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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Lagos Lawmakers Besiege APC Secretariat by kenchylala: 10:04pm On Jul 20, 2016
aressssa:




Ok for argument sake, it as not right to call him that.


Now answer my question.

Do you threaten to beat and rape another man's wife or any woman when insulted?








Dogs sleep with their mothers so he is in line

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Politics / Re: Inflation Hits Highest Point Since Obasanjo’s Presidency - NBS by kenchylala: 7:30pm On Jul 18, 2016
Mylove55:
how does junketing d globe in 6months be d reason for high inflation, thank God i dont reason like flat heads ipod, somebody is trying to recover what ur ineffectual buffoon and his gang stole from our commonwealth, if gej wasnt ineffectual buffoon, pmb wouldnt have be junketing d globe looking for how to recover what was stolen by ur hero


Guy how old er u?
If u pick ur bills urself u won't talk like dis, I pay more tax now dat the last 16yrs. Na me steal d money? Mk d system wrk dats all, all d trips was has it helped me pay for...nothing!!!!
FRSC is adding 5yrs lifespan for tyres where would d taxi guy get money to buy dem now dey er more expensive?

Whn your board of directors don't meet target n profits as expected u change dem, dats what we just did, not for d new board members to come n keep pointing fingers at d board members we just sacked for their non performance.
Please stop it, go take ur meds

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Politics / Re: Inflation Hits Highest Point Since Obasanjo’s Presidency - NBS by kenchylala: 7:21pm On Jul 18, 2016
babajay69:
f
Amaechi and co took the FG to court when they realised that the FG was withdrawing funds from that account without their consent.
Get your facts straight before you start misleading people.

What did dey go to court for?
To stop further stealing from d account or
To collect their share mk he no lost?

Are those the ppl dat ve ur interest at heart?
Education / Re: The Shocking Maths Many People Failed In An Exam Hall by kenchylala: 5:17pm On Jul 12, 2016
Please follow d Sequence
Did U Calculate For
1+4
2+5
3+6
4+7
5+8
6+9
7+10
Den Finally
8+11

Please note each line is solved independently not adding the result from A to B. And the same method used for solving the first line should solve d next and so on. Abeg 40 is far off the mark
Else what did u add to
1+4 too get 5 ??

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Politics / Re: Fayose Takes A Walk On Street After Anti-Fayose Protest by kenchylala: 9:53pm On Jul 07, 2016
henryanna36:
Don't say what u don't knw.The pics are shared by Lere Olayinka.Don't mislead people


He dey pain d dudu bubu

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Politics / Re: Premium Times Suspends Samuel Ogundipe Over Aisha Buhari/Jefferson Report-Signal by kenchylala: 1:00pm On Jul 05, 2016
AntiIPOB:
can you tell your paymaster to produce all the receipt of transactions,place of transactions and the people that were involved,the bank where the transaction was done,just as efcc did to your paymaster in the ekitigate scandal?
And between fayose and aisha,who is the face of corruption?


Make she go Yankee come back I go pay dats all the source I need. Be like dem give u cut inside for dis waka

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Politics / Re: Premium Times Suspends Samuel Ogundipe Over Aisha Buhari/Jefferson Report-Signal by kenchylala: 12:56pm On Jul 05, 2016
AntiIPOB:
with the size of the head you are carrying,it is pathetic that there is nothing within,if he is sure of the source of his report,why ignored the query,it is so easy to identify ipob and pained jonathan gatemen on nairaland this days.


More than a year gone u still dey on this Jonathan line, I sorry for u cos u don't seem to know ur left from right. U no get the link
Politics / Re: 13 States To Produce Rice For Consumption+ Devaluation has failed – Buhari by kenchylala: 9:36pm On Jun 28, 2016
49cents:


What's this fixation with low exchange rates? Is it so that you can buy iPhone for N10000?

Until importation is discouraged by devaluation, no fixed rate of dollar will stand over time...

Nigeria doesn't have an economy yet, if we don't deliberately fast now, we shall be forced to fast later by reality.

