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RomanceIm A Concubine by Keketu(op): 9:59pm On Sep 16, 2018
guys it feel bad when you are the side man. cry I feel like a concubine
RomanceRe: Man Fondles Breasts, Tricks Teenager Into Sex Romp by Keketu(m): 9:56am On Sep 13, 2018
this is why I told her to
RomanceI Really Need Help All Girls Want To Date Me by Keketu(op): 3:48pm On Sep 08, 2018
I just finished an exam in school now, all my department girls where looking at me shocked some complimented my tie , some my shoe , other said the break has made me more fresh. please handsome guys how do you handle this pressure? it is too much. please help
RomanceRe: I Need Advice I'm Tired Of My Girlfriend Attitude by Keketu(m): 12:23pm On Sep 07, 2018
please don't break up with your girlfriend, I will advice you to read my post about woman and lizard , check my profile
RomanceLet Me Be The One by Keketu(op): 10:15pm On Sep 06, 2018
let me be the only one
RomanceRe: Girls Touching Small Boy Baby Joystick Must Stop!! by Keketu(op): 12:02am On Sep 06, 2018
Earthbound:
Leave them alone. That's the only time they let their guards down in public about their infatuation with the Human Penįs.
see what I'm saying! it on nairaland front page cry
RomanceRe: I Regret My Loyalty To My Girl Friend, I Am Crying In The Inside... by Keketu(m): 5:05pm On Sep 05, 2018
tayooluwole:
I have met many ladies in my life and as I am talking, this is my 1st serious relationship. Hardly my past relationship last for 2 months until this present one. Few ladies had come and gone, once any ladies' attributes doesnt fit in to my requirements, I don't waste time before I pick race to prevent the relationship going far. I met this my present gf over a year ago and since then, things have been running fine, in fact, she changed my perception that not all ladies are bad. I developed a very hot love for her along the line and she did the same. Since we love ourselves, cheating on her never come to mind even for once. Why do I need alternative gf since she gave me everything I want as far as relationship is concerned... and of course, I know that not cheating on her will save me many things. We were in the same town for almost a year before it was necessary for us both to depart for a far-distnace place to hustle. To cut it short, i came down to lag, while she remain in town because she is a student there while the town is my own home town. All trough the sailment of our love, I never had another girl friend ( she self knows this fact ) and I never suspect her of the same. Though, she has many toasters that she kept talking to on phone. For almost 3 months now, I have not seen her, we only talked on phone. Anytime, we are on phone she always profess her love and tell me how much she has missed me.

This is where I am having headache, like a month ago, she went to thier village, anytime she is in village, I can not call her except if she locate network and call me her self. It's almost 2 weeks now that my gf has called me and I can not call her my self. I was so disturbed that I had to call her brother using female voice to at least know what is happening... Her borther picked up and told me that my gf has left for school ( town ) like 4 days ago, i asked him that her number has not been going though, her brother told me that nothing happened to her number... her brother gave me her number which is quiet different from her usual number. Which means she purposely removed her normal SIM to prevent me from reaching her.

Omo I was emotionally knocked down, almost immediately, I called her with the new number and immediately she heard my voice she became mute as if network was not ok...

I said ok no p, so I called one of my guy in the town to help me run a check on her if she is actually in town, without wasting time, my guy went straight to her house and lo and behold, my guy met her gidigba in the house in her room. NO BODY WAS IN THE HOUSE except she and the guy that has been disturbing her for date. This guy happened to be staying in the same house with her, different rooms. All other housemates have gone to thier respective home due to strike.

Well, without wasting time, my guy handed phone to her that I wanted to talk to her, she could not say anything but was prevaricating that she has no phone again that's y she could not call to inform me about her presence in town. She told me she arrived town( school) yesterday, whereas her brother told me that she had left for town like 4 days ago. I was so devastated. I proposed to her that I will coming right from lagos to town to atleast see her, since its been a long time, she told me not to stress and bother my self, since she is leaving for her village again tomorrow.

At this juncture, I was in short of words but had to express my dissatisfaction about her excuses with few words.

As I am talking now, there is no way I can call her since she said she has no phone, whereas her brother gave me her new number which is actually going, but she is acting smart anytime I call the number...

Do not forget, i called her on my friends phone and my frined has already left her house for his own place.

As i am now, i am emotionally down, though she emotionally professed her love to me while we were talking on phone but I am not comfortable... To me, she has been running things behind me. And this a girl I so much love and decided to not cheat on her no matter what.

I did send her money any time she is in need. I am in pain cos my trust was smartly betrayed...

Guys, I don't know if I should still count on her as my forever partner...
this is why I advice my fellow girlfriend not to express emotion they feel to their girlfriends cry
RomanceMy Advice To My Fellow Girlfriend's by Keketu(op): 2:56pm On Sep 05, 2018
please never ever confess your feeling to my girlfriend, since the day I confess my feeling to my girlfriend she has been beaten me cry
RomanceGirls Touching Small Boy Baby Joystick Must Stop!! by Keketu(op): 5:29pm On Sep 02, 2018
There has been a trend since time ages that Nigerian female use to disrespect our joystick please stop touching our joystick angry
RomanceWhat Are The Sign Your Girlfriend Show Whenever She Wants To Beat You by Keketu(op): 2:48pm On Sep 02, 2018
Some people has say their eyes become big and they do their fest so you will see it ? is this true? share yours shocked
RomanceSnake Spirit In Female? by Keketu(op): 10:19pm On Aug 11, 2018
please I had a good time with a girl but when I was checking our picture after the date I found that her head shape in triangle and her tongue look like snake own shocked
RomanceRe: Help, I’m Looking For This Lady by Keketu(m): 9:58pm On Aug 11, 2018
nanauju:
Nobody even asked him why he's looking for her huh
hello
RomanceRe: Help, I’m Looking For This Lady by Keketu(m): 9:57pm On Aug 11, 2018
PierreAbutu:
I lost contact with my friend and course mate at the Agbani campus of the Nigerian Law School, in Enugu State. Her name is Mercy Idi Danga, and she’s from Taraba State. We were at the Law School during the 2013/2014 academic session. My phone spoilt and I lost her phone number in the process. If anyone on this forum knows her and has her contact, please kindly quote me with her contact. These are my phone numbers in case anyone knows or has her phone numbers: 07065357351, 08107490958
Thanks in advance.
look you this boy, you have dreaming wake up!!! when guy dream and start making girl no one thing in there universe the will start like it? undecided
RomanceRe: There Is Only One Lady Fit For Marriage In Nairaland - Keketu by Keketu(op): 7:53pm On Aug 05, 2018
Lozano:
And who is the one nairaland lady?
hello
RomanceRe: There Is Only One Lady Fit For Marriage In Nairaland - Keketu by Keketu(op): 7:52pm On Aug 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...


