run for my life go back go meet my mama for village
But guessed what ?...the witch is a big boy now and all his family is extremely proud of him
Also my aunty now want her first son to come live with the witch so that the witch can send him to school . |
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? Share Your Experience! by Keizzmann(m): 2:27pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: Whatsapp Warns Over GB WhatsApp That Mimics Features & Could Leave You Blocked by Keizzmann(m): 6:52pm On Jul 05, 2021 |
FarahAideed: Why can't GB just become its own messaging app, they already have millions of loyalist My thoughts exactly. Why choose to be so lazy that you take other people's success and claim to extend i5 when the app is not open source software. I pity the population that uses the app without knowing who they're dealing with, losing their privacy for so called extended features. |
Politics › Re: Lagos #EndSARS Panel Awards N10m To Kolade Johnson’s Family by Keizzmann(m): 10:47pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
PlayMaker14: While I commend them for compensating the late Kayode family, the panel should also bring the culprits book..... That would be the best Justice you can give to the family of the deceased.
If the panel keeps giving families of slain #EndSARS protesters N10mil without bringing those useless erring officers to book, then it's a total waste of time, energy and money. I agree with you sir But i think the very ultimate compensation is to see this country function properly without the ills that these youths have died to eradicate. I mean why do we still have to die to get what we want in a democratic setting? R.I.P Johnson |
Politics › Re: The Dot Nation: Shehu Sani Reacts To Abaribe’s Controversial Shirt by Keizzmann(m): 11:24pm On Jun 24, 2021 |
AudiozillaGears: Abaribe has simply told you were he stands. Sani is also telling you where he homself stands by wearing that T-shirt. Dammn, i just checked that out now Secession is imminent in thus country, walahi |
Events › Re: Has Anyone Here Hired Wedding Guests In Nigeria? by Keizzmann(m): 8:38pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
All previous comments are funny lol
On a serious note, i think you shouldn't be so critical of your people. You've hung out with them for so long to let your anxiety of an event make you resentful of them.
It's really good to be surrounded by loving people on a day of joy than fake folks you paid,no matter how rowdy your people are.
You choice though, if it makes you happy |
Christianity Etc › Re: Rhapsody Of Realities Daily Devotional 2021 by Keizzmann(m): 7:47am On Jun 23, 2021 |
Thank you for all you've been doing
I just found you and I'll love to learn more daily from your posts. Please keep up the good work fervently as the word for today has said and may God continue to bless you � |
Romance › Re: Fake Yahoo Boy & Arrest: The Marriage Proposal That Got A Lady Crying (Video) by Keizzmann(m): 9:58pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
 OlawaleBammie: We wey no get money buy data, how we go take knkw how e take happen now  |
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Rejects Request To Takeover Ebubeagu Security Outfit by Keizzmann(m): 9:19pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
slawormiir: Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright So esn dey and Ebubeagu also dey We just dey do gra gra for this country
Biafra and Oduduwa is a goal and dream that can't be actualized and realized
The force holding this gadmnnn nation together is more than the mere van da waal fuckkking force
You all be quoting me and insulting me....bring it on....ain't scared Because am a real niggarrr and I say it the way it is Van der vaal is actually like the weakest force in chemistry Compare what you're saying to something like covalent or electrovalent forces Too much sense will not kill me  |
Politics › Re: 51 Killed In Fresh Zamfara Attacks by Keizzmann(m): 10:59pm On Jun 11, 2021 |
Northernblood3: That is good for them. Those that wish death on us will see death while they are still living. They Will mourn for their useless life right from the time they are still alive Spoken like a true candidate of hell  |
Family › Re: A Child Survives An Accident After A Car Climbed His Head. (video) by Keizzmann(m): 7:56pm On Nov 28, 2020 |
You're mad This is an old video for fqk sake
Bullshit, I'm surprised it's even on fp |
Sports › Re: Greg Clarke Resigns As English FA Chairman After Remark About Black Players by Keizzmann(m): 6:23pm On Nov 11, 2020 |
Freestainworld: When will this happen in Africa, someone stepping down admitting his mistakes in a public office. My thoughts exactly. |
Crime › Re: #EndSARS Protesters Arrested In Abeokuta by Keizzmann(m): 8:31am On Oct 11, 2020 |
buygala: I don't stand with #EndSars..I stand with #ReformSars particularly and #ReformtheNigerianPoliceForce..
As e dey go now, the #EndSars protests have been hijacked by Yahoo boys, prostitutes protecting their Yahoo Boy Customers, and even armed Robbers, kidnappers and murderers �
I detest SARS Officers for their high-handedness and abuse of power, but these SARS guys are a part of the Police force particularly dreaded by hardened criminals....this is because these criminals know these SARS guys are also hardened crooks themselves and are licensed to act swiftly and ruthlessly to curb crime�
You don't cut off your head just because your nose is ailing� SARS as presently constitited have abandoned their primary assignment of apprehending armed robbers..after all SARS means "Special Anti-Robbery Squad...they have now taken or upon themselves to do EFCC's Job of apprehending Yahoo boys abi na suspected Yahoo boys, and have extended that to harassing citezens who make the mistake of appearing fresh, young and have the guts to have laptops and phones on them�
That nonsense must stop...but that does not mean SARS should be scrapped..They are an absolutely necesary evil�
In the whole mad hysteria which is the #endsars protest, Nigerians forget that there are more deadly police departments like the SACS (Special anti cultism Squad) IGP X-Squad Special Anti-Kidnapping Squad .
