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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Mocks Adeleke, Dino Melaye At Independence Day Gala Night by kekeolu(f): 8:46am On Oct 03, 2018
One of the useful idiots. So, how many of your poor driver's children has made it so far?
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Celebrities / Re: Meet Kizz Daniel's Parent, Mother (Photo) by kekeolu(f): 8:35am On Sep 18, 2018
shreder:

Me too o
Yes o, we in Abeokuta know his father is dead. He was a lecturer at Fed. College of Education, Abeokuta. May his soul RIP.
Sports / Re: When You Are From Croatia But Your Girlfriend Is Nigerian. #WorldCup (Photo) by kekeolu(f): 8:42pm On Jun 16, 2018
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10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.
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Nigga, sell off your time travel machine ooo. It's one against Nigeria this minute.l
Education / Funaab's Former VC Case Decided by kekeolu(f): 8:38am On May 18, 2018
The allegations levelled against the former VC of Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta was finally laid to rest yesterday. See link: https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/05/fraud-court-dismisses-efcc-suit-against-senator-ogunlewe-ex-funaab-vc/
Romance / Re: 4 Reasons Why You Can't Be "Just Friends" With Your Ex by kekeolu(f): 6:16am On May 08, 2018
Depends on the relationship you had before ur break up. Me and broke up because he saw a guy who was not even a bf with me. I think we both did not handle it maturely. Decades later we are still into each other but on friendship level. Its not easy losing someone u sincerely love.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: I Have Been Battling Fibroid For 7 Years by kekeolu(f): 10:39am On Apr 26, 2018
Mutemenot:
Fibroid na moi moi na. Simple cure but very unknown to people cool

Doctor in the house, give her the cure nau.
Politics / Re: Independence Ogunewe Found Dead In Toilet (Graphic Photos) by kekeolu(f): 8:18pm On Apr 03, 2018
fx45:
You can imagine the cheap Premier Soap he's using to bathe. Little wonder he died of heart attack...


The guy was using Dettol soap, not premier.

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Politics / Re: #FREE Leah Sheribu by kekeolu(f): 9:23am On Mar 23, 2018
Its high time Christians raise up their voices in one accord. Enough of this bullshit. Nobody has monopoly of violence and rascality. Nigeria belong to us all. Christians should not be made second class citizens in this nation. Free Leah Sharibu now. #Notoreligiousintolerance.#Godrulesintheaffairsofmen.

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Politics / Re: #FREE Leah Sheribu by kekeolu(f): 9:20am On Mar 23, 2018
Its high time Christians raise up their voices in one accord. Enough of this bullshit. Nobody has monopoly of violence and rascality. Nigeria belong to us all. Christians should not be made second class citizens in this nation. Free Leah now.
Forum Games / Re: How Many Horses Do You See? (Photo) by kekeolu(f): 3:43pm On Feb 04, 2018
obatoro:
How many horses can you find in this picture?
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Romance / Re: Older Nigerian Woman Gets Married To Her Childhood Sweetheart In US. Photos by kekeolu(f): 12:11am On Jan 25, 2018
winnar:
yea, you are right.

Those childhood love are so pure, innocent and true.

Uche Ndukwu my primary 4 crush, where are thou art?
absolutely correct. There is this guy we fell apart due to immaturity. Both still wish things were different tho'
Family / Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by kekeolu(f): 8:27am On Jan 17, 2018
To me, you are looking for ways to justify your unfaithfulness. Before a woman can do such she must have seen your unpredictability and possibly your irrationality. Thumbs up for her, she's smarter than you think. Excuses such as your parents non acceptance of her is a bullshit. Marital survival is not based on excuses as these. .Success in marriage is the ability of the two people involved commitment. I can see that to you marriage is not for better for worse. How I wish we could here your wifey' s side of the story! Good luck to the unfortunate girl who thought she has seen husband!!! Pansan ta fi na iyale..........,.. Your life your cup of coffee. Men like you forming victim since that day of Adam.
Family / Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by kekeolu(f): 8:26am On Jan 17, 2018
To me, you are looking for ways to justify your unfaithfulness. Before a woman can do such she must have seen your unpredictability and possibly your irrationality. Thumbs up for her, she's smarter than you think. Excuses such as your parents non acceptance of her is a bullshit. Marital survival is not based on excuses as these. .Success in marriage is the ability of the two people involved commitment. I can see that to you marriage is not for better for worse. How I wish we could here your wifey' s side of the story! Good luck to the unfortunate girl who thought she has seen husband!!! Pansan ta fi na iyale..........,.. Your life your cup of coffee
Education / Re: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by kekeolu(f): 10:26pm On Jan 13, 2018
Ojuigo - the girl in glasses
Education / Re: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by kekeolu(f): 10:19pm On Jan 13, 2018
Ojuigo cos I use glasses.
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Wants The ‘lord’s Prayer’ Changed by kekeolu(f): 6:06pm On Dec 10, 2017
New world order tinz loading.
Religion / Re: Help!! I Have A Spirit/Marine Wife. I Need Deliverance by kekeolu(f): 5:39pm On Oct 01, 2017
Any person telling you that you don't have any problem is not telling you the truth. You need to run to Christ as fast as possible. Thank God you realized this. Go to Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, Onike Yaba . I'm sure your case will become a testimony in Jesus name. Peace.
Crime / Re: 2 Sisters Burnt To Death In Benue After Elder Sister Locked Them To See Her Man by kekeolu(f): 1:32pm On Jul 19, 2017
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How sad! This is what happens when parents send their babies to far away destinations and/or fail to care for them. Now that girl has to live with the tragedy of losing her sisters, the parents have to live with the loss of two very young children (which could have been avoided by taking PROPER care of them), and the poor sisters are completely lost to the world. What a life!

