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Business / Re: Irene Chiamaka Nwachukwu: Jamil Abubakar Impregnated Me & I Have A Son For Him by Kelamma(m): 8:48pm On Jun 21, 2018
Greedy girl! You hear say them hold money na im you forget your pant.

When you people were dancing tango,shaku shaku,one corner, etc on the bed,did you call us to watch? Now that you have exhausted your usefulness, you are inviting us. You see your life? Slay mama! Abeg shift make we see road.
In short, your baby is crying. Go give am breast.

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Politics / Re: Police Shoot 2 Protesting Shiite Members Dead In Kaduna Today (Graphic Photos) by Kelamma(m): 4:28pm On Jun 21, 2018
They died in action. Are they also getting the said virgins?

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Crime / Re: Shiite Protesters Stone Policeman To Death In Kaduna; Police Abandon Their Car by Kelamma(m): 3:50pm On Jun 21, 2018
This is getting out of hand. Like what the hell has Islam turned these guys into? These guys are like Zombies and vampires hunting for human flesh and blood.

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Travel / Re: Government To Train Candidates On Rail Engineering In China by Kelamma(m): 6:00am On Jun 20, 2018
Government must ensure that after the training, these lucky chaps will serve their Father land and not run to abroad with their government sponsored certificates.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe & Son, juwon Cooking To Celebrate His Birthday (Pics) by Kelamma(m): 4:31pm On Jun 18, 2018
Follygunners:


So much indeed... Disrespectful to husbands, lousy oloshos et al..
Yes! That's it. So much alike.
Celebrities / Re: Mr Shaa Buys A Car For Tontoh, His Sex Doll (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 3:39pm On Jun 18, 2018
Na so madness dey take start ? embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe & Son, juwon Cooking To Celebrate His Birthday (Pics) by Kelamma(m): 3:33pm On Jun 18, 2018
This Mercy reminds me of Tonto. I wonder what they have in common
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Women Who Celebrate Themselves On Father's Day by Kelamma(m): 9:28am On Jun 18, 2018
Tonto and Mercy take that! Learn from a sister.

Good one Toyin. So you get sense like this? grin

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Politics / Re: Timi Frank Writes Open Letter To Buhari by Kelamma(m): 8:50pm On Jun 17, 2018
How can Buhari declare Abiola President without holding Babangida accountable for the annulment? As long as Babangida is still referred to as an elder statesman and not an enemy of the state for going against the wishes of the people, it's all a circus.

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Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre Will Use And Dump Alex, Dirty Igbo Girl - Man Says by Kelamma(m): 8:44pm On Jun 17, 2018
shocked mogbe! E pain you reach like this? Abi you toast am, e no come gree? Is it your fvcking or is it your dumping?
Somebody can no longer fvck in peace, as if she borrowed your p**sy.

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Travel / Re: Soldier Who Escaped Attack On Her Wedding Day Killed In Fatal Accident. Photos by Kelamma(m): 7:39pm On Jun 17, 2018
Chai! cry RIP dear. You were just meant to die young.
Crime / Re: Notorious Lagos Physically Challenged Phone Thief Caught On CCTV by Kelamma(m): 2:47pm On Jun 17, 2018
What a talented disabled man! shocked
Celebrities / Re: Father's Day: Churchill Celebrates His Son, King Andre Omodayo Churchill by Kelamma(m): 10:58am On Jun 17, 2018
smileyThis weird Ex couple.

On a serious note, Tonto stop berating the father of your son.

Tonto, the Igbos say that 'uzo eji nwa adi echi' meaning that once a child is involved,the relationship is forever.

In your bid to paint Churchill bad, you come off as a psycho. Learn to be quiet. Silence is golden. Keep the world guessing baby.

Happy father's day to us all. I mean men o. Not women that want to wear the 'trousers' and emasculate us.

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Religion / Re: Ghana's Deputy Minister Of Transport Bans Preaching In Public Buses in Ghana by Kelamma(m): 8:52am On Jun 17, 2018
Originalsly:


Really?... so just because someone like me be sitting at home for only two years praying and waiting for God to find me a good job and send me a wife I'm docile?...and lazy and unproductive? If you're not spiritual you wouldn't understand. Atheist.Nonsense. Hmmm...let me go pray for someone bring me breakfast.
grin. It is only in Nigeria that someone prays to be a house and car owner without a feasible plan on how to achieve it. Pitiful indeed....
Abeg shift, make I join you pray for someone to bring me fried rice and chicken with cold beer.

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Celebrities / Re: Skiibii: I Was Always Broke When I Was With Five Star Music by Kelamma(m): 8:42am On Jun 17, 2018
nelsonebby:
gel or not wetin be your own. nigerians eh


grin grin grin grin
Bros check am na grin. The thing dey one kind.

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Religion / Re: Ghana's Deputy Minister Of Transport Bans Preaching In Public Buses in Ghana by Kelamma(m): 7:11am On Jun 17, 2018
JONNYSPUTE:
Exactly what I said to my friend during the match.
My brother, the thing weak me no be small.
Religion / Re: Ghana's Deputy Minister Of Transport Bans Preaching In Public Buses in Ghana by Kelamma(m): 6:53am On Jun 17, 2018
We need this in Nigeria and more. Religion has made us technically and practically lazy and unproductive. Look at super eagles,while their Croatian mates went to put heads together to discuss how to technically disarm them , they started praying! The God they were praying to, is he not also father to the Croatians? Nonsense! We are blinded by religion or rather,we hide behind religion to be docile, lazy,unproductive and plain stupid.

