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Romance / Re: Zambian Man Caught Having Sex With Married Pregnant Woman (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 10:48pm On May 30, 2018
The rate married women are cheating now is unprecedented.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Sam Ojo Requests For Plot Of Land Before Deliverance - Pictures, Video by Kelamma(m): 2:37pm On May 30, 2018
Both the pastors and the people that go to such churches are mad!

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Celebrities / Re: "Davido Does Not Carry Olosho" - Donjazzy Defends Davido After Being Accused. by Kelamma(m): 4:25pm On May 29, 2018
SirBunky85:
lol,utaba kwa?ana m anyi araa?bia enyi a,akparikwalam o
Lol. Udo. grin
Career / Re: EDC Official Electrocuted In Isawo, Ikorodu (Video) by Kelamma(m): 1:13pm On May 29, 2018
These people can take safety measures for granted. They forget that one day, monkey go go market, e no go return.

RIP.
Celebrities / Re: "Davido Does Not Carry Olosho" - Donjazzy Defends Davido After Being Accused. by Kelamma(m): 1:12pm On May 29, 2018
SirBunky85:
lol,onye anwuru.
Nwanne onwerokwa ihe m selu. Malu ma obu ginwa kpolu utaba tupu quote m. grin
Crime / Re: Abia School Gang-Rape: Virgin Girls Separated From Non-Virgins, Raped & Injured by Kelamma(m): 1:04pm On May 29, 2018
What a nasty, traumatic experience. Accept my sympathies girls.
Please law enforcement agencies, do something.

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Celebrities / Re: "Davido Does Not Carry Olosho" - Donjazzy Defends Davido After Being Accused. by Kelamma(m): 1:03pm On May 29, 2018
SirBunky85:
odika egbuwara gi isi okwaya?
Nna si na my mention puo. Gasie ike osiso.
Crime / Re: Man Brutalises His Wife After An Argument (Graphic Photos) by Kelamma(m): 11:37am On May 29, 2018
Go and win medals in boxing for Nigeria,he won't.
Coward. Flexing muscles for a woman.If he sees Anthony Joshua or Maywhether now, he will pick race and turn to peace maker. Idiot.

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Politics / Re: Tompolo, Ateke Tom, General Shoot-At-Sight, Boyloaf, Pledge Support For FG by Kelamma(m): 10:17am On May 29, 2018
Espeakilekwe! shocked
Asi ocha! White lies!
Find another strategy. This one don cast.
Education / Re: JAMB Reveals How Hackers Try To Leak UTME Questions by Kelamma(m): 10:16am On May 29, 2018
webincomeplus:

When we see people who have failed JAMB repeatedly, we know them through shitty posts like this!

They started with "cancel post-UTME". Now, someone is calling for the cancellation of JAMB. Later you'll call for the abolition of university education in Nigeria.

If you think JAMB is a problem, there are alternative ways to gain admission. And if you still can't cope with those, then tertiary education isn't a must.

Wait are you for real? Direct applications to colleges? Here in Nigeria?
My dear,things evolve. Even humans evolved so why can't Nigerian educational system? Jamb has actually done more bad than good if you ask me. People's dreams are been shattered. A lot of change of courses and derailing of career path because of jamb. These are people that if given a chance would impact positively in their intended career. Jamb has actually shown me that some examinations and tests are not really a true test of intellectual capabilities.

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Crime / Re: Client Ties Lagos Prostitute's Neck With Rope, Tries To Kill Her After Sex by Kelamma(m): 10:05am On May 29, 2018
Ashawo no be work o! Them no go hear am.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Call For The Removal Of Age Barrier In FG Jobs by Kelamma(m): 10:01am On May 29, 2018
Jokers! Putting age barrier on the one common man Will get,yet they want to be great grand fathers and still be eligible to contest elections.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Looks Like Jackie Appiah? - Davido's The Chef Chi Agrees by Kelamma(m): 9:41am On May 29, 2018
If you like resemble Shrek. So this one is now a celebrity?The power of Davido's Assurance!!
Alot of girls be crying now and their prayer points like;

"God send me my own 'Davido'."

"Father God, does this girl Chioma have two heads? "

"God show your power and send my Assurance "
Education / Re: JAMB Reveals How Hackers Try To Leak UTME Questions by Kelamma(m): 9:25am On May 29, 2018
JAMB is actually useless to the educational system. There should be a way of easing into college directly after high school. Either through direct applications to the colleges or via scholarship. Every thing for Nigeria na muscle. Too hard to do any thing in this country.

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Celebrities / Re: "Davido Does Not Carry Olosho" - Donjazzy Defends Davido After Being Accused. by Kelamma(m): 9:25am On May 29, 2018
Don Jazzy is even a suspect undecided . Marry he no gree.Village people do you something?

Davido sure looks like someone who will have Oloshos' no on auto dial.Chioma nwanne m beware of sharing your Assurance.

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Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Kelamma(m): 10:52pm On May 28, 2018
Wow! The girl is a multitasker o. Gbenshing and speaking in tongues combined! Please give that girl some accolades.
As for Op, you better look for the real born agains to fire prayers on top your head. Aunty Karishika has finished your blood.

