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Politics / Re: Tinubu Sets Up Special Panel To Probe N-Power, Others by Kelamma(m): 8:06pm On Jan 13
tongue Betta ntor gi . Tinubu will so use you to shine. He will use you to try to launder his damaged image. You deserve it and more for stealing so shamelessly and ruthlessly.

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Business / Re: Naira Hits All-Time Low Of ₦1,152/$1 In Black Market by Kelamma(m): 7:16pm On Oct 19, 2023
Obodo adiro mma bu uru ndi nze. Ndi obodo oyibo na una dey reign. Make una dey jolly dey go. Na japa too sure now.

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Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, You Need This If You Are Between This Age Bracket by Kelamma(m): 5:41pm On Aug 08, 2023
With this trend, the society will have a lot of dysfunctional humans. Marriage isn’t overrated. Children need a family unit except when it can’t be helped like in the case of the death of a spouse or divorce over domestic violence. Children need BOTH parents. As a female, start early to prepare yourself for marriage both in character and otherwise. Don’t waste your early youth on frivolous pursuits. Pursue the black goat when there is still daylight,if it gets dark,you might not see it.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by Kelamma(m): 10:30pm On Jul 21, 2023
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Being way too nice and helpful to people.....

It bites back most times.....
You forgot to add choosing bad leaders and standing by oppressing party. Also bigotry and tribalism.

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Politics / Re: Enugu 2023: Labour Party Leaders Accused Of Desperation by Kelamma(m): 7:00am On Mar 07, 2023
Gone are the days that somebody in the name of religious leader will mandate you to vote for someone. Vote according to your conscience and convictions. 4/8 years isn’t a joke. Change any party that hasn’t delivered over the years. It’s not their birth right. Let the politicians realise what should have been all along: that power belongs to the people and they are there to serve.

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Politics / Re: Rhodes-Vivour, Labour Party Governorship Candidate Campaigns At Lagos Markets by Kelamma(m): 6:30am On Mar 07, 2023
Since 1999 that you have had parties with ‘clear ideologies’ what has it done for the country. I will tell you my country man. From bad to worse and from worse to worst! Mr ideology! Lmao.cry me a river bro. The youths have taken over their tomorrow just like they told us that we are leaders of tomorrow. This is our tomorrow. We will lead and we are leading. Get used to it.
[/quote][quote author=PlayerMeji post=121532786]In fact, what the ObidienDs are bringing into Nigerian politics is very dangerous and must be rejected by all.

Now the only thing needed to win any election in Nigeria is to claim that you are fighting for the Youth and the masses. No ideology!

If ObidienDs get into power, another group will come up with the same plan, telling the electorate that they are fighting for the masses...

Now there would be no clear cut ideologies that would form the base of any party... Unlike in saner climes, where they have two or max three political parties with very clear and known ideals. Democrats and Republicans come to mind in the US...
Politics / Re: PDP Govs, NWC, BoT, Others To Protest Tinubu’s Victory Today by Kelamma(m): 7:29am On Mar 06, 2023
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Gathering of losers.
After they divided their votes into 3 parts they are now here wailing.

Bunch of political and supporters failures.

[i]Next thread jare......
I actually thought you had principles. What is your ideology really? I thought you loved Nigeria and as a patriot, you would want a good and working system. What happened on the 25th of February, in all good conscience, was a slap on the face of democracy. Let the best man win but win fair. Let the institutions in Nigeria stand tall and great. Let there be justice in the land for all and sundry. Stop the charade. You are no lover of Nigeria but a benefactor of a failed system so go ahead and celebrate the failed system jejely.
Politics / Re: Thabo Mbeki To Tinubu: Don’t Forget African Continent by Kelamma(m): 6:15am On Mar 05, 2023
Thabo Mbeki, hope you discussed this with your citizens before congratulating an election rigger. Someone who is an enemy of democracy and rule of law. Tinubu should not happen to any country!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Out To Truncate Democracy - Governor Ganduje by Kelamma(m): 9:27am On Feb 17, 2023
Cry me a river tongue
Crime / Re: Policeman, Olalekan Ogunyemi, Sentenced To Death For Killing Kolade Johnson. by Kelamma(m): 7:12pm On Sep 23, 2022
May you be haunted day in day out by all your innocent victims that you killed forming untouchable olopa. As the prison has become your forever mansion, may you remember freedom filled with blood that you spilled and atrocities you committed against those you were tasked to protect.

