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Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after
His Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was
Registered.
He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could
Answer was question number 3 and it says:
''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)
After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:
Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.
Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.
Oga : Ebuka , how did it go?
Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question number three
Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a
Shop.
Oga : And what did you write ?
Ebuka: Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop
Is at Alaba.
Oga : So is that all you wrote ?
Ebuka : Yes .
Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, silly boy!
That's how you lose customers, !!!

what is funny here?
@ poster r u ok ? seen dis more than 10times

Agybabe:
*wondering what this section is turning into* *smh*

dont worry we are on a mission

booqee:
u know dat sayin, a person with no sense in his brain is as good as carryin a useless load on his neck. . .u just so perfectly fit dat description.
My advice for u dumbscor.e is to at least get off nl for a while, face your studies so at least you won't be rewriting waec for the 17th time. Dull idio't with an empty brain

Ajibel u berra be careful

your still thinking of writing waec, now I know your level of reasoning, such curtain was drawn in my life for de past 14yrs, hw I wish i know your full name,i could have made sure u dont pass dat exam till when u know hw to respect elders.  a rejected prodigal son of a b*tch.

Studio CFR:
well i thought it was a peaceful war

where u see war? make i begin dey run oooooo

booqee:
Smellynoah. U mean to tell me dat dis disgusting yoke u posted is d product of what your definition of a 'matured' mind can produce huh? Den your level of I.Q should be about 0.0001%.

am not surprise wit ur comment, ur level of understanding is too low,old stock wit expiring brain, get wise

Ajibel:
seconded

@bootee

de wise one has spoken, well-done my guy.

bunmioguns:
hehehehe, latest joke of d century rated by Nairaland Association

nice reading dis 4rm a m*ron, now I know u could know better if properly train, dont worry I will get a lesson tutor 4 u to help cleanse de mess your forefathers placed on u. old expiring product wit dull brain

booqee:
So kellynoah, dis is d shi.t u're made of huh? After u go com dey abuse people wey post sensible jokes. *hiss*

dull brain, dis joke is for matured minds,it was composed right inside king Salomon's temple, so get wise

Funkymallam:
Rumour has it dat kellnoah just xcaped frm yaba left

rumour has it dat funkymallam is a nincompoop,
pls. check de meaning of nincompoop b4 u start celebration, thinking u have been awarded a chieftaincy title

see 419, HOLY GHOST FIRE, FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE consume consume consume fire fire fire,consume. if u no leave dis forum now, i will leave for you, even am not leaving for u, u must leave now, my boys comeover

lilkech:
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."

As luck would have it, a hunter saw what  was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."

Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.

However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."

At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.

The moral of this story is:

If the [b]'fly' [/b]drops six inches the[b] 'pu, ss.y' [/b]will get wet.

as dry as de poster's brain

where is de joke here?

HNosegbe:
Let's play the game "rumour has it".

The game involves starting by saying "rumour has it", and then saying something really funny or unbelievable, for instance, "Rumour has it that Gaddafi is still alive" or "Rumour has it that our dear First Lady had a Ph.D in English".

rumour has it dat @poster(HNosegbe) was once a mad man.

SIlknSteel:
@Ajibel: s m h and @Kel: U feel me abi. . .(na una comments be d joke abeg !!!)

I give you guys dis .

we are at ur service

tammyswits:
@poster,  Please allow me to send you a better quality of weed!

son,i knew someday u will make me proud, pls. send it across

Ajibel:
s m h

u feel me? abi

you and me

d:'r:m'

1 2 3

i need to enter dis forum with a Cane to flog de flog-able, i can take dis any more,

me-@ poster come here now ,

poster -pls. sir am here

me- lie-down here immediately

poster - pls. sir forgive me, i wont post rubbish again

me- ok go and sin no more, ur sins are 4given. next person,

@studio, make I drop comment for ur post?

InfoStufz:
Nonsense

so now u think say u wise? u dong edit 4rm de advert u made becos i dong expose u, u edit it to NONSENSE, OK i still de wait for u. case closed.

BCuZiMBlaCk:
Dis must be the funiest joke ever(op we dey wait 4 u)

no point to wait for dis b*tch (bunmioguns) i just got an info dat he was arrested last nite

@poster ur joke is nice but make thunder fire ur head if u copy and paste rubbish again in dis forum.

see 419, HOLY GHOST FIRE, FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE consume consume consume fire fire fire,consume. if u no leave dis forum now, i will leave for you, even am not leaving for u, u must leave now, my boys comeover

hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha haha dis is so "not" funny, stop posting rubbish here, idle mind, dis one na joke? is dis joke?

if I talk now some demons will open their so call mouth, just within 12 hours more than 10 follow follow dong copy and paste dis same joke, hw could dis be funny when u see it everywhere.

bunmioguns:
dts d dry joke u can compose wit your rotten brain,

*exit thread*

now I know dry bone can talk, keep de miracle flowing, son of a b*tch. dat post is de latest joke of de century, it was composed by me in de temple of king solomon, let dis enter your dull brain.

hmmmm, ur on ur own.