Parents, please never relinquish the duty of caring for your children to children. Send your kid to a school close by or move to an area with better schools - and still send them to school from home. I don't blame the girl if she was enticed by the prospect of boyfriend and sex. If she was with her parents they would have directed her better. Alone, she has to learn through experience what to do and what not to do. That is an impossible task for a kid. And this was the consequence.

True tàlk, some parents are grossly irresponsible. Why leave the care of toddlers to a toddler? RIP to the angels!
Literature / Re: The Wedding Night by kekeolu(f): 8:14am On Jul 04, 2017
I enter one chance bus today o no story, maka why?

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Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Want To Confess To Him by kekeolu(f): 7:34pm On Jun 04, 2017
Sincerely sis, you need to prayerfully consider your action. Seek God's face in prayers and fasting to know what to do. If you're led by the Holy Spirit to tell him then do so, if not forgive yourself and move on with your life.
Education / Re: Do You Still Remember All These Books? (Pictured) by kekeolu(f): 10:21pm On Nov 27, 2016
That 's Things fall apart by Chinua Achebe
Religion / Re: Flying In My Dreams by kekeolu(f): 12:34pm On Oct 30, 2016
Hi you've been uncousciously initiated into darkness. Seek deliverance in a true deliverance mimistry and you shall be free in Jesus name. Don't be tempted into satanism. The devil has no free gift.
Religion / Re: Flying In My Dreams by kekeolu(f): 12:32pm On Oct 30, 2016
Hi you've been uncousciously initiated into darkness. Seek deliverance in a true deliverance mimistry and you shall be free in Jesus name. Don't be tempted into satanism. The details His No free gift.

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Family / Re: Should I End The The Relationship? by kekeolu(f): 10:43pm On Oct 27, 2016
Do you take time to check out how your ex made his wealth? Don't jump from the fry pan into the fire. Look before you leap.

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Education / Re: A Student Shot During Protest In FUNAAB Today (Photos) by kekeolu(f): 7:18pm On Aug 18, 2016
[quote author=DVMtuppence post=48599161]fear not[/qudote] The security issue in UNAAB concerned students living off campus . so it is not within the campus. These students took laws into their hands to wreck havoc. We shall see the outcome of their actions of today. Especially the wanton destruction of people's property.
Family / Re: Am Looking For My Father by kekeolu(f): 7:05am On Jul 11, 2016
Really pathetic. Why don't you try the community he is from but then you have to do this discreetly.
Religion / Re: I'm Losing My Girlfriend Because Of My Disbelief... Am I Wrong? by kekeolu(f): 8:03am On Jul 08, 2016
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Part of it. But most importantly that there isn't evidence for his existence. Even if he exists, I still maintain he won't have my worship. [/quote
Whether you admit the existence of God does not change the fact that He is God. Your choice is yours. I sincerely hope it won't be too late for you. Shalom!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Celebrates His 95-Year-Old Mother. Gives Her A Peck (Photos) by kekeolu(f): 4:13pm On Jun 09, 2016
No matter how old a child is, he / she will always be a child to the parents. See tears of joy?
Crime / Re: Lekan Shonde: I Didnt Kill Ronke, My Wife, God Is My Witness by kekeolu(f): 9:03am On May 11, 2016
Its possible the woman committed suicide. An autopsy should reveal the cause of death.

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Education / Re: Student Gropes His Classmate After Saving Her From Drowning (Pictures) by kekeolu(f): 8:46am On Apr 08, 2016
Seun:
This is not ok.
Kai! The girl be one kind, But oga seun na u say eh no dey okay o. We all concur.
Romance / Re: Lady Gets Car As Traditional Marriage Gift by kekeolu(f): 5:08pm On Feb 01, 2016
Keneking:
Are they married now? Not yet. undecided
That image is a car lot located around Agidingbi in Ikeja, Lagos South West Nigeria.
The car is actually a tokunbo Toyota which is 2006 model. Fairly used automobile for a new wife undecided
Kai! Ur bad belle na first grade! grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Boyfriend Shaves Her Eyebrows Over Compliments From Guys At The Club by kekeolu(f): 5:01pm On Feb 01, 2016
Your mumuism is just loading. Stupid girl.

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