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Politics / Re: 2019 Elections: Buhari To Sign Peace Accord With Atiku, Others by Kelamma(m): 3:50pm On Dec 11, 2018
Buhari make sure you keep to your own end of the bargain when you lose because you too like fight and quarrel. Shedding of blood means nothing to you considering what you said in 2011 and the aftermath. Innocent corpers had to pay with their lives.

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Celebrities / Re: Jason Njoku 38th Birthday: Wife, Mary Remmy Njoku Celebrates Her Husband by Kelamma(m): 3:43pm On Dec 11, 2018
This woman and the likes of Chioma Chukwuka should be the perfect role models for our girls ....but will they agree? They would rather make the likes of Tonto Dike , Sonia Ogbonna their role model.


Mary, Jason is a lucky chap to have you. You are very modest and homely.

Happy birthday Big guy. May God bless u.

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda's Outfit To Her Brother's Wedding (photos) by Kelamma(m): 10:03pm On Dec 09, 2018
Love is indeed blind lipsrsealed

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Education / Re: A Teacher Brutalized A 2-Year-Old Girl Because She Pooped (Disturbing Photo) by Kelamma(m): 6:03pm On Nov 30, 2018
The frustrated animal that did this is not supposed to be any where near a school as a staff.

If it were to be my child, both the proprietor and the teacher would be in police custody writing their statement on how they brutalized a 2 year-old baby.

The person below me asking that rhetorical question, did it occur to you that the mom might be working or hustling? The society we live in has made it so that women now hustle like men,if not more. This has adversely affected all and sundry.

Kudos to all hardworking mothers out there trying to balance things in their families. You guys rock.

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Politics / Re: Ganduje, Akpabio, Others, Visit Governor Okorocha At People's House, Owerri by Kelamma(m): 7:34pm On Nov 29, 2018
Conglomerate of Bribe takers,looters and delusional statue makers.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Seen Assaulting A Man Who Refused To “settle” Them In Benin by Kelamma(m): 7:34pm On Nov 29, 2018
*singing*
Oga police e
Wetin be dis e
You just dey stress me, dey vex me
Na which kind yawa be dis e
Why you doing dis e
Oh, no...................

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Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Posthumous Trial Of F-SARS Operative Who Killed LASTMA Official by Kelamma(m): 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2018
Story. The whole police no be the same? Abeg leave matter for Matthias.
A clear case of Every dog dey chop shit, but na the one wey chop finish carry am for mouth, na em them dey call shit eater.

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Politics / Re: Owl Found On Akwa Ibom House Of Assembly Speaker’s Seat by Kelamma(m): 2:26pm On Nov 29, 2018
Archaic and diabolic fools parading as our leaders.

Common owl,they are disturbing us. If it was a viper nko? Trump go hear am. Cowards.

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Politics / Re: The Exhibits Police Are Using Against Deji Adeyanju & Others – PIX by Kelamma(m): 2:25pm On Nov 29, 2018
Shameless and lawless nigeria police.

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Celebrities / Re: AY And Wife, Mabel Makun Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary by Kelamma(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2018
AY and his watery comedy.

Happy anniversary sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Looks Chic In A New Denim Gown by Kelamma(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2018
Which polithiefians is she going to service now?

Waka waka. Your leg cannot stay at a place, always on the move .

Prick kill you there.

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Crime / Re: FSARS Officer Who Killed LASTMA Official Dies After Being Beaten By Mob In Lagos by Kelamma(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2018
Tit for tat. The mosaic law.

RIP

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Crime / Re: Notorious Kidnappers Who Abducted Female Customs Officer, Arrested. Photos by Kelamma(m): 1:58pm On Nov 29, 2018
You guys are going to live large in jail. tongue

Greedy,lazy ass motherfùckers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Are Some Bosses Abusive To Their Employees? by Kelamma(m): 9:35pm On Nov 28, 2018
Simply because most of them, their hand no pure. If they tell you what they did to be where they are, you go find blanket because cold go catch you.
So they are generally angry and stingy towards normal people.

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Crime / Re: Young Lady Found Lying Unclad Near A Church In Benin, Edo State. Photos by Kelamma(m): 9:29pm On Nov 28, 2018
Even the devil himself dey respect naija people. This one go still shock satan.

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Crime / Re: Two Sex Predators Arrested In Lagos by Kelamma(m): 7:46pm On Nov 28, 2018
angry Castration is advised in this case.

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Family / Re: Parents, Always Pay Attention To Your Children's Talents by Kelamma(m): 7:36pm On Nov 28, 2018
Exactly! If parents had paid attention, they would have discovered that their girls were developing olosho aka slay mamarism talent and stopped it. They would have saved us decent men from this scourge.

