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Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah Steps Out In Cleveage-Baring Bra Top Barely Covering Her Boobs by Kelamma(m): 11:44am On Jul 07, 2018
I gat mad respect for women who prove themselves with their intellect and not all these daughters of Jezebel trying to pull a hustling guy down. Azigbokwa!

I will continue to jump and pass......Amen.

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Forged NYSC Certificate - Premium Times by Kelamma(m): 11:37am On Jul 07, 2018
No wonder! shocked
Her generousity may be as a case of blackmail resulting from NAS knowledge that she is a forger.

Chai! People of integrity!

Na so we go dey catch you people Kpichikom.

We won't forget all the atrocities you 'saints' are commiting.

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Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Being Blackmailed By Senators To Do Their Biddings – Premium Times by Kelamma(m): 1:41pm On Jul 06, 2018
You 'people of integrity' should continue sharing the money. Soon there will be nothing left to share but the country itself....

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Borno For Nigerian Army Day Celebration(pics) by Kelamma(m): 1:08pm On Jul 06, 2018
Always on crisp white agbada thereby appearing unapproachable and above the people.

Thats why he can't grant interviews in Nigeria but runs his mouth abroad. To him, we are all below him and stupid.

A very delusional human being that deludes himself that he has integrity.....smh....joke of the century.

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Politics / Re: "I Will End Killings In Benue, Taraba, Zamfara And Pleateau" - PMB Assures by Kelamma(m): 1:07pm On Jul 06, 2018
When? Yes when will you stop it? Is it When you go back to Daura?....Because that's where you are headed.

Four years was enough to prove yourself and you did prove that we were right to have denied you access to Aso rock three times...If not for afonja's........

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Family / Re: Avoidable Things Couples Do Which Lead To Divorce by Kelamma(m): 1:07pm On Jul 06, 2018
Keep a woman financially comfortable and perform your oza room duties well, your woman will never mention divorce.

.....If you mention it, she will bring her whole village to beg and pacify you grin

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by Kelamma(m): 7:37pm On Jul 05, 2018
Buhari emulate Williams and change to a better human being. Stop being wicked and heartless to the voices of the needy. You promised to bring change but brought Chains instead.

Buhari please change because Change begins with you.

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Travel / Re: See The Roofless Aircraft With 96 Passengers That Landed Safely After Explosion by Kelamma(m): 5:56am On Jul 04, 2018
The fear those people on board experienced eh,their mouth no go fit talk am finish.
It is better imagined than experienced.

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Family / Re: "I Waited For 20 Years And I'm A Proud Mum Now. Had 6 Unsuccessful IVFS" - Woman by Kelamma(m): 5:55am On Jul 04, 2018
He did it for Sarah,Elizabeth,Anna and he is still doing it .

He is Faithful. He is God.

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Family / Re: I Have Lost Interest In Having Sex & It's Affecting My Wife by Kelamma(m): 6:50am On Jul 03, 2018
Guy take Kunu aya(aki hausa juice) with dates regularly or burantashi or whatever it's called and your wife will call you Daddy grin

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Politics / Re: Is Reuben Abati Now Buhari's Spokesperson (photo) ? by Kelamma(m): 6:46am On Jul 03, 2018
The hustle is real. Man must chop grin
These guys played GEJ, just like Shehu,Adeshina,Lai and Lauretta are playing PMB.
Career / Re: Man Sacked By His Boss After He Refused To Sleep With His Wife by Kelamma(m): 6:38am On Jul 03, 2018
I dey fear some of our married women of today. I wonder what they will teach their children.
No morals whatsoever.

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Celebrities / Re: Veteran Actor Ignis Ekwe Is Dead by Kelamma(m): 6:28am On Jul 03, 2018
RIP sir.

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Assembly Lacks Powers To Give Anambra Ultimatum –commissioner by Kelamma(m): 7:38am On Jul 02, 2018
Even people do change of name,why can't a street?

I don't understand why Ebonyi is shouting upandan.

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Politics / Re: Plateau Killings: Prosecute Author Of Fake News – MURIC by Kelamma(m): 7:35am On Jul 02, 2018
MURIC the evil and selfish group!