Now miss smartypants what is your solution cos your response didn't even suggest one



Oga
When u devalue does that equal turning d country into a producing economy?
Leave naira give us POWER first first n watch wat happens with the economy. Do we produce smartphones locally?? Give Nigerians alternatives n u will b surprise how things will take shape
Politics / Re: AMCON: Bruce Brothers Sign Court Order As AMCON Takes Over Silverbird by kenchylala: 10:02pm On Jun 23, 2016
divinecode101:


You are right my brother, it is because GEJ is also a thief and an ineffectual buffoon - that is why it will never happen
For now, we need to appreciate that what GEJ does not have the capacity to do, PMB is doing - recovering our commonwealth
Just like Tinubu laid the foundation for a modern Lagos, PMB is laying a foundation for a corruption-free Nigeria. Nigeria belongs to us, NOT to few corrupt politician. We either allow the few looters to end our country or put a stop to it NOW
Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria
Long live APC

The wealth reach you hand?
More ppl has lost jobs in one year than 16years of d other party..
More business have closed or left Nigeria in one year than 16years. Who dey fool who. You dey recover d wealth for who to steal am?

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Politics / Re: For Kissing His Wife, Ben Murray-Bruce Replies Twitter User Who Blasted Him by kenchylala: 2:41pm On Jun 05, 2016
QuotaSystem:
Bruce was desperately trying to protect his hypocrisy from being revealed, all in vain.

He preaches 'commonsense', yet he can't tell his kinsmen of the foolishness of blowing up their creeks, rivers and livelihood in an attempt to hurt the government. He is a Senator of the Federal Republic yet can't speak sense about the effects of his kinsmen activities on the republic's economy.

Kudos to the young Nigerian that called him out.

If dem no blow d pipes who collects d cash from d crude sold?
Tell pmb to revoke all oil well licence from n let Nigerians know d yardstick for get an oil well if he wants to fight corruption

Should he kiss d guys mother Herdsmen u no talk now oil dey involved u open mouth
Politics / Re: Soldiers Shoot At Random In Oporoza, Warri, Delta State by kenchylala: 4:22pm On May 28, 2016
ItsMeAboki:


GEJ literally did exactly that; his govt diverted arms money meant to protect them, instead he left them wide open and defenseless to Boko Haram as a result thousands were killed, butchered, displaced and ruined; what Gej didn't do was to wear Boko Haram uniform, pull the trigger or prime the bombs that sent so many of these ppl to their early graves - hope he and those involved all burn in hell.

Which gun the army dey use now fight boko boys?? Abi u go tel me say na buhari buy am, whn d government say 9ja dey broke..... Lie WELL. I thot ppl do reason but it's a pity

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Sports / Re: Amaechi, Fashola, Ajimobi, Enelamah In China (Pictured) by kenchylala: 8:18pm On Apr 12, 2016
Emperor100:
Haters can hate.. Keep up the good works.

Good work for China? Are u for real
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Ife Central Constituency Election Inconclusive by kenchylala: 2:52pm On Apr 10, 2016
Politics / Re: #panamapapers: EFCC, Interpol To Go After Saraki, Mark, Others by kenchylala: 2:48pm On Apr 10, 2016
olasmith10:
So far so good, 2016 hasnt bn a good year for saraki.. Seems the gods are tru with him!!!
His name appears on almost every monstrous list


Hmmmmm

Panama paper, who write am? With who? where the agreement Please I can write a paper push it out and call it a name n ppl with start talking, please investigate first n then we can see other presidents name are missing from the list mainly the military head of states.....
Politics / Re: #RiversRerun: INEC Releases Latest Results From Election by kenchylala: 9:01am On Mar 30, 2016
olaboy33:
I wonder why there is so much jubilation in pdp's camp.......


1. Winning rivers doesnt guarentee a ticket to aso rock

2. Winning rivers simply means pdp has become a regional party for the minority (5%)

3. Perhaps pdp need to remember APC swept all the rerun in the north which has we all knw is a major factor come the next election

4. APC has control of about 70% of the south west........

5: for those claiming pdp controls the oil-rich states........recall south west got the highest federal allocation.........got the highest percentage in the 2016 budget


its high time pdp accepted the fact that they lost the presidentain election they have been winning for the past 16 years!!!

Wait till the next CENSUS lol
Politics / Re: Rivers State Is Getting Flooded by kenchylala: 7:06pm On Mar 29, 2016
johnemeka:


These pictures are they not real?
Meanwhile, this was to call the attention of the Government to fix it not to ridicule any of them okay.