How to find a wife in the midst of these ladies is my headache now.

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Celebrities / Re: Anto Lecky, Beverly Naya And Toni Tones In Bikini As They Vacation In Dubai(pics by Kelamma(m): 7:32pm On Nov 28, 2018
Come, ladies don't be angry, I want to ask you something.

Which footballer(s) paid for this vacation?

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Education / Re: Breaking: Fg Reduces Jamb, Neco, Bece Fees. by Kelamma(m): 6:23pm On Nov 28, 2018
Yinmu undecided

APC, no matter the cloth, make-up, weavon you use in disguising yourself, we recognise you...and there is nothing good about you. All you stand for are hardships and corruption in high places.

Pack and go. We don't want again,na by force?!

We break the rope of hardship,nepotism,religious fanaticism, corruption,and Godfatherism holding us down in the form of APC.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates 10 Years Without Sex by Kelamma(m): 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2018
Before I congratulate you, you must come to my house,let me be sure of what I am congratulating you for.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates 10 Years Without Sex by Kelamma(m): 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2018
undecided tongue
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates 10 Years Without Sex by Kelamma(m): 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2018
undecided

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Celebrities / Re: It’s Been Very Difficult For Me!!! – Tekno Cries out by Kelamma(m): 6:11pm On Nov 28, 2018
My friend,as if you don't know that you are being punished for indulging in premarital sex and boldly having a baby out of wedlock.

*throwing my cowries around* tongue

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Picks Ex-presidential Candidate, Party Chairman As Running Mate by Kelamma(m): 6:05pm On Nov 28, 2018
Obiageli why won't you just join the moving train and become Atikuobilated? Eh nwanne m nwanyi? Stop this joke and get on board.

No be only Ganiyu. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic As Miss Nigeria 2018 Judge by Kelamma(m): 6:04pm On Nov 28, 2018
I can't see. The plenty pancake on their faces is blocking my view. undecided

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Religion / Re: Is It Right To Play Secular Songs During Christian Weddings? by Kelamma(m): 7:36am On Nov 25, 2018
Op, any music na music as long as it is danceable and 'gingers' people to get up and come and spray money, it is very much allowed.

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Religion / Re: The Man You Marry Can Make Or Break You – Mrs. Oritsejafor by Kelamma(m): 7:31am On Nov 25, 2018
The emphasis should be on the type of wife a man marries can make or break him.

These daughters of eve baptised as slay mamas now are becoming a danger to the continued existence of man.

The fear of slay mamas should be the beginning of wisdom for any sane man.

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Education / Re: Universities Sex Abuse: Aisha Buhari Wants Muslims, Christians To Fight Menace by Kelamma(m): 7:16am On Nov 25, 2018
theoldpretender:


A lot of people listen to their religious leaders.....

So, very necessary.
Prioritising religion over every other thing has been a clog in our wheel of progress as a nation. For instance, there are three major religion in Nigeria but she as a 'first lady' mentioned two thereby neglecting the traditional religion. This contravenes the Nigerian constitution.

People now show superior loyalty and commitment to their religion more than to the nation.This is detrimental to say the least. It is supposed to be the nation first before any other thing as a secular society but politicians for their selfish reasons in conjunction with religious leaders don't want it.

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Education / Re: Universities Sex Abuse: Aisha Buhari Wants Muslims, Christians To Fight Menace by Kelamma(m): 6:46am On Nov 25, 2018
Madam Nigeria is a secular state, so simply implore the citizens and don't make it a religious thing.

The sooner we draw the line between religion and national activities, the better for us as a nation.

#thingspoliticiansusetodivideus
Politics / Re: I Am Clear About My Objectives For Nigeria- President Buhari by Kelamma(m): 12:43pm On Nov 20, 2018
A human being takes nine months to manifest and develop but four years wasn't enough for even a single Buhari's objective to manifest,talk more of develop.

Unless he is talking of his main objectives which was to put his fulani and muslim brothers in top positions, killing of Christians, regional division and economic bastardization.

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Crime / Re: Court Convicts Job Seeker For Forging Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Signature by Kelamma(m): 5:10pm On Nov 14, 2018
If forgery is a crime,why is Adeosun walking free

Oh! I just remembered that any crime committed by people close to Buhari becomes a 'saintly crime'.... They are not criminals but hardworking citizens.

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Crime / Re: Court Convicts Job Seeker For Forging Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Signature by Kelamma(m): 5:10pm On Nov 14, 2018
undecided

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