ayaomen:
you know how many people don hit the place wey you dey hit now?

At least I don't know na.But the thought of knowing that my babe can date someone like Segun, go shrink my Pee pee.

Toyin, that your invincible Lawyer dey try o; to hit that place after Segun don hit am. Just go for alignment and balancing because Segun fit don use agbero power shift something.

Oga abeg,face front.

Bobrisky onye ochi boo.
Like seriously, I pity this Bobrisky because,it seems his actions are beyond his control.

Too bad.
Babe RIP.
In your next life, leave prick alone.

Aje-butter!

I can only see Susu aka Mama G, G for General.

Ellabae:
Just come nd collect chilled one from my fridge. I won't charge u to cure ur hypertension.

Thank you very much my dear. I am coming .

bettercreature:
You want to renew your money ritual? Issokay.

Taa! I ga agbo ego ole? Na your type go give counterfeit money.

bettercreature:
Send the money.Name... Omosare Omogun Igi. access bank acc/0093877712

You are sending account for common zobo 50 naira? Abeg, I dey house,comman collect it.

bettercreature:
You are a dullard! You know her shop and still asking us.

Abeg you fit go junction buy am for me? I get hypertension.

Buhari, I am sending the holy spirit your way. Holy ghost fire!!!

Really? Please where is that woman that sells zobo at my junction? Come and give me zobo to cure the hypertension that Buhari's hardships has caused.

It is the humanity in you that makes one a christian and not the congregation you belong to, how many bible verses you can quote, or speaking in tongues. Remember, the greatest commandment of all is love your neighbour as you love yourself.