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Jokes Etc › Pls...Help Translate This Pidgin English by Kelklein(op):
Time to loosen up from all the election ish

Somebody should pls translate this broken for us:


[size=17pt] "wakawaka don carry belle" [/size]


leggo



cc: mods, dani1luv , ben13
Politics › Re: General Buhari And His Wife Being Accredited (photos) by Kelklein(m):
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Vote GMB ( G oodluck M oves 2
B ayelsa)

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Politics › Re: Sokoto State APC Chieftains Arrested - Saharareporters by Kelklein(m): 9:04am On Mar 28, 2015
The governor should intervene as quickly as possible

he's still the CSO of the state...


Vote APC!
Politics › Re: Obama Accused Of Aiding Boko Haram In Order To Help Buhari Win Elections by Kelklein(m): 9:51pm On Mar 27, 2015
[size=18pt] like seriously... you expect me to read that novel-like report


must be joking dude




All I want to do now is


#voteoutincompetence

#IhaveaPVC
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Politics › It Takes A Buhari [A Must Read Before You Cast Your Vote] by Kelklein(op): 9:33pm On Mar 27, 2015
Whatever you do on Saturday, remember, it takes
a Buhari to make a change. It’s not just a slogan;
it’s a historical fact that is easily lost on those who
think that this process is about replacing one
region or religion with another. It’s much more
than that. Buhari or the fear of him, has thrown our
rulers into uncommon dynamism. Old fault lines are
widening, friendships are breaking and where
there was apathy, inertia and arrogance, it has
been replaced by a pyrrhic humility. One shudders
to ask - if, for some curious reason, Buhari is no
longer a factor would governance return to
soporific somnambulism?

The five-year era of - I don’t give a damn has
changed so much since Buhari became an
electoral factor. His emergence altered the tempo
of campaigns and governance for momentary
good. For five years Boko Haram sanguinely
rampaged through the northeast, calls to tame the
monster fell on deaf ears. The president confessed
that it was not Buhari who underfunded the
military and weakened his capacity to stop the
bloodshed, but that he under-estimated the
insurgency - sleeping on duty. It took Malala
Yousufzai to convince our president to even meet
grieving parents. That was before Buhari became a
candidate. They had thought he would slip back
into retirement giving them an easy victory lap.
They even gave him a Millennial Award to shut him
down.

Buhari’s candidature changed the momentum.
Today, President Jones has visited the northeast a
record four times within two months. It takes a
Buhari to turn a dour president into a gallant
commander-in-chief of. Not only did he visit,
Idriss Deby remembered how Buhari invaded Chad
chasing rebels that he unilaterally marched his men
into Naija territory. That would not have happened
without a Buhari in the fray. Fear of Buhari has
earned our gallant troops their needed weapons.
Not even the Occupy Movement could wring ten
kobo change from pump price hike. Buhari got ten
kobo reduction without carrying placard. What
more, he forced a 50% electricity tariff reduction
even from the private hands who raised N21
million for campaigns; even long forgotten areas
got electricity for hours of late - people won’t
forget that.

In 2011, nothing but advanced questions could’ve
forced President Jones to a national debate. This
year once Buhari refused debate with discredited
NTA, the defender wanted one. Buhari has made a
debater out of someone who has difficulties
reading even from a script - one giant leap for
mankind.

Stealing is not corruption - remember the line?
Yes. But with Buhari consistently talking about
eradicating corruption, out pops the parable of
the goats and yam and promises to address the
issue. Lesson - if Buhari is talking about it, the
ruining class must make it an issue.
The Yorubas have never had it so bad. Their
demand for restructuring was based on the real
transformation of Lagos by Tinubu/Fashola. It is
proof that things can be run differently. Today, the
Yoruba are beautiful brides whom President Jones
woos with promises of juicy ministerial portfolio.
He even moved to Marina so he could be near
influential Yoruba Obas for prayers. Why? Because
twice, Buhari has picked a deputy from
Yorubaland - if Yorubaland is important to Buhari,
it must be an issue for President Jones. It takes a
Buhari.

