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Crime / Re: Businessman Stabbed To Death By Thugs In Onitsha, Market Shut Down. Photos by Kelamma(m): 6:12pm On Jun 29, 2018
What an avoidable death! Oga why were you threatening Touts that have cancelled their destinies with excessive codeine,tramadol and other cheap drugs? People that have nothing to loose in life anymore! Now you have made your wife a widow. cry

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Religion / Re: Meet Prophet Udensi Godlove Behind Audio Warning Nigerians Against Disaster by Kelamma(m): 4:18pm On Jun 29, 2018
Daddy Freeze over to you. Take care of him for me.



Oh! He already did grin

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Romance / Re: 12 Signs Of True Love In A Relationship by Kelamma(m): 3:45pm On Jun 29, 2018
Even if you have potential of being a true lover, Nigeria go change am for you.
The environment here is not conducive for Love.
Infact our environment is an enemy of love.
Everybody dey vex. Transfer of aggression upandan.

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Travel / Re: Heavy Rain In Onitsha Sweeps Cars, Occupants, 3 Bankers Away (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 3:35pm On Jun 29, 2018
Guys do your part while we wait for government to do theirs....stop dumping waste in gutters,drainages and stop building houses where it will obstruct the flow of water.
Our government no send us o, if bad happens, na still we go suffer am.

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Travel / Re: Reckless Danfo Driver Collides With A Toyota Hiace Bus On Otedola Bridge by Kelamma(m): 3:26pm On Jun 29, 2018
shocked

Otedola bridge ?

Side eyes @the real Otedola.

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Politics / Re: 'Buhari Records More Achievements In South East Than PDP' – Lai Mohammed by Kelamma(m): 2:56pm On Jun 29, 2018
Fvck Nigerian Politicians! Bunch of selfish and heartless beings.
It's all about scoring cheap political points while people are dying in their numbers!
Forget about politics for a second and wear a human face y'all!
Fvck y'all.
Sh*t happens and nobody takes responsibility.Nobody resigns. Life goes on....
This is about no gaddam party! Fvck PDP, Fvck APC!
Just make things right for the people.
I pray the blood of all these people don't let you all go. I pray they reinforce together and fvck y'all up.
Demons y'all are! angry



PS: Don't be offended by my Fvcks;I have more to give.

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Crime / Re: Woman Paraded With Corpse Of Her Dead Baby In An IDP Camp. Graphic Photos by Kelamma(m): 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2018
Icon4s:


She could have also even been forced into the sexual intercourse that led to the pregnancy.
Yes. There are alot of rape allegations in the IDP camps.....
Travel / Re: Lagos Tanker Fire: 8 Adults And 1 Minor Burnt To Death, 4 Injured - LASEMA by Kelamma(m): 1:35pm On Jun 29, 2018
cry Quite heart wrenching. I pray the Lord grants peace to their souls....and May God give their loved ones the fortitude to bear the painful loss.

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Crime / Re: Woman Paraded With Corpse Of Her Dead Baby In An IDP Camp. Graphic Photos by Kelamma(m): 1:33pm On Jun 29, 2018
RIP innocent one. The mom would have just given up the baby for adoption rather than kill the already born baby...............

Maybe she just didn't want to bring forth another sufferer....she probably hates her own life and sees no hope.

Nigerian governments have failed their citizens. One being a refugee in one's own land.....hmmmm.

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin Writes President Buhari An Open Letter by Kelamma(m): 1:19pm On Jun 29, 2018
Aunty what are you saying exactly...because you have scattered confusion here.

Are you stylishly pleading for the release and pardon of the criminals that sponsor your lavish lifestyle or what?.. Let me understand because you are looking suspicious now.

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Celebrities / Re: E-Money Celebrates His Wife, Juliet Okonkwo's Birthday With Lovely Pictures by Kelamma(m): 1:02pm On Jun 29, 2018
A typical example of "Aruo na anwu,erie na ndo"

Slay queens take note.

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Crime / Re: Slay Queen Tied Up For Allegedly Stealing Her Friend’s N250,000 (photos) by Kelamma(m): 6:02am On Jun 29, 2018
Girls must slay! God help us in this era of slaying.
Health / Re: Baby In Pains As Her Head Continues To Swell Due To Medical Condition. Photos by Kelamma(m): 4:14pm On Jun 24, 2018
That Child must be in immeasurable pain. cry

So pitiful.

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Politics / Re: Police Officer Who Was Killed By Vehicle In Ekiti State, Buried Amid Tears. Pics by Kelamma(m): 4:11pm On Jun 24, 2018
Rest in peace sir.
Crime / Re: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by Kelamma(m): 10:29am On Jun 24, 2018
Soon it won't be only SARS that will see it but the whole world.
Stupid man. You and your wife are Perverts.

I am patiently waiting for the pictures to drop so that I can w *nk off your wife's over used pvssy.

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Sports / Re: Daniella Okocha, Jay-Jay Okocha's Daughter Bares Cleavage (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 10:14am On Jun 24, 2018
Don't be like your mother that they said has 'ukwu nnu'

My first FTC. I expected an amazing,gratifying feeling....maybe it will come later.

The person below me, tongue

I dedicate this ftc to all the people who still have their sense of humanity .

Love genuinely and make the world a better place.

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Religion / Re: Appreciate Your Pastors!! by Kelamma(m): 9:49am On Jun 24, 2018
Please eat first o.
Solve your problems first o
Let nobody put you in a corner where you will have to deprive yourself to enrich an already rich person.