If you dey find attention add it to the topic, this is not news, its been so more than 12yrs i ve lived here, that spot is always like dat n especially during the early rains as dirtys are washed n blocks the drains.
Politics / Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by kenchylala: 10:27am On Mar 28, 2016
superstar1:


How is payment of VAT or Payee or land use charges double taxation? They all served different purposes. Our VAT is one of the lowest in the world. Payee is being paid all over world.land use charge is being paid all over the world under different nomenclatures.

I will rather pay more tax, which will reduce my disposable income if i am assured of good roads, electricity, good hospitals, potable water, security and better education.

The cost of providing all that on my own out weighs the tax i should have paid in multiple folds.


When you have a system that works paying for service is easy, this government said it recovered looted funds, stopped payment of Ghost workers, saved funds from single treasury account, MY TAKE IS WERE THIS MONEY ENTER? HOW DO YOU TRUST SOMEONE WHO IS UNACCOUNTABLE WITH MORE FUNDS Electricity bills has gone up, fuel up, food up, vehicle parts, and you come n add this to it. I need to buy fuel to watch the dstv I paid now u wan tax am as well. God pls help ur children
Agriculture / Re: Why We Are Importing Grass By Minister Of Agriculture by kenchylala: 1:26pm On Mar 25, 2016
integrity16:


Thank you jare, people are just posting meaningless comments with reckless abandon. I'm not an agriculturalist but I perfectly understand the need to import those grasses. One major benefit is that it will stop these fulani herds men from moving about killing people and destroying farmlands like we're experiencing now.

Too sad.... Whn a policy is bad is bad. How would it take for a cattle to take in n put to birth n grow grass for both? Special grass lol. Another means to steal money. You go cut grass from somewhere n say u imported it.
Agriculture / Re: Why We Are Importing Grass By Minister Of Agriculture by kenchylala: 1:22pm On Mar 25, 2016
teepain:



Let us eschew partisanship and be objective about these issues.

The government claims that they have discovered Grasses that have 28% Crude Protein, do we have any grass in Nigeria, either in the North or South, that have such high protein? To the best of my knowledge there is none. So what is wrong in importing such highly proteinous gas with a view to domestically grow it.

If government implements this idea correctly animal husbandry in Nigeria would witness a revolution.

Cheers.

The countries experiencing this revolution u talk about all imported grass??

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Agriculture / Re: Why We Are Importing Grass By Minister Of Agriculture by kenchylala: 1:19pm On Mar 25, 2016
obailala:


One of the greatest impediments to the progress of the black man and the black race is our inability to read, our inability to discern and our inordinate urge to 'respond' even before we listen.

The article simply exposes the ignorance of all those castigating the plan to import high nutrient grass seedlings for cultivation in Nigeria. This firstly, is standard practice in agriculture all over the world, but common sense is obviously not too common especially when political sentiments are involved. I can swear on my life that 95% of the respondents above did not read beyond the 3rd line, but mostly read the title and proceeded to comment. Maybe if they read the article, they would have firstly realised it was written by an independent veterinarian and not the minister (as the title implies) and they would have also seen some sensible points.

If it takes decades of research to genetically create a new specie of high nutrient grass which has the capacity to boost beef and milk production beyond our imagination, then my common sense tells me it is definitely silly trying to re-invent the wheel; the sensible thing to do is to take the short-cut by simply obtaining those already optimised grass seedlings and growing them here in Nigeria. Just the same way we imported improved flood resistant rice seedlings some years back which has in no little way contributed to the rice revolution in different parts of Nigeria today. For clarity for those who are oblivious of this, "grass is not grass" and there is a reason why people spend several years studying agriculture in the university and research institutes even when our great grand fathers knew exactly how to sow and reap basic food crops.

A point of note in the article is milk production, Nigeria imports over 90% of the milk it consumes spending over $200m annually on this. A typical Nigerian milk cow produces 200kg of milk annually whereas a typical European milk cow produces up to 6500kg of milk annually, i.e. over 3000% more milk production. The main difference is the nutritional content of the feedstock these cows consume. Ironically, the same people who protest the plan to import improved grass seedlings (for planting) to improve our beef and milk production do not protest the billions we spend importing milk yearly; these same people (probably because of warped political logic) did not also see anything wrong when improved rice seedlings were imported few years back to help boost Nigeria's rice production capacity.