This regime is famous for setting up committees to
silence opponents then keeping their reports to
gather dust. A confab in a nation with an overpaid
and under-utilized legislature is pure wastage. It
cannot override the legislature and its
recommendations have no force of law. President
Jones went ahead with it anyway, spending the
billions that could have helped ASUU, ASUP and
COESU return to classes, or buy a fleet of buses
for transportation or build urban shelter. Its
committee report had gathered dust already, but
with Buhari in the race, there is an endorsement;
it’s out of the trashcan - for now. Even siblings of
the Immigration tragedy got money and job offers
although the chief murderer, Abba Moro is
retained. It takes a Buhari.

Pastor Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo and until lately,
Rev.Fr Mbaka and others have seen the
presidential convoy and perhaps the
accompanying dollars; now the council of Ulama
in the west is endorsing candidates. They are not
alone; the associations of witches and witchcraft
and confraternities have endorsed the born-again
president. Atiku Abubakar is a king in any political
chess game. He is a powerhouse acknowledged by
the Wizard of Ota. Get Atiku on your side and you
have a political mileage. Thanks to Buhari,
President Jones traced Atiku home at 3:00 a.m.
Imagine the pressure that made a Judas of
Amaechi’s deputy of many years!
Thus far Buhari has not succeeded in getting the
ruining party to embrace the digital electronic
voting machine, but with America knowing and
approving, they have no choice. So, if you’re
voting status quo this Saturday, ask yourself -
what happens in the next four years when there is
no fear of Buhari as the beginning of feigned
dynamism?

source: http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/opinion/50364-it-takes-a-buhari
Politics › Re: Could This Be Pdp's Last Permutations After Buhari Have Been Declared Winner??? by Kelklein(m): 9:00pm On Mar 27, 2015
PassingShot:
Case 1: Buhari is not only qualified but eminently qualified. The case will eventually be proven beyond reasonable doubts by the appointed dates. I nurse no fear on this at all.

Case 2. When Jega had a Q&A session at The Senate, he confidently told us that their legal experts have assured them that the use of the card reader does not contraven any electoral law or any part of our constitution. The use of card reader is only for verification purpose and not for voting. So, it does not amount to electronic voting. Again PDP is chasing shadow just as GMB's eligibility.
my tot exactly.... your head is there
Politics › Re: People Who Have Visibly Worked The Hardest In This Election by Kelklein(m): 8:54pm On Mar 27, 2015
your post has JONATHANIAN written all over it.....WELL DONE but too late



#I haveaPVC


#Ihavedecidedtovoteoutincompetence
Politics › Re: PDP Suffers Heavy Loss In Deadline Day Transfer by Kelklein(m): 8:45pm On Mar 27, 2015
vote not fight... election no be war
Politics › Re: What's Wrong With This Photo Of GMB And PYO? by Kelklein(m): 6:14pm On Mar 27, 2015
Ceveat.. .
Politics › Re: GEJ VS GMB: Nairaland Online Polls by Kelklein(m): 4:26pm On Mar 27, 2015
guy like seriously.. I don tire for online polls..

make we just leave the rest till tomorrow


#teamchange

#IhaveaPVC

#Iwillvoteoutcluelessness
Politics › Re: Court Aborts Last Minute Move To Stop ‎election Over Card Reader by Kelklein(m): 4:11pm On Mar 27, 2015
Nigeria Judiciary proving very useless since 1770...always delivering judgement AFTER Nigerians have cried foul..



Vote APC
Politics › Re: Court Aborts Last Minute Move To Stop ‎election Over Card Reader by Kelklein(m): 4:04pm On Mar 27, 2015
Nigeria Judiciary proving very useless since 1770...always delivering judgement AFTER Nigerians have cried foul..



Vote APC


#Iamready
Politics › Re: Buhari's Manifesto Vs Jonathan's Manifesto by Kelklein(m):
[color=990000] [size=22pt] ‘Four years are enough for anyone to make significant improvement, and if I can’t improve on power within this period, then it means I cannot do anything.’ -GEJ (2010)

No govt can fix Nigeria in 4years. Nigerians should be patient with us as even Rome wasn't built in a day. - Same GEJ (Jan 2015) [/size] [/color]


[size=20pt][color=770077] my take is: Let us remind the president that if truly Rome was not built in a day, Rome is also not built forever. The President has failed to deliver by his own timelines and he should patiently wait for Nigerians to pass their verdict over the incompetence of his administration [/color][/size]



#Voteoutcluelessness

#IhaveaPVC
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The University Of Ibadan Is Recruiting by Kelklein(m): 2:29pm On Mar 27, 2015
jaykaylegend:
actually its january 2012,

Nevertheless you have made the right decision
thanx... modified
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The University Of Ibadan Is Recruiting by Kelklein(m):
[size=18pt] If I forgive and forget all of Jonathan's sins against Nigerians, I'll never forgive him of the untold pains he put me through January 2012 when I couldn't move my family back to the city from the village...what kind of leader will choose a period like that to remove fuel subsidy..

