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Crime › Re: Car Thief Burnt To Death By Angry Mob In Lagos (Photos) by Kelklein(m):
Naija doing jungle justice since 458BC
Politics › Re: Mazi Uchenna's 120 Lessons On Becoming Wealthy by Kelklein(m): 8:25am On Aug 20, 2015
oga Ofodirinwa..bn a while
still waiting for updates oo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: New Jobs Vacancy Updated Now, Check Which To Apply To by Kelklein(m): 2:42am On Aug 20, 2015
dumb fool!

Celebrities › Re: Skiibii Death Stunt: Kcee & Skibii, Almost In Tears, Tell The True Story (pics) by Kelklein(m):
5★ music soiling their hard-earned reputation with LIES and more LIES

Politics › Re: Nigeria Earns N2.5trn From Petroleum Products Export In 3 Months by Kelklein(m): 11:10pm On Aug 19, 2015
Now.. imagine how much the country earned when crude oil was selling for >$100 per barrel..
Family › Re: Funny But True : Life In Stages On Nairaland by Kelklein(m): 10:49pm On Aug 19, 2015
nice analysis
Politics › Re: Ambode Terminates Falomo Shopping Centre Contract by Kelklein(m): 6:40pm On Aug 19, 2015
[size=15pt] IT'S END TIME... PLS BE VERY CAREFUL
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Yesterday was the 18th of August 2015.

Meaning 18+8+15=41

We are in the 21st century; 21 × 41 = 861

Then combine the figures we have 861+2015=2,886

It was yesterday so minus "1"
2,886-1= 2,885

As you can see, it doesn't make any sense at all.

Thank You for your attention.

You can now go back to what you were doing.
Jokes Etc › Re: When Buhari Says He Will Only Probe Jonathan's Government (hilarious Photo) by Kelklein(m): 9:01pm On Aug 18, 2015
d poster above me must be a perv..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have Anybody Heard About This Company by Kelklein(m): 1:20pm On Aug 18, 2015
sorry.. I couldn't help but notice the "have"?


should have been "has"


i.e, Has anybody..
Politics › Abubakar Audu & The Bonanza Of Youth Ignorance by Kelklein(op): 12:45pm On Aug 18, 2015
"...the purpose of this post is to bring memory to these youths since they will not go to memory."

The greatest thing that Abubakar Audu has going for him in his bid to return as Governor of Kogi state is the decibel of a large youth demographic. So many Kogi folks, 25 years and below, are all over the airwaves telling the rest of Nigeria that they don't know what they are missing by not having somebody like Abubakar Audu. The love they are professing for Abubakar Audu is greater than the love story between Ekiti and Fayose. Audu, they assure us, must "capture power" again in Kogi. Via APC. Of course!

Now, if your instinct is to blame these kids and land koboko on their post-pubescent asses, you are wrong. What is happening is that they are confused. They are mistaking weed for spinach because they do not know the difference. What elaloro in Yoruba philosophy asks you to do is to hold spinach in one hand, weed in the other, and say to them: children, here is weed and here is spinach. Once you have done that, you can ask for water, wash your hands like Pontius Pilate, and sing owo mi ma re o funfun nene...

You must remember that if there is something the Nigerian detests more than fellow Nigerians of a different ethnicity or religion, it is memory. The Nigerian who witnessed yesterday deliberately erases it for the convenience of today. The Nigerian who was too young to witness yesterday will never dig to find out what happened, laziness and ignorance being preferable to the inconvenience of memory and remembering.

Many of Abubakar Audu's vuvuzelas were in Primary and Secondary school when he stole US$1,719,954 from the treasury of Kogi state to purchase the mansion pictured here on March 15, 2001. The mansion is located at 12301 Glen Road, Potomac, Maryland 20854, USA. He initially denied owning the property but later confessed after a scandal. Nigerian political thieves have no relationship with mortgage in Europe and America. They buy their multi-million-dollar homes fiam. Just like that.

Many of Audu's young supporters are not intellectually equipped enough to make the connection between this mansion in America and their own abjection in Kogi; the connection between this mansion and the poverty of their parents in Kogi. You will likely hear that others have stolen more than Audu and even with his own stealing, we ought to be grateful to him for building a University, a Polytechnic, clinics, etc. It will take several modules in civics to help them see that they do not owe anybody spending their tax money on routine infrastructure any gratitude.

