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Politics / Re: Governor Dankwambo's Junior Brother And 2000 Supporters Dump PDP For APC by Kelamma(m): 7:33am On Nov 10, 2018
Substandard recruits grin

If it's not Dankwambo, it is a counterfeit grin
Politics / Re: 2019: Why My Son Is Supporting Buhari – Okupe by Kelamma(m): 6:31am On Nov 09, 2018
...A mole in the house?....And foolish APC chaps are there rejoicing instead of being cautious and apprehensive.

Anyway, anything to hasten Buhari's back to Daura journey is a welcome development.

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Politics / Re: 'APC Has No Room For Emperors' - Oshiomhole Fires Back At Okorocha, Amosun by Kelamma(m): 8:19am On Nov 03, 2018
Oshomole your pant is on fire because APC has Tinubu, who is the greatest Emperor of our time.You think it's a lie? Oya ask Ambode. He will tell you.......

Oshomole don't come here and be flexing muscle.

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Health / Re: Doctor Slumps On Duty In Kogi Hospital (photo) by Kelamma(m): 10:01pm On Nov 01, 2018
I hope this is not another corner corner way of asking for salary increment because I don't trust these doctors.

Soon you will hear that medical doctors are now slumping on duty therefore they should be paid more to avoid slumping. undecided

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Romance / Re: Funaab Finalists Celebrates Denim Day In Styles (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 9:57pm On Nov 01, 2018
Those two girls in the 9th picture should come to Daddy.
Politics / Re: Military Discovers Illegal Security Training Camp In Taraba by Kelamma(m): 9:54pm On Nov 01, 2018
How about tackling the already discovered sambisa undecided.

Cowards. Flexing muscle upandan.

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Politics / Re: 2019: Okorocha Fumes, Says APC Will Lose 5 Million Voters by Kelamma(m): 9:49pm On Nov 01, 2018
Shut up and stop being a cry baby Okorocha. Suck it up undecided

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Romance / Re: Man's Joystick Crushed With Hammer For Sleeping With Married Woman In Zimbabwe by Kelamma(m): 8:33am On Oct 29, 2018
Why wasn't the woman's kpekus crushed with a hammer too? Did the man rape her? Two consensual adults enjoyed themselves and only the man gets killed! Bullshit!

Oga keep plenty hammer o,because madam will still find prick outside. Stupid man.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Sunday Michael Accused Of Ritual. Ondo Cherubim & Seraphim Church Sealed by Kelamma(m): 8:24am On Oct 29, 2018
A lot of bad,dubious people hide behind religion to perpetuate evil. Hungry hustlers looking for wealth,parading themselves as pastors.

I wonder why Government doesn't want to cue in...The hustlers milk their gullible,ignorant followers;the government take it back through taxation.

That way, all these noise pollution will be reduced.
Religion / Re: Prophet Sunday Michael Accused Of Ritual. Ondo Cherubim & Seraphim Church Sealed by Kelamma(m): 8:24am On Oct 29, 2018
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Busty Lady Sleeps With Paul Okoye In A Bad Dream. He Reacts by Kelamma(m): 10:24pm On Oct 28, 2018
Ndi oso chi egbu! Rudy nwanne abeg wear your canvas.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Show Wizkid Love In India (Photo) by Kelamma(m): 10:21pm On Oct 28, 2018
India? For a minute I thought it was in northern Nigeria. What's up with these hausa ladies? They want to carry belle abi?

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Replies Fan Who Said Men Would Be Scared Of Her Because She Is Rich by Kelamma(m): 3:35pm On Oct 26, 2018
Rejected wife turned Olosho.

What a demotion.

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Commend's Ugwuanyi For Development In Enugu After Visit_042report by Kelamma(m): 3:08pm On Oct 26, 2018
Igbo bu Igbo mma mma nu! Ekene m unu!

Minus Rochas Okoroawusa and Joe Awusakwe....sorry Igbokwe.

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Celebrities / Re: Aloma Of DMW Blasts Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Over 'Fever' Video, Consoles Teebillz by Kelamma(m): 2:40pm On Oct 26, 2018
undecided who asked you? Amibo.
Politics / Re: Photos From Patience Jonathan's 53rd Birthday Ceremony by Kelamma(m): 2:32pm On Oct 26, 2018
seunmsg:


And Amaechi had the last laugh. He's still in power while mama piss is back in otuoke drinking kain kain.
Guy you call working for a lifeless being 'still in power' ? He should confess and repent of his sins and come home singing "oh my home, oh my home......"

