I think first of all, d legal practioners in d house here should start dis war for us to follow. Many jobbers will be afraid to join without proper foundation, as they stand d chance of not been employed as well after d fight or whatever name u chose to give it. If d law takes it up, we can then find a solid ground to stand on. Becos as job seeker, fighting ur supposed employer without proper foundation and hope of winning at last as in a country like naija where anything is possible, u'd be surprised things might get worse after d rally cos dis country has made it clear dat d more money u possess, d more power u weld. Imo tho

When I saw d heading, I tot u're already at d psychaitrics but thanx to God it's just on nairaland. That means u still have time to repent of ur jealousy or face untimely death. Mtchewwww

Louis007: What abt Wet drms?

Must u comment? What did ur pastor preach about today?

The Bleep Church distributed hundreds of Bibles and declared, “Jesus loves Indecency stars.”

Tho I don't understand d name "bleep church" but I believe it goes back to pope francis's statement; who ami to judge? And many of u here were busy criticizing and judging just because it's pope. Now a protestant church did it and all of u are here again clapping and dancing to d glory of God. Well, good one she repented and so glad to hear dat but don't forget dat homosexuals are almost in d same line of sin, just may not be so publicized. I know if it were to be catholic church dat fostered her repentance, most of u here will say d priest is on his verge of whatever. All glory be unto d Lord for his wonderful works.

Ur sister na winch!!! Run for ur life oooo!!! How can a reasonable christian reprimand u just becos u refused to dedicate ur car? What happens when u refuse to attend church kpatakpata? She go skin u alive abi? Na wa for religious bigots of dis we country naija. By d way, am catholic and we never reprimand or force sm1 to dedicate whatever to church for whatever reason, at least never happened in my own parish. Just correcting where u stroked priest u hear. Thank God u bought a car, and nairaland is enuf show off and dedication as many has already prayed for u and d car. We'll children of God through baptism and possess d same spiritual powers of mog or priests as long as we believe. So here's my prayer: may God bless u more to bless others and never take dat car to ashawo joint else arm robbers go snatch am in... Name... Amiin!!!

Well, I didn't ask for the ring but she returned it anyway. I felt so bad when I saw it, but it's done already. Well, am too young to let that wear me down.

I suggest my fellow igbo's shouldn't panic much on this new development. There's been prophesies of biafran nation becoming a reality by unknown man of God (don't ask me). And I think this constant and imminant marginalisation of the igbo's are nothing but just the beginning of their freedom at last. Not just d naija brethrens, d world will soon start against us like they did d isrealites back then, and that's when we'll be free at last. God bless new biafran nation! God bless igbo nation! God bless anyone dat'll help to make it a reality! God bless us all!

Add me and I'll hook u up: 25B6B8C4
Am also in ph. Tho am male but I have their contacts wella

Jay in port harcourt. 08168028286 or ping me on: 25B6B8C4

xynerise: Your conscience thinks the food has been poisoned. Only a wicked man without conscience will eat the food.

Gbam!!!
Thread closed!

Not bad if someone has a crush on any celebrity, it's normal. But wen it goes beyond, like wat u guys call obsession or whatever, I can't stand it mehn. Like my ex was madly in love wit flavor dat she even unconsciously voiced it out one day dat she doesn't mind having a one night stand with him. Was I supposed to clap for her? Well, I played along for a while as I still enjoyed her punniny and finally gave up. She's madt!

It all depends on what u classify as gud and bad. Some believes in it and some don't. Any which way, goodness pays. Many girls has wasted their time enjoying casual sex wit many men, and regret afterwards. Even jealous d gud ones for having d best man at last. Girls, watch it... Datzall

O boy dat woman wey go do dat kind tinz dey madt. She don give me license to dey bleep dey go be dat naa, and she better not complain wen I explore...

Babes, if u wake up one day to hear that ur ex is now d governor of ur state or d president of dis country. Would u be bold or proud enough to let ur partner know he (gov/presido) is ur ex?

donigspain: Yeah, I saw that too bro!
Gianluigi "Gigi" Buffon

O boy na name wey I dey use for stupid people back in da days b4 I even hear say one goalee dey answer am sef. And I come forget say I dey public forum shaa. Abeg give dat inyamkpo abi wetin be him name better name wey fit him attitude abeg.

oxygen25:

Lol at the bolded.

Maybe you can write a letter to your ex here. www.nairaland.com/1367331/write-letter-ex

It's fun!

I wish I can. But I better leave d past behind so I can hold onto d future. Thanx anyway.

Na wa oo. Abeg nepa sori power holding abeg give dis guy light make him go watch cartoon cos kids are not allowed on nairaland anymore. Nekwanu m anya bikonu. If person no wan chat wit u na by force? U no fit do eye like say u no see am? Abi e get something else u ain't telling us about dis ur so called friendship wit d chick? Enlighten me more pls or u rest inugo?...

O boy dat tin na air full am. Just chuk am pin and d air go burst everywhere. But after ur burial ooo!

Lmao!!!!!! NLDRS una no go kill me ooo! Chai!!! Chineke abiama! See killing of english for here ooo! O boy, if I be dat girl, I for don dislove u since! 7months sef too much. U dey madt?! Wit such grammer who no go change mind? Abegi oya go carry ur macmillan read sharperly!

Austine.E:
Chine'du ndigbo na emela aye ifeoma!!! Jisinike na epele.

What is dis one writing? Oga igbo man, if u no sabi write ur papa language just park well. No mislead young igbo's dat are willing to learn abeg.

kennyonthrone: OP apart from nos 1 nd 2 for me shaa ihe ndi ozo ina ako wu bullshit

My igbo boi, I like dat engyi-igbo wey u just thyow there my buyoda!!!

;DMake dem taste d suya wey dem dey do wit others since dem start bombing nau. Whether d tin dey sweet make dem taste am small. Tho killing na killing ooo! I can't even kill a chicken for xmass let alone humans. Those guys get mind ooo! But who no go get mind after all they experienced from those barbaric boko boys? God bless Naija na our next slogan.

Pls any tall elegant NLNDR girl here to date me just add me: 25B6B8C4 or call me 08168028286. Serious human pls. I'll give all I have to date or marry a tall pretty girl. I never liked short girls as I'm 6"2 myself, but only short girls fall for me. Now can someone tell me why?

Joblessness don too make fp. Dis is called "over time"...

Pls does anyone here know anything about "corinthian hotels in u.k?" They sent me mail for application and finally accepted me. But I don't know how genuine it is. Tho I checked their website and it showed some genuineness. Pls I need help.

Can someone residing in another state but has a place to stay in lagos around d area u mentioned apply? I mean, I stay in ph, but if I should apply, I have a friend living in satelite town where I can stay if employed with ur org. Am I eligible?

I cannot promise to marry u but am sure I'll make u happy if u allow me cos I luv dating older ladies as u're a bit older dan I am... Don't get me wrong, she's elegant from ur description of her. And who wouldn't wanna have such damsel, but d fact dat u already left two marriages means I can't be d third to be dumped and I for sure can't raise another mans kids with ease (guys do u feel me?). We can only play d game. My one cent tho...

Now dis guy is just silly... How d heck is he forgetting he's naija? Fake accent, fake english. I think yvonne dumped him cos of his fake ass life. And to think my ex-girl once compared me to dis buffon, oh crap!

Have u had ur medicine today?