So the purpose of this post is to bring memory to these youths since they will not go to memory.

A final word to these young Kogi people: in 2014, Potomac, where Audu's mansion is located, was Number 3 on the list of the most affluent neighbourhoods in the entire United States of America.

Of course, you know that a Nigerian politician would consider it an insult that his property is not located in the most expensive neighbourhood in America. When you are done electing him in November 2015, his next mansion in America will be located in The Golden Triangle, Greenwich, Connecticut.

I have shown you weed.

I have shown you spinach.

My work is done.
By Pius Adesanmi. (Nicked off his Facebook wall)

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2015
writetopoker:
July sèén, june arears pending shocked

Alert:Credit
Acct:2XX..82X
Amt:N30,000.00
Rmks:UPAY/UPAY July 2015 Allowance
By:17-Aug-2015 20:25:50
Bal: N661,005.13
FDBCK?CAL 012808822

grin
shey u wan show us ur account balance abi... we don see am... u try!


are u happy now?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 9:34pm On Aug 17, 2015
#GODdonwin #julyjustshow #kogi
Romance › Someone Pls Call D Cops For This Man ;D by Kelklein(op): 6:35pm On Aug 16, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies › Learn How To Be Sincere by Kelklein(op):
"In the moment is the only place sincerity can be found, spontaneously. It is your sincerity that opens doors and knocks down barriers. "

Sincerity is the word. It is the power behind all success in personal refinement.
Pure thought is the power to command. Thought is made impure by fears, falsity, distractions, false desires, false personality, fragmentation, identification and so on.

Sincerity is pure thought. But what is sincere thought? Impeccable action. Being who you are, not who you think you are. To be sincere requires personal freedom. One must be free to be sincere. True sincerity is like freedom, it has no ego fear of being hurt.

A desire to do something that is said to be the right thing to do is not always sincere, it is most often just learnt as the ‘right’ thing to do. In the moment is the only place sincerity can be found, spontaneously.

We know that the intensity of your desire is increased by your level of desperation. The level of desperation determines how much that question fills your mind. The more it occupies your mind, the stronger the magnetic centre will become and the more likely you will be to attract the subject of the desire.

Remember the meaning of words and look for the concept that is meant as we are going beyond just the surface meaning of the words alone.
Why do we have to be desperate to have the emotional intensity to have a burning desire strong enough to create a strong magnetic centre?

The process is very complex as you have discovered by learning about the machine of the mind and so must be taught in steps so that you can understand each one as they must all be comprehended well. The final and ultimate characteristic is sincerity.

This world does not encourage the growth of sincerity. Sincerity is a quality that must be deliberately developed and cultivated in each person by that person. It is your sincerity that opens doors and knocks down barriers. But do you have true sincerity? Doubtful. Do you even know what that feels like?

All these qualities required in the process of building a magnetic centre are almost identical with slight variations.

We learn the importance of minute change making an immense difference to the outcome in nuclear physics. By the removal of one to three electrons, such a tiny particle, a radioisotope can be altered such that instead of taking millions of years to become neutral, it will do so in days. Iodine-129 has a half-life of 15.7 million years; iodine-131 has a half-life of about 8 days. So you see, on the atomic level, so small that you could never see it with your eyes or mind, such a significant change can take place. As it is in the material world, so it is in our inner life spiritually and in character.

Sincerity increases with the reduction of false personality. False personality decreases with the increase in sincerity. Either way works. Minute actions in your daily life can make this significant difference. The results are infinite in potential of what your life can become.

Now the question is how to become sincere if you already believe you are sincere. The first step is to constantly question yourself objectively on everything you believe, think and say. Are you truly sincere about that.

Ask yourself the 5 questions each night before sleeping so you can cover the entire day.

Try your best to speak sincerely. Of course, there are times that you should not be blatantly open about all your thoughts. It is very important to understand that sincerity and honesty or accuracy are not the same things.

To be sincere is to mean what you say. If you have to bend the truth which is necessary much of the time in this world, you can know you are doing that. Here we come back to self-lying and imagination . Self-lying is to believe what you say, that is insincere. To tell a lie and know you are lying and the reason you are doing it, is self observation and objective view of self. You can be sincere in lying to protect someone or to protect yourself.

