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Fashion › Re: Man Decorates His Suit With Naira Note To Attend An Event (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 4:50pm On Jul 19, 2015
grin

Romance › Re: Moment When You Want To Flex Your Babe In Your Dad's Car. photo. by Kelklein(m): 10:27am On Jul 19, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies › Don't Be Brash And Over-confident: Lesson For Job Seekers by Kelklein(op): 5:20am On Jul 18, 2015
At the interview to fill the vacancy of a Field Engineer in a multinational oil company, two competent and qualified Engineers were shortlisted and the company was to decide on who to retain and who to show the red card.

They asked them If they could drive and they both answered in the affirmative even though only one of them could drive. The Head of the Human Resources spearheading the interview cum pruning session then handed his car keys to them to prove their driving skills within the premises.

The over-confident applicant collected the car key, opened the car, switched on the ignition, lighted it up, sped off, swirled, swerved and made some stunts on wheels before parking the car on the same spot to the seeming rousing applause and mischievously knowing smile of the interviewers.

The other applicant who could not drive collected the key all the same, opened the car, opened the bonnet, checked the engine oil level, the brake fluid level, the gear oil level and the water in the radiator level. As he closed the bonnet, the chief interviewer walked towards him and said: "Don't bother driving, you've just been hired!"

Precaution is more powerful than expertise!
The race is not for the swiftest, but to the wise!
Don't be brash and over-confident. Learn the ropes and never back off from giving your best even If you don't possess what it takes.

That someone is doing it fast doesn't mean he is doing it right! Direction is more important than speed! Exercise caution and take precaution in the journey of life- that's how to be recruited into the employment of success...


my2kobo
Politics › Re: Stop Bemoaning PDP’s Mishandling Of Nigeria, Cleric Tells Buhari by Kelklein(m):

Sports › Re: 13 Categories Of People You Will Meet At Football Betshops by Kelklein(m): 10:50am On Jul 17, 2015
*yawns***

Business › Re: Naira Drops To 242.5 Against Dollar by Kelklein(m): 5:39pm On Jul 16, 2015
Emefiele! Emefiele!! Emefiele!!! how many times did I call you?


heee'en!
Politics › Re: #changeisintheair: See How A LG Chairman Forfeit 50% Of Salary & Allowances(px) by Kelklein(op): 2:46pm On Jul 15, 2015
petkoffDrake:
buhari legalize gay

Politics › #changeisintheair: See How A LG Chairman Forfeit 50% Of Salary & Allowances(px) by Kelklein(op):
A local government caretaker chairman in Kaduna State forfeits 50% of his salary & allowances.

see the details in this sensational press release below...


Now...that's Change!



cc: Lalasticlala

Politics › NOI Replies Oshiomole On Alleged $1b Withdrawn For Jonathan Re-election by Kelklein(op): 9:11am On Jul 14, 2015
..says he suffers from numerical diarrhoea.


Former Finance minister Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has described Governor Adams Oshiomhole's accusation that she spent $1 billion out of the Excess Crude Account to fund the re-election bid of former President Goodluck as stupid and unfounded.

According to a statement released by the Media Adviser to the ex-minister, Paul C Nwabuikwu, on Monday, July 13, the Governor's claim is another round of false campaign against Okonjo-Iweala, which he has embarked on for months.

"The statement is just another example of the numerical diarrhea that seems to have afflicted His Excellency in recent times in his effort to damage the reputation of the former Minister," the communique said.

Read full statement below:

[b]"The allegation by Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State that former Minister of Finance Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala spent $1 billion out of the Excess Crude Account to fund the re-election bid of former President Jonathan is the kind of ludicrously false statement that has unfortunately become a trademark of the Governor in his public campaign of falsehood against Dr Okonjo-Iweala.

The statement is just another example of the numerical diarrhea that seems to have afflicted
His Excellency in recent times in his effort to damage the reputation of the former Minister. He has, within the last few months, asked Dr Okonjo-Iweala to explain all kinds of totally wild and unsubstantiated figures, ranging from $30 billion, $20 billion, $2.1 billion, N720 billion and now $1 billion.

To say the obvious, the accusations are totally lacking in credibility. Governor Oshiomhole’s published comments also contain other falsehoods. For instance, he quoted Dr Okonjo-Iweala as saying that she and the Finance Commissioners of the 36 states approved the spending of $2.1 billion out of the Excess Crude Account, adding that the Commissioners had disowned the statement. This is also a complete distortion.

