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Rokia2:
They are so cute. Praying for twins or better still triplets.

Funny how i go two girl pregnant last year and both were confirm to be twins. Although it were aborted. Try me

LessNoise:
LMAO

Lmao, see the research to the survey i made https://www.nairaland.com/18187/girl-giving-guy-gifts-money/2

Topestbilly:
Lward!!! My chest.

One more press and it will broke!

eruchboy:
Trash

Bro do you know nairaland has been known as one of the most informative site in tge world? check the survey for real

Kenzico:

seun ban these boy

olihilistic:
Lol... Good luck sha

Check the survey bro

SIaye:
Hahahaha bro this thing sweet me for body o but only say I can't stand anything ugly or fat if not as I cute wella so if I follow this your thread ehnn I go collect money tire

Hahahahaha

purem:
When u think some will have sense in 2018

They will prove u wrong

Annoying thing is, they will still had stupidity to senselessness

I am posting according to survey. check

olihilistic:
What do you need a lady's money for?

According to survey,that is why it is like that.

SIaye:
Hhhahahahahaahahahhahahahahaha

Hshahahshahahaha

shinarlaura:
Keketu the love of ny life

Thank dear

Elparaiso:
How many threads on the same topic?

This is the original, that boy copy me

marooh:
If you're broke and your woman is paying your rent then it's your role to scream during sex. You can't be useless day and night

Haha i remember my wife

ekensi01:
I'm not interested.

The the thing about a lady giving a guy money is simply the way the guy relates with her not a process to follow.

OP receive sense

Do you know in nigeria people are more prone to recieve money from another person other than their family member?

mikejj:
haha keketu!! i need business advice can u b of help

Contact my boy Seun.

My name is keke and am wise....please call me Kekewise Since time immemorial , it's always been the male folk that spend money on ladies, often time the male gender do this to either attract or impress the female gender. But most times we tend to forget that some of these ladies we spend money on, have even more money than we do, thus we end up fulfilling the biblical prophesy that says " we go collect from those wey no get and give am to those wey get " So I have been able to device a new way to make men collect money from ladies no matter how broke they are. NB: the motive is to make them fall in love, collect money, and not to fall in love yourself 1. Go for fat girls : fat girls have over the ages been known to be so self conscious, and most times suffer inferiority complex, and trust me they always have money.... approach them and spoil them with flattery, make them feel special, take them out on jus 2 dates and don't act like u are ashamed to be with them, let them fall in love with u over time, then u withdrawal back and act strange to them once u know they are in love with u, when they start asking questions about your sudden change...start making ur demands, start by asking for small money like (20k),then progress as time goes on....u go chop their money tire 2. Go for girls with tribal mark : girls with tribal mark are also very self conscious , they will use any type of pancake and foundation to cover up those marks, once u spot them, u have struck Gold, assess and approach them, most of them always have money.... let's not forget this mark was engraved on them by either their parents or grandparents, so they have little control over it, even though they always feel bad about it Approach them and make them know we all have tribal marks on our body, jus that majority of us have it on our palm..tell them about how girls with tribal mark turns u on and remind u of ur own mother Most importantly take them out on dates and don't be ashamed to be with them, introduce them to friends and make them feel relaxed, once they start falling in love with u..pls withdrawal and change ur attitude suddenly....once they start asking questions about ur sudden change in attitude, make ur demands by cooking up fictitious stories about u needing money desperately..tribal mark girls will go to any extent to get u that money 3. Go for Ugly girls : "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" goes the popular saying. But what if u make yourself the beholder Let's not be deceived, just like we have day and night, so do we have pretty and ugly girls Pretty girls often time get all the attention, while the ugly ones get little or absolutely no attention, so let's focus on the ugly ones Ugly girls are everywhere, but we usually don't take notice of them cos we consider them ugly, but let's not forget, many of these ugly girls have money Once u spot an ugly girl, approach with care, cos they usually find it strange that anybody will even approach them, Don't compliment them at all on their looks, cos u will only make matters worse, just ask to be friends with them, hang out with them, introduce them to friends and ask to know any of her own friends if she has any...I doubt tho Ugly girls are always so romantic but lack experience , so spoil them with attention, and don't ever be ashamed to be with them,.."never forget the motive is money" Girl usually fall in love fast easily but ugly girls fall in love faster and absolutely . When u notice how head over heels she is with u, withdrawal immediately, cook up story and demand for money to fix a quick issue. She will do anything to find that money 4. Disabled or handicapped girls : this girls have more money than u can ever think about, find a girl with disability and u have struck raw cash This handicapped girls are most times so lonely, they know the are last in the food chain of a man's demands. And also have very few admirers Once u spot an handicapped girl, approach with all sense of seriousness. they love flattery and attention, and trust me, they have wild fantasies Take her out on a date to see a movie, laugh and make her feel so comfortable, call her often to make her feel so relaxed with u, she will fall in love with in less than 72 hours, Repeat same process as above, and make ur demands, handicapped girls are known to be the highest givers of money to guys.. 5. Ladies that are desperately in need of husband : This ladies that are very mature, usually within the ages of 30-44, anything beyond that age Na sugar mummy Trust me this ladies have money. But that money is not always easy to collect because they also have experience When u spot a lady within that age bracket without a man yet, don't be intimidated by their age or what they have acquired, the motive is to fleece them of their money Approach them and ask to be friends with them, never ask for anything further besides friendship, give them " passive attention " use her pictures as DP as often as possible, write sweet things about her and always tag her, so she can see it. Make her see how deeply in love u are with her, without even toasting her . When she feels comfortable enough with your presence, go out in dates with her She will gradually start to fall for u, this often takes time, but once u notice that she's already in love withdrawal back and do the needful pretty ladies can also be fleeced of money, but u need to be a fine boy too CAUTION law of reversibility may take effect while practicing any of these... jus so u know, the law of reversibility states that " if you feel a certain way, u will act in a manner consistent with the feeling, But if u act in a manner consistent with that feeling even if u don't feel like it, the law of reversibility will create a feeling consistent with your action No go hook urself if u no get mind o!