And Who Is The Scientist?


If You Are Seeking Female Attention Here. This Method Is Already Cliche-ridden
look a got 500 pm day okay? I'm a very popular figure here undecided
RomanceRe: There Is Only One Lady Fit For Marriage In Nairaland - Keketu by Keketu(op): 3:52pm On Aug 05, 2018
donbachi:
How u take know?and wetin u use measure dem....destiny killer.
not talking from ordinary undecided
RomanceRe: There Is Only One Lady Fit For Marriage In Nairaland - Keketu by Keketu(op): 3:51pm On Aug 05, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
Ftc!!!!! Finally!!!



! Op..... Are you Married yourself? stop giving advice if you lack experience. You can't give what you don't have.
I have a girlfriend
RomanceThere Is Only One Lady Fit For Marriage In Nairaland - Keketu by Keketu(op): 11:17am On Aug 05, 2018
it has finally been discovered by scientist that many ladies on nairaland is not fit to put at home for marriage cry
RomanceMy Girlfriend Wants To Impregnated Me Please Help! by Keketu(op): 3:06pm On Jul 15, 2018
please help my girlfriend said it is time to take our relationship to another level that we are not getting younger, I'm still young to have a baby now, and I'm still in school undecided
RomanceWetclef Please Stop Saying Guys Are Not Good Enough by Keketu(op): 11:09am On Jul 13, 2018
please it annoying us. we are guys and we are the future of Nigeria! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel When A Guy Has Boner In Public by Keketu(op): 7:09pm On Jul 07, 2018
Blakjewelry:
Lil nothing you no go see for nairaland
Woman wrapper
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel When A Guy Has Boner In Public by Keketu(op): 7:08pm On Jul 07, 2018
daewoorazer:
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Senate should ban mobile for under 18 individuals

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I am in my twenties undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel When A Guy Has Boner In Public by Keketu(op): 7:06pm On Jul 07, 2018
Jamariwolff:
See your black ugly face. Sit down and be asking ladies nonsense.
look here lady, I'm not here to to cancel the mainland law, I am here to fulfill it. undecided
RomanceLadies How Do You Feel When A Guy Has Boner In Public by Keketu(op): 4:45pm On Jul 07, 2018
Please ladies how do you feel when you see a guy has boner in public who is wearing boxer?
RomanceMy Girlfriend Store My Number Has Oga Yellow by Keketu(op): 7:43pm On May 04, 2018
Please if my girlfriend store my number as Oga Yellow, what does she mean?
RomanceRe: Fake Advice For Guys by Keketu(op): 2:14pm On Apr 28, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
embarassed

Warrisdis?
This is the divine revelation sent to me by Awioriori � in my quest for understanding why the average relationship is in shamble in today Nigeria marriage all over the world.
RomanceFake Advice For Guys by Keketu(op): 1:54pm On Apr 28, 2018
1.Buy her food
2. Wash her pant
3. Say I am sorry
4. Give her breast milk
I think the world is in its end of days huh
RomanceWhy Are Girls Shy Around Me? by Keketu(op): 9:17am On Apr 17, 2018
I need answers! angry
RomanceRe: 10 Nairalanders Looking At Me Lustful by Keketu(op): 9:58am On Apr 10, 2018
Lalas247:
grin a nighg filled with sin lol make i no spoil you lipsrsealed It was good thanks
You know this Op?
highpriestess:
hahagringrin
nope,I dont know him,lol.

Romance10 Nairalanders Looking At Me Lustful by Keketu(op): 8:01pm On Apr 09, 2018
1. Rokia. Lust rate 87% https://www.nairaland.com/rokia2
2. Upset Lust rate 78% https://www.nairaland.com/theupsetgirl
3. Deborah. Lust rate 76 % https://www.nairaland.com/makydebbie
4. Lala angry Lust rate 64% https://www.nairaland.com/lalas247
5. Sleek Lust rate 62% https://www.nairaland.com/prettysleek
6. Succubus. Lust rate 53% https://www.nairaland.com/queensuccubus
7. Bbstar Lust rate 52 % https://www.nairaland.com/sexybbstar
8. Rozzayy Lust rate 51% https://www.nairaland.com/rozzayy
9. Nike Lust rate 50% https://www.nairaland.com/nikkflexible
10. Grace Lust rate 49% https://www.nairaland.com/mzgracie



Please stop am not that type of guy

undecided
EducationRe: Richard Akindele, OAU Professor In Sex For Mark Accusation Scandal (Leaked Audio by Keketu(m): 7:30pm On Apr 09, 2018
I said it in these thread https://www.nairaland.com/4442284/how-nepa-destroy-relationship , finally you see !

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