Dr Okonjo-Iweala never said the Federation Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) approved spending out of the ECA. Rather as the Commissioners themselves stated, the former Minister of State Finance informed them that former President Jonathan approved the expenditure to end the debilitating fuel queues across the country.

As Nigerians know, the Finance Ministry under Okonjo-Iweala regularly published details of revenue allocations from the ECA in national media. So Oshiomhole’s tortured “calculations” based on his “four figure tables” are mere political numbers conjured to achieve a political purpose. Nigerians can see through the elaborate antics.

Governor Oshiomhole’s latest statement, like earlier ones, labours to give the impression that the entire FAAC process which involves the Federal Government and the 36 states of the Federation is a personal monopoly of Dr Okonjo- Iweala.

This is, of course not true. FAAC is a long standing national platform for allocating revenues chaired by the Minister of State Finance. The governor’s insistence on pushing this clearly fictional narrative underscores his desperation.

It is instructive that Governor Oshiomhole is a key member of the committee set up by the National Economic Council to investigate the ECA spending. His continuing attacks against Dr Okonjo-Iweala seem to suggest that he has lost confidence in this platform which he deployed to make some of his initial false and baseless allegations. The Governor does not seem to appreciate that he is undermining the very credibility of the committee.

Once again, we ask: why are Oshiomhole and his cohorts so ready to sacrifice truth, precedent and decency in this political witch hunt against Dr Okonjo-Iweala?

We are confident that they will fail because truth
will triumph."
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http://pulse.ng/politics/okonjo-iweala-oshiomhole-suffers-from-numerical-diarrhea-ex-minister-reacts-to-govs-accusations-id3969091.html
cc: Lalasticlala
Politics › Re: 'oshiomhole Suffers From Numerical Diarrhea' - Ex- Minister Reacts by Kelklein(m): 8:53am On Jul 14, 2015
this ur post tho
Politics › Re: 20 Things We Love About Abuja by Kelklein(m): 2:23pm On Jul 13, 2015
Politics › Re: BREAKING News:buhari Sacks Service Chiefs by Kelklein(m): 2:20pm On Jul 13, 2015
long overdue
Politics › Re: Breaking News On AIT by Kelklein(m): 2:19pm On Jul 13, 2015
ok
Politics › Re: B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S: Osun Workers Call Off Strike by Kelklein(m): 2:18pm On Jul 13, 2015
Politics › Re: Bankole Detained In Underground Cell by Kelklein(m): 2:00pm On Jul 12, 2015
[size=18pt] Old Stale News [/size]
Romance › Spot The 5 Women (pix) by Kelklein(op): 1:32pm On Jul 12, 2015
This stunning image is actually five women decorated by world champion body - painter Johannes Stotter to look like an amphibian.

DID YOU FIND THE 5 WOMEN?



mods abeg move to appropriate section.

Pets › Re: Look In My Eyes And Deny It. No Human Could Love You As Much As I Do. by Kelklein(m): 7:40am On Jul 12, 2015
na wa o
Car Talk › Re: The Man Who Has The Largest Car Collection In The World! by Kelklein(m):
damn... omo see "machinez"

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the 2nd next guy below me must be attending Deeper Life
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I dedicate this FTC to him (just found out it's all Vanity)
Politics › Re: Before APC Falls Apart By Remi Oyeyemi by Kelklein(op):
“ ….there is need for the competence and character of public men to be subjected to severer and stricter scrutiny…” - Chief Obafemi Awolowo

“Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong.” - Daniel O'Connell.



One of the challenges of building a country or if you like as in the case of Nigeria – a Nation-State is the inability of all the players to agree on the definition of political lexicons such as fairness, good, bad, consistency among several others. The dishonest desire to apply different definitions and rules in all situations that concerns segments of the same people in the same country is what often causes problems and challenges for the building of a prosperous and united country.

The recent Dele Momodu’s article on the above subject really raises the specter of partiality and unfairness as an instrument of political management of and in our polity. The article, an epitome in subtle double-speak, dexterous meandering as well as an exemplification in flagrant double standard is also an invitation to
lowering the standard of integrity in public offices in the name of political correctness. Coming from a respected colleague like Mr. Momodu is very disappointing, and indeed very scary.