If you know someone is trying to get information out of you so they can take advantage of you and replying to their question claiming you don’t know the answer is wisdom . You know you are sincere in protecting yourself. Here you have a chance to develop sincerity in your character while still surviving in the world.

Wisdom is necessary to cultivate true sincerity.
The one who develops in their environment according to the rules of their environment has the chance to control their environment.

Sincerity develops with more awareness of your own feelings, being awake rather than in a waking sleep speaking and living unconsciously automatically. Being present cultivates sincerity.

The practice of sensing in your abdomen while breathing and interacting helps you gain a sincere feeling of yourself and that develops sincerity in you. You can then choose your reaction consciously with awareness of what you are doing.
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Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Of D Night by Kelklein(m): 11:14pm On Aug 15, 2015
why s GEJ in that pix?
Jokes Etc › Re: Kudos To Anyone That Can Translate This Sentence From Pidgin To Normal English by Kelklein(m): 10:42pm On Aug 15, 2015
by how many years am I older than you?
Career › Re: Now That I Got A Job I Am Now Confused. by Kelklein(m): 10:19pm On Aug 15, 2015
is the school job pensionable?
find out if it is.. if yes, take it...

if it is not... forget it for that singular reason and go for the sales job

do you have flare for convincing, prospecting and meeting new people..if yes, go for the sales job.

NOW THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

goodluck
Phones › Re: Nigerian Networks Introduce Shaving To Balance Cheaper Data Rates by Kelklein(m):
[size=16pt] I want to disagree with the op on this his 'shaving' concept.

'shaving' as you put it, will only occur if you don't follow simple instructions... that "do not load BIS on an android phone"..when you do that, you will be totally liable for any inconvenience you experience.


but the way airtel barb data tho

etisalat is the best in terms of data management

followed by MTN, then glo and lastly airtel


but in terms of speed.. airtel dust all of them

my2kb tho [/size]
Politics › Re: Cult Groups, Fulani Herdsmen Kill 761 In Seven Months by Kelklein(m): 6:14am On Aug 15, 2015
Politics › Re: Meet A Man Who Spends Time Cheating Death Every Day. Rule No.1 - Don’t Shout! by Kelklein(m): 10:19pm On Aug 13, 2015
Photoshop
Politics › Re: Cloning: Not An Infringement Of Right by Kelklein(m): 10:02pm On Aug 13, 2015
pls who is this 'cloning' I am hearing everywhere?!
Travel › Re: Photos Of The Wreckage Of Lagos Helicopter Crash by Kelklein(m): 3:57pm On Aug 13, 2015
is it just me or are those police officers wearing face masks?!
Family › Re: I am about to break The Promise I Made Years Ago To My Wife by Kelklein(m): 8:03pm On Aug 12, 2015
Politics › Re: Over 50 Killed In Borno Bomb Blast by Kelklein(m): 8:58pm On Aug 11, 2015
don't even know how to comment on bomb news anymore...


RIP to the dead!

Death to Boko boys!
Politics › Re: Over 50 Killed In Borno Bomb Blast by Kelklein(m): 8:56pm On Aug 11, 2015
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 8 Stages Of A Successful Job Hunt by Kelklein(m): 4:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
undecided
Travel › Re: Hilarious Photo All The Way From The City Of Warri by Kelklein(m): 9:38pm On Aug 09, 2015
Whitney's posthumous birthday..

she would have been 52 today !
Romance › Re: Ladies Are Generally Wicked. Viewer Discretion Strongly Advised by Kelklein(m): 3:57pm On Aug 09, 2015
[size=16pt] @op

..This your stories get as e be o

It's kinda difficult to really comprehend

but it's good you have chosen to forgive everything

...your next big task right now is to try to forget it (though it's gonna be tough to do with that scar) - that is where God comes in.

Be closer to God now than ever...pray Him to give you the strength to overcome every force of evil against you.

don't hold any grudge against her or anyone.

Do these and trust me,, you will overcome!

wish u quick recovery [/size]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by Kelklein(m): 3:39pm On Aug 09, 2015

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