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Politics / Re: Why I Visited Wike - Peter Obi by Kelamma(m): 8:31am On Jun 23, 2022
Every right thinking Nigerian should remember that for years, our dear country Nigeria has bled and suffered. No commoner was exempted from the hardship,suffering and gnashing of teeth. The pain is evident in every nook and cranny of the country. The time is nearing for the most important decision of our next eight years. What to do??

Remove the cloak of ethnicity, religion and bias and ask yourself a salient question; who does Nigeria of today need? Atiku? Tinubu? Obi? Whose economical prowess will bring Nigeria back to the point of recovery? Who will not sit and swallow what political vultures tell him because he has the practical knowledge of what is at stake and not just what a selfish aide, minister tells him because he wants him to believe all is well and thereby secure his job?

Lastly, I OBIdiently implore everyone to make the right decision. Obi is aware, he practically knows his onions. It is not his birthright to rule. It is not a do or die affair for him but he graciously answered a call to salvage, a call to serve, a call to work and save our great country Nigeria. May the labour of our leaders past not be in vain. It is time to be patriotic. It is time to save our motherland. The time is now,lest Nigeria bleed to death. May our future generations count us among people that saved a great blessed country for them.

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Business To Business / Re: NORTHERN FOODSTUFFS(AGRO produce) "cheapest rate ever" (MAUREENHD ENTERPRISES) by Kelamma(m): 10:04am On Mar 09, 2022
Thank you. When will it be cheap to buy?
maureensylvia:


45k per bag
26 custard painter
Business To Business / Re: NORTHERN FOODSTUFFS(AGRO produce) "cheapest rate ever" (MAUREENHD ENTERPRISES) by Kelamma(m): 8:09am On Mar 09, 2022
Hello. How much is dried tomatoes?

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Romance / Re: Women, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partners? by Kelamma(m): 12:05pm On Aug 26, 2021
To be fair to the ladies, it was mostly the attitude of the male folks that brought out that side of them. Now all man don tear eye and it has become a game of who fit cheat pass. Maybe we all need to come back to the table and negotiate.

There are still some good girls that have not allowed the street to change them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: The Reality About The N-EXIT Package by Kelamma(m): 9:47am On Aug 13, 2021
angry come OP, it's like you are an unfortunate human being o. Repeating the same thing in rearranged manner. You dey whine us ni? This your Npower propaganda is nauseating to say the least.

My friend stopeet and find better work. Don't sell your soul to the devil.

I know this your propaganda is even annoying you, but you 've got to earn your pay right? Anywhere belle face!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Replacement In The Civil Service by Kelamma(m): 5:13pm On Jul 17, 2021
Nna eh! Is that what 'replacement' in civil service is ? I thought replacement was an unofficial recruitment to beef up staff due to little spaces created by retirements and deaths.

Well, what do I know. This is Nigeria after all.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Kelamma(m): 6:30am On Jul 06, 2021
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Politics / Re: Photos Of Agba Jalingo Before His Arrest At Revolution Now Protest by Kelamma(m): 5:36pm On Aug 05, 2020
I salute all the youths that came out for the protest irrespective of the risk involved. I would have come out but as I check am finish, I said let me still dey do my own online. I swear liver cut me. That's why I doff my hat for all the protesters.

Soon we all will get the courage to damn all consequences and challenge these thieves at the helm of affairs in this country. One day, just one day, enough will indeed be enough.

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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari Won’t Resign by Kelamma(m): 4:07am On Jul 25, 2020
Will you keep quiet! It took your master five years to look into the activities of his boy Magu and you are proudly opening your mouth waaaaaaaa! My friend, the truth is that Nigerians jumped from frying pan to fire where Buhari is concerned. What an expected disappointment the modern Pharaoh is.

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Religion / Re: I Have Made Up My Mind To Leave Religion, It's Not Worth It. by Kelamma(m): 6:25pm On Jun 19, 2020
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You been Deceived bro!

That's why the Doctrine of once Saved forever Saved is false!

Until you consciously surrender to JESUS. You are not saved.

If in the Course of your walk with GOD, you fall, you need to ask for Forgiveness..

Don't live with that thought that you can't stop sin! It's a devilish principle from the pit of Hell!
Bro, even being a nuisance on nairaland is a sin. You sound so hypocritical and ridiculous. I wish you a nice evening.

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Religion / Re: I Have Made Up My Mind To Leave Religion, It's Not Worth It. by Kelamma(m): 1:55pm On Jun 19, 2020
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You confuse yourself more and more!

