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Phones › Today Is World Telecommumication Day by Kelklein(op): 7:40am On May 17, 2015
[size=15pt] imagine a world without the telecomms


what do you think it would be like..?
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Sports › Re: Check Out Our Football Rules As Kids by Kelklein(op): 7:28am On May 17, 2015
mod t'is fun for fp
Sports › Check Out Our Football Rules As Kids by Kelklein(op): 10:52pm On May 16, 2015
[size=15pt] RULES OF FOOTBALL (During my
childhood)
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who
plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if a player is
injured.
4. The match only ends when everyone
was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score,
the winner will be determined by the last
team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could
run with the ball even behind the goal
post (usually two stones).
7. If you don't participate in repairing
the ball you were given an automatic
match ban
8. If you're picked last, you were the
worst player.
9. The guy who was never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree when it got
stuck, or if was kicked across the fence
in order to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. The most skillful player got
automatic selection to the side of the
ball's owner.
I really enjoyed my childhood.


feel free to add yours..
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Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Is The ‘general’ Of Common Sense Revolution – Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 9:12pm On May 14, 2015

Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity May Persist Beyond May 29 – Major Marketers by Kelklein(m): 8:41pm On May 14, 2015
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One day I met money

I said you are just a piece of paper..............!!!!!

Money smiled & said. "of course
I'm a piece of paper, but i haven't
seen a dustbin in my life"

Now, that's attitude.......
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Education › Re: Tension In UNIZIK As SUG President Queries VC On Alleged Corruption by Kelklein(m): 9:32am On May 13, 2015
he should be careful with the fingers he bites sha.

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now in other news...some brothers wicked small sha. lol

Politics › Re: Massive Queue At NNPC Tanke Area In Ilorin by Kelklein(m): 8:59pm On May 12, 2015
Now...check out these..

Jokes Etc › Re: Look At This Hilarious Images Very Well And Laugh . by Kelklein(m): 5:04pm On May 12, 2015
OK...let me try


pic1 below: the woman in red on that podium is scratching something... but I don't know what!

pic2below: there is a girl passing behind..whose dark head forms what looks like "shuku" on the pictured girl's head..

pic3below: there is a black dobberman listening attentively in the middle of the hall

pic4below: that's an impossible way to lie down(the legs)..how did she do that?

Nairaland General › Re: Test Your IQ by Kelklein(m): 5:03am On May 10, 2015
how is that a test of IQ.....smh
Nairaland General › Re: 20 Of The Most Influential Images Of All Time by Kelklein(m): 4:54am On May 10, 2015
embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: OPINION: What u think that, it Can be the first agendar, In buhari's Govt.? by Kelklein(m): 4:46am On May 10, 2015
Gbagaun!
Nairaland General › Re: Reasons Why We Think Life's Unfair by Kelklein(m): 4:26am On May 10, 2015
shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Mixed Metaphors: hypertension In High Places by Kelklein(m): 4:18am On May 10, 2015
Romance › Re: 15 Sign To Know If You Are Dating A Covert Prostitute (runs Girl). by Kelklein(m): 9:29pm On May 09, 2015
[size=14pt] I'm very sure the posters below me have something to say.. [/size]
Fashion › Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Hairstyle?????????????? by Kelklein(m): 9:08pm On May 09, 2015
[size=15pt] Now that's gross! [/size]


#my2kobo

Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by Kelklein(m): 7:48pm On May 09, 2015
[size=15pt] the heart



The heart pumps blood to keep itself and all of the above working



#my2kobo [/size]

Politics › Re: Lamido Names Streets After ‘G7-Governors’ by Kelklein(m): 7:24pm On May 09, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally!!! Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service 2015 Form on sale by Kelklein(m): 2:16pm On May 09, 2015
[size=16pt] but why all these exploitation when they will end up picking only 2 or 3 persons per state (about 100 for the entire country)...

considering the meagre chances of been selected (if u look all the mouths wey go dey involve for the selection), me think they should have made the fee #1000


only my #2kobo sha
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Politics › Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Visits Nasir El-rufai (photos) by Kelklein(m):

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 17 Best-paying Jobs In Nigeria by Kelklein(m): 11:26am On May 09, 2015

Romance › Re: My Best Five Engagement Proposal Ideas by Kelklein(m): 11:11am On May 09, 2015
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What is the difference between
I like you &
I love you.
Beautifully answered by a Buddha:
The Buddha's answer was so simple:
"When u like a flower, u just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understands this , understands life.
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Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Have Boyfriend by Kelklein(m): 10:52pm On May 08, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Wizkid Shares Lovely New Pic With Tania Omotayo by Kelklein(m): 7:27pm On May 08, 2015

Politics › Re: FG Orders Verification Of Workers’ Certificates by Kelklein(m): 10:33am On May 08, 2015
Celebrities › Re: What is tonto dikeh doing in this pics ? by Kelklein(m): 10:16am On May 08, 2015
if it's Tonto... I know where this is heading



make I run buy this 50 x 100 keep
























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Politics › Re: Jonathan In Secret Meeting With Buhari by Kelklein(m): 7:54am On May 08, 2015
we watching in 3D sha..




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Romance › Think You Know Women? Solve This by Kelklein(op): 10:41pm On May 01, 2015
[size=15pt] Name something women wear that you think was designed by a man because it’s uncomfortable but sexy..


Correct Answer to be revealed after the first 5000 views.. watch out



leggo
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Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened by Kelklein(m): 11:49am On Apr 30, 2015
oh buoy.!!
Politics › Re: No Allocation For Fuel Subsidy As Senate Passes 2015 Budget by Kelklein(m): 6:45am On Apr 29, 2015
ok
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Apologise To George –tinubu by Kelklein(m): 6:41am On Apr 29, 2015
who we go take?

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