All these Squads are very joyless and are fully licensed to be as brutal, if not more brutal than the SARS Everyone is shouting about.. If the Police want to be mischievous, they will disband SARS and move all its officers to these other deadly squads for them to continue 'the Lord's Work"�
Shebi i have read of a case where Soldiers connived and kidnapped a young boy in Imo State, under the guise that he was being arrested on arrested on suspicion of being a Yahoo Boy.. After kidnapping the young boy and forcing him to pay more than 1million naira to them, they killed the boy, dumped his body in the bush, and made away with his Lexus Es350 car..This happened late last year abi na this year sef.. Because of that, why haven't we called for #EndNigerianArmy?�
I still remember how some officers of the same Nigerian Army killed many policemen while aiding the escape of a fugitive kidnapper in Taraba State..
We didn't call for #EndNigerianArmy because of that..
Point is..the fact of the existence of some Renegades in an organisation does not make that organization totally useless or worth discarding..
If the #EndSars protesters are truly serious, let us also end Nigerian Army because of their atrocities as well Somebody, give this guy a chilled bottle of trophy lager with pepper soup to go along. |
Crime › Re: #EndSARS Protesters Arrested In Abeokuta by Keizzmann(m): 8:26am On Oct 11, 2020 |
GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i think we should stop all this useless protests. We should rather ask ourselves why SARS is after we southerners and not a single complaint from the north. It means there is something about the north that we need to learn  I can't believe that there are still some people like you tribalizing this brutality If this is still how we think, then I'm sorry i don't see any change in the situation at all |
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria @ 60: Yul Edochie "Why I Can't Wish Anyone A Happy Independence" by Keizzmann(m): 10:07am On Oct 01, 2020 |
Oblongata: The best way to celebrate this independence is by all coming out with our handkerchiefs and weep. We should weep and wail loudly and mourn the loss of a great country...
Indeed, there was a country !!! Tufiakwa Stop saying nonsense o jere. Or are you being over sarcastic ni  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Winner, Laycon, Thanks His Family, Fans And Voters For Their Support by Keizzmann(m): 10:19pm On Sep 27, 2020 |
SmartProf: You can contact Daddy freeze for freezers, and thank me later. Chai Eleyi deeepp gan |
Sports › Re: Barcelona: "Nothing surprises me anymore" Messi laments Suarez exit by Keizzmann(m): 9:34am On Sep 26, 2020 |
onatisi: There is no way Barca players will give their 100% best this season, it will be difficult getting the best out of them. So true, especially with the body language of a man they call their captain. It'll be a miracle if they finish the season on a good note |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ogun Youths March For Laycon, Give Out Airtime For Voting (photos) by Keizzmann(m): 3:28pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
SilverNorGold: I love the spirit. I believe in Laycon.
Once he has been declared winner, he'll hit the ground running.
I hope he fulfills his promise of building quality roads, hospitals, schools, free education and health service, and others.
God bless Laycon. God bless Nigeria. Shey from ordinary 85 million naira him go do all these stuffs.  |
Sports › Re: Yağmur Aşık, Wife Of Emre Aşık Paid Hitman $1.3m To Kill Him by Keizzmann(m): 3:15pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
[quote author=TheRealProphet post=94267340] Genesis 1 vs 1: Ye Men, Fear Women more than Ye Fear Poverty and Ye Shall Live Long.