I am sure that Mr. Momodu would agree with me that there are universal basic definitions of “good”, “bad”, “fairness”, “treachery”, “greed”, “perfidy”, and other lexicons of usage. So, it should not be difficult to identify any “bad” and “treacherous” behavior(s) for what they are. Thus for Mr. Momodu to suggest in the referenced article that the victims of the treachery of Bukola Saraki and Yakubu Dogara have the responsibility of allowing peace to reign in the APC and the country is not only disappointing, it is shocking.

Rather than address the real issues and the implications of treachery and undue brinksmanship, Mr. Momodu was speaking in “tongues” from all sides of the issue at stake. If political correctness is the path that people like Mr. Momodu are championing in rectifying the impasse that are evolving within the APC
and the country at large in the glare of all, then it is either he is not sincere in his admonitions or he is really angling for the destruction of the APC house that took the sweat of many to build.

The ability to speak the truth “as is” is a challenge that those who sincerely wish President Mohammadu Buhari success must adopt and practice. Even, those who are going to be his critics could not afford to be pejorative or propagandist, since such would devalue from the integrity of the issues at stake.

Mr. Momodu had written inter alia:-

“I have had the honour and privilege of sitting with the two principal actors in the middle of this raging imbroglio, Senate President Bukola Saraki and Speaker Yakubu Dogara and I’m reasonably assured and definitely convinced that they both love their Party despite the storms in the tea-cups that almost damaged their relationships irreparably. Though labelled as modern day Judases, they both continue to plead for the understanding of those who might not have known what actually transpired behind the scenes.”

When Mr. Momodu sat down with his friends what did he stress to them as what ought to be the course of action moving forward? Did he underscore the need to put the interest of the country above their selfish interests? Did he implore them to really let the “sleeping dog lie” and negotiate with others by giving some after
they had taken some? Was he very forthright in letting them see the damages they are doing to the country, their party and the Presidency of Buhari by their acts of treachery and uncontrolled greed? Is Momodu suggesting that Saraki and Dogara are not Judases? Is Mr. Momodu trying to launder the soiled and dirty reputations for these two perfidious elements?

Then Mr, Momodu wrote:-

For now, they are willing and ready to bear their crosses courageously till that auspicious moment when the jigsaw would fit into place. For myself, I am aware that all the contending factions have points that would justify their position and this is the more reason that the swords should be sheathed without further delay. Nobody can come out of this smelling of roses as all the contending forces acted selfishly including the party supremacists!

The question Mr. Momodu failed to address is how to forgive treachery and perfidy? As contended by the Bologna Socialist Party of old, “He who betrayed once, will do it again,” could Saraki and Dogara be meaningful partners going forward given the sort of exudation we have witnessed from them so far? How do you forgive an intruder who came into your house and took
the valuables you have sweated for? How do you reason with such a perfidious element when he
is not even considering remorse? How do you move on when such treacherous element as in Bukola Saraki and his accomplice in the Federal House of Representative are refusing to even negotiate and give some after they had taken some? Since Saraki has stolen the Senate Presidency why was he not willing to concede the post of principal officials to the “party
supremacists” as Mr. Momodu called them?

What exactly is Mr. Momodu advocating? So when Momodu sat with Saraki, a serial bank robber, why did he not prevail on him to give and take in the name of peace and progress of the country? Why did Momodu not help Saraki see the need to not be too greedy and consider other interests in the party? Why did Momodu fail to impress it on his “greedy” friends to find a way
to bring everyone together for the interest of President Buhari who has a task to accomplish?
Rather than be blunt and honest with his friends when he sat with them, Mr. Momodu did not do that. But Mr. Momodu was more comfortable to provide the following preposterous counsel:-

“My candid advice to the APC leadership is to urgently put its house in order because if united they will stand proudly but if divided they will fall miserably. Such is the sad reality I foresee if members of the same party find it impossible to forgive even if they cannot forget.

What Mr. Momodu did in that article is like blaming the victims of armed robbery who did not wish to be robbed. He is blaming the victims and advising the victims not to fight back even when the victims have the means and wherewithal to do so. Instead of speaking the truth to his friends and call their attention to the effects of their greed, Mr. Momodu is advising
the victims to accept their fate and move on when they (the victims) have the means to stand up and fight for their rights? What makes Mr. Momodu think that there could be peace without justice? How could Mr. Momodu not know that justice is a precondition to peace and progress?