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TV/Movies / Re: Thread For The 80s Movies: 5 Indian Movies From The 80s We All Loved To Watch by Kelamma(m): 6:49am On Jun 17, 2018
I remember the love film Yeh vada raha. That film is one Indian movie I can't get tired of watching. Vikram and Sunita! I am a sucker for love mehn.
Celebrities / Re: Skiibii: I Was Always Broke When I Was With Five Star Music by Kelamma(m): 6:41am On Jun 17, 2018
Na your type I go support make EFCC visit, then you go talk true how you take get money....because this one wey you yarn,e no just gel.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole & Wife Stepout For Dinner In Honour Of Osinbajo.see Gift Given To VP by Kelamma(m): 6:34am On Jun 17, 2018
Osho, if your thing don weak so tey you no fit knack this babe give am belle, pass am to me. What type of wastage is this bikonu?
Politics / Re: Fayose Asked Obj To Submits Himself For Trial by Kelamma(m): 10:50am On Jun 10, 2018
Obasanjo is not above the law. If he has a case to answer, let the law do it's duty. All these G guys that they are jailing, are they not human beings? Abi do we have two constitutions in Nigeria? Biko let all man carry their cross, after all, them no share the money with me.
My prayer point- God continue to put confusion and war in the midst of my enemies and in this case, my enemies are Nigerian politicians irrespective of political affiliation.....Amen.

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Food / Re: Slaughtered Goats Are Washed In Water Containing Faeces In Oke-Ira, Lagos. PICS by Kelamma(m): 6:20am On Jun 10, 2018
gemale:

This one is more than government. We are too wicked to ourselves. Why would someone who fears God & has conscience be washing what someone would eat in faeces-polluted water? Is that not evil? If not for the grace of God, cholera or enterovirus epidemic would have long made us extinct in Nigeria. Typical Nigerians are quick to mention God but when I see acts like these, it screams "devil" loudly.
My brother, that is exactly why we have regulators! They failed in their objective to act as checks and balances to the people because some people will always want to be evil or negatively smart. In sane countries, the regulators don't neglect their duties, they inspect and enforce conformity. Here, they seat in their offices and receive their salaries or they go out, collect bribe and leave the defaulters! No enforcement of conformity to regulations. So I hold government responsible.
Crime / Re: Dispatch Rider Nabbed For Stealing €14,000 by Kelamma(m): 10:35pm On Jun 09, 2018
francotunsco:

How?
What do you mean how? Abi you don't know the meaning of Greed? Guy abeg, blame your teachers and not me.
Crime / Re: Dispatch Rider Nabbed For Stealing €14,000 by Kelamma(m): 7:01pm On Jun 09, 2018
This man is the definition of Greed.

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Celebrities / Re: Nuella Njubigbo And TChidi Chikere's White Wedding Photos by Kelamma(m): 6:55pm On Jun 09, 2018
Bia Op, I thought they banned Codeine? How can you call somebody's wife his long time girlfriend?! A woman he married with his money years ago! They just wanted to do oyibo wedding biko. Bad reportage.

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Career / Re: Women Make Their Money Working At A Building Site (Photos) by Kelamma(m): 6:14pm On Jun 09, 2018
At times I wonder where women get their strength from.See them littered at a work site,struggling to take home something for the family embarassed. That is why I have a big problem with any coward that beats a woman. God bless the good women in the world.

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Explains Why His Relationship With Timaya Is Deeper Than We Know by Kelamma(m): 6:13pm On Jun 09, 2018
ednut1:
is timaya married now
How can you compare someone that has two beautiful daughters to an aging woman? Bros pack well joor.

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Crime / Re: Lady Recounts How 2 Male Beggars Asked For Her Breast Milk After Helping Them. by Kelamma(m): 6:00pm On Jun 09, 2018
Aunty you can lie eh! Inshort, Lai Mohammed dey learn work where you dey.
Just because you want to trend abi , your breast don turn nunu.
Infact show me picture of the nunu or i don't believe you. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Explains Why His Relationship With Timaya Is Deeper Than We Know by Kelamma(m): 5:55pm On Jun 09, 2018
Chai! See how Empress Njamah lost a potential husband. She will be filled with regrets. She thought Timaya was a small fish and wanted to catch big abuja fishes. This life sef. Aunty Empress, how market ?

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Food / Re: Slaughtered Goats Are Washed In Water Containing Faeces In Oke-Ira, Lagos. PICS by Kelamma(m): 5:08pm On Jun 09, 2018
Don't we have regulatory body(bodies)in charge of abattoir activities? Shame on government. They have really failed the common man. We are indeed on our own.

Na to dey over boil any meat wey I buy for market be dat o. At least fire go help me kill some of the nyama nyama.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: Wealthy People Now Allow Their Kids To Do Music Because Of Me by Kelamma(m): 5:05pm On Jun 09, 2018
David you weren't the first biko.Someone like Naeto C was there before you. He comes from a wealthy, political family. So nyash down.

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Politics / Re: Nollywood Stars Endorse Ambode For Second Term [VIDEO] by Kelamma(m): 5:22am On Jun 08, 2018
He deserves endorsement. The only APC Governor doing well.

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