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Education / Re: Oil Firm, Exxonmobil Provide Recipe For Healthy Living Tostudents by Kelamma(m): 7:06am On Jul 30, 2018
Exxon Mobil weldone cool....But I hope you guys gave those children scholarships not just talking-talking. If small people dey share mosquito nets,Giant like Exxon Mobil will come and share mosquito nets in school of all places! You guys did not see laptops, science textbooks, arts textbooks in that market that you people went to purchase that mosquito net eh kwa?

You are paying NBA big money to come and teach the students how to move body, please let me ask, hope you provided the basketball court in their various schools where the kids will be practicing? If not,nyash down jare.

I will talk it because you people are also part of our problems in Nigeria. So if you want to fulfil your social responsibility, up your game.

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Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Dump Music For Advocacy - Daddy Showkey by Kelamma(m): 7:52am On Jul 29, 2018
Who is asking you to? undecided

Fela ,you will always be my hero.
Generations shall hear your name and remember your deeds.
Sleep on the fearless one.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Important Notice For Npower Graduate 2017 Batch by Kelamma(m): 7:40am On Jul 29, 2018
The poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer. The disparity between the poor and the rich has never been this glaring.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Is The Only Woman I Can Marry In Nollywood — Benson Okonkwo, Cossy Replies by Kelamma(m): 7:36am On Jul 29, 2018
Birds of the same feathers they say,flock together. So happy married life in advance. smiley
Celebrities / Re: If You Ask About My Wedding Date I"ll Slap You-Ruth Kadiri by Kelamma(m): 7:17am On Jul 29, 2018
Aunty,simply say you don't have wedding date haba!
Na fight? shocked We were on our own when you flaunted your supposed engagement. Abi are you lord of the rings? If not , make I follow ask,when is your wedding date ooo? tongue

PS. Aunty Toyin,how far? The invincible lawyer nko? When is your wedding date?
Aunty Anita Joseph, how far that fiance wey say make you no dey rub make-up? Wey you been dey use to disturb us? I noticed you are back to your mgbeke make-up?

All these aging actresses that will come and be forming engagement upandan,just know that we will hold you people accountable.

The person below me, biko it is 'our' business as long as they flaunt it.

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Phones / Re: Chinese Smartphone Oppo's Working On A Wireless Charging Mode by Kelamma(m): 7:14am On Jul 29, 2018
Abeg china should not do the one that will come and blow up somebody's house o.I can't start building somebody's house now when I have not finished my own.

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Agriculture / Re: Oil Palm Farmers Complain Of Little Government Support by Kelamma(m): 7:10am On Jul 29, 2018
When they said they were pumping money into agriculture via loans to farmers, I knew the pumping was into their own farms. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Vivian Metchie – When I Was Sick, Bedridden, Only Iyabo Ojo Helped Me by Kelamma(m): 7:08am On Jul 29, 2018
A friend in need is a friend indeed. Every other friend na counterfeit.
Politics / Re: Saraki Sneaks Himself Into National Assembly In Rickety Vehicle by Kelamma(m): 11:08am On Jul 24, 2018
In all of these, where are we(the masses) in the picture?
Yet I see and hear commoners fighting themselves over these people..smh cry
It is never about us but about themselves. We will soon get into another 4 years of misrule...

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Killed During Operation In Zamfara. Graphic Photos by Kelamma(m): 2:09pm On Jul 21, 2018
The way they treat these people with kid gloves but bring commando style for the rest of the country is disheartening.

Army biko bury your dead. After all,the dead soldiers must have provoked the assailants. (That's what they always say whenever they launch an attack)

The only tribe that is allowed to butcher people under provocation....

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Celebrities / Re: Pat Ugwu: My Pant Got Torn While Dancing On Movie Set by Kelamma(m): 12:51pm On Jul 21, 2018
These days everybody is an actress. shocked

Your pant tore and breeze did not notify you that your red chamber was exposed? Are you alive so? Chai, it's like your battery is dead o.Na your type somebody's Papa would die on top trying to satisfy.

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Properties / Re: FG Pushes For Lower Cement Price, Adoption Of Concrete Roads by Kelamma(m): 7:40am On Jul 18, 2018
When a few persons have monopoly of it? whosai!

...But if they fit reduce am,e go good.
Make I call muhammed, make he organise some @bokis to clear my land.....while we wait for the drastic reduction. grin

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Politics / Re: "APC Is Taking Us Back To The Days Of Obasanjo" Man Says As He Destroys His PVC by Kelamma(m): 6:30am On Jul 16, 2018
If Buhari had sent the number of policemen used for Ekiti election to Benue,Taraba,Jos,Southern Kaduna, there wouldn't have been continuous slaughtering of Natives by Fulani herdsmen.

Buhari knows what he is doing...He wants to demoralize us into thinking like this man up there.

Well,Buhari try harder. If you like borrow Police,Army,Navy from Niger and Cameroon, 2019,we must vote!

Please get your PVCs.....Don't give up.