mikejj:
that girl selling orange at lagos ibadan expressway will come too.

That your girlfriend? he came.

bro do you know you are mad? no. your medicine? Castrationby 2pp worm in the belly. fool boy fool boy fooooooool.

All these without wear fine shoe will not work on woman.

Rickjordan:
Does that mean you finally give up on that your crush??

It was juju.

MrHistorian:
Get a life. . . .

All nairaland female will appreciate this post. Do you know how of them are praying for a rich boyfriend like me?

A lot of female have been lining up to see the millionaire bad boy keketu in real. Finally the millionaire bad boy has decided to meet up with these female too has he is set to attend the beach party nairaland is holding.
In is word he said ' Millionaire boyfriend are hard to come by this days but finally nairaland ladies jump for joy, i will be at the beach party' he concluded.
source http://Www.wikipedia.com

SpareNo1:
Are you dyslexic?

Who is he?

SpareNo1:
goodnight mr keketu

For believing it is toll to say a true fact proven by scientis may two cpckroach chop you small tonight

SpareNo1:
what you mean satistic? And what scientist?

It official satistic and it has been proven by scientist.

boiz2men:
Alright, point noted. Maybe I just wanted to say "hey miss, your booobs look attractive" without sounding pervasive

That was a subtle compliment with a little humour.

So hi

Never ever say her boib look attractive again okay?

boiz2men:
I wouldn't want to derail this thread. Do you mind?

Or don't you reply pms too?


(that cliche is well known on here. I checked your signature and personal text, I didn't see that)

Yes she mind!! Please bro never ever talk in this thread again. Dont ever ever send her PM okay?

Tosinex:
I'm more concerned about your signature bruv..what a mental situation Hahahahaha hahaha

I dated two mode after i find out.

myself13:
these yorubas seff.. I will just keep fvckin' their pussy..they made it more affordable.i love their shaky shaky big ass women.

Bro dont tell me you are one of those boy that use to use vasline on yoruba women after seeing thire picture. Because whay you say up there is not the true