What I find most disheartening about these comments I have quoted is that most of the respondents here are youths, educated youths; and then we begin to wonder why the old have refused to relinquish power. They may claim not to be agriculturists, but that is definitely no excuse for this ignorance because anyone with even partial education should be able to discern these things. If only we can sometimes purge our minds of flimsy political sentiments, then some of these things are just common sense.



What happened to planning How long does it tk for grass to grow? How long would it tk to import grass n grow some for urself n channel d cash too something else?

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Agriculture / Re: Why We Are Importing Grass By Minister Of Agriculture by kenchylala: 12:56pm On Mar 25, 2016
fulanimafia:
^^Reading will not kill all of you.

The writer presents such a compelling argument in favor of importing enriched grass for our livestock, that its hard not to see the sense in it.

In summary...



Who er u Where is it ever done??
Politics / Re: INEC Releases 10 Results, Suspends Rivers Elections by kenchylala: 9:32am On Mar 21, 2016
koboko69:


We remember what rivers what in gubernatorial elections when Wike had federal might.
And we know about the controversial supreme Court judgement which endorsed electorial violence.
We remember the oppression of Ameachi, from blocking of his convoy by soldiers and the likes before and during elections.
Not everyone have short memory! Just you PDP slaves

is that the Change Promised??
SO na DO me I DO you, so SAD
Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: What Happened Today Between Wike And Amaechi At Mile 1 Police HQ by kenchylala: 8:42am On Mar 21, 2016
viviangist2:
The Facts About The Mile 1 Police Divisional HQ Election Incident – Ibim
We have received with bemusement the attempt by the Rivers State Government and its image managers to retell the facts of the incident of Sunday, March 20 which occurred at the Mile 1 Police Divisional headquarters in Port Harcourt when Rivers State Governor, Ezebuwon Wike, in company with a retinue of aides, invaded the police station, held the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Collation Officer for Port Harcourt Ward 10, Mrs. Ekwi Adebisa, hostage.
Whereas it is not in our style to join issues with any tier of government, it is imperative that we state the facts because of the need to safeguard our electoral process and strengthen the confidence of our people in their leaders.
Mrs Ekwi Adebisa, the Port Harcourt City Ward 10 Collation Officer, for the March 19 rerun legislative election in Rivers State, was moved by force to the police station. The result she had collated was separated from her. While at the police station, agents of the Rivers State Government, brought her under duress to write a statement that she had been abducted and made to falsify the Ward result by agents of All Progressives Congress, APC.
That they forced her to the police station and kept under traumatic condition was in itself, criminal. But that they had forced the result she had lawfully collated out of her custody was more criminal.
Governor Wike had arrived the police station accompanied by Sen. George Sekibo, Mr. Austin Opara, Azubuike Nmerukini, as well as other aides of the governor.
As a leader in APC, Mrs. Ibim Semenitari, Acting Managing Director, Niger Delta Development Commission, NDDC, being in attendance at the meeting, was among those delegated to go see what the actual development was.
When Semenitari and others arrived the police facility, they confirmed the report. .
In conclusion, we state therefore, that it was shocking to read a statement issued by Mr. Simeon Nwakudu, Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor on Electronic Media, linking Semenitari to facts contrary to the truth as stated here. As a responsible citizen and public officer, Semenitari could not have engaged in any conduct unbecoming of her status.
As a Nigerian and Rivers daughter, she would always and at all times, protect and defend what promotes good governance.
May God keep us all safe in these curious times that try our people’s souls.
Bekee Anyalewechi
SA(Media) to the Ag. Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer
Niger Delta Development Commission, NDDC

http://www.viviangist.com/rivers-rerun-2016-what-really-happened-at-mile-1-police-divisional-hq-ibim



Lol

Lie lie LIES
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Rivers Re-Run INCONCLUSIVE by kenchylala: 8:34am On Mar 21, 2016
modath:



Ask that question when this administration is about 18mths, not 10months in at a time when the country's balance of trade is at a negative!!

You people act like the only mainstay of the economy hasn't been besieged by rock bottom low prices!! Money answereth all things, no matter how lofty & admirable the plans you have are, without funds to execute ,how do you get ahead?

Post Bush America, it took Obama two years to get a semblance of order but 10 months in with little income, the naysayers are asking for blood!!!



