₦airaland Forum

so sad...

[size=15pt] TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir. [/size]

drwebs:
Op, this ur writeup is to biased.

Its like twisting the truth to sound like a lie.

Oga.. did you check the topic again? 'Shades' it said. The deductions are left for you to make.

[size=14pt]
If there is one thing Nigerians are now accustomed
to, it is the numerous lies and half-truths that have
been told by the President Goodluck Jonathan
administration. It is no longer strange to hear
officials of this administration lie to Nigerians. It is
so common place that they now do it at will. This
has inevitably come at a cost; there is massive
distrust between the government and its citizens.
Well, here are the 50 Shades of Lies told by the Jonathan-led administration: Movement for the
Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) are not
responsible for the October 1st, 2010 Eagles
Square bombing. We will complete rehabilitation of all refineries by March 2013. Palliatives have been created to reduce effect of the removal of fuel subsidy. We have made plans to construct 6
modular refineries. Transparency International
commended this administration’s fight against
corruption. The First Lady is not ill; she only went
to Germany to rest. Nigerians are happy with the
power situation in the country. We are generating
more than 5,000 megawatts of electricity. We have killed Boko Haram Leader, Shekau. We have rescued all but 8 of the abducted Chibok girls. We have fixed 25,000km of roads in Nigeria. We are fighting corruption head on. The Nigerian troops
tactically maneuvered to Cameroon. We have the
vaccines for Ebola. We have eradicated queues
from petrol stations. Federal Government creates
1.2 million jobs for Nigerians from mining. We have
exposed decades of scam in the management of
pensions and fuel subsidy, and ensured that the
culprits are being brought to book. We have fixed
Ore-Shagamu road. We funded the multi-million-naira dam in Malete, Kwara state. President Jonathan has delivered on his promises on power (electricity). We have reduced poverty rate by 50 percent. President Jonathan brought Facebook to
Nigeria. The erstwhile governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, could be responsible for the increase in tempo of Boko Haram activities. The Jonathan administration executed the dualization of Benin-Warri road. Okpella Water Scheme project in Edo state has been completed. Soldiers never flogged innocent Nigerians on the street under the Jonathan Administration. The Jonathan administration has reduced maternal mortality rate by 50 percent.
President Jonathan does not interfere with
other arms of the government. No Nigerian territory has been taken over by Boko Haram In terms of road infrastructure, no government has done more than this government. No government has intervened in agriculture more than this government. The Jonathan administration has done more in the petroleum sector than any other administration in the Nigeria. The rail system collapsed in this country around 1983/1984, the Jonathan administration is bringing it back. We now live in a Nigeria where elections are so transparent.
President Jonathan brought lasting peace to
Nigeria. All airports in Nigeria have been remodeled. We did not militarize Ekiti election.
Bring Back Our Girls Protesters prevented the
Chibok parents from seeing the President. No money was given to the parents of the abducted Chibok girls when they visited President Jonathan.
Bring Back Our Girls group is a franchise; they have bank account. We have agreed a cease-fire deal with Boko Haram. Chibok girls will be released on Monday, 20th of October 2014. There is no report of mutiny in Maimalari Barracks, Maiduguri. I never said I would not seek a second term in office. There wasno massacre in Baga village. Henry Okah was contracted to kill me. The money Jim Nwobodo
stole was not enough to buy a Peugeot [car]. I did
not dance in Kano after the first Nyanya bombing.
We have recorded more convictions in this
administration than any other administration. The
Ekiti rigging tape is a fabrication.

like seriously...were you counting them? how many persin wan count

just vote for CONTINUITY of this lies or vote for a CHANGE that represent Integrity, Resilience and Security for all. THE CHOICE IS YOURS!


Kelklein is a public affair commentator..[/size]

embassy..... so?



*in Wyclef's voice*... what's that bright light

nekaa:
None....Buh aw is that possible ?

.Lol..u be ghost

mod move to front page make we know them

[size=19pt]funny


meanwhile in other news


madam peshe has this message for the north[/size]

[size=16pt]I done dey carry one kind eye dey look this IT guy handling this account...how re we sure he hasn't been bought over by Reno and his gang..

alert. to the party leaders[/size]

...

"Shout out awon goons"

# BabaWhileYouWereGone Jagaban was in control of AREA

.

Asa delivering as usual....wonderful piece

.

meanwhile Aluta continua

Sai mai gaskiya!

Ladies be honest...choose appropriately

[size=16pt] There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today, those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY
If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, it's either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP.
If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, it's either you are a Jonathanian or you are naturally corrupt. If you are a Jonathanian you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are
two things involved, it's either you leave this country before March 28th or you remain. If you leave this country you are safe but if you remain,
there is only one thing involved, YOU WILL ROT IN JAIL!

Vote forChange

Vote Buhari/Osinbajo [/size]

cute kids...


meanwhile in other news...


#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ created additional
10000 jobs for the youths

Ogbeni..... secured Osun a long time..!


meanwhile in other news

#BabaWhileYouWereGone ..dis young,
Nigerian hugged transformer for 72hrs...he's
still alive to tell d story

[size=16pt]the poor boy could have been coerced into joining the group

just saying tho.. considering the group's antecedents[/size]

that ' A Place In The Stars' make brain well well... A must watch .




meanwhile in other news


#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ created additional 10000 jobs for the youths

**passes by thread... walks away quietly**


meanwhile in other news

#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ commissioned
2 power plant here is the
score card

clarion call of course


in other news. #BabaWhileYouWereGone
NOI started watching her weight

God bless NA


Victory is from God Alone



Meanwhile in other news

#BabaWhileYouWereGone Rotimi became naughty

same way Rotimi did this..