Where did Bleep did you read this  |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ejiofor Nnena Doris, An Ex-Beauty Queen And Model by Keizzmann(m): 3:01pm On Sep 25, 2020 |
So a person of computer science education has hobbie of artworks and his now a model? Welcome to Nigeria, land of fake dreams and contrasting realities  |
Programming › Re: HELP! Too Many Libraries And Modules! by Keizzmann(m): 7:55pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
sparkle7: Bro to be sincere, it is not possible to learn every module or library in a programming language. In fact, it is virtually useless leaning libraries that you don't need at the moment. I don't waste time learning modules that I don't need presently in my application. Because I have come to realise that even after learning them and you are not using them, you will likely forget them as quick as you learnt it. So I just learn the standard python syntax and whenever an app or program calls for a library, I learn it! No time wasting. I remembered a time i was learning the beautiful soup library. I had no intent to use it for anything. Just to feed my inquisitive mind that's all. I downloaded the official documentation and learnt it from scratch. But later on, I didn't see a place or program to apply my knowledge of web scraping. I literally forgot about the functions after some time. Have you ever tried to learn a programming language before and you downloaded many PDF books all at time. You will realise that there are some PDF you never opened up till the present time. Then what is the use of downloading them? Just a waste of time. Believe me, the above scenario have happened to me. So I learn some module when it is required that I incorporate it into my programs. Learn what you need to reach your goal and move on. You can never learn every thing in a language, grab the tools you need to solve the problem at hand and swerve. My 2 cents. To be sincere, this is 2020 and this comment is still valid. Thanks, i really needed this |
Programming › Re: Nairaland Should Switch To Python/django. Opinion by Keizzmann(m): 7:40pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
valzey: Without a reason, let's discuss?? 1. Why should they change from the current (What is the problem statement) 2. Can't the problem be solved with the current 3. Why Python? And not nodeJS or Asp.net? Good talk, software development should always be problem oriented, not cause we feel that we can build this or change that. If it ain't broken, don't fix it  |
Celebrities › Re: Ayobami Akinwale Dies After A Brief Illness by Keizzmann(m): 8:47pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
SAMBARRY: And one Nollywood actress recently did house warming of her mansion and claimed she has been in Nollywood for 20 years meanwhile this baba prof must have been in Nollywood when she was still in primary school and they all claim it's hardwork.na professor wey no also dey hardworking! 
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?  What are seeing are different eras in a money industry, with different opportunities exploited Simple |
Crime › Re: Mechanic Loses Customer’s Car During Sex Romp At A Brothel In Lafia, Nasarawa by Keizzmann(m): 9:31am On Sep 12, 2020 |
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Crime › Re: Mechanic Loses Customer’s Car During Sex Romp At A Brothel In Lafia, Nasarawa by Keizzmann(m): 9:25am On Sep 12, 2020 |
This article does not state the day of the incident, and judging from the "months of investigation" statement , then this article is definitely old news. Why push it to the frontpage then?
Shame what gets pushed to front page these days, like that page isn't sacred anymore. |
Politics › Re: PDP Reps Sue Malami, Mohammed, NBC Over New Broadcasting Code by Keizzmann(m): 9:10am On Sep 12, 2020 |
Let's see where this goes
A point of note for ops, please try and explain on any prequel to any article you create here cause most of us have little knowledge about the cases i.e the 6th code thing and other bone of contention leading to the article
Thanks and keep up the good work |
Sports › Re: Messi Confirms Stay At Barcelona by Keizzmann(m): 6:21pm On Sep 04, 2020 |
daddytime: Mtcheeew
It is common sense for him to honor his existing contract, see out this season, enjoy his almost £100m earnings, help them to relegation if that's where the board will be happy to go, then take a stroll with no bad blood next season to retain and maintain his legendary status with the club.
Very easy matter wey dem no need think twice. I agree with your point of view 100% |
Crime › Re: Police Shoot 19-Year-Old Boy For Impregnating A 17-Year-Old Girl In Rivers State by Keizzmann(m): 11:17pm On Aug 25, 2020 |
Edusouls: Imagine mortgaging the future of this minor young girl at just 17years of age with pregnancy, which way doing abortion at 17, or having a baby at 17, what about school? How would the father of this girl feel, what a trauma have this wicked young man caused for this girls family? The boy wicked he deserves what he got, this generation of nowadays are a complete calamity.. She wasn't raped. Remember that dumbo |
Sports › Re: Luis Suárez Told He Isn’t Part Of Ronald Koeman’s Barcelona Plans by Keizzmann(m): 5:41pm On Aug 24, 2020 |
iyke2ken: Ronald Koeman should be wise to know that to help guide a club, as big as Fc Barcelona, in her transitioning process, would require adequate planning and time. Emphasis on time. Yes, it has become expedient for the club to move on from seeming old hands to younger players, but Players like messi, Suarez, Sergio and Pique cannot just be tossed aside, with all the collective experience they possess. Keep these old guards still, whilst you interject fresh blood, and watch how smooth the transistioning process would go. Exactly how Pep managed City, during his first season in charge. You're on point |
Crime › Re: Kano Woman Slaughters Son Like Eid-el-kabir Ram, Sent To Psychiatrist by Keizzmann(m): 6:15pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
Ijawwomaninoyo: Sent a 13 year old to ten years imprisonment and another musician to death by hanging for blasphemy, but sent a woman who slaughtered her son to a psyochiatry? Listen to yourself. How can such a person be made to stay with other people as inmates or any relation when she's obviously in a state that enables her to kil her own child with little or no remorse? Pffft |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Blame Me For Not Telling A Church Member What God Told Me As A Pastor? by Keizzmann(m): 11:02am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Beosten: I was very sure. My visions had always been 99% correct all the time. I was barely about 3 months in the ministry and you expect me to tell someone that her child should not leave Nigeria after procuring visa? I think what you need to learn about God is that he is no respecter of anyone. Hence you should also learn to not fear the person you're delivering God's message to, even more than God |