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One day, you and your crush will be watching telemodo, then after the guy is about to be romantic, NEPA will take light. You will try to on lantern and your crush will complain that it use to pepper eyes and cause mosquitor to come, you will say okay lets use your phone touchlight, but your crush will be wowed and ask why will you waste my battery? you are wicked!! Then you will say shut up! Dont ever use the word on me again and you will hit with pillow then you crush will tear small cloth and beat you with it Amen!

amani63:
see as you fine reach
Na to criticize you like

What's your problem brother

Amala

Please guys the best advice in the world never never in your life say Lady ! Say Money.

Bullshit

this thread is for the grown and sexy. if you are not pleased with the topic, just read and move on. nairaland has different sections with exuberant threads, you could visit those other sections. no derailing here. Guys, what's your experience with infinitesimal bress? did you chase heroff stylishly? did you let her get in there with you? A boy was sharing her experience with infinitesimal bress he said, the lady was lanky and all. you know as a lanky lady, you would have pictured all sort of naughty things about her engine . he did that too. the guy got to know him and you know something led to something, he found himself in the girl's house. when he got there,mama was all touchy . mama couldn't wait. according to her, she had a glamorous beauty. when they were about to get to business, when the girl undressed, he saw something amazing, his bress was infinitesimal. he managed to give her Mouth Action buh he did not allow her get in there with her. he said he can not allow something as small as that to enter him pvssy.

Yello paw paw leave me alone o Yellow paw paw stop pastering me o Yellow paw paw i say i no do o Yellow paw paw Yello paw paw

Paw paw is a kind of fruit sweet like sugar yellow like fanta everybody like pawpaw PAW PAW'!!






Thank.

Look you dis boy chatting and getting lay is not a rocket scientis. I get over 3 girl per month on nairaland every annum. Chatting is meant to be enjoy all.i see is you using your tactic to beg girls = no natural charm. Other are using flower , you are using tactic and mathematic fomular. If i put all this energy into book , learn and finally get 1st class (honours) and work in oil company i will be laying my wife (misstechy) everynight . Misstechy hi

To all the nairaland ladies i have started negotiation and i am about to seal the deal a buy myself Super Clean 2012 MB E350 car.

500k ? cash?

Guidette:
Do Naija men even know what the feminist movement brought to this world? Women working to earn a living. So if you are a man looking for a working woman, but hate "feminists", then you are complicit in this movement. Why not get you a housewife and stop complaining about anything. Don't do business with women at all, like visiting female doctors or lawyers or pharmacists or bankers or engineers. Afterall, women need to be in the house only nurturing and taking care of your kids while men go and bring the daily bread home, right?

Don't be two faced or hypocritical. You cannot be anti-feminism yet be a party to why it existed in the very first place then. Just my 2 cents.

Look woman being a Lawyer or Doctor does not make a girl feminist , Okay?

Spaxon:
uncle hope you know i school in chicago.. how will i see you.. cus i come home once every six months

haa no dont see me i cant afford to get another pregnancy in my hand

Spaxon:
uncle you stop na..... there are many fine girls on this forum

Ha she call me uncle. see dont think im very black like my profile picture. it the camera im light skin handsome and rich im a student but im rich i have my own apartment in school with cd player and i have my own gas cooker

Spaxon:
nope

Spaxon please i love you i been crying since i saw your profile picture please

Finally the form is out after alot of postponing..
Please print this and fill it as truthful as posible ( this we increase your chance of your application reaching me)


Name ....................................................................


Birthday ....................................................................


Birthplace ....................................................................


Boob Size ....................................................................


Back Size ....................................................................


Potbelly ? (YES) (NO)


Workout ? (YES) (NO)


Virgin ? (YES) (NO)


Mouth Odour ? (YES) (NO) (MANAGABLE)

V Odour ? (YES - (Fish) (rotten fish) (acidic) (dead animal) (normal) ) (NO)

Can Cook ? (YES) (NO) (Can make Eba)


Best Ses Style ....................................................................


Worst Ses Style ....................................................................


Mouth Action Giver ? (YES) (NO)



Mouth Action Taker ? (YES) (NO)



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I hope it not cold dear? if it is the dream of me.... <3

Good morning misstechy

Good morning misstechy , How is your body now?

RuthDaniels:
Lol...You wouldn't want me lying to you, right?

How's your weekend going?

Fine i just finish eating yam

RuthDaniels:

Are you that big?

Yeah am about 7 inch

LadyGoddiva:
I don’t like human beings I don’t like the sun Phone calls irritate me and I hardly ever answer them My phone is ALWAYS on silent mode I hate alcohol. I think it tastes gross. I like to watch stuff that are morbid, bizarre and disturbing. I get irritated by body contact.
Those are seven

Hello lady you need a man like me in you . life

Good morning MissTechy

Please who know where MissTechy office is in lagos ?

Evablizin:



They're cute,wishing them all the best.

Hello when are we going to do our welding ?

QueenSuccubus:


I don't wear one..i don't wear panty when im home..

Okay. What is the colour of the bra you are wearing now? Please this is official nairaland survey

Grey

Yello

Green

Pink

Blue

White

Red

Black