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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Beneficiaries, Corpers Could Be Recruited As Community Policemen — FG by Kelamma(m): 8:51am On Aug 24, 2019
kuuljay:
Five years in university with dreams of working in shell and nnpc,then they hand you cutlass to be scouting forest for Fulani herdsmen and kidnappers with AK47.[quote]
This is so hilarious grin. I couldn't stop laughing.......but check am guy, at all at all na em bad pass. Half bread is better than puff puff for person wey wan drink tea.
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin And Sandra Iheuwa Leaked Chat by Kelamma(m): 11:24am On Aug 07, 2019
Gone are the days when decency and morals are celebrated. Today, indecency, nudity, immorals, fornication and baby mamas are the order of the day.

God,please protect, guide and guard my children from all these decays.

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Education / Re: UNICAL Staff Flog Post-UTME Candidates In A Rowdy Session by Kelamma(m): 11:17am On Aug 07, 2019
Where exactly will we start from in fixing this country? In short, o nwero mekwata. Ala dalu ada, adago. ......Unless the whole citizenry will be wiped out and then new people will emerge and even at that, the new people must be ruled by oyibo for things to be well. If not,put a black man as the ruler,and watch things go haywire again.

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Politics / Re: Sowore’s 'Revolution Now' Protest: Femi Falana Speaks, Blasts FG (Video) by Kelamma(m): 7:39am On Aug 05, 2019
Buhari, who happens to be Idi Amin's long lost brother will not hear this now. His pursuance to stifle the voices of oppositions,will definitely be his undoing.

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Politics / Re: Simon Achuba To Sue Yahaya Bello Over N819m Unpaid Salary, Allowances by Kelamma(m): 2:58pm On Jul 24, 2019
Yahaya Bello! What a waste of 'youthful' opportunity

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's Wikipedia Page To Be Deleted by Kelamma(m): 9:14am On Jun 01, 2019
undecided EFCC just dey flex their under developed muscles with this boy matter.They dey find publicity. Make Baba dey hear their name come think say them dey work ; Make he for no count them join with police wey he say don fail Nigeria D. Atleast, they are going international....Twitter!! Wikipedia!! Chai! Food don land for them.

Naira Marley when next you come to this world,ehn,guard your tongue.....makana ndi Igbo si na onwu ga egbu nwa nkita,anaghi ekwe ya añu isisi nsi (the death that will kill a dog does not allow it to perceive the stench of faeces)

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Celebrities / Re: Shola Ogudu: Why I Called Wizkid Out On Social Media by Kelamma(m): 3:26pm On May 15, 2019
Mgbe I na emepe ukwu, I gwalu m? Abi you follow give me? Gerrarahia mehn!

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Crime / Re: Zlatan: Cultists Issue Warning To OAU Students! by Kelamma(m): 5:10pm On May 06, 2019
Shebi na mama born all these ones? cry

A waste of nine months and labour sufferings indeed! cry

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Celebrities / Re: Ruggedman With Kolade Johnson’s Family And Lawyer At Magistrate Court (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 4:58pm On May 06, 2019
Rugged baba, you na action man. I salute you. You put money where your mouth is. Unlike that one that wanted to organise rally but small breeze,he ran away.

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Politics / Re: Taiwo: Obasanjo Has Hired Assassins To Kill Me For Supporting Buhari by Kelamma(m): 4:55pm On May 06, 2019
I had rather read Tonto's news than this. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Femi Adebayo Rants As He Was Mobbed By Fans While On Top Of A Bike In Lagos by Kelamma(m): 8:19pm On Jan 12, 2019
DTaj:


And you showed your stupidity in public. Femi Adebayo is a PDP political office holder in Kwara State! He’s the SA for Culture & Tourism to Kwara Governor. [quote]
Run along fool. Ain't gat no time for shenanigans.
Celebrities / Re: Femi Adebayo Rants As He Was Mobbed By Fans While On Top Of A Bike In Lagos by Kelamma(m): 10:20am On Jan 12, 2019
Wiseandtrue:

[b]He is actually holding a political office[quote]
Now I get the mobbing part.
Celebrities / Re: Femi Adebayo Rants As He Was Mobbed By Fans While On Top Of A Bike In Lagos by Kelamma(m): 6:59am On Jan 12, 2019
Oga are you a political somebody that they are mobbing you? Are you sharing money? Are you an APC agent buying PVC?

Abeg undecided

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Didn't know you are a political appointee.I won't blame the people mobbing you then.They probably thought you were in their vicinity to buy PVC. Na APC way na. Pele sir.

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Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye, Others Visits Tinubu In Abuja - Photos by Kelamma(m): 6:58am On Jan 12, 2019
Hungry kings undecided
Politics / Re: Timi Frank Accuses INEC Of Inducing Csos With N300m To Rig Elections by Kelamma(m): 6:49am On Jan 12, 2019
Buhari the integrity man! The saintly man!

There is a special place for buhari and his cabal in hell.

