₦airaland Forum

Marriage is becoming something else these days oOo. To be honest, I think I will have to suspend any thoughts of it till at least I start hearing positive about it.
My friend who we escorted to get married on 13 Jan is already complaining too!
#Sad

I know the one on black. We have been jubilating since he and his fellow evil doers was caught. They shot and killed a couple on Saturday in front of their kids after robbing them off their hard earned money.
For the first time I feel like we have policemen in this country.

Only God knows how depressed these animals will be just for being in Nigeria

Just imagine growing up as a child to hear the story of how your mom was shot by your father, and your father was beaten to death by the village youths and burnt in the village square...
Just imagine!

xreal:
I wonder how politicians feel comfortable and relaxed having men armed with assault rifles around them in the name of security personnel and aides.

So who should they feel more comfortable around?
Men armed with stick and broom?

Chizuru01:
I am From Abia State and what I can tell you is that, these regions " Arochukwu, Ohafia Aro Ngwa " needs Gods intervention first before anything can work there.

The rate of Juju in these areas is too much. The rich will will either suppress the poor from standing or run away for there lives and the poor is always looking for a way to kill anyone that tries to rise with any means possible

Modified

For the govt, Okezie Ikpeazu is trying but he needs to add more effort. The senators representing those areas has alot to answer

With all due respect sir, in what areas or sector(s) has Ikpeazu tried?
U can list it/them numerically...

It shall never be well with whoever coursed this country called Nigeria

zoghys:
How do you mean?, even white man dey look for the guy. Yes I agree our anti corruption agencies can be too overzealous at times, but mehn that guy no clean at all.

na 9ja money him steal?

Las Las my guy don humble o...
d end part of the skit funny die ah swear

Jamesilvar:
Thunder fire you!!

Ok. Thank you!

In my own opinion, Ole shouldn't be blamed. Woodword abi na "Woodwoes" along with the Glazers has totally destroyed the club. How can any modern club survive without a Technical Director? Very soon Man Utd will turn to Arsenal or at worst Chelsea FC..

solmusdesigns:
No be twitter again

azin eerh, the kyn lies wey dey trend for Twitter go shock you...

Till now, no single word or prophecy from Mbaka. Shame on him and his followers!

Thought we have statistically defeated BK?

when a girl visits me for the first time, I try as much as possible not to make any funny moves (unless we agreed beforehand), this gives me all the reasons to do so when next she visits. They hardly refuse the second time...
try it, IT WORKS!!

Mine is working perfectly fine!

This is so unbelievable, I wonder what kinda glory this murderer will be looking for. Well, I hope Dangote, Ote$ and other well known progressing Nigerians will also attend to take more glory home. There was once a country!

Expert17:
Without Epistle who s the only player to have 6 world best??

Messi

ThierryJay:
Which war? That FAKE quote looks like something cooked up by Cristiano's fans rather than Simeone. I'm sure Simeone never said that after the Supercopa match. Even on twitter, it was labelled as fake as it was only @360 sources that published the quote. Major sport tabloids should have reported it as well if it was true. Simeone that publicly stated that he believes Messi was more dangerous than Ronaldo, Bale and Benzema combined? Find another lie please.

It can only be CR7 fans that can say he is now better than Messi using irrational logic. Just imagine, because he scored a mundane hattrick (2 tap -ins and penalty) against CAGLIARI, a relegation team, he is now better than Messi who was the best player on the pitch against Atletico madrid (scored two beautiful goals, dribbled the ATM players at will) for those that actually watched the match. How Can??

Where was CR7 in the war against Ajax last season, Barcelona over several seasons in La liga, Uruguay at World cup, even Lazio this season? Honestly, it's laughable the way CR7 fans like to turn logic on its head and delude themselves, or consolation is it?

6 will always be greater than 5.

Well, I don't usually answer questions regarding these legends but let me just do it today...

against Ajax, Ronaldo scored home and away. it's worthy to note that only Ronaldo scored for Juve throughout the knockout stages of CL last season including a man of the match winning hatrick against ATM in the round of 16.

Last World Cup, Ronaldo scored 90% of of his country's goals including a man of the match hatrick against the defending champions Spain, and yes he couldn't score against Uruguay because he was man marked unlike Ur dwarf GOAT who couldn't put a penalty past a film director goal keeper of Iceland and ended up scoring once against a weak Nigeria while he was also a spectator when a 19yr Mbappe shamefully dumped his country out of the tournament.

ur dwarf GOAT the king of bottler himself lost CL knockout stages after a comfortable win in the 1st leg on 3 different occasions.
Not like he even scored in a CL knockout stage in 4 years in a row until last season.
I don't wantu even mention all the misery he has successfully achieved with his country.
just shut up and enjoy the 2 legends!

GraGra247:
I DON'T SUPPORT FLOGGING CHILDREN OR ANYONE AT ALL.

IT SHOULD BE COMPLETELY ABOLISHED.

AFRICAN PARENTS EXTREMELY ABUSE IT A LOT.

THERE ARE MANY OTHER PROPER WAYS TO DISCIPLINE A CHILD WITHOUT FLOGGING.

such as?

lilwetdick:
a man with vision and focus wont be earning 30k. i believe in spousal support, both couples should work, combine income but 30k is nothing

how will this 30k earner pay for rent before they marry, who is bringing whom to the house, the man or the woman.

oga a man with vision is heading somewhere. it doesn't matter where he is today.
Some years back, my cousin sister got pregnant for one particular man she strongly believes in his vision and dreams. all efforts made to abort the baby cos of the status of the man as at that time proved abortive.
today, guess what? the man is a former 2 time house member of one of the Eastern states.
money na take chop now!

imiski:
I would suggest you go into betting (owing your own shop)/football viewing center. If you had extra cash I would have suggested you add POS to the list.

thanks!

Rebelworld:
Since when did being a baby mama that is being catered for (spending their baby daddy’s money) become a measure of success instead of women actually making their own money.

brother, all na hustle!

imiski:
Ah swear. Its mainly visionless guys that chase women up an down. When you're thinking of investing money you would find out you don't have time to chase women. WOW!!! my second FTC in a month.

I have about 500K I want to invest next month, the major problem is I don't really know where to invest it.
any idea/advice?

once he kicks the bucket, the same energy used to celebrate him now will equally be the same strength used in forgetting him and his overstayed efforts!

careytommy37:
If that deputy is the one obasanjo gave national honours many years back as if he had made some kind of invention, then its safe to say Nigerian academics are all paper and have nothing to offer..
My children must school abroad

even if ur kids school in heaven, so long as they're returning back to this Zoo...
my brother, they won't act different!

it's not the education system, it's the country!

PointZerom:
You once sold bread but today you're looting the Treasury.

Someone who is planning on paying his workers 13th salary should never be considered a tresury looter.
Come to Abia and call our brainless governor whatever u want and we will bless u with a title!

How these men embezzle such huge amount remains a mystery to me. Do they carry it in cash or what?

mrjaydee:
Lookat the ugly thing you use your money to carry for club?

just like basket mouth said "Once u're drunk, every girl go fine for ur eye"

Orla234:
Those gym pictures were to prove a point after all


Mama you're still legit.. May you find that which you seek.

Abeg which part of her still legit?

the fallen heroes or the borehole?

Lorenzop:
See what Nairaland has been reduced to, is she not human or is she exempted from falling down....smh.....disgusting to see such topics hit front page

seems u don't like seeing yansh

DREAMZZZ:
Davido has 1 of the funniest shape of head i have ever seen

His acct has one of biggest shape I've ever seen