Did I say something? lipsrsealed

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Sports / Re: FIFA Accused Of refusing Super Eagles’ Fans From Entering The Stadium With Drums by Kelamma(m): 8:50am On Jun 24, 2018
GMBuhari:


Apparently in your sense Russia is afraid of getting skull mined inside a stadium filled with thousands of spectators than more worried kelema will smuggle drug in

When you hear otokoto , Okija , and co apparently your ancestors have been skull, family and life mining since the days of Adam
How can you be arguing the inarguable?

Come to think of it, the way the thing pain you,are you sure there isn't a skull mining factory in your backyard? shocked

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Sports / Re: FIFA Accused Of refusing Super Eagles’ Fans From Entering The Stadium With Drums by Kelamma(m): 7:42am On Jun 24, 2018
GMBuhari:


Or Maybe because the Nnamdis , kelechis and chukwumas smuggle drugs and Biafraudian flags into the stadium is why they didn't let them
Bros check the two na! Which one worse pass? The fear of drugs and the fear of someone mining your skull?
Abeg una own no get part 2. Once person see you guys eh, person suppose guard their head with both hands

Soon people will start insuring their heads because of you people.

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Food / Re: Corned Beef Stew Recipe: How To Prepare Nigerian Corned Beef Stew by Kelamma(m): 6:39am On Jun 24, 2018
My on the go stew back then in Uni grin

I don't put fresh tomatoes. Just tin tomatoes,onions and dry pepper that mumsy had packaged for me.

Mumsy was of the opinion that I would not be able to go to market to buy meat or fish, so she dey arrange corn beef and sardines for me. Make I dey get nutrients grin

God bless my Mom.
"Chukwu biko gozie eee, ochie dike mama......"

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Politics / Re: Imo APC Factions Clash At APC National Convention In Abuja. Photos by Kelamma(m): 8:40pm On Jun 23, 2018
So hilarious. Dino might be right after all. grin

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Sports / Re: FIFA Accused Of refusing Super Eagles’ Fans From Entering The Stadium With Drums by Kelamma(m): 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2018
Simply because una fit carry yoruba juju put for the field.

They hear of all the strange things emanating from that side of the country.

So who would blame them for being cautious. tongue

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Politics / Re: Troops Neutralize 7 Boko Haram Insurgents In Borno,recover Weapons(photos) by Kelamma(m): 8:29pm On Jun 23, 2018
These people no dey finish?
Politics / Re: Iara Oshiomhole Shines At APC National Convention (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 8:10pm On Jun 23, 2018
Fine girl like this will just donate herself as a piece of furniture. Just for decoration.

What a waste! sad

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Celebrities / Re: Habits That Might Ruin Wizkid’s Career By Oluwatobi Ibironke by Kelamma(m): 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2018
Leave the baby boy biko. When he is done from in between Tiwa's old thighs, then he will ask for interpretation of all you wrote up there.

After all, he is Wizzy, daddy yo!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Blast Rocks Zimbabwe President Emmerson Mnangagwa's Rally by Kelamma(m): 6:34pm On Jun 23, 2018
Can this happen where they are doing something today. lipsrsealed


I mean where the joke is happening...... lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Shares New Sexy Photo by Kelamma(m): 6:22pm On Jun 23, 2018
Julie please I want to ask you a question.


How that Boy wey been dey squeeze your bottom like orange?

No tell me that boy do you public assault finish, leave you o. Abeg go find am. He must continue the squeezing.

Infact, he must carry the squeezing object wholesale.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Meets Adebanjo, Dosumu, Other Yoruba Leaders Over 2019 by Kelamma(m): 3:53pm On Jun 23, 2018
Baba go and rest .Your mates dey house dey enjoy their grand children and great grand children, you, you are going up and down putting mouth in matter wey no concern you...

On a second thought,it concerns you because you are the architect of our numerous problems. You are a typical example of the dog that ate the bone given to it for safe keeping....

On that note, I wonder why you aren't being held accountable.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Calls APC Convention A Joke In New Photo by Kelamma(m): 3:47pm On Jun 23, 2018
Dino because it didn't favour you as you anticipated , 'the party to be' has become a joke? You never see something. You all will reap the fruit of your labour.

Dino the Joker and Jester grin

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Education / Re: Student Caught With 'Expo' In Glass Case In Exam Hall by Kelamma(m): 9:43am On Jun 23, 2018
They are not called four eyes for nothing. grin

Some of our youths are negatively inventive.
Politics / Re: Will APC Survive Its Self-induced Hurricane Today?, By Dele Momodu On Pendulum by Kelamma(m): 8:57am On Jun 23, 2018
Dele Momodu has turned into a political clown.

You are not in APC, so what is your business if they can't weather the storm? Just busy body abi?

You told us previously that APC was the blessed party that would birth Nigeria's messiah, what happened Dele?

The expected contracts and money ain't flowing,is it?

Too late to cry. Concentrate on your dying magazine and leave politics for serious players.

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Crime / Re: Husband Brutalises Wife In Anambra Because Of N30k (Graphic Photos) by Kelamma(m): 9:09pm On Jun 22, 2018
Mehn! What is marriage turning into?! Soon married people will be too scared of their spouse to close their eyes and sleep.
The man that did this should be erased from the face of the earth.

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