Mr. Momodu’s position in the referenced article is an example of why Nigeria would never make it. The inability to be candid, honest and forthright in matters of concern to all and sundry is creating enmity, bad blood and a sense of unfair treatment to some. Instead of us all to come together and condemn the condemnable, Mr. Momodu is advocating the tolerance and acceptance of perfidy and treachery. Mr. Momodu is advocating that we should just leave them alone and allow their travesty to stand regardless of the implications of such to the country and to the party. Mr. Momodu is advocating allowing shenanigans to be part of our public behaviors, discourse and administration. He is trying to validate all the wrong things for the right reasons.

In that article, Mr. Momodu is creating a serious foreboding. He is sending dangerous signals to
anxious Nigerians who want to fight corruption. He is sending perplexing indication for fraud, shenanigans and perfidy to be tolerated and accepted as part and parcel of our public life.

Mr. Momodu is sending signals that if tomorrow,
President Mohammdu Buhari wakes up and wanted to know what happened in the Societe Generale Bank looted by Bukola Saraki and his sisters, Trade Bank owned by Kwara and Kogi States but looted to liquidation by Saraki and the Intercontinental Banks where he colluded with Sanusi Lamido to write off about 40 billion naira loan, he (Mr. Momodu) would plead that President Buhari should not go forward with it?

Yet the sage Obafemi Awolow advised “...there is need for the competence and character of public men to be subjected to severer and stricter scrutiny…” Is it that Mr. Momodu does not buy into this principle?

In every situation where there are no consequences for negative behaviors, that is an open invitation to others to engage in such behaviors again. It is an open validation of wrong doing and that wrong doing would be acceptable. Mr. Momodu should go back and sit down with Saraki and Dogara once again and tell
them the truth. He should not sugarcoat their perfidy to them. He should go and tell them that they are destroying the country and the APC.

Mr.Momodu should point out to them that since they have stolen the Senate Presidency and the Speakership from the “party supremacists”, they should concede the principal offices of the NASS to them for the sake of peace, unity and progress of the country and their political party.

Mr. Momodu should not blame the victims here. He should not engage in subtle rebuke of Chief Bisi Akande who is well known to be a very serious mind. Chief Akande is not a frivolous person. He does not fool around. He is a man of integrity. Rather Mr. Momodu should develop a backbone to tell his friends (Saraki and Dogara) the home truth and let them know that they are Judases as implied by their conducts. He should warn his friends to moderate their greed and be
more considerate of others. He should advise them to make sacrifices if they are genuine “patriots” and allow peace to reign in the country and APC.

Mr. Momodu should stop beating around the bush and desist from speaking fromall sides of the issue. I plead with him in the name of justice, progress and peace. This is because as contended above by Daniel O’Connell, “Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong.”

"In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility - I welcome it.” - John F. Kennedy


source: http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/11/apc-falls-apart-rejoinder-remi-oyeyemi
cc: Lalasticlala
Education › Re: 10 Things To Make You More Intelligent by Kelklein(m): 11:20pm On Jul 11, 2015
the way you write that topic though....
Could still be fp worthy anyways


lalasticlala.. abeg help us decide..
Crime › Re: Church Member Petitions Police Over Lagos Prophet Who Defrauded Her Of N5million by Kelklein(m): 10:24pm On Jul 10, 2015

Romance › Re: Capsion These Photo Of Me Annd My Girlfriend by Kelklein(m): 6:06am On Jul 03, 2015
** undecided**
Family › Re: How To Maintain A Healthy Relationship by Kelklein(m): 6:03am On Jul 03, 2015
nice piece..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job Like A Matter Of Life And Death by Kelklein(m): 5:58am On Jul 03, 2015
my candid advice... leave where you are barely TOLERATED back to where you are CELEBRATED. go back to the north and continue from where you stopped..


#my2kobo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 5:34am On Jul 03, 2015
kogi #God Don win
Romance › Re: Obama Finally. Weds Mugabe (pics) by Kelklein(m): 6:06am On Jul 01, 2015
lol grin
Romance › 6 Things Women Desire From Sex (readers Discretion) by Kelklein(op): 2:51am On Jul 01, 2015
An erectio.n is not enough to make women feel
the depth of your energetic being as a man, nor
to connect them to higher planes. Contrary to
popular belief, women are not less sexual than
men, they are just wired differently.
While men can get an erectio.n and go from zero
to hero in less than five minutes, most women
need a heck of a lot more than that to feel
sexually satisfied.