Go get your PVC, lets do our primary duty first, and watch the combination of God,Karma and nemesis visit the hypocrite.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: Buhari Still In Charge Of Campaigns, Insists APC by Kelamma(m): 6:41am On Jan 12, 2019
Oya, prove that you are still involved by coming for the debate. Simple! Anything less than that, then Buhari is a ghost.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Hands Over Campaign To Tinubu, Says He Doesn’t Want Governance To Suffer by Kelamma(m): 1:23pm On Jan 07, 2019
Lol. He can hand his campaign over to his ancestors if he likes. He ain't going back to Aso rock come may. Unless, Nigerians are stupid and dumb.

So the question is, are we stupid and dumb?

Go get your PVC.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Amaechi's Audio Tapes Destroying PMB by Kelamma(m): 5:36pm On Jan 06, 2019
What a country filled with e-reactors! Just get your pvc ready. That's all. We are on a mission to rescue our country from Buhari and his cohorts.

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Travel / Re: A Nairalander Shares Overnight Beach Camping Experience At Enukunmi Eleko Beach by Kelamma(m): 5:30pm On Jan 06, 2019
Nigerian style....... Well since half bread is better than puff puff,I bet this will suffice for camping. At least,una comot for house.

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: We May Not Honour Fg's Call Again - ASUU by Kelamma(m): 7:13am On Dec 24, 2018
Buhari you see your life? Everybody wey be normal human being for this obodo Nigeria dey vex for you.

Only some abnormal people who are just deceiving you are cheering you on. They are beating the drum of disgrace for you and you are just dancing anyhow. Continue.

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Music/Radio / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Jaga Jaga Part 2 by Kelamma(m): 7:11pm On Dec 22, 2018
Eedris let it not be that your village people have started incantations on top of your head o. We all know that the Jaga jaga wey nigeria jaga now no get part 2 but bros, learn from what happened to Deji and have a rethink. Them go remember the things wey you do when you dey belle and them go lock you up,throway key. Na their style be that o. They are enemies of democracy. Baba na saint compared to this man o. Don't say you weren't warned.

Remember that he that fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. Just join the bandwagon of uprooting the Daura man for the sake of our democracy.

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Celebrities / Re: Femi Afolabi-Brown Curses Jesse Joshua Who Insisted He's Pedophile by Kelamma(m): 10:41am On Dec 13, 2018
Women every time, they will be doing their mouth cho cho cho cho cho. Close their mouth,mba. They will be forming feminism and revolutionary women. If it's me eh, this woman for don reach em papa house tey tey. Nonsense and ingredients. angry

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Politics / Re: Uche Secondus: More Nigerians Killed Under Apc’s Watch Than Civil War by Kelamma(m): 7:03am On Dec 13, 2018
Secondus, so you people are now playing ping pong with the lives of Nigerians? Measuring it on a scale to know under whose watch blood was shed most?

Politics is indeed a dirty game. Shame on you guys. When God told us we are battling against principalities and powers, he was definitely warning us about Nigerian politicians.

APC o,PDP o, they are the same people. Make no mistake about that. Just that we have a national duty to send Buhari out of aso rock come what may because he is a big disappointment and disgrace. On that note, I remain Atikuobilated.

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Politics / Re: Meet Umar Abba Kyari, Son Of Abba Kyari Wants To Be A Police Detective Or Pilot by Kelamma(m): 5:45pm On Dec 12, 2018
This Abba Kyari sef. I am beginning to believe that all his crime busting attributes are an example of 'American wonder'. He is too loud to be what he claims to be.

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Politics / Re: Picking Male Running Mate Doesn’t Mean I Hate Women- Sanwo-olu by Kelamma(m): 10:38am On Dec 12, 2018
Shatap Sanwo.
Crime / Re: Amina Zubairu To Die For Killing Her Husband, Adamu Zubairu In Nasarawa by Kelamma(m): 10:36am On Dec 12, 2018
He that kills by the sword, should die by the sword.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia 51st Pre-Birthday Photos by Kelamma(m): 10:31am On Dec 12, 2018
Mama abeg retire.I know you are not tired,but please retire.

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Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Stuns In New Beautiful Photos by Kelamma(m): 10:25am On Dec 12, 2018
why won't she be stunning? Abeggi! The only thing that is stunning on her is tax payers money.

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Education / Re: ASUP Strike : "No Going Back On Indefinite Strike" - Union by Kelamma(m): 4:29pm On Dec 11, 2018
Students, make una go learn work. This is a perfect opportunity to equip yourselves with skills and crafts that will enhance your employability or entrepreneurship tomorrow.

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Family / Re: Alhaji Yakubu Nasfi Wedding To Underage Girl In Niger State. Photos & Reactions by Kelamma(m): 4:27pm On Dec 11, 2018
It is their stock in trade. I am not surprised.

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Health / Re: We Must Get Rid Of Sniper Beans - Beans Farmers by Kelamma(m): 4:26pm On Dec 11, 2018
You people should just tell us to stop eating beans.

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