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Politics / Re: FG Shouldn’t Cause Crisis With Ranches – Yoruba Youths by Kelamma(m): 7:35am On Jul 02, 2018
*Opens thread*
*Whistles and closes thread*
Health / Re: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Help On His Skin Rash And Solutions Necessary (pics) by Kelamma(m): 2:52pm On Jul 01, 2018
Nigeriapen:

See a doctor
Yea.Right after you.
Politics / Re: 'I Will Open A Can Of Worms' - Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe by Kelamma(m): 1:45pm On Jul 01, 2018
Please open it.
*grabs my groundnut and my chilled bottle of Hero*
Health / Re: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Help On His Skin Rash And Solutions Necessary (pics) by Kelamma(m): 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2018
*moves my cowries around*

shocked The gods said that it is your village people that is pursuing you!

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Romance / Re: 5 Warning Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by Kelamma(m): 11:40am On Jul 01, 2018
Some babes can be too coded that you can't decode.

As in,if you swear, you die straight up.

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Recovered Abacha Loot Should Not Be Shared To Poor Nigerians by Kelamma(m): 5:53pm On Jun 30, 2018
Agreement is agreement so says Osuofia. undecided

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Health / Re: How To Recognize A Stroke And What To Do To Prevent It. by Kelamma(m): 12:12pm On Jun 30, 2018
My mother taught me not to wish people evil but it would be nice to see some of our polithiefians down with this....but then if wishes are horses, then beggars will ride sad

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Sports / Re: Sardar Azmoun Quits Iran National Team Due To Insults After World Cup Exit by Kelamma(m): 12:09pm On Jun 30, 2018
Mama's boy like me. Anything concerning mumsy, we die there . No even try.

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Celebrities / Re: Faithia Williams Rocks Super Eagles Jersey, Urges Nigerians To Get Their PVCs by Kelamma(m): 11:19am On Jun 30, 2018
Yes it is good to get PVC,but get PVC and vote for who
I think that is the real ish.

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Education / Re: FUNAAB Lecturer Using A Local Lamp To Illustrate How Plants Absorb Water. PICS by Kelamma(m): 11:19am On Jun 30, 2018
It is called teaching aid but Nigerian style grin
This lecturer is very innovative considering the state of our education sector shocked
Politics / Re: 2019: Godfathers In Political Battles With Godsons by Kelamma(m): 11:18am On Jun 30, 2018
They have started....and that is how they will sign and swear their mandates away...If you know, you know. If you don't know, ask Chinwoke Mbadinuju and 'short man devil'Chris Ngige.

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Education / Re: Why It Is Difficult To Graduate With First-class In Nigeria by Kelamma(m): 7:18am On Jun 30, 2018
Simply because everything in Nigeria na muscle. The environment too harsh.
A lot of distractions and hindrances. Even the jealous,intimidated, out dated and mean lecturers are also a barrier.

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Health / Re: FG Tasks Optometrists To Reduce Rate Of Avoidable Blindness by Kelamma(m): 6:43am On Jun 30, 2018
Thunder fire you there! Why will people not be getting blind anyhow when people no dey chop better food wey get nutrients?
The condition you and your Oga has reduced Nigerians to! Even blindness has increased...no be me talk this one...na you take your mouth talk am.

The painful thing is that good things like electricity,good roads, affordable housing, well equipped hospitals aren't increasing o.

It is hunger,death,hatred,division, hardship, religious intolerance, lying and now blindness that have increased since the government of change came on-board.

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Phones / Re: Apple To Launch 3 Cheaper, Mid-range Smartphones by Kelamma(m): 6:26am On Jun 30, 2018
No, they should continue with their high end phones o.
Samsung don show dem shege grin

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Food / Re: How To Fix An Oversalted Meal by Kelamma(m): 5:58am On Jun 30, 2018
Why will you even over salt my food in the first place? angry
Didn't your mama teach you how to cook?
No no no! I don't take nonsense..so don't tell me that mistakes can happen!

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Celebrities / Re: Marriage For Me Isn’t A Do Or Die Affair –actress Dayo Amusa by Kelamma(m): 5:58am On Jun 30, 2018
Why is it that all this 'old mama youngy' are always forming feminism to cover up their desperation for a man to marry?

There's a reason God instituted marriage..and that is companionship and procreation.

Continue forming feminism until loneliness will finish you. When your pvssy looses all elasticity, those married men shacking your head will disappear in search of fresh pvssy,that time you go know.

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Food / Re: Reasons Why You Should Eat Dinner Early by Kelamma(m): 6:19pm On Jun 29, 2018
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