koolsnoop2:
i think those that pass stage 3 are those that pay for the cv.

Not at all. I did not pay for CV and i passed and was issued certificate

I got 70% and was issued this Certificate. Godwin LOL

izuch:
"What goes around comes around" so they say. Dude prepare!!! Someone must also bleep your wife, that's life, one usually gets a dose of his/her own medicine. When it happens don't cry foul. "be not deceived for what a man soweth that shall he reap", you've sown a seed, hope you know that you'll reap more than one seed? (this one no be "holy holy" matta oh) I rest my case.

May ur days be longed for this comment.

We do Riddles n Joke!!!

Its 571

courage54:
DREAMERS

IT will be easier for Accord party to win Ebonyi, Akwa Ibom, Delta, Niger state, Abia, Enugu, Cross Rivers, and Bayelsa than PDP can winning any south-west state. The Yorubas are too intelligent for them to reward a failed party with another term. They are the only tribe in Nigeria that dont vote base on sentiment.


SAI BUHARI.

Many yours day be long with what u have just said.

Mine is PAUL!!! I just love and admire his zeal to preach Jesus n Do God's Will.

Mine is Omawunmi the warri born singer! I just love that lady

Make e no be like say we no put mouth! Happy Independence

Mine happened when I was serving in Ile-Ife.(2010)
I KNOW U HV WANTED TO DO THIS BUT COULD NOT SUMMON COURAGE, HERE AM I TO HELP U. I THINK I LOVE U. This was d content of her card to me on a valentine's day. Guess who? One of my students ( the social prefect) I was like . I told/showed my friends d card and we started dating. As God will have it she is till my g/f till date. I still use that to make her laugh anytime I visit her in unilag nw. Very funny but it works

tinuolababy: A device that I will tell what I want to eat and will cook it perfectly. That's all

Lazy bone.
'No hard feeling'

zemaye: A device that will stop me from shedding tears when cutting onions

chewing gum while cutting onions helps to prevent/reduce tears

Blackberry Laptop! Team BB. BB till i D.I.E

Anyone who tells me to follow myheart but I shld take mybrain along is a good friend of mine. Lol

stinggy: Delta State?
Really?
Am I seeing visions

God bless u for that question
I tot I am d only one wondering which part of Delta State because I have being in warri and also a regular visitor to places like Ughelli,kwale, abraka, obiaruko and ozoro for the past four years and I have not seen any form. of development here in Delta state oo
Infact, u nid to come to warri and see how uduaghan has spoilt all d road in d name of a failed project called BRT lane., digging all d side raods in d name of a failed supply ofpotable water. In our own accessment as residents of Delta state the Governer is a. Complete failure.

Hmmm! Some stories can touch sha! There is sense in this oo and am sure oga seun knows what to do.I will be d happiest man if I read headline like; seun too is doing exceptionally well

To me Lagos is HOME!!!

What Is DSTV? We use Wire to Wire(cable to cable)here in my street and its working fine.

because I am currently supporting ARSENAL FC which is enough heartbreak everweek. If Arsenal continue to win Trophy I will consider getting married because I can't have two heartbreak at a time.

kingvicking:


I can help you on that,
A. Embarrassing
B. Awkward
C. Barbaric
D. Frustrating
E. Animalistic (more like trying to make-up for a monkey for it to look like Omotola Sexy.

Shoo, E reach like that?

hungryboy: Taking your clothes to the dry cleaners instead of washing it yourself

abeg go hw is drycleaning ur clothe a waste of money. I do this and only cost me 1k per week. That's is affordable n reasonable.

#Teamwarri#I just love this city of waffi

Warri no dey truly carry last! I go for warri, aba, ore, onitsha n sagamu

Another problem of Android!!! Team BB. Whatspping since morning. Lol

I guess mobile app is better because of it level of availabilty n accessibility. It pulls more potential clients

Another reason why it is BLACBERRY or NO PHONE for me. BB till i D I E

When I was surrendering my life to Christ. I cannot help but cry when I realised I have really messed up. The tears kept coming when I was pouring out my guilty heart and confessing my sins. Since then I have been a happy man.