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Celebrities / Re: Iheoma Nnadi Slams Diamond Ink Events Design, Her Wedding Planner by Kelamma(m): 5:13pm On May 27, 2018
Madam,shebi the time that you are supposed to use to cook for your oga ,that you are wasting on social media callout? Ok continue. Don't carry yourself and enter house e hear?

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Crime / Re: Mastermind Of Orekoya Kids Kidnapped By Nanny, Arrested 3 Years Later by Kelamma(m): 2:59pm On May 26, 2018
Coward! You ran away and left your wife whom you persuaded to perpetuate the act, alone to face the music abi? You are not a husband material.
Health / Re: Catholic Priest Infected With Ebola In Congo As Bishops Pray For Him Afar. by Kelamma(m): 1:46pm On May 26, 2018
TheCongo2:


You are wrong. The bible says not to put God to the test. You can't enter a burning furnace deliberately and expect God to save you.

Matthew chapter 4: 5- 7

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

“‘He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’[c]”

7 Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[d]”
After all your quotations, please, the diseased people that Jesus or his disciples healed, did they stand at one mile?

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Health / Re: Catholic Priest Infected With Ebola In Congo As Bishops Pray For Him Afar. by Kelamma(m): 12:51pm On May 26, 2018
The days of going into the lion's den and entering a burning furnace are long gone. Bishop! Na so life dey sweet you?!
#whatwouldJesusdo

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Politics / Re: Nairalander has been Elected as State Organising Secretary Of APC Sokoto State by Kelamma(m): 11:26am On May 26, 2018
Please, I beg you for onething embarassed. Let me supply the 'ghana must go' bag that you will use to pack your own share.

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Politics / Re: A Soldier Posted To Maiduguri Since 2014 Thanks God After 4 Years In Borno by Kelamma(m): 12:48pm On May 25, 2018
Your mama and wife Will fight over who will prepare your first meal. Enough enjoyment awaits you!

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Politics / Re: Reply To Reno Omokri: How Mbaka Openly Criticised Buhari by Kelamma(m): 12:40pm On May 25, 2018
Mbaka himself knows that these are perilous and precarious times. He no fit open mouth dey shout anyhow. Unlike when he was shouting 'bad luck ' upandan enjoying freedom of speech. Now he knows that there is a possibility that strange things might happen if he yarn anyhow. Wise man he is indeed.

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Celebrities / Re: Rechael Okonkwo Realeses 31st Pre-birthday Photos by Kelamma(m): 12:33pm On May 25, 2018
'Pre' is fast becoming the most abused prefix.
Crime / Re: See Burial Poster Of Sergeant Akin Who Was Killed By Policeman In Rivers State(p by Kelamma(m): 12:16am On May 25, 2018
oshomoshi:

Lord have mercy!!!
This one you are shouting "Lord have mercy " up and down, are you a pastor apprentice? You wan open church? Add Halleluya join too. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage, Wizkid And Awilo Longomba Hang Out In London (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 10:00pm On May 24, 2018
Hmmm. sad The effect of changing prick has started showing on aunty Tiwa o. Chai! Wizkid you better watch out before they will use you to renew their youthfulness.

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Crime / Re: See Burial Poster Of Sergeant Akin Who Was Killed By Policeman In Rivers State(p by Kelamma(m): 4:38pm On May 24, 2018
They are now killing themselves. Is it karma at work? Well, RIP if you haven't shed innocent blood.
Crime / Re: Man Butchered His Wife Over Misunderstanding (Graphic Photos) by Kelamma(m): 4:32pm On May 24, 2018
shocked
The man dey work for abattoir?

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Crime / Re: Police Launch Investigation Into Video Of Officer Attacking A Girl In Delta by Kelamma(m): 4:23pm On May 24, 2018
Na so. undecided As if they don't know that most Olopa assault and intimidate the common man. The question is, what is Olopa looking for in a woman's pants? Did he forget his small pin prick inside the pants? Abi he like the girl but as a jew man, he no fit arrange am hence resorting to violence?
All I know is say no to police brutality!!
Celebrities / Re: ''ogun Kee You And Your Vote'' - Teddy A Says To Annoying Fan by Kelamma(m): 4:15pm On May 24, 2018
This kain fan na wa o.Bad investment grin. Zaddy oya pay him his money because to say the truth, you had a good game going until you started kukere movement in the toilet.

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Health / Re: Drop A Suggestion On How To Solve The NMA Vs Johesu Issue? by Kelamma(m): 11:23am On May 22, 2018
They should all mind their lane and stop putting eye into the other's remuneration. You guys are better off than some other civil servants...but greed will not allow you people see road. Ask teachers that give their all to train and groom people how far. Greedy bunch. If I am government eh, no work, no pay.

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Celebrities / Re: Newly Engaged Toyin Aimakhu Hopes To Get Pregnant Before Marriage by Kelamma(m): 10:12am On May 22, 2018
QueenFusa16:

Mr I know too much
Segun or Seun?
Madam correcter, shebi the two start with S and end with N?? Help me remove the G.

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