Wike & Amaechi are flexing muscles, how does that translate to this admin' fault exactly? undecided

I suggest you have have seat beside me as it's obvious you have agreed Hero's 5yrs wasn't what it should have been & you are expecting miracle in less than a year! cool


If you know what to do 5months too much to make a difference. This government lacks everything
Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: Inec Declares Results by kenchylala: 6:52pm On Mar 20, 2016
8kingz:
Why won't PDP win after they've nearly killed all the APC...that was there plan all along,create fear in the heart of the people so that they will not come out and vote then manufacture numbers,just when are we going to get it right if we are ever going to get it right

PDP killed the members of other parties as well ?
Politics / Re: Police Prevents Wike And Amaechi From Entering Mile One Police Station (Pics) by kenchylala: 6:48pm On Mar 20, 2016
hardywaltz:
WIKE BUSTED:

Rivers State Governor, H.E Nyesome Wike, with his Government house police Storm mile one police Station by 7:00am this morning to hijack the results of Port Harcourt City LGA where APC won overwhelmingly by APC 15, 000. PDP 2,000. with him are Senator, Thomson Sekibo, Hon. Azubike Nmenekini, Hon. Ken Chikere, Hon. Austen Akpara. And Hon Victor Ihuwo AKA Vokor.

Amaechi just arrived at the venue
More details shortly.




Today na action film

Monkey smart na when tree near tree
Failed attempt

Find out the real story n get back to us

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Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: APC Member Stabbed By Opposition Party - Graphic Photos by kenchylala: 9:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
politricks:
Are you tired already? I thought you guys were hailing Wike when he was making his inciting statements.

And wat did Ameachi say on Radio Na mumu dey tk these pictures from kogi state as Rivers state, do some graphics enhancement
Politics / Re: Heavy Shooting In Gokana LGA In Rivers -vanguard by kenchylala: 9:47pm On Mar 19, 2016
dotcomnamename:
There is a heavy shooting in Gokana Local Government Area RAC centre in Rivers State. Some unknown gunmen invaded the centre and started shooting sporadically. Vanguard cannot ascertain the number of casualties as voters and part officials scampered to safety. At the time of this report, security operatives have arrived the scene.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/breaking-heavy-shooting-gokana-lga-rivers/


Fake APC news
Politics / Re: Amaechi, Wike, Fresh Showdown: A Contest Marked With Blood by kenchylala: 3:42pm On Mar 15, 2016
networkrecharg:


THE LAST CHANCE TO BALANCE RIVERS STATE POLITICALLY FOR THE MASSES...


EXECUTIVE .... PDP
LEGISLATORS.... APC
JUDICIARY .......PDP

GIVE APC A CHANCE


AFTER THE ELECTIONS SHA WE GO GO COURT TO GET THE FINAL RESULTS OR RERUNS NO GET PLACE FOR COURT MATTERS....?
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Shoes Costs $8000 - Adeyanju Deji Claims (photos) by kenchylala: 3:04pm On Mar 15, 2016
1stCitizen:
Adeyanju Deji should have been able to tell us the designer of the shoes so we can google it and confirm, if he is not another disgruntled bloody wailer

IF YOU NO KNOW ASK FOR HELP. GO AND FIND OUT AFTER LOOKING CLOSELY. NA THE 5000NAIRA ALLOWANCE DON FLY SO
Politics / Re: Photo Of Beheaded Franklin-Obi, APC Ward-Chairman In Omoku,rivers State by kenchylala: 2:20pm On Mar 15, 2016
dinachi:

This is a very idiotic statement. Your cursed party PDP beheaded a family man, killed his wife and first son and this is all you can say? May your own head be cut off and your wife and son killed too!


HOW DO ONE IDENTIFY THIS BODY WE HAVE HERE? EVERYTHING NA APC AND DEM STILL GET MEMBERS

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Politics / Re: Declare State Of Emergency In Rivers State – Adesanya To Buhari by kenchylala: 1:19pm On Mar 15, 2016
naijagobetter:
i concur, wiked wike will ruin the state if action is not take immediately, desperate times calls for desperate measures

WHY NOT DECLARE STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR KOGI STATE OR LAGOS STATE WITH WORST KILLINGS RATES, FULANI HERDSMEN ARE GOING AROUND KILLING NIGERIANS AND YOU CALL RIVERS STATE, YOU ARE JUST A COMMON THIEF....

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