Let’s get one thing straight: women love sex. So,
if you ever hear a woman talking about sex like
it’s a chore – as if she’d rather vacuum or tidy
up the house – she’s having the wrong kind of
sex.

Men, do you want to see your woman’s body
convulsing in orgasms? Do you want to hear her
screaming in ecstasy, so loud that the neighbors
can hear? Then listen up! Women are drawn to
capable men who actually care about what they
do and how they do it.

Consciously awake women want more than
physical se.x. It’s an exploration of connection,
energy, passion, and transcendental states.
You are more than your physical body, which is
but one level of your existence. In addition to
what you understand as your body (head, arms,
feet, organs, etc.), you also possess an energetic
body.

Physical se.x will only take you so far. It’s surface
level with very little depth. This is the type of se.x
almost everyone is having, as it doesn’t require
much skill – but it’s boring!

When two people connect energetically – not just
physically – MAGIC happens. Energy vibrates at
high frequencies as it courses through our bodies,
making sex a complete physical high.
Consciously awake se.x transcends basic se.x on
ALL LEVELS. It’s raw. It’s primal. This type of
sex is Cosmic!

If you really want to experience the depths of
your lover, you have to go beyond the physical
and into your energetic body. Then you can tap
into deeper states of ecstasy and pleasure you
once thought existed only in dreams!

#1 Emotional Vulnerability
Men who are emotionally disconnected are hard
to feel energetically. An erectio.n is not enough to
make women feel the depth of your energetic
being as a man, nor to connect them to higher
planes.
They need to feel energy emanating from your
body, and this requires you to open your heart.
MEN!! Be willing to dive into the fire of your Soul.
Connect to your deeper purpose. Live from this
place.

#2 Passion
Passionate men cannot be underrated. A man
who pursues his desires passionately says far
more about him as a lover than you can imagine.
A passionate lover will have conscious hands. He
is the type of man that looks deep into your eyes,
through your heart, and into your Soul. He will
listen to her pulse, feel the rhythms of her body,
and tune in to her energy.

#3 Skills
Consciously awake women have no patience for
men who won’t invest their time and resources
into understanding what it takes to be an
amazing lover.
Men who take pride in the skills they have, take
their time and treat their lover’s body like a
temple. These men are the kind of men that
understand the alchemy of sexuality.

#4 Variety
“On top”, missionary, and “from behind” are not
the end all – be all of sex. Don’t get
monotonous. Be creative and adventurous!
Take time to explore what your lover wants, and
if you have a hard time feeling her out, ask
questions.
Remember: All women are not created equal.
They are diverse in how they feel and what they
want. The shape of a woman’s vagin.a will make
certain positions more pleasing for some over
others. Learn what your woman loves – which
positions work and why.

#5 Kissin.g, touch and the breath
Kissin.g is one of the most erotic forms of
sexuality and can fuel so much passion between
lovers. In fact, kissing alone can unlock energetic
bodies.
Feel into us. Let us feel your weight and your
strength. We aren’t fragile, let us feel your
presence. There is healing and sensuality in
touch. It takes practice and Conscious Awareness
to unlock the layers of our bodies we keep
blocked most of the time.

#6 Intimacy
Quickiez are fair game… sometimes. There’s a
time and a place for it. However true intimacy is
not created while in a hurry – slow down!
Let go of the usual focus on achieving orgasm,
and instead, feel into the entire experience: the
dance, exchange and mixing of energy, the
alchemy of two souls aligning in physical ecstasy.
So if you want women who crave you sexually
and have orgasms that shake the walls, then try
the Consciously Awake Route. You’ll thank me
later.
http://naijanewsroom.com/?p=41031

Phones › MTN Recharge PIN Now 16 Digits?! (pix) by Kelklein(op): 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2015
just bought this MTN recharge card, scratched it and saw 16 digits... y didn't they make any announcement to that effect.. the thing almost caused fight o until I loaded it and saw it was real!

Politics › Re: Nigerian States Owe $3.3 Bln by Kelklein(m): 9:32pm On Jun 23, 2015

Phones › Re: 5phones That Broke Guiness World Record by Kelklein(m): 9:13pm On Jun 23, 2015
wer pishures na?

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