#IhaveaPVC

#Iwillvoteoutinsentitivity
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Politics › Re: PDP-paid Twitter Ad #ifbuhariwinsnigerialoses Backfires (see Tweets) by Kelklein(op): 10:10pm On Mar 26, 2015
mods move to front page
Crime › Re: Serious Robbery In Owo Ondo State by Kelklein(m): 9:56pm On Mar 26, 2015
[size=24pt] #createthechange

Vote Wisely!
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Politics › PDP-paid Twitter Ad #ifbuhariwinsnigerialoses Backfires (see Tweets) by Kelklein(op): 9:56pm On Mar 26, 2015
PDP paid N2.5 million for this hashtag ad on Twitter
#IfBuhariwinsNigeriaLoses so it could have the same publicity like the #babawhenyougetthere and #babawhileyouweregone hashtags but the responses they got was shocking



I guess it was a battle between Money & People



the people always win.




see tweet after the cut.

Politics › Re: Trending On Twitter: ‪#‎ifbuhariwinsnigerialoses‬ Ads On Twitter Is Worth N2.5? by Kelklein(m):
the disturbing irony of all this is that what Buhari achieves spending not even a dime.. Jonathan and his clueless supporters spend millions & end up not matching up.... Dumb fools think they can cover a smoke


not even a N10M ad could match the #babawhileyouweregone and #babawhenyougetthere hashtags
Politics › Re: The Miracles You Should Expect After Election by Kelklein(m): 9:30pm On Mar 26, 2015
@that second pic....those are South African miners during their last year strike protest
Politics › Re: NUJ Guber Debate: Okorocha Leaves Opponent Confused(pics) by Kelklein(m): 7:31pm On Mar 26, 2015
[size=22pt] #Ihavedecided [/size]




TO



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Family › Re: Please Help! My Current Situation Is Depressing. by Kelklein(m): 6:50pm On Mar 26, 2015
my advice will be for you to get a secondary school around you to apply for a teaching job.. that will be far better than the menial jobs you were doing..?


and stay away from gambling...ain't healthy for a young man of your age and stage.
Crime › Re: Man Jailed 4 Years For Stealing, Threatening And Raping Female Neighbour. by Kelklein(m):
the option of fine doesn't add up


4years OR 30,000 + 5,000



Meanwhile in other news...

40hours more to vote out cluelessness..

Education › Re: 10 Confucius Quotes That Will Change Your Life by Kelklein(m): 6:06pm On Mar 26, 2015
This Confucius guy sef...confusing people since 600BC


nice one tho...
Politics › Re: Soyinka Receives Remi Sonaiya, Female Presidential Candidate, In Lagos - Photo by Kelklein(m):
[size=18pt] VOTE INTEGRITY! [/size]

Politics › Re: Photos From The Scene Of Today's Riot In Oshodi,Lagos by Kelklein(m): 4:40pm On Mar 26, 2015
[size=22pt] #IhaveaPVC






#Iwillvoteoutcluelessness [/size]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies At University Of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH) by Kelklein(m): 4:30pm On Mar 26, 2015
[size=18pt]Abi Ori Jonathan ti daru?


they piss on us and still have the effrontery to tell us it's raining![/size]

Travel › Re: Photos: Ocean Of Travellers Today At Murtala Mohammed Int'l Airport by Kelklein(m): 11:09am On Mar 26, 2015
[size=20pt] ...and deliver us from EVIL..
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Politics › Re: $20trn Stolen From Nigeria's Treasury By Leaders - EFCC (read Before Commenting) by Kelklein(m): 10:11am On Mar 26, 2015
Help EFCC to help NIGERIA

























[size=25pt]Vote out Cluelessness![/size]

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