₦airaland Forum

@odunharry, na police barracks u stayed b4 and dat is why u had these terrible experience, army barracks are not this bad at least i know of some barracks though av never lived there b4 but i know not as this bad. like 82 div in Enugu, ojoo in ibadan and ojo in lag.

onye ego: Bros no be small tin, i stayed about a year in what could be described as face me i face you one room apartment.

The houses are not built properly;
the walls are never straight.
The roof always leak during rainy season, no matter how many times a carpenter works on them(a carpenter once fell from d roof into my room while making repairs)
You will always know when your neighbor is been intimate at night.

mehn, for that area you will be amazed at the number of people that emerge from a room in the morning, there could be up 10 persons in a room.





My worst nightmare was having the compound toilet directly in front of my room;you could hear the ugly music of fart and poo coming from d ass of a person who has running stomach.

Mehn, poverty stinks.

Praise be to Oga Jesus who has made my story different today.

Poverty ki somi obe rara! i thank God for ur life if really ur no more there.

Drdreluv: ........My TV use to pick everybodys TV in my compound i was so surprised at de middle of de night when my TV picked an SU sister(only only sister) like dat.....OMG she is watchin porn wooo no be small porn oh....

Holy Holy sister NOT only only

@jhydebaba, really u av experience o! kudos to u!

spyder880: First the lion killed a woman enjoying some secret moment with her boyfriend, before then the lion had killed a man returning from a nightclub, this must be an angry "born again" lion

maybe or maybe not!!! just beware the lion tribe of judah.

reloboy: Wait are you telling me his grandma gave birth to his dad at the age of 14

is it not possible? a 14yrs old girl can be pregnant now, init? besides the grandma may be his mum's mother

Happy birthday daddy GO! may the joy of the Lord that added no sorrow be urs as u enter another year. may u reign wit the most High on the last day. The annoiting on u will never run dry ijn.

Egba girl: One question though: how do they manage to carry all that hair on their heads? isnt it heavy? and annoying? and HOT??!! Na wa o.

it can be hot wen it is fixed at the wrong time but remove dat heavy wen it is not darling yaki, u just try fix like 2 bundles of it then u'll see wat i mean

Delafruita: by whose stripes?why dont u just ask her to sit back in her room and wait for some freaking stripes

If u care to know by whose stripe,tho its a good question anyway! JESUS CHRIST!!! by HIS stripe Ngozi Nwosu is healed! Amen

oluwadare26: Do they call dis Humble? Dis one na Curse?...
4 me i'll drive the rarest car in town

u call it curse but to him i think he's enjoying himself

Daddy GO always on point!

na baby fat jor! d boy go soon shed it off

she is beautiful! she rocks jor!

Really i know God answers prayers and i know there is always a last assignment in life.

weather na arrangee wedding or love wedding, wedding na wedding!

maybe pastor chris has not read his own bible to that chapter of leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

The babe must be pregnant. someone nose cannot be dis big ordinarily.

plaetton: http://odili.net/news/source/2013/jan/7/600.html

Pastor Adeboye claims that his birth was strange and miraculous.

He he he. These fraudsters and pimps know no bounds.

I guess when he stands up and sees just how many he has successfully deceived and the power he commands over them, he just can't believe his own eyes.
Only a super man can deceive so much and still ride high.
It is no wonder that the circumstances of his birth are taking on a mysterious and miraculous turn.
Next thing, we'll soon discover that his mother was a virgin who was visited by a ravaging holy spirit.
Stay tuned.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In the land of Nigeria, the one-eyed, heartless fraudster is king for life. 42

I pity ur unborn generation for the wrath ur stylishly inviting upon them cos by the time the consuming fire Himself started and finished wit u i swear nobody will recognise u. I pity u!!

Alxmyr: The bible tells about the wife of David, the king who despised David for dancing wreaklessly before the people and disgrace himself before Israelites. The king replied her and said, he (David) was dancing before GOD who made him king over Israel and prefer him over Saul, the wife's father. And the result. The wife was the only woman recorded in the bible that died barren.
If you had survived 1/100th of what Jonathan survived and still remain President and Commander-in-chief, you will roll on the floor with gratitude to God everytime you appear in church.

true talk jare! it is only those who can think deeply that will will give thanks to God. president Jonathan is wise!

fellis: Jonathan is a disgrace. Foolish thing. He does not know the implication of him, the president and overall head of the country, going on his knees before a pastor.
I bet the members of redeemed will start thinking their pastor is some kind of alpha and omega.

President Goodluck did not kneel b4 pastor EA Adeboye but infront of the Almighty God in whom pastor Enoch Adejare serve. So take note!!

MAYOWAAK: President of the Sword of the Spirit International Ministries and the national vice president of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, Bishop Francis Wale Oke, has condemned the attack on clerics who own private jets in the country, just as he stated that such stand was uncalled for and that more jets from clergy were coming.

