₦airaland Forum

dguyindcorner:
You are the ignoramus here. Nigerians are now wiser.

Anything but GEJ TILL 2023

Speak for yourself and quit the "Nigerians" generalization.
You and your pack of internet warriors can only win on Twitter as far as retweeting and favoriting your banal junk goes.
Get ready to take a heart pill on February.

IDEApro:
Buhari is the kind of leader who will summon the Central Bank Governor and instruct him to print more money for expenditure

That's exactly who he is. No glossy PR propaganda can change it.

Ngwakwe:
When I narrated my experience in respect to Buhari's regime, the adolescents on the board who never witnessed the regime except Internet concoctions insulted me because I touched on the deadly regime of their idol - Buhari

We know them too well - Little impressionable teens swayed more by propaganda than common sense.
You'll find them mainly on El-Rufai's Facebook page where they happily celebrate their ignorance.

midolian:
no offence but why r u scared? Are u corrupt? Or r ur parents corrupt? Well if u/they are, I ll have to advice u to be very carefuL cos the General will emerge as the winner of the forthcomin presidential election..and u knw what that means

Abeg, face the topic of discussion and shove your empty, unintelligent strawman arguments where the sun don't shine.
The thread here focuses on Buhari's economically retrogressive communist policies. If you have nothing useful pertaining to the topic under review, kindly head to the Romance section and engage your fellow teens who would entertain you.

barcanista:
On reading the article, I see a man that warned top civil servants against misusing their offices. I see a men that ensured that merchants don't take advantage of the scarce commodities to make excessive profit at the expense of the public. Op thank you very much for the article. We need regulation in our commerce and trade sectors. Sai Buhari

I'm sorry, but your attempt at image laundering has failed.
When you talk of merchants taking advantage of 'scarcity', do you mean the same scarcity brought about by the sanctions imposed on Nigerians as a result of Buhari's foreign policy records?

When developing countries are focused on deregulating their trade sectors and enabling a 'Free Market' environment buoyed by capitalism and hardwork, you advocate for more government meddling and regulation?

God forbid us going back to the archaic economic policies.

midolian:
Do u even hav an idea of what democracy is?

I think you should ask Buhari that question, the Mr. "I Will Jail All Kworrapt Fiffles".

In Owerri, it's a total of about 17 hours of electricity in a day.

The power quality is usually at it's strongest from 10:00pm to 6:30am the next day too.

This is a picture from an article in a London newspaper talking about how Muhammadu Buhari used his soldiers to brutalize traders and force them into lowering the prices of their commodities (even below cost price, resulting in massive losses) during his "Essential Commodities" misadventure.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7l1aNGIAAAvJQW.jpg

So, now I get it. When Buhari was talking about "diversifying" our economy using the Army, Navy and Airforce, this is exactly what he was talking about - using the soldiers to brutalize citizens. This is what you get from a man with zero knowledge regarding Commerce and Economics. A man who knows nothing about demand-and-supply dynamics is too unintelligent to know that oil price is not "stabilized" using force.

I've said it and will say it again: Buhari is another NORTH KOREA waiting to happen.

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But he tweeted from this handle debunking the story just 55 minutes ago.
http://mobile.twitter.com/MunaObiekwe?p=s
And before you tell me it's a fake handle, check out some of the pictures and see they're really private.

I would like to know how the OP Lalasticlala "confirmed" this news.

mikeansy:
what is his head doing there?

Eating "chocolate pudding".

size38:
I don't know why people don't like saying the truth in Nigeria particularly the youths. I was in owerri town last week I was impressed with what I saw. Okorocha has redesigned owerri town to the extent that I couldn't recognise the popular "Control" I used to know. Nigeria youths should leave sentiment, bias,ones political party, religion, etc and embrace who is working for them.

Na beauty person go chop?
We're not easily wooed by such trivialities.

Princessderaa:
Rochas am disappointed.

pdp rally DAT made me to trek 100miles?
smh for rochas.Good luck pulled crowd biko

Okorocha is Mr. Propaganda himself, and Abagworo has his head lodged deep in the man's black, smelly a$$.

Isn't Festus Keyamo an APC man who tried to contest under the party in 2013?
It's not surprising, and I still understand that he has a right to his opinion.

Amitex:
Some people fail WAEC! because they fail to read with understanding. Go back and read the post again!

I have read the post again, and there is no link to the website he got it from, and that's the point I'm trying to make.
And stop being unnecessarily aggressive.

Ono, you need to highlight and embolden that part of the article that talks about Obasanjo holding back Lagos State's allocation for 3 years. In fact, assign a size of 20pt to that section to drum it intpo the heads of some dumb, hypocritical chaps who now dance with Tinubu and regard Obasanjo as their "Navigator".

