₦airaland Forum

old stock, copy and paste something new, am giving u 5mins. to do dat.

Ajibel:
dumb joke from a dumb brain

@Ajibel, u never start, u go see jokes,I promise u.

facebook-are u twitter ?
twitter- yes dats me
facbook - ok bye

Agybabe:
I don't trust mallams

lol

Funkymallam:
y dnt u trust me?

trust my foot

Agybabe:
na lie, wetin be the meaning?

fast guy, no mind am, him dey lie.

Agybabe:
@kellynoah shey na that your mosquito hand you wan use catch me?

@agybabe@fool.com, u say mosqui, weting? ok wait let me call my boyz

i dong tired to read dis joke since yr 2001, cant u see a better thing to copy and paste?

i want to date u, see money here

kellynoah:
so shocking, so shocking, so shocking

:Phahahahahaha

so shocking, so shocking, so shocking

booqee:
You deserve a knock on d head. Mtcheww.

lol

Agybabe:
I wonder which kind nonsense be this.

so u call it nonsense? ok i will catch u again.

am tired of reading dis old stuff, cant u see something new to copy and paste?

cordj2:
U see how u dey fool urself

at least I dong catch u.

hahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, TODAY IS 11:11, JUST KIDDING

Nigerian Premier League is the best

am happy, i had no profile pix, am gonna put Col. Gaddafi's pix now, where r de ladies? pls. start falling

@poster, give me my own share now else am sending BOKO HARAM there now. ok wait first, where is de location?

NIGERIA, the Land where impossibilities becomes possible, my beloved country I hail thee. Nigeria good people, Great nation.

congrat, i like ur pant, hope i will see it in our local market?

It's a sign of END TIME,if ur credit is missing now, dats a warning for u to repent 4rm all ur sin, else very soon ur phone will miss wit de credit.

oooohh my beloved country, see what Boko Haram, Niger deltan militancy, politician, kidnappers, and some self acclaimed religious leaders has caused thee, I cried for my beloved country NIGERIA. OH Nigerians where is de labour of our hero past? where is the peace and unity dat we where known for? oh my beloved country, who shall defend thee in time like this? lets arise oh compatriot

ANGELA even after four years we separated I still find it difficult to forget this day(23,june,2007), my brothers and sister, the kind mess were dis my babe mess for me dat day, I almost fainted, I was fucking her 4rm behind she was bending for me, see my face, see her yarsh, immediately I hear uuuuupppppppoooommmmm, ohh boy come see smell, I know fit Bleep again, i just told her am ok, since then I no dey Bleep 4rm behind again, ANGELA where ever u are, I say thankyou so much.

wow I cant stop laughing, am even farting right now in de office but just being happy its not smelling, I remember in my primary school days, i ate rotten egg to school, ooh boy,come see mess for class, I was de master dat day, when i release one bullet our class teacher will assemble all of us and de class monitor started smelling pupils buttocks, when it was my turn for him to smell my buttocks, I carried my bag, immediately his face near my yash, i release a thunderous mess and ran out of de class, i went home direct, every body were laughing even my teacher, the even gave me a name, till i told my parent dat i wont go to dat sch. again. even now am always happy with what i did to de class monitor becos he always put my name in names of noise makers.