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Celebrities / Re: Payporte Reacts To Dee-One's Call-Out Post About Debt by Kelamma(m): 2:19pm On Oct 26, 2018
Payporte is Dee one mad that he will give you something as a gift and turn around to demand for money for it?

Abeg pay the guy his money payporte. If you no get money, borrow. Even Buhari dey borrow money upandan. So who you be?

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Politics / Re: Photos From Patience Jonathan's 53rd Birthday Ceremony by Kelamma(m): 2:18pm On Oct 26, 2018
yarimo:
Mteeeewwwww corrupt and dubious family undecided
The present 'saintly' first family that has succeeded in reducing Efcc to their maigaurd nko? Buhari is the definition of corruption!

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Politics / Re: Photos From Patience Jonathan's 53rd Birthday Ceremony by Kelamma(m): 2:10pm On Oct 26, 2018
The most vivacious,assertive and powerful first lady.
If you doubt it, ask Amechi. He will explain it further.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Golfer: Hacker Leaks Chat Of Tonto Dikeh's Former Friend, To Leak Nudes by Kelamma(m): 11:53am On Oct 14, 2018
Very good world filled with very bad people.

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Celebrities / Re: Segalink Exposes Kemi Olunloyo "A Convicted Criminal Recidivism" by Kelamma(m): 1:38pm On Oct 13, 2018
Kemi has become a bone stuck in the throat of public figures. Kedu ife aga eme nwanyi a bikonu?

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Politics / Re: Fayose Presents Handover Notes To Head Of Service, Says He Is Ready For EFCC by Kelamma(m): 1:30pm On Oct 13, 2018
Drama king. Reality is setting in gradually. The umbrella of immunity is gone,now what?

If you embezzled the money of ekiti people and deprived the civil servants their daily bread, may God deprive you of peace.

If your hands are clean, I wish you well maka na "O ji offor ga ana"

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Celebrities / Re: No Bra Day: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Braless Photos by Kelamma(m): 1:26pm On Oct 13, 2018
Why can't these women understand that no bra day means free the titties?! Just wear your trouser,skirt or wrapper and move around. Is it too much to ask?

Stingy women. Always giving man 'half chop'.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Prevailed On Me Not To Leave APC – Sen. Tejuoso by Kelamma(m): 6:44am On Sep 04, 2018
Political gamblers.
Health / Re: Man Dies After Overdosing On Tramadol, Weed In Agege by Kelamma(m): 6:41am On Sep 04, 2018
In this hardship that somebody is having excess to the extent of overdosing on something angry
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia Reacts To DSS National Assembly Invasion by Kelamma(m): 9:31pm On Aug 07, 2018
The e-warrior has come again. undecided
Crime / Re: Police Shoot Man Dead In Anambra Over Bribe This Morning (Graphic Pics) by Kelamma(m): 4:41pm On Aug 07, 2018
The number one enemy of civilians in Nigeria is the Police. Stay as far away as you can from an armed Nigerian police officer. They are rabid dogs.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Condemns Invasion Of NASS By DSS, Police by Kelamma(m): 3:21pm On Aug 07, 2018
Osibanjo, lying is in your blood from every indication. Please remain small lie for tomorrow,you hear.

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NYSC / Re: 9 Corps Member Drown During Picnic In Taraba by Kelamma(m): 7:20am On Aug 06, 2018
How can you go swimming in a river you know nothing about?! Just negodu. Nine lives wasted just like that! Guys, one year is long, but it is also short. Please control yourselves and limit your fun seeking until you are in your comfort zone.

RIP.

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Car Talk / Re: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by Kelamma(m): 7:08am On Jul 30, 2018
Jailed for speed? Lol. That means Yusuf Buhari suppose dey kirikiri now be that now.

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Career / Re: Labour Decries Downgrading Of Workers In Bayelsa by Kelamma(m): 7:08am On Jul 30, 2018
NLC, please bring your ear,I want to ask you something.
"How come you people have not called for a national strike action since this government came to power like you people used to do with previous administrations irrespective of the hardships that workers are going through under this administration? Is it that they have you people's corruption dossiers,thereby threatening you people with EFCC, or they are downright bribing you guys to look the other way while workers groan in pain? "
Gone are the days of solidarity strike action. That is why these state governments and even federal government are messing up.
Education / Re: Girl Child Education: Key To Development by Kelamma(m): 7:08am On Jul 30, 2018
Educating children irrespective of the gender is good.

They should focus this sensitization more on the north that see woman only as a satisfying tool.A place where they believe a 10 year old is ripe to be devoured in marriage.

In short, any sensitization about education should be focused there. Shame,after ruling the country for so many years, they are still the people in the stone age drawing the country backward.

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