The north is in shambles, and their leaders have failed them. Yet they want to foist another socialist northern leader, who knows nothing about growing and diversifying an economy in the 21st century, on us.

Frontpage cc: Obinoscopy, Ishilove, Lalasticlala.

Alcatraz001:
If you think I would go attack him now then you are a fool? What do you take me for? A tout?

Why should I attack him when he's prepared.

@Bolded, then you are quite simply, a F0CKING COWARD!
Wait, what? You don't want to attack him when he's prepared? Abi you want to attack him in his sleep and then come to claim victory? If you feel say you strong, and if you really believe your bite can match your empty barks, why not meet him when you're both prepared so he sends your worthless asss to the great beyond?
My guy, you're a spineless loser, and you got exposed that day. And I wonder why you all cry and complain when they call Yoruba people cowards. You are a perfect example of a f0cking coward. No vex.

if you don't knw am not the only one who took note of his address,millions of yorubas have saved his address.

Who are those millions? Or are you just praying at the back of your head that some people would take the bait and go get buttf0cked on your behalf?

What I did that day was to draw him out of his hole and he stupidly dropped his address on the net.

Actually, the only thing you did was mess yourself up that day. You fall hand big time, and the shame will follow you wherever you go, henceforth.

Do you knw who I am in real life? Oh,its because me and you are exchanging ideas on the internet that's why you think we are all at the same level?

If the show of shame you put up that day is anything to go by, then I can say you are far, far beneath me. So I agree with you. We're not on the same level.

Ceasar (if that's his true name) will be struck when he expects it less.his only saving grace will be if he moves out of the place to another address.

Struck by what? Your keyboard? Spineless internet coward. Just read your post again and see the loser in you. LOL!

As for your other insults on yorubas,I leave you to your conscience as I knw It would continually prick you when the violence starts next month and you will be wondering where the hatred and viciousness of the attacks on ibos are coming from not knowing that you have insulted a whole tribe and their way of life because of hate passed to you by your parents bacause ibos lost a war in 1970.

God bless.

The violence will consume you and your family because people are so dumb as to not know that when it kicks off, the savages attack anything and everything, including their Yoruba assslickers.
So be careful what you wish for, loser.

Alcatraz001, you bloody coward. Why haven't you held up to your own end of the deal?
The guy dropped his address, didn't he?
Here's the post again.

DerKaiser:
Number 7 Deji Odunuga Street, Anthony Village, Lagos. If you do not show up by [size=17pt]Sunday[/size] then know that your father was sacrificed to the gods as burnt offering. Go ahead and prove your bravery. The mouth wey u don make for this thread don too much.

Come prepared too because you may never make it back home.

I am waiting for you.

Alcatraz001, today is a Sunday. Why haven't you gone out to meet him? Rather, you're still on Nairaland ranting like a f0cking wimp and talking about warfare like your sorry black ass has an idea what it is.
You're just an empty vessel.

BackDatAssUp:
Leave the dredge to remain at the bottom.

Getting down with them demands you literally sink to their level.

Those people are the dullest internet warriors I've ever seen.
The retardd is talking about people dying in the North, unaware of the fact that one of their Obas was slaughtered like a cockroach last year and nothing happened.
He's talking about Yoruba waging an "intellectual" war on Igbos.
Hello? Am I missing something? The same Yoruba kids who can barely pass WAEC these days thanks to their Janjjaweed governors? Intellectual? Damn!

Alcatraz001:
The mistake you ibos made is to openly denigrate the yorubas because of jonathan.This singular mistake will cost the ibos a lot in the coming years because the future cream of Nigeria Society who are yorubas have seen the open hostility and hate you have for the yorubas.

The normally liberal yorubas have been jolted from their sleep and they are now radicalized.The ibos will really have a problem in this country because while you have the northerners bombing you up north,you have the yorubas fighting an intellectual and ideological war with you down south.

I wish you ibos stew in your hate and I hope you brace up for the years ahead.

God bless Nigeria.

Have you met Caesar yet or are you still on the internet ranting like a headless chicken?
I remember the guy dropped his home address as well as directions, and urged you to pay him a visit and carry out that violence you were threatening to carry out on Igbos here on the internet.
If you really had the balls, you'd pay him that visit and put yourself out of your own misery, instead of bleating on Nairaland like a rubber-inflated coward!

Chicken-livered Yoruba imbeccile. Can you read the nonsense you just posted?
"While you have Hausas bombing you up north". Well, newsflash, dunce. The Yoruba people have equally recorded several casualties from the pogroms happening there (check the NYSC casualties for instance) but you guys are just too dumb and cowardly to even bury your own dead that you sweep it under the rug because you're just that desperate for an alliance with your own Hausa oppressors.

