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Politics / Re: Can Nigerians Ever Have A Young President? by kelvin(m): 2:54pm On Jul 21, 2006
Ever since primary school, I ve been singing "we are the leaders of tomorrow" now, am in a tetiary institution, am wondering when we would ever lead, Sad enough, Nigeria has been recycling used brains, unless the younger generation rise up to the task and sieze power, no one will give it to them until they are at least 65. But can we really call 40 young when life expectancy of Nigerians is 50years,
Sports / Re: Did Italy Deserve To Win The World Cup? by kelvin(m): 5:41pm On Jul 17, 2006
Italy played well and all that, but I would have prefered it if France won.
Music/Radio / Re: Are Nigerian Musicians Really Good? by kelvin(m): 4:34pm On Jul 01, 2006
By all standards Nigerian musicians are good. You don't need to compare them with foreign musicians. I believe every country should have their own style of music peculiar to them, but that is not to say that they cannot diversify,
Career / Re: Your Employer Pays You Twice By Mistake by kelvin(m): 4:06pm On Jul 01, 2006
Of course I will definitely give it back, besides, my employer would find out some way or the other when balancing accounts.
Health / Re: Can You Marry Someone With Offensive Body Odour? by kelvin(m): 3:45pm On Jun 21, 2006
Definitely, there has to be something someone with a body odour can do to curtail it, but can I marry someone with a body odour ,
Religion / Re: Is It True: Wearing Trouser/Pants Is Condemned In The Bible? by kelvin(m): 4:01pm On Jan 11, 2006
As we know, the BIBLE was not made in the 21st century, and I doubt there were troussers when the BIBLE was written. When God said women should not put on men's clothing, I thought he meant that women should not take the responsibilities that belong to men. Either way, in that time, there were no troussers, so both men and women put on gowns and skirts, whether it was a men's clothing then or women's clothing, I don't know, but everyone then wore it then, including JESUS... so whats the big deal, if there were troussers then, then everyone would have been wearing it... and on the ground that women should not put on men's clothing, I believe on the labels of some troussers ladies put on you see...FOR WOMEN
Business / Re: Can 200,000 Naira Start A Good Business In Nigeria? by kelvin(m): 12:59pm On Jan 05, 2006
Yea of course, maybe it can assist you in selling pure water in a show glass grin grin
Alright am just kidding. Well it all depends on the kind of business you would like to start up and where you would like to set it up. There are various consultants in town... Contact any of them for professional information
Literature / Re: What Nigerian Books Are You Reading? by kelvin(m): 2:49pm On Dec 21, 2005
Yeah I love to read books... fictions and non-fictions
I just read some nigerian novels like "Wrong Neck In The Noose", "Guts Of Ebini" "Chief Okaeme"... and a lot more. The truth is that most Nigerians don't like to read especially when the book is not in a school curriculum.
Politics / Re: 10 Questions for President Obasanjo | Allegations of Gross Misconduct by kelvin(m): 4:18pm On Dec 10, 2005
These are very challenging question, But the important question is:
WHO IS GOING TO ASK BABA?
Politics / Re: How to shut down Nigeria - lessons from MASSOB by kelvin(m): 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2005
Certainly, we need people who will protest for a just democracy... But MASSOB is not just asking for that, they are asking to be cut off from Nigeria and be declared as a sovreign state... that is asking for too much... surely there are more civilised ways of getting good democracy...
Family / Re: My Parents Won't Let Me Date A Man From Another Tribe by kelvin(m): 3:46pm On Dec 10, 2005
Jokes Etc / Re: 24 Ways to Confuse, Worry People in the Cyber-cafe by kelvin(m): 2:30pm On Dec 08, 2005
grin grin grin That was cool...

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with. .

6. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

7. Light candles around your terminal before starting.

But you could get in trouble for doing any of these.
Politics / Re: Military Weapons as Raw Materials for Blacksmiths in Sierra Leone by kelvin(m): 2:04pm On Dec 08, 2005
What a good way to start after so much trouble
Politics / Re: Governor Orji Uzor Kalu of Abia State, for President? by kelvin(m): 4:18pm On Nov 29, 2005
Being a president is much difficult than it seems. Kalu being right for the presidency is not the big question, but whoever wants to be the president should have the welfare of Nigerians in mind and not the aim of filling his pockets... I think Kalu would be good for 2007, but it would be nice if women pay a little more attention to politics, it will at least ease the autocracy... shown by most leaders...
Romance / Re: Where Are All the Good Nigerian/African Men? by kelvin(m): 3:48pm On Nov 29, 2005
Yeah Seun is right, if you have'nt seen the right guy in an African, youn can try out other races, and besides, because you have known some jerks does'nt mean that they are all jerks...
Career / Re: Can Lawyers Practice Without Lying? by kelvin(m): 4:36pm On Nov 21, 2005
Can there be any lawyer on earth without lie?
Why of course, all they need to do is withold some truth and exaggerate a few things. wink
Politics / Re: Bayelsa State Governor Escapes from London, UK (Now in Nigeria!) by kelvin(m): 4:33pm On Nov 21, 2005
WOW, am glad he's back in Nigeria. How did he do it? I hope they wont try to sanction Nigeria because of that. Ive always like that Gov, am sure his family are happy to have him back.
angry angry angryWhat.... U mean u like that guy.... yuk embarassed
I mean Bayelsa is the least developed state in Nigeria and then their governor is caught with a little(what about the ones we don't know about) sum of money in his London home... and now, his back..... angry
TV/Movies / Re: Americans Don't Watch Nigerian Movies? by kelvin(m): 4:30pm On Nov 08, 2005
To the best of my knowledge, alot of Nigerians abroad watch Nigerian films despite all the criticisms it has received.
I bet they watch it in secret...
Let's just face it, the movies are bad and I don't see any progress in the nearest 5years. Even the producers, actors and the rest justify their poor productions by saying 'they produce what happens in the country'.
The truth is that non of them have any knowledge about what they are doing...
The writers are not good enough and the directors are a little out-dated.
The new films we see are just 're-mixes' of the old ones..
For the movie industry to improve, the game players must first of all admit that what they produce is junk and not worth airing... embarassed
Forum Games / Re: Unscramble the Names by kelvin(m): 3:53pm On Nov 08, 2005
Forum Games / Re: Quotes by kelvin(m): 6:24pm On Nov 03, 2005
when you fall, try to land on your back, cos if you can see up, then you can get up... cool
Food / Re: Is the Way to a Man's Heart His Stomach? by kelvin(m): 5:52pm On Nov 03, 2005
There are many ways to a man's heart and one of them is the Stomach
U're damn right there, but its not adviceable to get to a man's heart through his stomach, 'cos then the love lasts only when the stomach is filled undecided
Programming / Re: Programming - What About Newbies Like Me? by kelvin(m): 6:14pm On Nov 01, 2005
I recommend html, java, xml, and for starters, u can use some WYSIWYG programmes like Microsoft publisher
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Could Smash Something, What Would It Be and Why? by kelvin(m): 5:40pm On Nov 01, 2005
I would smash my dad's radio...
I looks like its from the 80's... angry
Literature / Re: What Shakespeare Book Thrills You Most? by kelvin(m): 3:13pm On Oct 27, 2005
I love Romeo and Juliet.
Hamlet is also nice..."To Be Or Not To Be".
Shakespeare is a pretty good writer, I admire him.
Celebrities / Re: Styl-plus: Shifi, Tunde or Zeal - Who is the Most Handsome? by kelvin(m): 3:02pm On Oct 27, 2005
Shifi, Tunde or Zeal rolleyes...

Shifi... grin
Religion / Re: Voodoo: Do You Believe In It? by kelvin(m): 2:54pm On Oct 27, 2005
But why do some Nigerians always have to resort to voodoo practices to haunt people they don't like,

Who will want to attack some one physically when you can do it with a doll and some needles?
Its cheaper, less cumbersome and you don't get the police crawling around your home... undecided
Family / Re: Does A Man Need More Than One Wife? by kelvin(m): 4:33pm On Oct 26, 2005
Wat's a man doing with more than one wife? Aint one wife already enough trouble...
Anyway if a man and a woman really love each other, then they should be able to do with each other Alone ....Forever
Crime / Can a Woman Rape a Man? by kelvin(m): 4:27pm On Oct 26, 2005
This is not a romantic movie but its true there are cases were women rape men.
Rape is a grievious offence and viewed as that all over the world, but current development in relayion to the offence makes one wonder if the law that provides punishment for rape and its entire definition is not biased in favour of the female.

In Nigeria, Sections 218 and 358 of the criminal code provides adequate information on how such matters are to be dealt with, however, there are no provisions in the law for men that are raped by women, so it is legal to rape a man in Nigeria an d many other countries... Most times when women rape men, they usually do it in gangs and in most cases death is the result(maybe because the old men suffer this most)

Once a thieve busted into a girls' hostel to rob and maybe... do some other funky stuff, but he was over powerred and raped by all the girls in the hostel, serves him right huh...

Then on another ocassion a girl came to see her boy friend and on meeting his grand father alone, raped him to death ... May his soul rest in peace cry

Then, some Queens' college girls raped their gate men to death... and so on and so forth...

For the guys Have you been raped by a woman before
And the ladies Have you raped a man before? shocked

Do you know anyone who it has happened to before?
Do you think its possible for a woman to rape a man?
Is the constitution right or should it be changed?

CAN A WOMAN RAPE A MAN?

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