What Makes you a Christian ?

You think being born by a pastor makes u a Christian?

Or being born by born-again parents makes u a Christian?

That's false!

You are not a Christian until you confess your sins and Accept JESUS. That is what makes you a Christian.

Stop Confusing yourself
No bro. You are the confused one here. We aspire to be pure but we ain't pure because we are HUMANS and we have our flaws and hubris that work against our purity. My problem with you is saying that a Christian does not sin. You are parading yourself as all holy like the Pharisees and sadducees. Pipe down bro. You can't be more christian than Peter who later denied christ during his tribulations.
Religion / Re: I Have Made Up My Mind To Leave Religion, It's Not Worth It. by Kelamma(m): 1:39pm On Jun 19, 2020
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I don't get u bro!

We need to a have a Relationship with JESUS CHRIST.

Christianity is not a Religion as people say!
Being a Christian is having a Relationship with JESUS. In a lay man's word it is Having JESUS in you.

A Sinner man /woman does not have JESUS irrespective of Whatever you claim you are.

[s]A Christian is not a Sinner and a Sinner is Not a Christian..[/s]

Having a Relationship with JESUS is the key!

You do that By Acknowledging you are a Sinner
You Confess your sins to JESUS
You Ask JESUS to come into you. See the Prayer of Salvation on our Signature.

If you do that and you mean it, you are automatically saved! You are born again!

You need to begin a solid Foundation with JESUS.

You have The Holy Bible to guide you
You could also get a Bible Believing Church were you will be taught to know more about JESUS.

Don't fail to repent whenever you go astray!

All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. None is righteous before God. So no christian is without sin biko. It is simple. We are mere mortals and we sin even without knowing it. God's ways are not our ways.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Nobody Paved Way For Me by Kelamma(m): 6:33am On Feb 13, 2020
Stfu You fela wannabe. Nobody did it alone. Oyibos are listening to your song and you forgot that it came as a result of other people's hard work, pain and resilience. The trials and errors of your predecessors are what got you where you are. Pay homage boy, don't be a brat.

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Crime / Re: Woman Sells Her Brother’s N18m Property While He Was In Prison Abroad by Kelamma(m): 7:35am On Jan 19, 2020
What an evil sibling! She was actually praying for him not to return! shocked. The devil is indeed not far from us because he is within us. I pity the brother that will start from the scratch.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Awolowo Flaunts Adeshola, His Dublin-Based Girlfriend, Calls Her His WCW by Kelamma(m): 5:38pm On Oct 30, 2019
Sheyi, your mates are busy signing endorsement deals, you, you are busy walking upandan with your fugly girlfriend. Please stay one place undecided

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Crime / Re: Man Assaults Hooker He Slept With Without Paying Her In Lagos (Video) by Kelamma(m): 5:27pm On Oct 30, 2019
Who no get money, no suppose chop kpekus.
"onye na ejighi ego ,ana eri ofe owerri?"
Instead of this mòron to dedicate his time and energy to hustling to make money, he went after p^ssy. Not even free one, but one with price tag.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Emeka Ike's Mother (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 5:20pm On Oct 30, 2019
A lot of bitter people on this thread. If you no get mama again na Emeka Ike kill am? Abeg shift, make we appreciate our mama.

Mummy,I love you to the moon and back. You are my strength. Thank you for being selfless and loving. I gat you big time.

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Crime / Re: Man Beats His Wife After He Was Caught Cheating On Their Anniversary . by Kelamma(m): 4:30pm On Oct 30, 2019
Andrew's village people are gladly working over time.

His village people are like "how can Andrew remain in the abroad" "Impossicant"!

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Politics / Re: Who Will Fund Aisha’s Office? – PDP by Kelamma(m): 3:06am On Oct 18, 2019
undecided PDP are beginning to sound so cliche.You people are losing bite as an opposition. You can do better than this.

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Politics / Re: New Minimum Wage: FG Reaches Agreement With Labour Over Implementation by Kelamma(m): 3:02am On Oct 18, 2019
undecided Labour union that cannot stand their ground;that one na union. Just a group of jokers.

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Travel / Re: Bullion Van Collides With Tanker In Ghana, Money Scattered (Photos + Video) by Kelamma(m): 2:25pm On Oct 05, 2019
Why are they using gun to protect the 'mana' ? angry I know if they were moses, they would have used gun too to protect the mana. Who sent them? How else do they expect 'mana' to fall for people?

I just hate stingy people. This is a waste of gun usage if you ask me.

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