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Romance / Re: Hooker Sleeps Off On Duty In Lagos (video) by Kelamma(m): 6:25am On Jul 16, 2018
Person daughter! cry

Hookers gather mind. At times I wonder what would make a woman sell her pride in an open market!
Politics / Re: Yekini Nabena: Saraki Betrayed APC, He's A Traitor & A Double Agent by Kelamma(m): 6:18am On Jul 16, 2018
undecided Saraki has always been a traitor....Ask his father.

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Education / Re: Face Of Dr Sunkanmi Odubunmi,associate Professor In Lasu Caught In Sex Act by Kelamma(m): 6:14am On Jul 16, 2018
Another destiny ruined by pvssy cry

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Education / Re: Face Of Dr Sunkanmi Odubunmi,associate Professor In Lasu Caught In Sex Act by Kelamma(m): 6:14am On Jul 16, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Timaya's Daughter, Grace's 3rd Birthday Party (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 8:18pm On Jul 15, 2018
Weldone Timaya.
Ajebutter pikin! smiley
Indeed,good soup na money make am.

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Crime / Re: Cynthia Dike: Lady Raped And Killed In Imo, Nude Body Dumped In A Bush (Graphic) by Kelamma(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2018
Even the devil is shocked at the atrocities of some people.

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Celebrities / Re: David Nnaji: "I Had A Baby With Another Woman But My Marriage Is Intact" by Kelamma(m): 12:14pm On Jul 15, 2018
Jodie, I am sending you hugs.
cry You married a boy who couldn't weather the storm with you.

There is an Igbo adage that says "mberede nyilu dike,mana mberede ka eji ama dike." David, you fall hand.

The two people under me, I dash you sense. Today is sunday, I am feeling generous .

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Religion / Re: Why You Should Avoid Sexual Immoralities On Campus by Kelamma(m): 9:07am On Jul 15, 2018
If you are an obedient person, you wouldn't indulge in sexual immorality because every parent teach their children to run away from sexual immorality.

The word of God says "obey your father and mother so that your life may be long ".

tongue

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Christ Really Say We Shouldnt Judge Other People? by Kelamma(m): 9:07am On Jul 15, 2018
Some Christians are self serving sometimes to the extent that they turn the word of God upside down just to suit them at that instance.

If you call yourself a child of God,you must be christlike and every true christian know what Christ signifies....love,Patience,Tolerance,Truthfulness, Perseverance , Generousity, Selflessness, Kindness,Obedience ,Modesty and Humility........

When you deviate from God's path,you don't need anybody to judge you,your conscience is your judge,if it's still alive.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Paul Biya Seeking For Seventh Term In Office by Kelamma(m): 9:36am On Jul 14, 2018
My friend don't tell me nonsense because it's simply because you are African. That's how we roll. Once gotten,it becomes a birth right.

God bless GEJ. A different kind of African.

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz Warns Men To Stop Sending Her D**k Pics by Kelamma(m): 7:37am On Jul 14, 2018
angry
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Reveals What Turns Her Off In Men by Kelamma(m): 7:29am On Jul 14, 2018
Aunty don't you think you have passed this stage?
Please remain single in peace and don't disturb us.

Just know that 'slaymamarism' has a time frame...and in your own case,the clock is ticking fast. .. .. .. ..

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Politics / Re: It’s Not Fair To Fulani If Herdsmen Are Declared Terrorists – Miyetti Allah by Kelamma(m): 6:55am On Jul 14, 2018
Na nekwanu ndia o! When IPOB was proscribed and declared terrorists, you guys applauded,not minding whose oxes are gored.

Now, you want to mind whose oxes are going to be gored. After all, the herdsmen are just criminals. Today, they are Gadafi's men, tomorrow,they are tools in the hands of politicians.

Buhari, weldone sir! The sheer audacity with which you display gross injustice is unprecedented.

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Celebrities / Re: Sonia Morales Blasted For Wearing Bikini, IK Ogbonna Defends Her by Kelamma(m): 6:36am On Jul 14, 2018
I don't know why I feel that Ike Ogbonna is gay and he is just using this girl to cover up.

As in, they have an understanding" Let me be gay in peace and you can be a ho in peace "

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Celebrities / Re: Despite Not Loving Wizkid Again, I Don't Regret Meeting Him - Baby Mama by Kelamma(m): 6:34am On Jul 14, 2018
Babe move on. You were just a one nite stand and Niggas don't waste time remembering one nite stands.

Too bad it was a messy one nite stand with a baby in the picture...But that still doesn't make you a keeper babe, you still a one nite stand yo.
Travel / Re: My Exprience In Kazakhstan by Kelamma(m): 3:47pm On Jul 08, 2018
madgoat:


See how people dey lie. He was squatting in Abuja before he committed suicide.

Indeed you are a mad goat!
No empathy whatsoever shocked
At least he told people the truth instead of defrauding them.That made him an honest being.
Whether he lied about being in London or Abuja is not your concern.
He probably told that little lie so that mad goats like you wouldn't drag him lower than he already was.

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie Advises Men: "Respect Motherhood, Respect Women" by Kelamma(m): 3:08pm On Jul 07, 2018
Women deserve to be respected.


...But these jet age women make it a Herculean task.

Women give yourselves respect because to whom much is given,much is expected.

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie Advises Men: "Respect Motherhood, Respect Women" by Kelamma(m): 3:03pm On Jul 07, 2018
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