The bishop stated this in a release made available to Tribune Church. “We are being criticised for buying jets! But they forgot that before we started to buy jets, we were winning souls in thousands and millions, turning men and women from darkness to light. We were transforming lives, giving them beauty for ashes. We were empowering people, equipping them with the revelation knowledge of God’s word that lifts men out of the pit of poverty, to the pinnacle of grace and dominion! We were empowering the poor, not only giving them fish to eat but also teaching them how to fish. We were building

schools that were giving quality education to the people, empowering them mentally to become prominent (these include those throwing stones at us now!). We were building universities. We were transforming our society, and changing our nation, one soul at a time,” he said.

Oke wondered what Nigeria would have been if not for the efforts of Pentecostalism in the country. “They have seen a few jets. They ain’t seen nothing yet! More of us will yet buy and maintain our jets, because, by the mercy of God, we have been given the wisdom to do so. And we are willing to teach the nation, if they will listen to us, rather than throw stones.

“However, our critics should know that the jets mean nothing to us! They are just tools to do the work that God has given us in a more effective manner. Or how can an Adeboye who has churches in over 160 nations of the earth cope with his pastoral and apostolic responsibilities without some private jets! He does not need just one. He needs some!

“How can an Ayo Oritsejafor, who has to minister around the globe, pastor a very large congregation in Warri, and still attend to critical national matters in Abuja, if he has to keep waiting at the airports, in a system where nothing is predictable? Our critics should, please, note that more of us are following the trail of the like of Adeboye, whose wealth and affluence has never stopped him from being a true shepherd of the poor and downtrodden, in true humility, simplicity and godly sincerity, a shining example of true Pentecostalism and Charismatic wisdom,” he said.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/business-package/2012-10-29-11-36-27/taxation/item/755-expect-more-jets-wale-oke-lashes-out-at-critics

Well said sir! May the Lord be wit you in ur ministry and may the work of God never suffer ijn. Amen

u guys are just giving urself unneccessary stress over nothing. really where do u think nigeria would av been by now if not for God's grace and mercy over us and we were able to save cos the msg were brought to us by dis men of God. Whatever u think about the jet they are buying u av right to ur opinion and as the Bishop wale oke has just stated u aint see nothing u just started cos Gods work must continue and no amount of critics can stop it but rather boost it.It has been written that the gate of hell shall not prevail over the church. HALLELUYAL!!!

Table Leg :
Did you made love? You should be banned for that ..... Dumbo!

dis pple wan kill me oooo LMAO!!

TheBuilder: Honestly I am shocked most times at the level of brain washing going on around us. How has child delivery become an during a spiritual crusade. How many children are being born daily even in most miserable of conditions. I guess what I am interested in is the number of souls converted from darkness to light and so forth.
It is damning to note that even those considered elites and well read are also falling for these tricks.
My solace is that for both the deceivers and the deceived, God is judge of all of us and he trust Him, He is the righteous judge.
So our highly esteemed MOG should give statistics on issues that is of interest to kingdom of God and not mundane things as the number of born babies.
God bless every contributor.

RCCG is a church where every little thing dat God did for us is being celebrated, it is not only d soul converted we celebrate, though it is the reason why we exist but we cannot just let go of our joy whenever we are blessed especially wit babies in RCCG. Noboby is deceiving anybody in RCCG by showing our appreciation to God the Father, He is our everything and unto HIM all the GLORY.

dennis79687968: So??
Was it a miracle? Those women's were pregnant nd it was time for their delivering, so, there's nothing there. Afterall women put to birth daily.

if u see a woman looking for the fruit of the womb for 20 yrs then u will know dat it is a miracle wen a woman conceive and bring forth the baby at the due time.

saxywale: Okay. Great news. How many babies were delivered at the general hospital ikeja since monday? 100's/1000's I guess those babies at the gen hospital are embodiment of signs and wonders too.

u guys refuse to use ur common sense! since wen d glory of safe delivery goes to a man of God? it does not matter where they were delivered, those children delivered at general hospital are also part of Amighty God signs and wonders, get that into ur skull!

paris10: They were due and had to deliver somewhere. People deliver anywhere ranging from inside taxi to toilet and so on. It's a natural phenomenon and not logic or signs and wonders.

it is the signs and wonders wen a woman gives birth safely! ask those that died in d process they will tell u it is a wonder really!

tjskii: But wat is d meaning of this,why shud pregnant women close to their due date risk their lives and that of their unborn children by going to camp,I feel its highly irresponsible,wat if they didn't get proper medical attention when they went into labour

So tell me has d essence of going to camp not been defeated,weere they abl to participate in any of d camp activities

Ask those that deliver in camp to tell u the facility put in place for them. Ode!!

if the one turned to 12 on 12-12-12 is labelled anti-christ wat will u call the one turned to 6 on 6-6-6?