Boy, if you feel you're strong enough, get off the f0cking internet and carry out that violence you're threatening to carry out, and we shall see if your corpse won't serve as cadaver in a few months. Bloody internet warrior.

Is it so difficult to insert your source after the end of your post?

Oh my God.
Look at her butt.

PapiWata:
As another presidential election in Nigeria approaches, and the perennial court jester and terror gang leader, Weeping General Buhari, is once again poised to cap off his impressive track record with by far THE most humiliating electoral defeat in the history of mankind, one cannot help but feel genuine pity for the geriatric Paaa Buhari, particularly since he only recently received the welcome news that he will soon die horribly, of prostate cancer and terminal untreated syphilis.

Now then, as this latest defeat looms on the horizon for terror gang leader Buhari, compassionate observers are bound to wonder what can be offered the serial election loser, in the way of compensation for his cumulative wasted effort and pointlessly squandered electioneering funds.

Here are a few token placebos that can be tossed like food scraps to Weeping General Buhari, in furtherance of the need to discourage Buhari from ordering the mass murder of yet more election officials, when his defeat is again confirmed by election results this coming February 2105.

1. Personal Assistant to the Ambassador of Nigeria, posted to the Republic of North Korea, Haiti, Somalia or Afghanistan.

2. Grand Exalted Seriki-for-Life of Buhari Village, located in the Fundamentalist Federation of Sharianistan.

3. Living zoo exhibit of primitive man, who can be caged at the Berlin Zoo, and put on display for crowds of holiday makers to see in the flesh.

4. Honorary Rector of the Boko Haram University of Decapitation and Disembowelment, located in the desert north east of Nigeria.

5. Toilet Cleaning Administrator overseeing Nigeria's ALL buildings and out-houses located in the premises of Aso Rock Campus,Abuja, Nigeria.

Readers expressions of in support of the above five consolation prizes are welcome in this thread, along with learned contributions from any pundits that may have thought up other alternative suggestions in this vein.

Thank you for your cooperation, and God bless.

A certificate he could finally call his own.

[img]http://ihatethewayyoueatcereal.files./2010/11/printable-pledge.gif[/img]

Sai Buhari!

When pictures of the GEJ crowd in Owerri were posted here, APC e-rats labeled them "scanty" and "nothing close to what Buhari pulled in Lafia and Jos" because none of the Owerri people were scaling masts and sitting on rooftops to see GEJ.
No, people. Owerri people are just too civilized to engage in such thuggish behaviour. When they want to support a person, they support quietly and keep moving. They are educated like that. And come February 14th, they shall give the 'real' support by casting 99 percent of their votes to GEJ, leaving the APC clowns wondering yet again where they went wrong.
No need for the nonsense noise.

RIP to the dead Josites though.

Man: Umoru, are you dead?

Ghost: Nooo. Ayam ear in Jewbai, and I shallenj mai folitikul ribals chew a game of Squash.

We know what some Ikoyi criminals hope to accomplish by pushing a dying man to Aso Rock, and we'll defeat them in the end.

Vulu:
I FORGOT TO ADD. IMO IS ALSO GOING TO APGA. IHEANACHO IS A STAUNCH APGA MAN. IGBOS MUST VOTE THEIR BRAINCHILD PARTY LIKE THE YORUBA DID WITH ACN IF THEY ARE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS. ENOUGH OF THIS PDP AND APC NONSONSE.

#VOTEAPGA
#VOTEIHEANACHO.

THE MORNING CROW MUST BE HEARD IN ALL OF IGBOLAND.

Iheanacho is not a serious man.
I haven't seen him campaign anywhere except his bland billboards.
I'll vote him on February, but that's mostly because I can't stand Rochas, not because he's Wowed me or anything of the sort.

All in a bid to deflect from the fact that Buhari has no certificate.
These APC clowns make me laugh so much.
So, Ph.D certificates and degrees are 'meaningless' now because you so badly want to force a shaky, old expired abokii who needs Indiana Jones to help him locate his fake WAEC, down the throats of well educated Nigerians.

If their certificates are 'meaningless' as you say, would you like us to re-open old wounds on your various goofs which bring your "SAN" title to question?
Remember your incident with Jonah Jang, where you, a whole SAN, threatened to sue even though you had no tangible case, until you chickened out like a coward when the man decided to take you up on it?
I wouldn't throw stones if I were you, Mr. SAN.

Collynzo9, how far?
How are things going with billboard politician Iheanacho?

See yawa!

Obinoscopy, Ishilove, Lalasticlala, frontpage!

Yes! Sack Joe Igbokwe, the omo Ibo!
APC is a party of Omoluabis, the Yorubas, and we DON'T want Ibo people or their votes!
They should go back to their villages!

Sai Buhari!