COURAGEOUS and FIRE PROOF by KIRK

Hometowm? I guess Lagos Is my Hometown and the last time I visted was DECEMBER'2013. Looking forward to visit this year december again. Once in a year things!!!

GodMode:






I'm a sickle-cell carrier and I've been living with constant (daily) pain for over 6 years.

6 years ago, When the pain began.. All I could say was "God why me?"... I was believing a miracle would happen but it never happened.

I contemplated suicide during those 6 years but my subconscious (the real God in me) told me to live with it.

Since then I'd rather believe in myself than believe in something I can't see. I'm still in pain.. living on pain killers continuously for over 6 years.

SO PLS STOP SAYING OR COMMENTING RUBBISH COS YOU DON'T HAVE AN IDEA WHAT A SICKLER GOES THROUGH.

don't tell me that there is a God because the only God I see is me.

I guess u need read John 10:34 and Psalm 82:6.... In order to realise that humans are Gods.

But I don't believe in religion.

Guy, it is very obvious that u need to be talked to. Yoruba people will say 'OMO ATIRO TOWO BATA ESE KAN ORO LOFE GBO'
I will antogonise u with ur words but with no malicious intention

Firstly, u said u've being having CONSTANT AND DAILY PAINS for the past six years ------Like seriously? I guess u shld be dead by now if that was actually true and i put it to u that what u have being going through is occassional and severe pain, Am in, so i know what am saying

Secondly, u said ur question has being GOD WHY ME? ------ God knows why He does His things the way He wants or chooses, Moreso, what shld have being my own question being the only son of my mom? so chill all will be fine

Thirdly, u said something like SUICIDE; Wow wow wow, have u ever heard the word 'HELLFIRE'? U will burn more than a roasted chicken in Hell. Guy, killing urself shld nva be an option pls. e no reach like that according to warri pple.

Furthermore, u mentioned something like ur SUBCONSCIOUS [ THE REAL GOD IN U]; Its good this is coming from u, without much ado, that settles the fact that 'THERE IS GOD'

Your fifth point is what i find most interesting "u said we shld stop saying rubbish because we dont know what a sickler goes through" Oh how i wish kenny's Genotype is 'AA' My Dear, permit me to use Erigga word 'Around here HEAD also BURN' i do, we really do know what a sickler experiences especially during crisis. This is my 28th year as a warrior and am a practical definition of pains but GOD has been enough.

Now, to the biblical part of ur point, u quoted Psalm 82:6 which says 'you are gods and all of u are children of the MOST HIGH' so the question is who is the MOST HIGH? Oga, GOD is the only MOST HIGH so quit that thought of urs now.

Hear the conclusion of the whole thing, Guy, JESUS is the only miracle u nid now. u cannot experience this SS of a thing here on earth and also miss out HEAVEN, that will be too bad. Resolve to know nothing other than Jesus Christ. CHEERS.

GodMode: don't smoke
No alcohol
No dancing
No partying
No running
Always stay in an environment with good air flow.
Always have panadol in your pocket.
Drink water regularly
No pepsi, coke .e.t.c
Don't stand for too long.
Don't stay in cold places.
Don't wear tight shoes.

The only cure for sickle cell is bone marrow/stem cell transplant... Don't let people tell u stories.

There is no God

So God can't your genotype... Accept the disorder and live wisely.

Like seriously? You should have summarised all ur ill- talk by telling the guy not to live at all. Shoo? Why are u like this? No this no that. Next time just quiet ur mouth if nothing good will come out of it. It is only a fool that says there is no God. Being alive today is a manifestation of God's existence.

Some stories can touch shaa! I've being a warrior for the past 28 years. I have seen the good, the bad and the ugly. Guy, just believe sickle cell will not kill or hurt u. I have being away from my loved one abt three n half years ago and I have not had cause for alarm. I live normally, but when d pain wants to appear I use cataflam. It works but most importantly God has being enough.