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DONkollione:
bright007: WЂε̲̣̣̣̥rε̲̣̣̣̥ is D̶̲̥̅̊ joke?

Kelly com ma area mk I help u remove am ̶̲̥̅̊. .

here am I pls. help

Mr.Resource:
lol. . You try

thanks man.

mikuz:
kelly know am,
ya male and you wear bra??
Now i know the brain behind ya jokes.

hmmmmm

GUYZ PLS PRAY FOR ME!!!!!!,
.
.
.
.
This morning, as I buttoned my shirt, one of the buttons fell off,
I picked up my school bag, the handle fell off.
Then I wanted to open the door, the door-knob fell off.
I tried getting into the car, the door handle came off!
Now my friends, I'm afraid to remove ma bra!!!!!hahaahhaahahhahahaha

mikuz:
i dey laugh you in taliban!
You no know.

hmmmm

ABACHA AND GHADAFI
CONVERSATION
ABACHA - how nah?
GHADAFI - Oboy, I dey ooo
ABACHA - U come late ooo
GHADAFI - Aboki, I tried to gather
more cash
ABACHA - U mess up
GHADAFI - Hw?
ABACHA - U don collect so much,
even , pass my own, u for take off
when the yawa gass.
GHADAFI - I no know nah. U know
say power and money dey sweet. I
thought I had it all to quench any
opposition.
ABACHA - When those Obama
people don join? I dey craze.
Anyway, welcome, we go try next
time. We don learn. U go go naija
while I go libya since u r not that
skillful. U know see say my people
no talk until that babe carry her
winch come,
GHADAFI - Pls u go teach me well.
ABACHA - But u no try well, I stole
about $150B in 5 yrs and u stole
$200B in 42 yrs. U be mumu. If na
me, I for buy one country join
naija!, 

booqee:
People dey pray for good good blessing, u dey pray for mess, which kain person u be??

if u stay 4 better house, eat better food, ride better ride, how your mess no go better? abey free me joooooo i know wetin i dey ask

mikuz:
^ huh?
Choi!!

u see as bad belle people full everywhere,my God dong pass them.

booqee:
thunder fire your yansh for callin me man.  

hey see as my yansh come suffer for something were him no know, hey babe u wicked, my yansh is blessed, no weapon nor thunder formed against my yansh shall prosper, better mess shall come-out of it, it shall increase from glory to glory dis I pray in Jesus name AMEEEEEN  

mikuz:
na my booqee you dey call man?

OK thanks woman, .lol

ode remo:
my  prayer is one day we all will have the n.l delete button, so  this sort of joke will not spam the board again.
its old , dont know which is older methusellar or this yoke.

AMEN.

I saved a life today, i asked a beggar "how will you
feel if i give you 1000 Naira ?", and he replied "I'll
die of happiness", so i didnt give him

Two little boys stole a bag of
oranges from their neighbor &
decided to go to a calm place
to share the loot'' one of them
suggested the nearby.
cemetery . As they were jumping
the big gate to enter the
cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of
the bag behind the gate' but
they didn't bother to pick. them
since they had enough in d bag .
Few minuets latter A.
drunk on his way from
a local bar passes near the
cemetery gate. and heard a
voice: “One for me, one for u.
“One for me, one for u”. He
immediately sobers up and runs
as fast as he can to the local
priest. "Father father pls come
with me'come and witness God &
Satan sharing. corpse at the.
cemetery.” They both ran back
to the cemetery gate and the
voice. continued: "One for me,
one for u, one for me, one for
u., one for me, one for u,
Suddenly the voice stop
counting and says: “ Hey, What
about the two at the gate?".
, come see
marathon , even the priest
almost pass church. gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet,

booqee:
Ehn ehn better, kellynoah u're now posting cool funny jokes. Nice one.

thanks man

bunmioguns:
hey whtsup Kelly, where av u been since, i asked of u and one of your frds once told me dt you volunteered for d nxt suicide bomber for boko haram, hw true is dt

i dong change my mind, na my son i send

Phadalod:
nice one, keep it up, this is stress tonic for me.

mikuz:
hey!
Kellyknow am,watch ya english!
Are you drunk or what?

mikuz:
hey!
Dont let it get into ya head ok?
I typed that under the influence of alchohol!

I knew ur not a sane  being. so am not surprise  

mikuz:
great joke!

WOW ur brain is improving, glory to God.

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Country1 really nice joke. . . . . . Thumbs up. . . * laughin' out loud at zze Id!ot *. . . .

no mind am, make him dey fall my hand 4 here.

4 friends at a Party. . .
After drinks, 1 of the
men had to use the rest
room, τнε 3 men remaining talked
about their kids. . .
1st man: My son started
working at a company.
Now he is the president
of that company. He became
so rich that he gave his
best friend a Mercedes
for his birthday. . .
2nd man: My son started
working in a big
airline,then became
partner in the company.
He's so rich that he
gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his
birthday. . .
3rd man: My son became
an engineer,and is now
a multimillionaire. He
gave his best friend
30,000 sq ft mansion on
his birthday. . .
Just as the 4th man
returned from the
restroom and asked:
What discussion was going
on
1st man said: We
were talking about the
success of our sons
what about your son?
4th man: My son is man-lover
and makes a livin dancing
as a stripper at a night
club. . .
Τнε 3 other friends: What a
shame!
4th man: No, I am not
ashamed. He's my son
and I love him and he
hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was
2 weeks ago, & he
received a beautiful
30,000 sq ft
mansion,brand new jet
&a Mercedes from his 3
boyfriends who are also man-lover,  .  

mikuz:
who knows where the joke could be found?

vagary brain

DONkollione:
LETTER "E"
I USE ETISALAT PLS REPLY ASAP


N PLS KIP TO YA WORDS,

pls. dont 4get we are in de joke forum.

crake ur brain wit dis question ( am de first on earth,second in heaven, i appear once in a year nd twice in a week nd am in btw a sea , wat am i ) credit for de first winner , best of luck pals

mikuz:
@kellyknow am?
Keep it up. Ya vocab is quite improving!

unswerving brain

mikuz:
^ where is d joke?

vacuous brain

mikuz:
kellyknow am,
i came to jokes section this friday morning to post good jokes,i didnt come here for you!
You hear me so?

unstable brain

mikuz:
and what's that supposed to mean?

just to redirect

mikuz:
@kellyknow am
what?s your own?
Was i talking to you?
See me see kasala o!
You wan buy trouble?

confused brain.

mikuz:
then you should have posted it at the general section na!
Why here?

i knew u will be here dats de reason.

mikuz:
has anyone seen the joke please?

dull brain

mikuz:
i thought the joke is here.

its just a conversation.